Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Tuesday, September 10th, 2024
Episode summary introduction:
You can win a year’s supply of candy corn, this year’s biggest Halloween costume trends, Chantel is a fantasy football trash talker, apparently coupons are for old people, Chantel’s designated TikTok time, Josh ate a toaster strudel and liked it, our smartwatches might be lying to us, leave the Goonies alone!!, that one time Chantel put cinnamon in scrambled eggs, picnic, dead butts, and Chantel’s old hands!
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Full show transcript:
Hey. It's Josh and Chantel. Hey. This is wake up classy 97, the podcast. Thanks for listening.
It's a replay of today's full show. It's Tuesday, September 10th. On today's show, you can win a year's supply of candy corn, and we'll tell you how. This year's biggest Halloween costume trends. I'm a fantasy football trash talker.
It's the only thing I can win. Apparently, coupons are for old people. I have a designated TikTok time. Josh ate a toaster strudel and liked it. Our smartwatches may be lying to us.
Leave The Goonies alone. That one time I put cinnamon and scrambled eggs, picnics, dead butts, and my old hands. Thanks for listening. You can catch the show live weekday mornings from 6 until 10. It's wake up classy 97.
This is the podcast. Enjoy today's show. What you gotta say? I just shot the husk and make a weird noise, but I didn't change my mind. Cool.
Not the coolest. When's the last time you had a TV dinner? Oh, gawl. And was it a lean cuisine or a kid's cuisine? Oh, it was probably lean cuisine.
Yeah? Yeah. I had those in college because Or was it a hungry man? No. It was a lean cuisine because, yeah, I had those in college because they were cheap.
Yeah. And, yeah, I think I would take them to lunch for for work. If I think real hard about it, I can smell what that little glue around the edge holding the lid on smells like coming out of the microwave all night. Keith cuisine, I it was probably, like, 10 when I had that last. Yeah.
Today's national TV dinner day. No. Let's not. Our kids haven't experienced the TV dinner. That's because we're good parents.
Okay. Easy. Easy. Easy. I like to cook, so we've we've cooked meals.
Now those are a fantastic alternative to cooking because you can get meat covered in a sauce, meat covered in a gravy I don't know if that's the best option. Noodles. Yeah. They're not the healthiest. I don't know that.
I don't I really don't know that. I I do believe that they make them in a kitchen and mass. If you love food prep, working for a TV dinner company is your dream come true because I feel like that's what you do. You just make a 100 breaded chicken pieces, and you slap them on top of some noodles, and then you go Well, it all has to be cooked. Yeah.
I know. To cook it all. That's what I'm saying. Oh, you said food prep, but you also have to do cooking. Right.
That's what food prep is. No. I would say food prep is like the chopping of the vegetables. No. No.
No. I'm talking about, like, if you do meal prep for, like, the week and you and you like Gotcha. Getting organized and putting things in containers in the freezer. That's what I'm saying. Where you're cooking on on the weekend, you're cooking the whole week's meal, so all you have to do is pop it in the oven like a homemade pizza.
Oven. Yeah. Pop it in the microwave, more like. Alright. Whatever it is.
Michelinas. Is that that's a TV dinner. Michael Michael Yeah. Something? Mhmm.
Those are cheap. What's that, what's that lady's name? Marie Callender? Doesn't she have a whole line too? I don't I'm sure.
Probably. In addition to being national TV dinner day, it is national swap ideas day. So this is where you get with friends and family, swap ideas on anything and everything. I got an idea. What is it?
Swap it. No. I don't have any. I can't swap. Alright.
We continue with biscuits and gravy week. Today is, is a big day, for a lot of people, and it's something that we need to bring attention to. Today is World Suicide Prevention Day. Oh. It's a it's a really big deal.
We need to spread the awareness so that those who are struggling to get the help that they need. It is World Suicide Prevention Day, and it is Suicide Prevention and Awareness Month. Right. If you head over to the awareness podcast, we have, this month, a whole episode dedicated to this topic. So you can, learn more about the the two numbers, 988 and 211, that are crisis hotlines that everybody can use.
211 is the Idaho number. 988 is the national line. And there are professionals 247 on the line who who you can talk to. And you can text also. Right?
That is correct. Yep. Which is fantastic. There are a whole bunch of different resources in the latest edition of the Riverbend Awareness Project, specifically talking about suicide prevention. And that is live now.
You can go listen on demand. Everywhere you get podcasts, just search Riverbend Awareness or go to riverbendmediagroup.com. Very important. Click on podcasts, and you can listen there. So, very important.
And that is what's happening today. Happy Tuesday. I almost said Wednesday. I know. Wouldn't that be nice?
Yes. That we'll say that tomorrow. K. Alright. Good morning.
Oh, hey. Good morning. How much do you like candy corn? Not at all. Not at all?
No. Not even a little bit? Not even even when it's shaped like a pumpkin? No. Those are even worse.
Even when it's not the white yellow orange, but it's the brown orange white. I don't like any of that. None of it? Nope. None of it.
That's right. You heard it here first. No. I don't. I was thinking I was hoping I could convince you.
Why? I don't know. What do I need you convincing of? Do you hate it, or do you, like, not not so much? Like, I'll I don't hate it.
I'll have a bite or 2 every now and then. I won't. Oh, so you hate it? Yeah. Like, if there was a bowl of it sitting there because it's been sitting there for 17 Halloweens in a row No.
And it's got little even if it's fresh. It no. Okay. I'm not gonna grab a piece and go, yeah. I I don't regret my decision.
Would you want to stay in a candy corn themed hotel suite? Maybe. Oh, really? I'm it's not eating it. That's still got I like look.
I appreciate candy corn for its fall vibes. K. I would I would hang out in a candy corn themed fall vibe space. Alright. Everything is orange, yellow, and white.
That's a lot. Color themed. Also, the beds have candy corn shaped headboards. Fine. Also, anybody who chooses to stay there receives a year's supply of candy corn.
