Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Episode summary introduction:
We could get an Ai home robot to help with chores and stuff if Chantel wasn’t so afraid of it taking over the whole house, it’s the first day of our Fundraising for Families campaign, we analyze Chantel’s weird dream, there’s a new way to cook eggs, guys are shaving off their eyelashes to look manly, turns out that Josh is not very good at painting fingernails, we remember the fun bus rides of highschool days, our daughter might fail her Spanish test and it’s Josh’s fault, hundreds of pictures and over a thousand screenshots, there’s a blood moon this week, and we experience dinosaur time!
Timestamps:
(0:00) - Intro
(3:17) - Ai robot housekeeper
(9:02) - Fundraising for Families
(11:54) - Chantel's weird dream
(16:07) - Good News to Get You Going
(17:47) - A new way to cook eggs
(23:35) - Shaving off your eyelashes
(28:05) - Josh can't paint fingernails
(33:33) - School bus rides were awesome
(36:45) - Studying Spanish with our daughter
(41:24) - Chantel is organizing the family photos
(48:13) - Thursday's blood moon
(51:12) - Would You Rather This or That
(53:11) - Dinosaur time
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Full show transcript:
You are doing some yawning over there. I know. It What's happening? I don't know. It hit me today.
Yeah? Yeah. I am sleeping. I know. I know.
That's what I hear all morning from over there. You also had a bit of a sneezing fit today. Your face is doing a lot of things. My face is doing so many things. Always.
Every day, my face does so many things. Let's do this podcast. Let's have my face do the podcast. It's Tuesday, March 11. We could get an AI home robot to help with chores and stuff if I wasn't too afraid of it taking over.
Yeah. You said, what about if I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and it's just standing there? And it would be. You know it would be. I mean, it might be.
And it goes and sits down on the couch. Yeah. Weird. It's too weird. It's it's just a AI robot.
It's the first day of our fundraising for families campaign. Yeah. And you can get involved and help out. We give you all the details in the podcast, but, really, all you have to do is, is make a donation to support the Ronald McDonald House family room at EIRMC, and, it's a great facility, and we could use your help. So That's right.
Make that donation. We analyze my weird dream. Yeah. What's the deal? I just got some emotional baggage.
You think? Yeah. Alright. Well, you got therapy tomorrow, so let's work it out. There's a new way to cook eggs.
It only takes thirty two minutes. We didn't need a new way to cook eggs. That takes thirty two minutes. Guys are shaving out their eyelashes to look manly. I'm not gonna do it.
It doesn't make you look more manly. It makes you look dumb. Oh, alright. Also gives you eye infections. Oh, did you read about that?
No. But come on. Can it not? Yeah. Yeah.
Turns out that Josh is not very good at painting fingernails. Yeah. Just don't ask me. Side to side and not up and down. Why don't I just did what I was trying to do.
I just did the thing. We remember the fun bus rides of high school days. I mean, you do. I kinda just Yeah. You just got a I didn't really kinda join the conversation.
Did you ride a bus ever? Do you know what a bus is? What's a bus? Yeah. What do you mean do I know what a bus is?
Our daughter might fail her Spanish test, and it's all Josh's fault. We did flashcards. Hundreds of pictures and over a thousand screenshots. Can you believe you have you believe it. Over a thousand screenshots.
Believe it. Over a thousand screenshots in a three month period on your phone right now. It's not over a three month period. Or less. No.
It is not. It's Dude. Longer than that. Dude, yourself, what are you talking about? Dude.
Dude. How old is your oldest screenshot? I'll go back and show you. It's gonna take forty five minutes for you to scroll through the thousands of them. Back to 2023.
That's insane. That's a year and something. Let me go. '22. That's nuts.
Why are they still on your phone? I don't know. I thought you emptied your phone. I did. Why are they still on your phone?
I don't know. You didn't empty your phone. Stop talking about it. There's a blood moon this week Okay. And we experienced dino time.
Dinosaur time. Yeah. Hey. We are Josh and Chantel. This is Wake Up Classy 97, the podcast.
Hope you enjoy today's show. Hope you do. Yep. Here's the show. Hey.
What? Well, I thought we were ahead of the game this morning, and, and then we walk in here, and I go, man, it's it's later than I thought. I thought Hey. I got up. I got moving.
I got dressed. I got out of the house. All things were moving. Hey. Did we make it out of bed?
And we're here on time? Well, yeah. We're alert Yeah. And happy Sure. We're ahead of the game.
Okay. We're winning this. Ahead of the game. We're ahead of the game. We're winning this game.
Okay. Well, I just felt like, it might I might have been more ahead than I was. Oh. Anyway No. You're just we're just there.
Just here. Okay. We're winning. You're a winner. Thanks.
You're a winner. You're a winner too. That feels that feels good. It feels good to hear. You're welcome, bud.
A winner. You are. We've been talking about, getting an assistant, you and I. Yeah. You you know the Jetsons?
Yes. You know Rosie? Yes. From the Jetsons? Uh-huh.
She, she may have arrived. What does that mean? Well, the world's first AI powered humanoid robot butler. Humanoid. Created by this robotics company.
They're Norwegian. The company is called one x, and this robot can assist with a variety of household chores. Okay. It'll do laundry. Uh-huh.
It'll vacuum. It'll wash the windows. Hey. It'll serve food and drinks. It responds to commands.
