It's Josh and Chantel, and this is Wake Up Classy 90 7, the podcast, a replay of today's full show. Why did you say it like that? Because I wanna do. It's Friday, June 21st, and today on the show, some genius wants to send people to Venus. We have a dog problem.
You do. I got my lemonade. A new dinosaur has been discovered. I'm at war with a stray cat. Chantel is a middle squeezer, and she's a great mom.
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Wake up, classy 97. It's Josh and Chantel. Oh, hi. Oh, hey. What's up?
Good morning. Friday? Yes. It is. Why are you also, like because I'm just, Cavaliering.
I'm just casual leaning Joe cool. I'm here. Aw, Aw, Joe cool. Hey. It's Friday.
It is 21st June, and it is National Take Your Dog to Work Day. Oh. Could you imagine? No. That dog is crazy.
If Luna was in the studio right now? How many how many offices do you think could participate in this? I don't think our boss would allow this. Right. I don't think a lot of places would allow this.
So I'm curious to know. So where I worked in in this industry in a previous life? Yes. There was a person who worked in, 1 of the many offices who had 2 dogs that she brought to work with her every day, and they were little. Uh-huh.
I mean, little miniature dogs. They were very small, and they were kinda older. They're probably 8, 9. And, and they had a little bed, and they slept in her office, and they just went to work with her. And that was approved?
And then, I guess. And then, in another office, there was a lady who brought her dog to work very regularly. And, again and it was a bigger dog and would sleep in the studio by her feet while she did radio and And they weren't service dogs? Nope. They were just their their dogs, their family members, their pets.
Awesome to have a bring your dog to work day. It'd be chaos. It would be chaos. But If everybody showed up with a dog. Yeah.
Wouldn't it be cool? I like dogs. They're the greatest. But, anyway, I I agree here right now. Probably not a Not our dog.
Smart idea. Not a dog. It's national smoothie day. Oh. You like a smoothie?
Of course. Who doesn't? Do you like Wagyu? No. You've never had Wagyu?
But it's meat. It is. It's tender. It's premium. Have you ever had Wagyu?
No. Why is it called Wagyu? Because that's the kind of cow it comes from. Wagyu cows? Yes.
Like Black Angus. Okay. Comes from a Black Angus cow. Oh, fancy. How come we've never heard of them before?
Wagyu? Yeah. I feel like it just this is, like, huge in the last 5 years. I wouldn't disagree with you. And now you don't hear Black Angus anymore.
Oh, yeah. You do. No. You don't. I do.
It's World Humanist Day. Let's run through a couple of these. National Daylight Appreciation Day because today is the longest day of the year. No. Yes.
This means it's all going downhill That is correct. Today. Mhmm. No. It's cookie dough day.
Wait. Also, the longest day of the year is not also the 1st day of summer? That is correct. That's interesting. It happens to be the day after.
Interesting. Yep. It is, I said National Cookie Dough Day. It's International Van Life Cooking Day. It's Dachshund Day or Dachshund, And it is national peaches and cream day.
There's so much more. It's world music day. It's take back the lunch break day. It's make music day. It's motorcycle day.
It's ugliest dog day. There's so many days right now. It's yoga day. Oh. It's giraffe day, skateboarding day.
It just keeps going. Giraffe day? Yep. I don't have anything to say to that. Alright.
Well, hey. Good Friday morning. The lunch break. Yeah. I'm taking it back.
Getting out of the office. Gonna take my hour. Give it back. Okay, Josh. Imagine, if you will, that you and I have been dating for 6 years.
K. And I say, hey, Josh. I got tickets to this concert that I really wanna go to, and I have to fly there, but I need somebody to take me to the airport. Can you do that? And you say, oh, yeah.
I'll take you to the airport. Sure. No problem. And then I wake up, and you don't show. And I miss my flight, and then I miss my concert.
Alright. So we've been dating For 6 years. For 6 years. Yes. That's a really long time to be dating.
I know. K? I should be dependable. You've asked me to do a favor. Yeah.
You promised me that you would. Be able to do that. You should be upset at me. Okay. Now you shouldn't have you should have, tried to reach out.
Let's say you called. Maybe I did. I don't know. Whatever. At some point, you should have been like, I'm gonna get an Uber because I'm not gonna miss this.
Okay. That's fair. But For you to for you to just be like, nope. I'm missing it. It's your fault, and I'm not going now.
That's that's, yes, bad on me, but, also, there are other ways to accomplish what you need to get done. Okay. Go on. Okay. You also promised to stay at my house and dog sit, but you didn't do that either.
Well, but if you stayed because you didn't go to the concert, I'm off the hook for the dog sitter. I took a shuttle to the airport and got a dog sitter. So now I've decided to sue you No. To get a court and sue you for damages, including the cost of the dog sitter and the shuttle to the airport. Think you can sue for that.
That's true. You cannot. A judge heard the case Yeah. And considered whether or not this agreement was legally binding Correct. But decided it was not It's that's legally binding.
That's a very petty thing to say. We're going to sue. I'm gonna sue you. Like, that feels like 2nd graders. Like, I'm gonna sue you.
Mom. Yeah. The judge says that while friends and colleagues and partners often make social agreements, it's not legally enforceable unless there's a, quote, act that demonstrates an intention that the person will be bound by their promises. Yeah. Some kind of Some sort of paper documents, some sort of something.