So they'll send you an 11 ounce bag once a week for 52 weeks. No. Thanks. It's only $350 to stay for a night. That's really expensive.
I know. That's really expensive. You're only paying for candy corn. And, no. It sleeps 5 to 6 guests, so you could you could Okay.
You could split you could split the bill. Split the bill. Let's go on a candy corn sleepover. It's in the Poconos Mountains. It's in, the Great Wolf Lodge locations.
Do you know these places? No. I've seen ads for these before. But there's one in the Pocono Mountains in Pennsylvania and one in Gurnee, Illinois. Okay.
Do you wanna go to Gurnee, Illinois? I don't know. And stay in a candy corn themed hotel? Look. I'm looking at I'm looking at pictures of it.
Yeah. It's a lot. It's it is a lot. It's a lot. Like like, I'd have a hard time falling asleep.
It's so bright. So bright. It's a little it's wild. It is absolutely wild. It's crazy.
But you get a year's supply of candy corn if you stay there. A year's supply. I get to throw a bag of candy corn away every month for a year. No. Just give it away.
Week. Give it away, man. They can't even give it away. Look what they're trying to do to give away candy corn. It is it is pretty pricey to stay there.
That is what's crazy. Also, you said it sleeps how many? 5 to 6. Because it looks like 2 king-size beds in one room. Kinda be cozy.
Shell gas stations have started to put up signage for these special purple pumps. This is the 4th year in a row that they've been doing this. These purple pumps are called the giving pumps. Okay. And a portion of the purchases made by using these pumps will support local children's and family focused charities.
Well, that's cool. Yeah. So then it says you can find participating locations here. So I clicked on it, and there's all kinds. There are 1, 2, 3, 4, 4 Shell gas stations that are participating in Idaho Falls.
Okay. There's some there's one in Ashton. There's one in Blackfoot. There's one in Chubbock. There are 3 in Pocatello, American Falls, Downey, Rigby.
Nope. Sorry. There's not one in Rigby. There's even one in Declo and Burley. Well, look at that.
My hometown. If you if you want to, gas up and then also make a donation, that's what that's for? Yes. Does it say who the donations go to? I am looking.
Okay. It says children and family charities. Yeah. But I don't know specifically what. Okay.
Well, I don't often gas up there, but I but they have a purple pump. It's called a purple pump. They call it the giving pump. Okay. Say purple pump three times.
Purple pump, purple pump, purple pump. That's not hard. Okay. Try that. Purple pump, purple pump, purple pump.
Yeah. See, that one's not tough. It's just fun. It is fun, but it's not a tongue twister. Alright.
It is fun, though. I like the alliteration of it. Now if you said purple giving pump, maybe that's harder to say. Say what? Purple giving pump.
Purple giving pump. Purple giving pump. Purple giving pump. Man, sorry. That's not that bad.
Alright. I don't have any I'm on their website right now looking for specifically what it is. Mhmm. It says here's what I found out. Station owners can select the charity they would like to support and donate directly to those charities.
Okay. So So you'd have to You'd have to talk to the station Yeah. Managers or owners and say, hey. Who's this purple box? Interested, but what am I what am I helping?
What cause am I participating with? That makes sense. Well, you know also how long this will run for. I have very limited information. So sorry.
Check out the purple pump, and maybe you can find out more. The giving pump. Look for the giving pump. Yeah. Okay.
They're all over. Check out this good news. I will. Check it out. There's a story about Casey Marlow.
He was at a convenience store. This happened in Douglasville, Georgia. Okay. He realized that he had left his wallet in his truck. Oh, no.
While he ran out to grab his wallet, the man who was behind him in line named Mario stepped up and paid for the drink to help him out. He was just having a drink. He was at a gas station. And when Casey got back in the store and learned that Mario had paid for the drink, the 2 men struck up a conversation. And Casey learned that Mario and his family were living in a motel after being evicted.
And Casey said despite his own struggles, Mario made it a point to help other people, and that's really awesome. So inspired by the interaction with Mario, Casey took the story to social media, asked for donations to help out Mario's family Wow. And in just 24 hours raised $35,000. What? Holy moly.
No kidding. And, was able to hand over $35,000 to Mario all because he bought Casey's soda in line because he'd forgotten his wallet in his truck. That's incredible. Isn't that wild? So nice.
The, someone said who is this that said this? Somebody said, watching a simple act of kindness at a convenience store turn into a life changing event for a family certainly surprised Casey. Casey said, I was just a messenger. All I did was ask for help because I knew I couldn't do it alone. Aw.
Isn't that cool? That's so nice. Yep. So well done, Casey. Well done, Mario.
Yeah. Congratulations to everybody here. It's a $35,000 miracle is what they're calling it. It's a big deal. It is a big deal.
That's so nice. It's good news to get you going. It feels weird to wanna talk about Halloween, but I was cruising the Internet this morning, and USA Today is out with their list of the hottest Halloween I love Halloween. Of 20 I love Halloween too. There's a lot of people who do not like Halloween.
My mom is included in that. She doesn't like Halloween? Is it too scary? No. She just thinks it's a dumb holiday.
And I go, it's the best. You wear a costume. It's about candy. Yeah. What are you talking about?
Alright. Well, listen. So, a lot of people are thinking about their costumes. Now is probably a good time to, like, really, if you're gonna build something or We had an idea last year, and we didn't have time to prepare it. And we had a whole year, and we still haven't prepared it.
I know. Well, here's what's hot this year. Beetlejuice, big costume. K. A lot of people wanting the Beetlejuice thing.
Sweet. I think it's a good look. The black and white stripe thing is cool. I like the green accent. You can do green hair.
I think it's a that's a fun one. And they've done a lot of different versions of that. Ghostbusters is a big costume. I know. Still.
Ever since the eighties, that thing has just been a monster costume. It's great. A lot of, Wicked Witches Oh. Specifically, you know, doing the whole green Yeah. Face and hands.
And, what's her name? Elphaba? Elphaba. Yeah. So a lot of that.