It'll even have simple conversations with you. I don't need it. I don't need anybody to have conversations with me. Yeah. Just just don't talk to me.
So Just do all my chores and don't talk. It had, kind of this robotic metallic body. And and in tests, they found that that was a little bit off putting. So they teamed up with a Japanese manufacturer called Shima Saiki, something like that. Okay.
They created a soft, smooth suit that covers the robotic, body, so it kinda looks a little human. Okay. You gotta look this thing up. It's called What's it called? NeoGammma, n e o g a m m a.
NeoGammma. And it's wild looking. Humanoid. I don't like that it's called a humanoid. Yeah.
It is bipedal, and it has very smooth walking, and it moves about your, house no. Doing chores. No. You're not into it? Uh-uh.
That's so freaky. Because of how it looks? Yeah. Now are you looking at it, or are you looking at the video of it? I'm just looking at a picture of it.
I don't wanna see a video. I'm kinda freaked out. And if that thing was in my house Yeah. No way. No way.
Ew. Walking around the basement? Woke up to use the restroom at, like, three in the morning, and that thing is, like, standing outside the bedroom. No. No.
I'm not into it. I like the idea of somebody doing my chores. Yeah. No. I can't.
I don't like that. I don't like it. It's super weird. You gotta see the video of it. If that video is real, that thing is crazy.
Like, really crazy. Ew. I don't like, his little skin suit thing is like a turtleneck. Yeah. Here's your coffee.
That's what it's like, the video that I'm watching. Oh, straighten my photograph. That's right. That's the video. And then he thumbs up and nods.
Yeah. I don't like it. I don't like it. Have I told you that I don't like it? I've heard, but look at him washing the windows, helping with the groceries.
Like, I mean, he does stuff. Yeah. I don't know. I'm not interested. The counter, putting the keys where you where you didn't think you left them?
Ellen, then he sits down on the couch. Sits on the couch. Yes. Ew. I know.
You don't live here. Get out. I don't like it. I'm just it might be a solution. No.
I'm telling you that thing's gonna is gonna overpower us in the middle of the night. Yeah. The factory that makes those is Exactly. Yeah. This is it.
I've I've seen all this. Every movie. I've seen this. Robot apocalypse. I know it.
Mhmm. And he's gonna call all of his little humanoid friends, and they're gonna be like, get in here. You're doing that. And then I'm gonna wake up at three to go to the bathroom. Here's all these robots.
Standing there. Standing. Because they're like stray cats. You let one in. Yeah.
Yes. Oh, my bread. Sitting on my couch. Yeah. Yeah.
Watching TV. They're just Get out. And it's just like a QR code on the TV, and they're just getting a data dump. Ugh. Yeah.
Gross. Yes. Very fun. Very futuristic. Very cool.
The Neo gamma. No. It's not. I think you need one or two or a dozen. How quickly they show up.
Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Well, I'll order us one. Okay.
Go. Go. Calcagical. L. How much is it?
For free. Cool. It doesn't say. I have no idea. I bet it's very expensive.
Yeah. Of course it is. For now until they become very, very popular. No. They won't.
Creepy. Alright. Well, Chantel, you know what today is? It is the first day of the sixth annual fundraising for families. That is exactly what it is.
It's presented by EIRMC. It's sponsored by the Idaho Environmental Coalition along with some other great sponsors. We are, right now, officially underway with the first of the three day giving event. And we have some great generous donors that are gonna match up to $30,000 during this campaign. That's right.
All you have to do is tap the link in the Classy 97 app or visit rmhcidaho.org Right. To make your matching donation today and help families with the ill or injured children in Eastern Idaho. Now this is, this is such a cool facility. It's in EIRMC. It's the Ronald McDonald family room, and it's a facility that is designed to, give you a little slice of normalcy in an otherwise chaotic, not normal world.
And that's really important for families, for siblings, for, for parents to be able to step away and only, like, I'm talking a few steps away from, where their, ill or injured child is receiving care at EIRMC and be able to grab a snack or take a nap or have a shower. Cooked meal. They have Yeah. Home cooked meals there. It's it's such a cool, cool facility.
You can sit down. You can relax. You can, catch up on work emails if you need to. You you've got a place to go, to feel like you're at home in the Ronald McDonald House family room, and it exists there, and it exists at no charge to those families. And it's such a cool place.
Yeah. And that's because of generous donation. So, if you have the ability to donate, today is the first day, and, donors are matching up to $30,000. We've set a goal to raise 70,000 this year. This is our sixth year doing it.
We'd love it if you could help us out in, in reaching that goal. And all you have to do, as Chantel said, is tap the link in the Classy 97 app to make your matching donation. And now, this year, I believe they're doing some giveaway stuff. And I haven't I haven't heard of this, in previous years. So I think this is the first year that I at least am aware of this now.
It's cool. Today Yeah. One lucky winner will get a $50 Dillard's gift card. All you have to do is make a $10 or more donation, and you'll be entered to win this $50 Dillard's card. Yeah.
That's pretty awesome. So That is awesome. Go sign up in the Classy 97 app. Make your matching donation today, and thank you so much for helping us out. It's the sixth annual fundraising for families, to benefit the Ronald McDonald House Charities, Ronald McDonald Family Room at EIRMC.
And, again, thanks to those sponsors who are helping make it happen. That's right. All the details are in the app. Just tap the link in the Classy 97 app. I had a dream last night.
I know everybody likes to hear about dreams. But listen. Oh, interesting. This is kind of one that keeps happening to me. I am on a paddle board or a kayak or something in a large body of water.
K. And I can tell that the water below me is dark, and I don't know what's under there. Uh-huh. And I'm desperately trying to stay on top of my paddle board or my kayak because I'm afraid of what's underneath the water. Yeah.
And then there are people around me, not necessarily people that I know or at least recognize, that are trying to push me off. Last night, it happened, and I fell into the water. And I woke up like, I'm so man. I it was scary. Oh, it's scary.
Today is National Dream Day. Is it? Yeah. And, it's I did not say day to pursue your dreams. Not not about your dreams, but a day to pursue your dreams.
Not about your scary dreams. That's right. So what a what an interesting thing. It up. I was gonna say, what's your dream interpretation?
Dreaming about falling into large bodies of water often represents feelings of being overwhelmed, losing control, or significant emotional challenge in your waking life. True. Emotional turmoil. Yeah. Now the fact that it's dark water.
Yeah. That's interesting. Well, because yeah. All water is dark. I mean, unless you're in The Caribbean.
Okay. It's not Caribbean water. It is like it's like dark river, like, water. Uh-huh. And it's spooky.
Because what's in there? Oh, I don't know. Go find out. I don't want to. Why?
Because I wake up. It scares me. No. I know you wake up. But what That is I mean, I've had that dream a couple of different times.
That's the first time I've ever been knocked into the water. Most of the time, it's just me trying to stay afloat. Is it muddy, dirty water? No. It's just dark.
Like, you it's just just dark that you can't see what's lurking below the surface. Is it calm? Yes. Let's see. Do you want some more digging?
Well, specifically looking at the water, to see water in your dream symbolizes your subconscious and your emotional state of mind. Water is the living essence of the psyche, and the flow of life's energy. It's also symbolic in spirituality, knowledge, healing, and refreshment. The dream that water is boiling. There's, like, all these other things right.
But, also, I when I woke up Mhmm. I had a hard time going back to bed because then all I could think about was, like, bobbing in water. Oh, interesting. Like, what could come and get your toes? Oh, who knows?
I don't know. But then I couldn't go back to sleep. I was so scared. Okay. Interesting.
Have you ever had a dream that you're being chased? No. Not really. I haven't either. No?
That's a pretty common that's a pretty common dream. I was looking up, like, just different things. That's a pretty common dream that people have. A dream is about falling Yeah. Second on the list.
Right. And then dreams about running late to something important. Well and that's probably just because you've got yourself all anxious and psyched out for something. So that makes sense. Yeah.
Yeah. Interesting. To dream that the wad of water that is black colored signifies an emotional void in some area in your life, and, alternatively, the dream means that you are mourning about something. Interesting. Yeah.
What could that mean? I don't know. But you keep getting shoved into it. Let's unpack some baggage. Okay.
Alright. Do you have what was that noise? I don't know. Do you have you went My throat cut. Is that what happened?
Yes. I see. Alright. What were you gonna ask? I don't even well, do you have therapy this week?
I do tomorrow. Good answer. Good answer. Let's analyze it there. That sounds like a healthy place to talk about it.
Let's try that. Yeah. I probably will. Alright. Good deal.
Some good news to get you going, this morning. This is a little bit of football, a little bit of good news. Los Angeles Rams quarterback, Matthew Stafford. Yeah. I know him.
He knows you don't. You know, of him Yeah. And his wife, Kelly, they made a really nice heartwarming gesture. They donated new football uniforms to the Pasadena High School, which had lost its uniforms and equipment in the fires that affected Southern California back in January. Okay.
The donation included 60 varsity team uniforms, a 50 uniforms for the Pasadena Panthers youth teams, at a football banquet. Both Matthew and Kelly surprised the students with the news. They said, I hey. I'm I just wanna stop by. My wife, Kelly, is here with me today, and I know the fire's hit especially close to home for you guys.
And I just wanna make sure that you are suited and booted next year. Suited and booted. Suited and booted. Ready to hit the field. Football.
Nice. That's nice. I think that's kind of a cool little thing that, that they did. I think I mean, that's, you know, that's a big deal for those students, and for those, those coaches and players and their parents and school. So, kind of a really cool thing.
So the Pasadena High School football team, will be? Suited and booted. Booted and booted. Ready for battle That's right. On the field of football.
Yeah. That's right. Suited and booted and ready to go. I mean, it's a nice little good news story. Very good.
Yeah. Well done to the Staffords. It's good news to get you going. There's a new way to cook eggs. Did we need a new way to cook eggs?
What's your favorite way to have eggs? Well, let's run through this. I do poached eggs on eggs benedict Delicious. Which are which are pretty good. Scrambled eggs, you don't like my scrambled eggs?
You think they're too wet? No. But that's my preferred way to eat an egg. Okay. But, yeah, my way, not your way.
Hard boiled and soft boiled, and then, instant pot hard boiled, which is a different type of hard boiled, we've learned. And then, and then you have, what, like a fried egg. Right? But then you can have your fried egg with a runny yolk or a not runny yolk, and you use a lot of pepper on yours. Yeah.
Because Those are the different ways to cook eggs that I know of. Good job. This way is called the periodic cooking. What does that mean? Well, it takes thirty two minutes.
That's too long. But it gets both the egg white and the yolk just right. What's that mean? According to who? Here's the thing.