Deadpool and Wolverine is very popular. Disney Descendants. Now I have not been following the Descendants, but these are like, Disney produced teen fantasy franchise. Oh, you haven't been following that? It came out in July, and, and it's fairy tale characters Oh.
That I think are, descendants of the ones that you are familiar with, some of the evil characters. So, anyway What do you okay. And then inside out too, a lot of, a lot of people wanna dress up as anxiety. I don't need to I don't need to I don't need to dress up like anxiety. I already am.
I have not seen this, this Terrifier movie. I'm not I don't do the big scary movies thing. Have you heard about Terrifier? No. So there is this, clown called Art.
He's a black and white clown, real basic costume, But they've made several different versions of that. It's very popular. Wednesday Adams, still very popular. Now we've got the Jenna Ortega Wednesday out there, which I'm not mad about that at all. Netflix has that Dallas cowboys show.
The Dallas cowboy cheerleader costume has seen an uptick. It's very popular. And then you've got as far as real people Uh-huh. Real people that exist, Jojo Siwa is a very popular Halloween costume. Oh, with her black eye makeup?
Yeah. With, like, the kiss makeup thing. Oh, no. Or the construction vest look. That's also a choice.
I don't know that one. Big rugged, construction boots and a high vis vest. Hey. I'm not saying that you should dress up like Josh and Chantel, but that would be be hilarious. It would be hilarious.
And then Ray Gun from the Olympics. Nice. A lot of, Ray Gun stuff. And then, of course, Taylor and Travis still on the list, as potential, real people Blah. Halloween costumes that they're talking about.
Blah. The blah. Yeah. Those are the big ones, though. See enough of them.
We don't need Halloween costumes. There will guarantee Oh, for sure. Be some k. Taylor and Travis. Let's talk about our costumes.
What? What about I really wanna be Robin Hood. Yeah. Then be Robin Hood. I am gonna be Robin Hood.
Make it happen. I am. Are you gonna participate? I'll walk around behind you doing that. You could beat the rooster.
Yeah. With the What does he have a lute? Kind of a guitar looking thing? It's not a guitar. It's a lute.
I would I would believe that. Yeah. It's a lute for sure. I'll just do that. The whole Halloween.
That's fine. You had to be the the rooster. What's his name? That's his name. No.
That's not his name. I don't know that he has a name. Allen Adele. No. No.
That sounds like the guy who was the voice of the rooster. Yeah. You're probably right. Yeah. I don't know.
I don't think he has a name. Be the fox Robin Hood Yes. And I will be, some other character The rooster. From from that show. Why can't you be the rooster?
I can be. But you don't wanna be. I can be. I told you to be little John, and you didn't wanna be that either. You're just You no.
Liz, you didn't say be little John. You said, let's be Robin Hood and little John when they dress as women and try to rob the carriage. I'm not I don't wanna do that. Fine. It's best.
You could be prince John then. I could. You said yesterday you want to go high in the space. Yeah. It's a good look, but he doesn't really have one.
Practice sucking your thumb. I'm okay. His name is Allen Adele. That's the name of the rooster? It's only stated once throughout the whole movie.
Hey, Alan. And he's formally credited as the rooster. Let's he's just the rooster. Allen Adele is dumb. Good morning.
What's up? How are you? What is up? Look. You don't have to be all sad and depressed.
You get another week to like, starting Thursday. I know, but your points all matter toward the end goal. Alright. Fantasy football week 1 is over. It's in the books.
It ended last night. Here's what happened. I was doing so well. You were you were doing very well. So well.
You were smoking. I know I was. Oh, did you know that when, you when when you win, it gives you confetti and I'm sorry. You didn't get to see that today. What did your app do when you opened it?
Nothing. Oh, no. I only lost by 2 points. Okay. But you were you were doing I was really smoking back.
I was in my fantasy league against him. I got so many points from my players. I was doing so well. I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened.
What happened what had happened was I'll tell you what. I He had a player. He had, McCaffrey Yeah. Who ended up being he was questionable. They weren't sure if he's gonna play.
He ended up not playing. So in the very last minute before the game started, Beck swapped him out for the guy who was gonna be the backup in that position, who's Mason. Mason ended up having a great game, and that's what happened. Because you, at the same time, had George Kittle in. George Kittle is a tight end.
George Kittle did nothing for me. A running back. Yeah. Well, I'm trading him out. No.
Yeah. You still need to have a tight end. He's a good tight end. No. He isn't.
Oh, boy. You were expecting wide receiver numbers out of your tight end. Yeah. That was the problem. He still had a wide receiver.
You had a tight end, and Mason brought it to the house. I here's the thing. I was really doing so well too. I lost in the whole, like, by points. You won in points and then Emery and then Bec and then me.
So I'm not even I didn't even lose to just Bec. I lost the whole in the whole thing. Only have the 4 of us in this league, so everybody's made the playoffs. Congratulations. You're in for the whole season.
You got a lot of fantasy football left. You can't be frustrated by your week one performance. I am. Well, I'll tell you what. I can't ever win anything even when I'm not the one that's actually playing, but I'll tell you what I can do successfully.
I can successfully do a lot of trash talking because that's what I was doing on Sunday. That's what you need to you need to muzzle it a little bit is what you need to do. I've never. You need to put the can on that trash can and and keep the trash inside sometimes because guess who you're playing this week. You?
Yep. Oh, it's come that trash can is blown open. Yeah. It's a windy day on trash day, and all the garbage is strewn throughout the neighborhood. Bring it, boy.
Oh, here we go. Here we go. I'm gonna switch out George Kiddo. Yeah. I wanna get somebody to do.
Yeah. Go ahead. I'm not I'm not gonna help you make good or bad decisions. It's all entirely up to you, and good luck to you this week starting up Thursday. Good luck.
Gonna need it. I don't think I am. Yeah. Do you wanna know what's frustrating, though, for me? Is when I look at how much score I could have had, like, if I would have played a different player from my bench who's sitting there with 32 points that I didn't get to count in my score, that's when it gets frustrating.
Good luck to you this week. Luck to you. Settle down. You. No.
I'm settled. I'm pretty calm. I'm pretty good. You're gonna lose. I don't know about that.
We'll see. I will. I'm gonna make some adjustments. You're going down. Do you remember when couponing was a thing?
Like, where people would clip the coupons and have the binders of them and go grocery shopping for, like, 400 tubes of toothpaste or whatever? Yeah. Yes. That extreme couponing that people were doing. Uh-huh.
And then it kind of went by the wayside. I there's probably people who are still doing it, but it's definitely not clipping coupons anymore because it's all done In an app. Digitally. Yeah. Like, now you go to the store, and they're like, hey.
If you have our app, scan this QR code and you get the digital coupon. Mhmm. And then when you put in your phone number at the register, it just applies those coupons. I like that so much better. And you can go through the app before you go grocery shopping if, you know, if you have time.
Oh, so fun. You can go through and clip coupons before you go. So then you go, oh, I am buying yogurt. So There is a grocery store that we go to that still sends me coupons in the mail. Those are great, though.
Those are, like, the reward, coupons because they usually give us, like, bigger discounts and free stuff. Stuff. Yeah. I always forget that I have them. Do we have some right now?
Yeah. I did. They were all expired. Oh. I was cleaning out my purse last night, and I had my coupons out, and I went expired.
I thought they sent one just the other day. They did. That one's still on the counter. I haven't even opened that one yet. Super, super, super.
One's great. But I have, like, three stacks that were expired. They also keep track of, like, what we buy. So the coupons they send are pretty relevant. I know.
I love them. Like, here's a discount on bell peppers. Oh, good. I use those often. So I was making a stack of stuff that I needed to throw away in my purse, and Emery goes, coupons?
Coupons are for old people. Really? And I said, what good deals are for old people? Yeah. Saving money?
What an old person thing. Yeah. What I said, if you had if you wanted a pair of shoes and you had a coupon for $25 off, are you telling me that you wouldn't buy those? And she goes, what are you talking about? I said, if you wanted a pair of shoes and they were $50 and you had a coupon for they would only be $25.
And she that would never happen. That would never happen. And I said, but what if it did? Sometimes that happens. That's old people thinking.
That's old people. That's that's And I said, you're telling me that if you had a 50% off coupon for something you really wanted, you wouldn't take it to the cash register to buy. And she said, no. I would never. So she would rather pay full price for something than use a coupon to get it cheaper.
Uh-huh. And by But I wonder why. I don't know. And here's the thing. She's 15.
Yeah. She doesn't have money of her own. Right. That's my money. And then I know using that coupon.
You better be saving me some money. Well, that's why you just go, listen. You will use this coupon, and I you only have this amount of money. Go wild or don't buy it. Or don't buy it.
Use the coupon. Save some money. Yeah. What are you? It's money that the, like, the manufacturer and the grocery store is like, we're giving you a little kickback.
Take advantage. Now I gave her some money over the weekend. She was hanging out with a friend, and I gave her some money. I just transferred into her Yeah. Bank account.
And she did not use it at the place where I thought she was gonna use it. She ended up buying something at the fair. Uh-huh. Because here's what happens. I give her money.
She doesn't give it back. She doesn't use it for the Once once you hand it over It's got it's never coming back. No. So she paid way over price for something at the fair, and I said, we could have gotten this for cheaper. Well And she said, too late.
Yeah. What? Are you gonna use a coupon, mom? So Emery takes she has voice lessons that she takes on Monday, and it's they're only a half an hour, and so it's not enough time for me to just drop her off and then go. It's also in a location where there's not a store that's real convenient for me to go And, like, walk around.
Walk around. Whatever. And it just is not enough time for me to leave and go walk around at a store. Okay. It's a half an hour.
I just usually sit in my car, and I call it my TikTok time. Oh, it's TikTok time. And I don't because sometimes if I'm TikTok ing or Instagramming, I feel guilty about doom scrolling. I see. Because I'm like, I could be doing the dishes.
I could be vacuuming the rugs. I could be dusting. I could be making dinner. I could be doing more productive things. But for that half an hour, there is nothing else I could or should be doing.
I'm specifically there waiting for a half an hour, and it's my TikTok time. Welcome to TikTok. Only doom scroll, and it is It's great. You give it you give it a good thumbs up. I do.
Is this when you send me these things as well? Yes. Okay. I don't think I sent you anything yesterday, though. Oh, we better not lose our streak.
Oh, how many how many days? We're at 27 days, I think. So I'm just gonna I'm just gonna send you a high really quick just to see if it if it activates 28. Yeah. Hit me back.
Don't leave me on red. Come on. Reply. Well, I gotta turn down my sound. Well, yeah, that's important.
And then, just hit reply. K. And then, let's see if we get a 28. K. Let's see.
We're on a pretty good streak. We got that little fire. And, You sent me a video. I didn't see that video. That's fine.
When did you send it? Probably, yesterday at 6:30. I texted you back real quick. 8. We got a 28 day streak.
Look at us go. Look at us. TikTok time. TikTok time. But this isn't my TikTok time.
No. I know. But that's why we just had to do that so we didn't lose our streak. Now we're secured for, like, another 24 hours or whatever. One day a week for half an hour.
That's my TikTok time. That's a that's a healthy amount. That's that's not really my only TikTok. It's not. That's just my non guilty TikTok time.
Oh, I see. The rest of the time you're scrolling, you're like, I should probably get up. My n g my n g t t t. My not guilty TikTok type. Non guilty TikTok.
G t t t. That's a lot of letters to just okay. Congratulations on 28 days. Thanks, bud. High 5.
High 5 to you. I've got a confession to make. I've got another confession to make. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Alright, Dave Grohl. Here's the here's the situation. What is it? You and I have had, this conversation.
Yesterday, I think I proved myself wrong, and you right. What? I know. What? It's a big deal.