Just right is It feels subjective. Subjective. Yeah. Yeah. You boil them in 212 degree water for two minutes.
Alright. Then you move them to 86 degree water for two minutes, and then you repeat the process seven more times. Oh, boy. I'm tired thinking about it. It takes thirty two minutes.
You're strapped to the stove for thirty two minutes moving an egg like it's Easter. There are scientists in Italy that released this study last month. They're doing hard hard study research in Italy. And this apparently gets the egg white and yolk perfect. The well, the the two parts don't cook the same.
This is true. Hard boiling makes the egg white rubbery, which some people don't like, but soft boiling doesn't fully cook the yolks. So they just signed it to cook both parts just perfectly. It takes a lot of dedication and two pots of water. One that's 212 degrees.
Right. Which is boiling. And one that's 86 degrees. Yeah. Indeed.
Is it worth it? What? You don't you're quiet. Nothing. I was okay.
This makes a whole lot more sense if you work in Celsius and not in Fahrenheit. Okay. Yeah. Because 86 was such a weird number. I said that's got to be a whole number in Celsius, and it is.
It's 30 degrees Celsius for the the cooler water, and it's 100 degrees Celsius for the boiling water. Mean Fahrenheit? Nope. I just said Celsius. It's 100 degrees Celsius for the boiling water.
It's 30 degrees Celsius for because when you said it's 212 and it's 86, those are very weird numbers because Fahrenheit's weird. And I said, I know those numbers mean something in Celsius, and they do. They're whole numbers in Celsius. Thirties 30 degrees Celsius for your colder water and 100 degrees Celsius for your boiling water. So this is done in a scientific laboratory, you said, by scientists?
Yeah. They were doing it in Celsius. And then somebody went, but we don't know Celsius. See, and that's your face right now. Your face is saying I don't know Celsius.
I don't know Celsius, but you are just talking about what? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I just wanted to this is the 30 degree water is considered hot water. It's not it's not even near boiling because you have to have the hundred degree or the 212 degree water to be boiling, which is a rolling boil.
Confused because you said the 212 degrees, they're working in Celsius, but then you Celsius. The scientists were working in Celsius. 212 degrees Fahrenheit is 100 degrees Celsius. Water boils at 100 in Celsius, not 212. Some random number.
Okay. Because, apparently, we just really can't be normal. We can't just say, oh, yeah. Celsius. That's a normal measurement.
No. We gotta do it weird. 100? No way. Two twelve.
That's my number. Come on. Come on, you. So, anyway, that's, that's what they were doing. Wanna give this a try?
No. I don't wanna spend thirty two minutes boiling an egg. Who's got thirty two minutes to sit and boil an egg? Repeating the process. And what if you miss the time?
You mess up and you're like, oh, man. See, and and scientists were working in seconds. They weren't working in minutes. I'm just kidding. Took nineteen hundred and twenty seconds, not thirty two minutes.
Ridiculous. I know. Come on, scientists. But you said they had the water in in each pot for how many minutes? Oh, two.
Two. Two minutes. Two minutes back and forth. Two minutes boiling, two minutes hot. Two minutes boiling, two minutes hot.
Seven times. That's so much time. I guess you could do multiples. You could do, you know, six of them at once or so. You could do this with your Easter eggs Sure.
If we're doing Easter eggs this year. Yeah. I don't know. Are we back to the potatoes or painting rocks or something? Yeah.
Because That's what happened years ago. They everybody's making those jokes. I'm sure we're back to I've seen those jokes. Potatoes. Yeah.
I've seen these jokes. Yeah. That's back. Cool. I'm going to begin this, break by confirming with you that we both are on the same page that eyelashes have a purpose.
Yeah. Yeah. And their purpose is? To protect your eyes from dirt and debris. Perfect.
They keep dust, debris, splashes, germs, bacteria, and more from getting in your eye. Plus, also, they make you look pretty. Okay. Let me tell you a story about eyelashes real quick. Okay.
Yesterday, I was walking into my second place of employment. Mhmm. And on the ground, I happened to look down, and there was two things that looked like feathers on the floor Uh-huh. But they weren't. They were eyelashes.
Somebody was had had enough. Filled them off and threw them down. Okay. It was pretty gross. Alright.
They also keep the tear film, which is the thin layer of fluid that keeps the eyes lubricated inside your eye. Yeah. So it's important that you have eyelashes. Yes. It's very important.
Here's another story about eyelashes. Alright. There was a girl I went to high school with who accidentally burned hers off. Well, okay. That's a sad story about the girl you went to high school with.
There is this trend online right now where men are trimming their eyelashes. They are Men? Men are trimming their eyelashes. Why? Well, apparently, they're doing it to look more manly.
I disagree. Right? Think that that has any impact on your manliness. I think eyelashes are an important and vital part of your, body. And whether or not you have eyelashes does not make you More or less manly.
More or less manly. Yeah. So Yeah. They're shaving them right off. I'm just gonna straight up say it's dumb.
That's dumb. Yep. Shaving off your eyelashes Eyelashes. How do you shave them off? Well, they're using, scissors or they're using, you know, the beard trimmer thing to just buzz them right off.
Okay. And here's the other part. Women like eyelashes on their men's, so that's not gonna help you get a lady. Okay. If you do shave them off or they get burned and you do not damage the hair follicle They'll grow back.