You're admitting this publicly? Yesterday, after work, I was feeling a bit snackish. K. I couldn't find anything to snack upon. We have a lot of snacks.
Not really. We do. You're acting like the kids now. We have a lot of snacks. I found a snack.
I had to prepare the snack. This is not a snack you can just grab and eat. You have to put in effort What is this snack? On this snack. I'll tell you in a minute.
Oh. Because as soon as I tell you what it is, you're gonna go, oh, I told you. I won't. I promise. No.
You will not be able to keep that promise. Okay. I prepared said snack. I'm intrigued. Because I I thought to myself, this might be okay.
This of all the things in the house, this feels like the thing I want to eat the most right now. And then I ate it, and I said to myself, uh-oh. I like this. I like this, and I like it. And Chatel's been telling me this is good for years.
Not that it's just that it's good, but that it's better than the other snack that I could have had but decided not to. You were gonna have string cheese for a snack. Right? I like string cheese for a snack. That's a good snack.
I had toaster strudel. I knew it. I told you that. We have pop tarts in the house. We had toaster strudel in the freezer.
I prepared toaster strudel. I ate toaster strudel. Toaster strudel good? Yeah. I I know.
It was it was very nice. And there was plenty of icing. I was surprised with how much icing there was. It covered the whole strudel, didn't it? It sure did.
Didn't it? Yeah. I'm not gonna say it. Even the flaky pastry was nice. So good.
Right? Yeah. Was So we're out. Oh. We need to get some more is kind of the moral of the story.
Toaster strudel is better than Pop Tarts. I still I still like the convenience of a pop tart. It's a grab and go. Okay. A a strudel, I had time to prepare.
It has to be prepared. You can't just grab and go strudel. That's fair. That's true. When you They're a little different.
Toasted your toaster strudel Mhmm. Was it still a little bit cold in the middle? But I didn't mind. No. That's okay.
Yeah. I didn't mind at all. I don't I don't care. It wasn't lava on the edges either. It was it was just fine.
Yeah. But I it it was hot enough that it melted the icing across the top, which was nice. Yeah. I was pretty happy with it. It kinda gave me cheese horn vibes.
Okay. And I was super stoked about a good cheese horn. I know. Well, look it. Yeah.
It's like I know stuff. Here we go. I said I actually forgot that we had those. I would have been eating them. We're out now.
Dang it. I gotta go get no. I don't need more. I kinda do. They're so good.
Yeah. I forgot we had those. Yeah. What kind was was it strawberry? I don't know.
Raspberry? Delicious. It was very nice. I really liked it. I would have another one right now.
We can't. We're out. I You made the last one. I know. I need to go buy some.
Selfish. Whatever. We've been lied to. About what? You know, those handy little gadgets we all wear on our wrists?
Whether it's a smartwatch or it's a Sure. What are they? Garmin or a Fitbit or a a study found that they aren't as accurate as they as we may think they are. In regards to counting steps? Counting steps, your heart rate, your sleep tracking, which I know that should be true because the other night, Sunday night, it told me that I got 7 and a half hours of sleep, which is a lie.
I don't know. It might have been true. It sounded like it was true. It was not. No.
No. Because you were snoring. It counted twice as much when you were in good sleep. I It's like this counts this counts for time and a half. I did not.
It's overtime sleep. No. I didn't have I did not have that. It overestimates how long you sleep, and it underestimates how long it takes you to fall asleep. And this is true across the board for any of these devices.
It also rounds your steps up by a 1000 steps. So if you think you're getting 10,000 steps, you're only getting 9,000. Says who? Says this study. What?
And it doesn't matter what watch you have? No. It says that across the board, these are all pretty inaccurate. I don't know. My heart rate feels pretty accurate right now.
Does it? Yeah. What do you mean? Why? Watching it.
It's adjusting as I'm as I'm watching it. It isn't just saying, nope. Your heart rate is this. It's it's changing. It you know?
It's not if I went and jogged, it would go up. Go for try it. No. It does. Go for a jog.
Let's see what it does. And it tracks different zones. What I'm saying. I it tracks, but it's usually under what you're doing. Heart rate.
Okay. Hold on. As far as heart rate goes, if it tracks your heart rate, it says your real number might be 3% higher or lower than what it says. 3% is tiny. Right.
That one's fine. That one's fine. Okay. Calories burned? This is not mathematical equation.
This one is under underestimated by about 21%. Right. But that's because it doesn't also have BMI. It doesn't have, like, my height and weight. It doesn't like, it only knows the information it knows.
Yeah. So if you think you burned a 100 calories, it more than likely, it's only about 90. Rude. They've been lying to us this whole time. I don't know that I put, like, a ton of stock in that.
Like, I don't think I look at it and go, yep. That's a fact. Well, I knew yesterday that it was lying because when it told me I got 7 and a half hours of sleep the night before, I went. That's a lie. But you did.
I didn't. Time and a half sleep. Bro. That's right here. And I go, okay.
I'll just be over here. I don't snore. Okay. I'm a lady. But guess what else?
I don't shake your pillow. I just let you just go for it. Slumber away. Have a nice sleep. How much do you love Goonies?
I really like Goonies. How much would you like it if they made a remake? Please don't. How much would you like it if they made a sequel? Please don't.
Oh, really? What if the OGs were returning? You want it to just be left alone. Yeah. Look.
It's such a time capsule of a movie, and it's not like they're bringing back those kids. Do you see what I'm saying? I see what you're saying. They would do it in new way, new adventure, new kids, and all the old original cast would be the parents. Just don't.
Okay. I don't Come up with a new idea. This is not official because it's brought to me by The Sun, which is a British not always reliable tabloid. K. So that's who's reporting this.
So it's not official. Could be totally fake, but a sequel is allegedly in the works. According to the rumor, the originals are returning. Sean Astin, Corey Feldman Yeah. The guy that plays the Indiana Jones kid.
Kihei Kwan. Good job. Yeah. Josh Brolin, Martha Plimpton, Jeff Cohen. Like, all of them are returning.
But what would be what would be the plot? This is like, I'm just telling you. We need if you want to be inspired by The Goonies and make a fun coming of age adventure film with a treasure hunt and stuff like that. Please be by all means. But let's not do it under The Goonies thing.
Like, The Goonies are The Goonies are The Goonies, and we need to leave it alone. Okay. Time out. I just did New York Post. Yeah.
I know. That's the article I'm looking at. That's a pretty reliable one. Yeah. I know.
So I feel like it's it's a go. Oh, please don't. How old is Josh Brolin these days? He's pretty old, isn't he? So he's probably they're gonna be like grandparents.
They're all pretty old, but Josh Brolin is the oldest, I believe, because he's the older brother. Oh, he's only 56. That's not that old. Look. I just the New York Times is referencing The Sun as the source.
Okay. The sequel, According to The Sun, is scheduled to film next year with a possible release date in 26 or 27. I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. So if it does happen, are you going to watch it?
Are you gonna go check it out? I don't know. For curiosity's sake. I don't know if I could. Would Sloth be returning?
I don't think so. Why? I just don't you just just leave it alone. Just Truffle shuffle Can we just and all that? He's not even he's not even the same guy.
Goonies never say die. I didn't say that. I'm saying if you do this, then you're harming The Goonies. Just leave it alone. Leave it alone.
You're not. I don't have any thoughts. Remaking ET. Stop it. Get a new idea.
Like, here's what they're doing. They're going, like, oh, you know what gen x likes? The Goonies. Let's let's make more money from gen x. Let's make another Goonies movie.
They're suckers. They'll fall for it. Stop it. Make a new idea. Do a new thing.
You're not mad at me, Josh. I know I'm not mad at you. I'm just looking at you. I know you're yelling at me. No.
I'm not yelling at you. Stop it. Stop trying to ruin things. Get a new idea. But what if it's good?
Then have a good new idea. Stop it. Women get more beautiful as they get older. Do you think that's true? True or false?
Sure. Uh-huh. Yes. Do you know who said that? Wanna make a guess?
It's a celebrity. Who knows facts. A celebrity. A celebrity said that. Yeah.
Do you think it's a man or a woman? A woman. It is a woman. Yeah. I don't think she's wrong.
It think it's a woman to say that? No. I'm it's not what I'm saying. Kate Winslet said that. Okay.
She says, our faces become more of who we are. They sit better on our bone structure. They have more life, more history. Mhmm. Things I find incredibly incredibly beautiful are wrinkles around the eyes and on the backs of our hands.
I was looking at my hands the other day going, golly. When did those get so like, they're not they're not old by any means, but they're my hand is not a youthful hand anymore. I know why. Because I'm older. No.
Why? It's because you worked in a child care facility and had to bleach toys and sanitize things and whatever. It's because of that. That dried your hands out. And all the dishwashing that I do.
Yeah. And that. What are you talking about? You've like, you don't work in a commercial kitchen with a dishwasher. That was a joke about all the chores that I don't do.
Right. I But you're strengthening your hands. You're working on, on on getting some muscle built in there Am I? With the controller that you've been holding, playing Lego, Harry Potter. Lots of thumb exercises and What I like about Some of these?
Your face Mhmm. Is that I knew you before you had crow's feet. And I like that I've watched your crow's feet appear and get bigger. I like though I like that. Cool.
When I look at people, I like people's there's a lot of people that pay a lot of money to get those Sure. Wrinkles removed. Yeah. Fillers and But I like Botox and all those things. Smile wrinkles.
I think if you have wrinkles from smiling, that's that's a good thing. What if I had permafrown? That would be sad. What is your oh, yeah. Where your forehead is all sprinkled?
Yes. Don't do that. I don't like mouth. No. Now do a happy.
No. Stop. That's weird. That's it. No.
Do that wrinkly face. What? Stop it. Okay. Well, thanks for saying a nice thing about my wrinkles.
Yeah. I said one nice thing about you. Say one nice thing about me. Looking good. Believable.
Do you remember when I was making eggs for you once? I was making scrambled eggs. You know what I'm talking about? I don't I don't I don't know what happened. And you had some spices on the top of your stove.
And Was this in my apartment? Yeah. Holy cow. This goes back. Okay.
Back. So I had spices across the top of the stove. Yeah. That's where I stored them. Yeah.
What a cool guy. Hey. Can we just can we just for a minute talk about how I was in my early twenties and had seasonings? At a squeeze. Come on now.
I mean, I don't know if it would go I wouldn't say seasonings. You had, like, salt and pepper. Yeah. Definitely cinnamon. Uh-huh.
I don't Why did I have cinnamon? Okay. I'm trying to remember the full story, but they weren't in their original packaging. I think you had them in, like, clear bottles or not clear because I couldn't know what I'm thinking is it probably had a cool spinny spice rack. No.
It wasn't that. They were on the back of the stove. I don't remember that part. I'm saying I had one, but maybe I didn't like the spinning spice rack because it took up too much counter space. And so I just put the bottles across the back of the stove.
That feels like something I woulda done. Okay. Whatever. That's not important to the story. What is important is that I was making eggs, and I went to pour salt and pepper into the eggs that I was making.
And I grabbed the container, and I put cinnamon in there. Oh. I didn't know it was cinnamon. They any good? The eggs?
Uh-huh. No. And we laughed about it. You don't remember this? I really don't.
We laughed about it for a long years years years. Remember cinnamon and scrambled eggs. We laughed for years. I so, I mean, I'm I I feel bad that I didn't have things properly labeled. Yeah.
I don't know why they weren't properly labeled. But also cinnamon doesn't look like black pepper if you could see it through a clear tube. It wasn't clear. It was in an unmarked container. So you just said this'll do?
I'll shake some of this on there? I thought it was I thought it was pepper or salt. Again, not not relevant to the story. What's relevant is that there was a spice mix up. Yeah.