Typically takes about six weeks for eyelashes to grow back to their original length. However, if you pull an eyelash out, it may take longer to regrow as that can disrupt the natural growth cycle because you've damaged the, follicle. I'm I'm gonna say it again. I think that is dumb. I'm straight up gonna say that.
Don't do that. No. Don't do that. It's a terrible idea. Stupid idea.
And you don't look cool. No. You don't. It makes you, like Watching watching this barber shave off this dude's eyelashes is crazy. I'm going there right now.
It's crazy. Like, I just I I can't even. Why are they doing this? Don't do this. To be more manly.
That's not it. Oh my gosh. I don't like that that razor is that close to that man's I I okay. Now I want him to open. I'm watching this video where the he's got a razor, and he's shaving off his eyelash, and the one is still intact.
And now I wanna see each of them together. Oh, you did it. Now you did something. You made a bad decision is what you did. I yeah.
So It's not it. No. Let's not be doing this. Bad idea, Internet. Yes.
Somebody said you're cutting off what I spend money to have. That is true. But, also, it's to be more manly. No. It's not.
It's this is not it. Nope. Disagree. I disagree as well. Keep your eyelashes.
They're important. They are very important. They have a reason, man. Keep them. Plus, also, they look pretty.
Okay. Cool. And handsome, if you prefer. Pretty and handsome. Masculine term.
Manly. They're manly. I needed some help last night. I painted my I am right handed. I painted my left fingernails, my left hand fingernails.
Yeah. And I said, ah, I can't. I mean, I could. I've done it before. Tried to paint my right hand with my left hand.
It doesn't look great. The last time I needed help, I asked Emery, and she kinda huffed at me like a yeah. Oh, like a Like, I'll help. I'm kinda busy doing my own thing, but I'll help. K.
So I said, I don't necessarily wanna ask her again. So you were lounging on the bed, and I said, hey, Josh. You said, I need some help. Help. You said, said, I need some help.
You didn't say, hey, Josh. And you just walked in and said, I need some help. And I said, what's up? And you had the thing of fingernail polish in your hand, and you said, I can you paint this hand for me? And I said, sure.
I'll give it a go. I'm not well versed in this, but I could probably figure it out. I mean, I've I've done small detail oriented things. I can probably handle this. Yes.
And you said, the fingernail polish is a little sticky, so, you know, just know that. And I went, alright. Yeah. It's a little old. It's a little dry.
And so I started, to paint a nail, and then I got the top pretty well. And then I was real nervous about getting the sides because I was just sure I was gonna get it on your finger. And that's okay. Sometimes it gets on the finger. I just kinda just painted the top and then moved on to the next one.
And you said I was doing it weird. You said, why are you doing it that way? You were doing it sideways. What does that even mean? You took the fingernail brush, and you were painting it left to right, not up and down.
Who paints fingernails that way? Nobody. You don't even paint a wall that way. You don't go side to side. You go up and down.
Who paints that way? So I, went to Emery's room, and I said, Emery, mom needs your help. She she came in, and she helped you paint, that hand. Yeah. She did it, like, in two seconds.
I would have been there all day with you painting it side to side. Also, you didn't get the first fingernail you did, you did up and down. You did the up and down method. But you But I couldn't get the sides. Missed the sides.
So I said I'll try going the other way on this one and see if that works better. It didn't. No. It didn't. Those fingernail brushes are designed you just gotta use it properly, but it's designed to get kinda that edge crease there.
I disagree. It works. I've done it a million times. Terribly designed brush. It's miserable.
There's it needs to be way smaller. My problem is that I don't have enough patience to wait for them to dry. Did you yesterday, or did you go do stuff and now they're all wrinkled? I did stuff. And they're wrinkled?
Well, just a couple. These two are a little wrinkled. Good job. It's okay. It's not like I'm a hand model or anything.
No one's gonna be looking too closely. Hand model? Yeah. No one's gonna be looking too closely at my hand. Hold this product while I take a close-up photo, hand model.
I get I'm not, like, ASMR fingernail Ew. Anything. It's just for me to kinda go, that looks kinda fun. Cool. I know.
So if it's a little wrinkly, I don't care. Yeah. I I don't know anything about it. It gives it a little texture so that when I I mean, I used to build model cars. I watercolor.
I do all kinds of different things. Yeah. Those are tiny brushes. Yeah. You should have been able to handle those projects.
They have very few little hairs in the brush for detail. That thing is too big. No. It wasn't. I might as well have tried painting your fingernails with a toothbrush.
It's so big. It's not. I think your problem was that it was just a little bit dry. And so Is it normally more flowy? Yes.
I told you it was clumpy and a little bit dry. It still was working. Cool. Look at it. I did that one fine Yeah.
With the clumpy Yeah. I polish. I'm not, well practiced with, that little brush. Well, I'll give you more opportunities to get practiced. Nah.
Just hey, bud. Up and down. Not left or right. You practice French braiding, and I'll practice pain and nails. Practicing French braiding.
It eludes me. Yeah. French braiding does not want me to learn how to French braid. I know that about you. And same with me in painting nails.
So Now you're frustrated. Every time you think, hey. I shall have Josh do this, think I shall go practice French braiding first and then ask. I'm gonna buy a mannequin head. That's what I'm gonna do You are.
And just practice all day. I'm gonna carry it around everywhere I go. I hate French braiding. Oh, it frustrates me. Sorry to hear that, but good luck with your practice.