That's a big spice mix up. I can't remember if we ate those eggs or not. But Well, wait. How would you have I mean, I guess you would've known when cinnamon came out, you would've been like, oh, I'm not making French toast. And there was a guy who mixed up his cinnamon and cumin, and he That I can understand.
He meant to pour cinnamon in his oatmeal and poured cumin in instead. Beautiful. People have mixed up oatmeal. Yeah. That's not the first mix up.
Cinnamon and cumin has been a pretty regular mix up for a lot of people. We have one of those and sugar toast? Oh. Yeah. There you go.
We have one of those, containers that, like you see at a pizza restaurant where they put Parmesan cheese in or red pepper flakes. Okay. And, it had a mystery seasoning in there. True it too. Didn't know if it was cumin or curry.
What did we decide it was? I threw it away, and and we washed it out, and it it's made you know what needs to be in there? Sugar and cinnamon mixed. Okay. But you didn't smell it?
You couldn't tell. I stirred it up in there. I tried to get an aroma. I couldn't tell. So So So we threw it away and washed the little container.
I think it's empty sitting in the spice cupboard now. It needs to have sugar cinnamon in it Or so I can make my tortillas. Maybe somebody should get a label maker, and then we could label things. Oh, I would like that. I would like to label things.
I need to do some labeling in here. You do? Mhmm. What do you need to label? Oh, just some stuff.
What? Like cameras and lights and things. What are you gonna label it? Mine. Let's get a label maker.
I know. What a treat. Yes. What a what an old people purchase. I like it.
You what are you gonna label? Everything? Spices. You're gonna label everything. Our spices are now labeled.
Look. I learned. I leave them in the original thing, and they're what you know what drives me nuts about the spice cupboard? What? When someone else makes something, and they don't put them back facing the right way, and I open it up, and I see bar codes.
Oh, yes. Around. Face the spices. Is the only other person in our house that cooks food. So I feel like you're talking to me.
I'm just saying. Blatantly called out. Take a take a second and make it look nice. Face the product. You know?
Do a little zoning. Maybe. I know you have practice at it. Just make it look nice. Can't be bothered.
We'll see. Okay. You know the people who, like, put together lists of things? I mean, I'm a listener. But what I mean is, like, people who do, like, the nicest cities in America Oh, okay.
Or the happiest people in America Sure. Or the top test top ten tourist destinations. K. What like Those are all, like, travel magazine. Yeah.
Those are, like, people's job. People get paid to make those kind of lists. You should be getting paid to make lists. I know. I don't make lists like that.
I make list of things that I need to do that I'll never get done. For example, a list of, things that need to be done around the house. Boring. I know. So they made a list of the worst city in America for a picnic.
Okay. Now Jelly stuff. Important to me because you saw a picnic set Yes. Probably a couple of months ago. Not well, I saw it a Initially.
While ago, but then it went on, like, deep sale, and I picked it up for, like, $18 or something. Said Awesome. You said a couple months ago when you first saw it, you said I need to pick that up. And I said, what's the point? You'll never take me on a picnic.
There's no who cares? And we had a picnic set that we got for a wedding gift Yeah. That we only recently just got rid of because it had been moved so many times. Like, it was in a wicker basket. So then he found it on sale, and he said, I gotta get it.
Yeah. I'm gonna get it. I still have yet to go on a picnic. Yeah. Well, slow your roll.
You slow your roll. So then I said, how did they determine this list? And I'll tell you. You slow your roll. You slow your roll.
Alright. They compared the 500 biggest US cities based on four categories. Well, you have to have somewhere to have a picnic, so we gotta have a park. So they considered the number of public parks, the share of residents within a 10 minute walk of the park, weather conditions Mhmm. And what's the third thing?
That'd be the 4th thing. What's the 4th thing? Availability of meats. Meats and cheeses? Yep.
I don't it doesn't tell me the 4th thing. To grapes, ant populations. You could be you would be good at this. Position, location next to Yogi the bear. Yeah.
You would think you would think that Jellystone would be the worst Right. Because they would still offer your picnic baskets. Correct. Fayetteville, North Carolina is the worst place to have a picnic. Well, good thing that's far away from here.
I know. The top place to have a picnic, 1000 Thousand Oaks, California. Oh, you're gonna say Thousand Island. Thousand Oaks? No.
Where? In California. Alright. We gotta look at Thousand Oaks. What a picnic happy looking place.
Did you see it? I'm looking at some images of Thousand Oaks. Is it a like, the best picnicky place? It looks like a good place to have a picnic. K.
Idaho. Got some rolling trees. They are rolling rolling trees. Rolling hills covered in trees. They've got some some picnic looking places.
Yeah. Picnic. Mhmm. You can take a picnic basket too? Sure.
I wonder if our picnic basket will ever get used. Probably not. Meridian, Idaho, we have a list. It's number a 194 out of 500. Well, I don't Look.
That's more than a 10 minute walk. I'm scrolling this list. That's the only Idaho state that I see so far. Only Idaho City? What?
Yep. Yes. That's what I meant. Mhmm. That's what I that's yep.
I wonder if I'll ever go on a picnic. Probably not with that attitude. Well, I think I have a syndrome. What? Is it the same one I'm thinking of that you have?
Dead butt syndrome. Is that the one you were thinking of? No. Well, according to medical professionals, sitting all day can lead to what is called dead butt syndrome. Okay.
I have that also. Do you? Yes. Listen to this. I am listening.
Your glutes get so lazy from inactivity that they forget how to work properly. I have this. I went to the doctor and found out that I have weak glute muscles. I have dead butt syndrome. Yes.
They call it flat butt syndrome. I don't know that they call it that. They do. But here's the deal. It causes all kinds of aches and pains, and I had to go get like, I had to learn how to stretch so that I could empower my glutes to work.
Haven't been doing those stretches. Mind your business, lady. I'm just saying. Moving a bit and performing some glute exercises can help wake those glutes up and keep you feeling great, which I know to be true. Then do your stretching, bro.