Our daughter has a track meet coming up in Mountain Home, and she was talking about how long she was gonna be on the bus and what a long bus ride that was gonna be. And I thought, ah, it's gonna be awesome. Some of my favorite memories are taking those school bus rides with your friends and going to an activity. It was the best time. And then I remembered a story of when I was in drama, and we went to a competition, and we rode the school bus.
And we just quickly ran in to grab some dinner on the way home, and so we were all eating on the bus. And I had a burrito that was wrapped in tinfoil. I've heard this story. I remember this story. When I took a bite, I accidentally got a bite of tinfoil.
Right. But because I was sitting next to a boy that I had a crush on, I didn't wanna spit it out because I thought that was gonna be gross. Yeah. And so I swallowed that piece of tinfoil. Yeah.
And then for the entire bus ride home, I had a very terrible stomachache. Yeah. I wonder why. Yeah. So I said, here's a piece of advice.
Don't eat the tinfoil. It's good advice. It is good advice. It's good, solid sound advice. Do you have any bus stories?
No. None? Not not really that I can think of. No. I mean, we, in ninth grade, took a trip to Lagoon.
It was a ninth grade, graduation kinda thing. And so I remember, you know, just messing around with my friends on the bus, but I don't nothing really sticks out. No? Also took a bus ride to Sun Valley once, and this was the whole school thing. And we we went ice skating, and we did some other things.
And then my You went to a rich school. I sure did. I sure did. And my best friend and I almost missed the bus to go home. Yeah.
So we would have been stranded in Sun Valley. I'm like, wasn't anybody doing any accounting? Nah. Come on, teachers. Where were you?
The teachers in Burley, they didn't care. They were like, damn sure they did. Behind. I'm sure they care. I I I'm pretty much guarantee they cared.
I'm excited for her. I think that's, like, one of the funnest things about high school is, like, riding those buses with your friends to and from Right. The activities. Yeah. That's that's way fun.
And when is this? This is, like, gonna Friday. This weekend this week? Yes. Oh, jeez.
Yeah. She's gonna have a good time. That'll be fun. Good for her. I hope she doesn't eat anything with tinfoil in it.
It. You think she'll make the same mistake? No. She won't. You know why?
Because she's smarter than me. And, also, guess what? That boy didn't even care. Yeah. He wouldn't have even have noticed because he didn't notice me.
But you noticed all the way home. Yes. I did. Tinfoil belly. That's your nickname.
Old tinfoil belly. Our daughter had a Spanish test today. I just told her good luck, and she said, yikes. I forgot to study. I might be cooked.
No way. Because here's the thing. I I did some vocab with her. I was helping her with her flashcards. What's that?
Sunday night? Mhmm. Monday, whatever night it was. Sunday night? Sunday.
Yeah. Yeah. And, and we were running through, a bunch of the vocab. She knows about, I would say, three fourths of the of the verbs and the nouns and the, action verbs and everything. She knows a good a good amount of the material.
My favorite part was I was busy doing some other stuff. I knew that she needed help studying, but I was busy doing some other stuff. And so I said, hey. Can you come help her study? You know a little bit of Spanish.
She's struggling. Come help her. When I walked in to see what you guys are up to, you were doing something completely different. You were searching. She looked at me, and I go, what is dad talking about?
She's like, I don't know. You went off on a tangent. No. Because I was trying to make sure that she had the right word. Because, when you walk by, there's a song from from the nineties by Beck called loser.
And in that song, he uses some Spanish words, and she was looking at the verb to lose. And I was like, I thought that was a different word. And so as we were having a conversation, I had the Spanish English dictionary, and I was thumbing through it trying to see what the actual word for loser was, and it is actually that verb. I just, the whole time, thought it was a different word. That's all.
So That's all that was happening. It was on task. Okay. Because when I walked in, you go, oh, so in the song loser, he doesn't say this. He says, great.
And I go, how is this helping? Yeah. Because we're learning the word to lose. Do you think it helped her? No.
If she if she gets that wrong on her test today. Just that one. I thought it had a n in it. I didn't think it was all r. But if she gets everything else right but that one that you guys spent so much time on.
We didn't spend any time on. It was just a conversation. It felt like a long time. It wasn't. But when I walked in there, it felt like a long time.
Yeah. I folded an entire batch of towels while you were doing that. That's not true. Yeah. That is true.
You didn't fold an entire batch of towels while we were just researching the one word. I did. No. You didn't. Yes.
I did. You folded an entire batch of towels in forty five seconds? It was a very short amount of time. I did. You did.
I sat there and fold the towels while you did the research on that. Right. I did. Not a whole batch. That was two a whole batch.
Why wasn't there a whole batch? Maybe three towels in forty five seconds that it took to have that whole conversation you're talking about, man. Crazy. Well, if she's cooked on her science test today or her Spanish test today, it's gonna be your fault. Probably.
Because you didn't help her study properly. I'm just teasing. I appreciated you All I did was go through her flashcards. I know. That was nice.
She was doing fine. Appreciated you doing that because you took time away from taking pictures of your flies to go help her. So I appreciate that. Because you yelled and said, she needs help with this. I did not, one, did not yell.
Yeah. You yelled via text message. I said Emery is struggling with her Spanish test. Can you go help her? How was that yelling?
Is that what you said? Yes. Do you have the text in front of you? Here it is. Emery Emery is struggling with her Spanish.