What did I what did I say? I will not mind my business. Your business is my business. I have this. I do too because I sit all day.
My job is sedentary. I know. I gotta get up and do some glute exercises. Yeah. We do.
Well What are the glute exercises that we need to do? I got I have specific ones for my issue. I don't know about what will help you because I don't know your issue. Aren't they the same? Wouldn't they be the same issue?
I don't know. Because mine also involves my hip flexors and my glutes at the same time. So I don't know what yours is. I don't either. I just need to get up more, I think, is a lot of my problem.
Probably going for a walk is a good idea. How often? A lot. A lot more often. Hey.
Guess what? What? It's time for would you rather this or that. Okay. Okay.
This was inspired because I made a sandwich this morning. Thank you for the backstory. Would you rather have chunky or creamy peanut butter? It depends. What am I making?
What? On what? On a sandwich. A peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Okay.
Hold up a minute because your confusion and your thinking process is confusing me because your whole life has been creamy peanut butter. I've sacrificed my chunky peanut butter because you like creamy peanut butter. Buy whatever you want. I'm not holding you back. Well, no.
I've bought chunky peanut butter before, but if we're buying do I use peanut butter in? When I use peanut butter, what am I using it for? No bake cookies. Don't want chunky peanut butter for no bake cookies. Why?
Because that's what the oats are for. I don't want chunky peanut butter for for my no bake cookies. That's it. That's what I make with peanut butter. I'll have chunky peanut butter for every year.
You can make buy chunky peanut butter. I don't care. I'm not stopping you. I'm not like, no. This is sorry.
This is a creamy smooth peanut butter house only. Do what you want. That's you had 2% milk growing up. I had 1% milk growing up. I know.
We're a 1% house. We're a creamy peanut butter house. That's not my fault. It is. When when is the last time I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
I can't even tell you. No. But this stems back from the early days when you said, no. I don't want I don't like chunky peanut butter. We have to buy creamy peanut butter.
I don't remember that. Buy 2 peanut butters. Is that when I was storing my seasonings on the top of the stove like a cool guy? Probably. You should've just said too bad for you.
I don't do what you want. I don't I really have no horse in this race about peanut butter. I if you want chunky peanut butter, go wild. Okay. Have a great time.
I don't use it. Chunky peanut butter is better. But creamy goes better in batter. See? Anyway, the, the point is if if I was making a sandwich, I wouldn't mind chunky peanut butter.
That's fine. I want I want it right now. I want a peanut butter sandwich right now. Go have one. I can't.
It didn't make it for me. Oh, no. You made it for for our daughter? Yeah. Okay.
Well, that was nice. I know. I should have made myself one. It did look very delicious. Do they make, crunchy peanut butter and crustables?
I don't think so. Yeah. Probably because crispy is better. Kids won't like it. Right.
Creamy is not better. I know. I'm just trying to fuel that weird fire. I have I really if you want chunky peanut butter, go nuts. Okay.
Got it. Get it? Well, Chantel, that seems like that's gonna wrap up the show for the day. Just wanted to recap things that we learned today. What did we learn?
That the candy corn hotel is too much candy corn. It's too much. Bro, you get a lifetime supply of candy. No. You get a year's supply.
Oh, that's not bad. Still that's a life time supply. Let's be for real. 52 bags of candy corn. It's too much.
And the and the hotel, if I walked in there, my eyeballs would pop out of my brain because Why? Did you see it? Yeah. It's too much. It's a lot of orange and yellow.
And purple, it's a lot. It did have purple in there. It's a lot. Why did it have purple in there? Because purple is a new Halloween color.
Don't you know? Yeah. But candy corn isn't purple. No. But the Brock's, the company that makes it, their logo is purple.
Oh, okay. Let's see. What else? We learned, that their, Beetlejuice is a real popular Halloween costume. We learned that, the rooster from Robin Hood, the animated cartoon, his name is Allen Adale.
We did learn that. We learned that, you and I are, week 2 competitors in our fantasy league with our family. Bro. And you decided to empty the trash can all over the neighborhood. And it's not gonna stop.
I'm on a trash gonna do because you do this, and then you set yourself up, and then you get knocked down because no one else is trash talking back at you. And then you lose, and you feel terrible about that. I don't feel terrible. You do when you lose. How do you feel today?
I feel fine. You trash talked our son. Yeah. You lost. How do you feel?
You feel upset? Great. No. I get back up. You know why?
I feel great because I get back up. Alright. I've been knocked down, but I here I am jumping up, ready to trash talk all over the year. Yeah. I know.
Game. I know. Can't wait. Bring it. So so, let's see.
I tried a toaster strudel. Yeah. It was delicious. It is delicious. It gave me cheese horn vibes.
Toaster strudel is greater than pop tarts. Please leave Goonies alone. Let's see. I used to store my spices on top of the stove Uh-huh. Like all cool people.
Yes. What's wrong with that? I don't know. That's just where I kept them. What else?
You wanna go to, that Hidden Valley Ranch place in California and have a picnic? No. A thousand island? What was it called? Thousand Oaks.
That's right. I don't wanna go there to have a picnic. I just wanna have a picnic. Oh, I thought you specifically wanted to go to the top picnic destination. No.
I don't care where we I mean, obviously, I care where we go because I don't want it to be so marked roast. What if we go to the landfill? No. Thanks. Picking in.
Take me on a picnic date. Where else can we go for a picnic? I I don't know. You No. That would be gross.
That would be gross? Mhmm. Rest area? Yeah. That would be pretty I there's some nice areas at the rest area.
There's some nice grassy knolls. No. Inside. Oh, damn. Gross.
By by where it's like a weird triangular shape, and there's just those benches. Yeah. We'll just sit on one of those benches and have a picnic. Don't sit on the bench. Lay out the blanket and sit on the floor.
That's strange too. Just get all the weird looks. Yeah. And some other things. Listen.
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Yeah. You're fancy. So many easy ways to up in this joint. Yeah. That's right.
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