Can you come help? Right. That's yelling? It felt yelling. It felt like you were yelling.
No. It was very calm. It felt like you were yelling. She get that? Come out.
That's what it felt like. Do I sound like that? In text. Yeah. That's awful.
I'm never gonna text you again. Yeah. Just call. Fine. I'll yell at you through a phone call.
I'll yell at you. Why do you sound like that? You're the worst. It's weird. So there's a project that I've been working on.
Well, I've been wanting to work on for a while now, for years. It's we've have you have a very large tote full of pictures. Yeah. And I have a very large tote full of pictures. And together, we have a very large tote of pictures.
So your tote is pre Chantel. My tote is pre Josh, and then we have a tote of together. Twenty years of photos together. Yeah. Because you used to have film, and everything was printed and framed.
And Yeah. And here is what I've noticed. I've went through these pictures. I've been going through these pictures because I'm like, some of these pictures, I don't even know who's in them. Right.
They're old friends that I just don't necessarily need photos of anymore, or some of the pictures are blurry. Yeah. Some of them are of scenery. And I go, I don't even know where that was taken. I don't need that.
I don't need to keep this around. So I've been trying to do some little spring cleaning on my pictures. My favorite set of pictures that I found has been a trip to the zoo. When was this trip to the zoo? Couldn't this was probably this is pre Josh.
So this was probably nineteen ninety nine, two thousand. K. And you couldn't just get one picture. You had to get double. Oh, double prints?
You have two prints? Two prints of everything. So we've got two prints of that giraffe and two prints of that lion and Nice. You better get that monkey. And, also, you better save it for twenty years because that's important.
Right. What Why? Why do we do this? Okay. But I have literally thousands of digital photographs, and I need to do this exact same thing.
I have, like, old stuff, old files, old garbage stuff. I know. I have Same thing. Digital footprint, huge. I know.
I have digital files too. I haven't even touched that yet because I'm just trying to work on the hard copies. Yeah. I have digital pictures that I've, like, copied and pasted. And so I have multiple of those because I'm like, well, I gotta put it in this file because this is a project I'm working on.
Plus, also, I've got a bajillion screenshots. Yeah. I don't know why you do that. I don't either. You screenshot stuff all the time.
And you you have the the on your phone, you can just tap twice on the back of your phone to take a screenshot. Yeah. But sometimes it doesn't it doesn't listen. So I just hear this all the time. I'm like, bro.
How many screenshots did you just take? None. Oh. Because I turned off that feature so that I wouldn't take a bunch of screenshots. Feature.
Yeah. Here's what I take screenshots of, though. Articles that I wanna read later that I don't necessarily have. How many tabs do you have open on your, Internet browser right now? I just closed a whole bunch.
Okay. But how many do you have open? I had 65. That's insane. But now I don't have that many.
Now I only have 10. Look at. That's insane. It's not that insane. I have four, and that's because one of them I'm hanging on to, because I want to tie this fly, and I don't wanna lose it.
That's what I had. I have I normally have three that I keep on. I had, like, quilting things that I wanted to remember Right. And different patterns. There has to be another way.
I know. 60 tabs? Well, that's not even the the screenshots. Do you wanna know how many screenshots I've taken? Hundreds.
Oh, easily thousands. I don't even know how you tell a total. Oh, I don't even wanna say it out loud. How many? It's gotta be 200 and something.
Yep. 214. Yeah. That's what it is. No.
What is it? It's more than that? 1,130. Way. You have over a thousand screenshots?
Yeah. I'll tell you why. What? This is this is a a way. Funny meme that I wanted to send our friend.
I haven't done that yet. This is an old picture of Beck that I found. Yeah. Chill out. Do you know how to download pictures from the Internet?
Yeah. How Why are you screenshotting them? I don't know. How is that different from downloading? How is taking a screenshot different from downloading?
It's the same thing. It's not. Yes. It is. No.
Because when you screenshot, it takes the picture at the resolution of your screen, not the original uploaded image resolution. But that's fine. What? Over a thousand? Yeah.
And and that's after I know you recently cleaned files off of your phone. I did. Like, real recent. You've taken a thousand in the past three months. Okay.
But Okay. But This is important stuff. This is a game I wanna play with everybody? Yeah. That's a screenshot, not the video.
How are you gonna remember? How are you you can't you can't watch the video. What have you done? This is a game I wanna play with everybody. It's a it's a screenshot of a video.
Yeah. Yeah. I know what they're doing. Oh, good. You don't need to download it.
What in the world? What in the world are you? Get out of here. This is not what this was supposed to turn into. I know.
Yeah. I know. You organizing the photos is just the tip the very teeny tiny tip of the iceberg poking out of the water. Over a thousand screenshots, dude. Wow.
I'm completely flabbergasted by that. Screenshot shaming me. That's so many. Rude. There's so many.
I don't care. I think you might actually get a world record. It's my phone, not yours. You're right. You're absolutely right.
I'd lose my mind. Oh, man. Oh, man. Screenshots. I gotta look at screenshots.
Yeah. Look at it. Collections. The point that I was trying to make when we started how many screenshots I have? What?
Guess. I don't know. I don't even care. 19. Oh, good for you.
And the my oldest one was taken August 31. My newest was taken March 2. So So Over at East Idaho News, they've got a story where the entire country is gonna be able to witness a solar lunar eclipse this week that's going to turn the moon deep red. They're calling it the blood moon. Okay.
How often do we get a blood moon? Blood. I don't know how often. The last blood moon was visible in Eastern Idaho on 05/15/2022. Okay.
So it's been a while. You will able to you will be able to see this on Thursday night or early in the morning on Friday depending on your time zone. Alright. Let's see. Between let's see.
It says in Eastern Idaho, you can look toward the moon between 12:26AM and 01:30AM. Okay. I will not be viewing it during that time. On Thursday night? Yes.
Thursday night Well, Friday morning. Yeah. Thursday night, early early Friday morning Yeah. After midnight. Correct.
K? You don't need any special equipment or classes, but binoculars or a telescope, obviously, is going to enhance your view. Oh. And go to, dark environment away from bright lights. The blood thing.
Blood moon. Okay. Let's see. When the moon is within the umbra Yes. It appears red orange.
And when the moon shadow of the Earth. Yeah. Are sometimes called blood moons because of this phenomena. Okay. Yep.
When the moon falls within the darkest part of the Earth's shadow, it is called the umbra. Interesting. Have you heard of the worm moon? No. They also, they call it the blood moon or the worm moon, according to the old Farmer's Almanac.
That's where the worm moon comes from. Oh. Because it may be due to the emergence of earthworms around this time of year as the weather warms up and spring nears. The publication offers another explanation for the name as well. In the seventeen sixties, captain Jonathan Carver documented, that some Native American tribes used it to mark the appearance of beetle larvae from thawing tree bark.
So, either way, it's, it's the blood moon or the worm moon. Worm mama? Worm mama moon. There's too many m's next to each other. Worm mama moon.
Yeah. Interesting. I wanna check out the blood moon. Okay. Well But it comes at a time when I'll be snoozing away.
Or you could wake up and then go back to snoozing away. Yeah. But if you wake up, then you have to put on a coat and shoes to go outside, and then you're gonna be freezing, and then you have to go try and get warm again. Sounds like you don't wanna see the moon that bad. I kinda don't.
I wish the moon would come out when it's convenient for me. Oh, okay. Alright. Well, so sad for your luck. I know.
But they'll be fun to see anyway. Thursday, Thursday night, early Friday morning, go check out the Bloodworm Moon. Blood. It's time for would you rather this or that. Are we still doing spring editions?
Yes. We're still doing spring editions. Ten days away from spring, but what you got? Would you rather hatch a baby chick from an egg or raise a caterpillar into a butterfly? Why you make that noise?
Well, this is interesting because the world needs both more of both of these, but the like, butterflies are having a real hard day. Are they? Yeah. Because, between the use of pesticides, the amount of, like, areas that they like, the flower gardens and stuff, that they they eat nectar and things just like bees and and that those have are just being compromised. Butterflies are on the decline.
No. Yeah. Yeah. And we have a a pretty sizable, garden flower garden, butterfly area thing in the, in the backyard for Yes. And and so, you know, we're trying to do our part, but I feel like growing a a caterpillar into a butterfly sounds like something I'd like to do.
I'd like to also do that. Let's do that. I think you can. I think you can order some and raise them. What?
I think I don't need to do it. I just think in the in the, you know, this hypothetical, would you rather this or that? That's what I choose. I kinda like both of them, but I if you're taking the caterpillar, I'm gonna take the chick. Yeah.
Because I think right now the world needs more chickens because we need good healthy chickens. Plus, also, if you hatch a baby chick from an egg, that's your baby chick for life. Yeah. Are you my mother? Yes.
Yeah. That's uh-huh. I saw that. I saw that happening. Alright.
Well, butterfly for me. Chick for me. It's would you rather this or that? Oh, it's dinosaur time. What does that mean?
Dinosaur time. What does that mean? Well, if you wanna eat more greens, but you don't want the hassle of cooking or making a salad, dinosaur time. What does it mean? This is a trend happening online.
It's an easy way to get more greens into your diet. You just skip the prep and cooking and go straight to eating handfuls of raw spinach over the sink. You know, how dinosaur would do. Dinosaur time. Is that what it's called?
Well, that's what this lady's calling it. She is online. She, stresses that dinosaur time is not meant to be a meal replacement. It is intended to be a supplement to an existing meal to get your greens out of the way so you can enjoy things you actually like to eat, whether that'd be a burger, a slice of pizza, sandwich, tacos, whatever. But before she gets to have any of that Dino time.
Dinosaur time, and she just grabs handfuls. It's exactly what's happening in the video. She's just tearing into a handful of baby spinach. Calls it dinosaur time to make it sound cute, and, she's getting those veggies. So, you know Odor how long?
Dinosaur time. Dinosaur time is gonna last. Well, let's see. One handful. It's hilarious to watch.
I mean, she is just shoving spinach in her mouth. Like, on hand spinach. I could do that. Large handful. And then she looks like, like a brontosaurus just chomping away at all that leafy green she shoved in her mouth.
I googled dinosaur time. It just told me about the different periods of dinosaur times. Well, that's fascinating information. Do some dino research while you're there. Anyway, you might wanna give dino time a shot.
Dino time. Dinosaur time. Yeah. Exactly. You get it.
You get it. It's gonna wrap up the show for today. Hope you have a great rest of your Tuesday. We'll be back tomorrow morning bright and early. Check out the podcast everywhere.
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