Yeah. Yeah. That this was just a this was just a I bet they're not dating anymore. They're not. Yeah.
Nope. This couple, this really happened, and, they are no longer together. Yeah. I don't think you can sue somebody just because you're having a bad day. That's Take care of your girlfriend when she needs it.
You know? Maybe he was just mad. He didn't get invited to go with her. Maybe. He's like, fine.
I'll show you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, sure. I'll be there.
Watch this. Do you remember the Titanic submersible that imploded? Mhmm. That happened a year ago this week. Wow.
Isn't that nuts? Yeah. That that, it seems like it happened longer than that, but, also, it seems like that was pretty quick. I know. We were just talking about that whole thing.
Okay. So that company, do you remember what the company is called? Blue Ocean something. Ocean gate. Ocean okay.
Yeah. So the cofounder of that company, is working on a manned mission to Venus. Oh. He wants to take a group of people to Venus. He knows how to keep the astronauts safe.
Don't worry. Yeah. He knows how to keep everyone safe. Good. Do you wanna, go?
0 chances of that happening. 0 chances of you going or 0 chances of it being safe. 0 chances to both of those things. I know. How would you how do you think anyone's ever gonna trust you again?
I don't know. Well and this is this is the guy who is the cofounder of that company who was clearly not on the submersible. Not. But, well, okay. He says that he can do it safely and cost effectively.
I bet because that's what cutting corners really got you far. It's a bad idea. Scientists say Venus has a surface temperature of over 400 degrees Celsius. Yeah. Let's go.
Let's go there. And then it's uninhabitable. Yeah. Let's go check it out. He doesn't want to lead the trip to Venus himself, but he suggests it would be possible for humans to live in floating cities just above the planet.
Cool. That exists already. So he can, you know, people can go and just build up home and call it call it a new place to live. Where do you live? Oh, just outside of Venus.
Yeah. On a floating city that doesn't exist. People could live there in floating cities. He says get this. He says the reality is that Venus is much closer to Earth and has a much more similar orbit, which makes it much more accessible than Mars, lower cost, more frequent flight windows, shorter transit times.
He says we don't have to worry about conducting successful landings on the planet's surface, which is 1 of the biggest challenges awaiting us on Mars. I'm not even no. This is just a terrible idea. I know. Yeah.
You go ahead, bud. I don't yeah. He did say that he was not involved in the design of the submersible. So Yeah. No.
I don't do water. I do space. I do space. I got this. I'm a space guy.
I'm fine. Everybody's fine. This is safe. What are his credentials? I don't know.
Not like former astronaut, former NASA rocket scientist. Like, none of that has been said. Let me see. Let me see. I don't know.
I don't have any I don't have any It's just guy with big idea. Yeah. Yes. Guy with big idea has, has a plan. But he's not gonna go.
No. No. I'm not I'm not doing that. I'm just gonna send other people. Right.
You pay me. I'll put you in this Trust me. I'll put you in this tin can Trust me. And shoot you out a cannon, and we'll see how far you go. Give me your money and just trust me.
Not doing it. Okay. So for good news today, I wanna tell you about, this group. It's called the Angel Heart Pajama Project. Oh.
They're based in Tucson, Arizona. And, they started they were founded more than a decade ago. What they do is they give bedtime gifts to as many kids as possible for free. So they deliver pajamas, books for bedtime stories, blankets. They deliver all this stuff to places to help kids in needs, the kids in need, like the Ronald McDonald House Charities, for example.
So there is a lady named Maria Patterson, and her mom founded the angel heart pajama project over a decade ago. Her mom was inspired to start the charity because she, along with Maria, escaped Cuba in the sixties Oh, wow. And the family allowed her to stay in America with them. And when the family made it all the way to Chicago, the first thing Maria's mom was able to get her kids in the US was pajamas. Oh.
Which is kind of cool. So that inspired her to donate pajamas to kids in need. That's where this whole thing started. Yeah. While Maria has kept things rolling and will be visiting dozens of charity groups this summer alone.
She is motivated to honor her mom who has since passed away. She says it makes me emotional because I know she is manipulating things from above the agencies. They are open. They're so grateful, and that is what I'm feeling, the gratitude surrounding that and my mom. Oh.
So she is very inspired to continue things on, now that her mom has passed, and, the angel heart pajama project is going strong and still making a difference. I think that's very cool. I like that too. So, anyway That's fantastic news. News.
It's very good news on a Friday on classy 97. I gotta pull up a text thread. Oh, okay. Let me give a backstory here. Alright.
We had a dog for about 12 years. Yes. And I didn't necessarily want that dog. I mean, I did because I agreed to having her in our house. That dog ate my favorite pair of shoes.
I know. That dug dog dug holes in the backyard. That dog got hair all over. That dog had accidents in the house. Right.
I did not care for that dog for the 1st 2 years of its life. In our home. Yes. That dog grew on me quickly, and that dog became my favorite dog. And I love that dog.
And then we lost that dog last year. Yes. I've been very sad. And then I was like, nope. I'm not getting another dog.
Right. It's not happening. I don't want 1. I for the sheer fact that I don't want 1, and also because it's too sad to lose them. Right.
And also, it's just nice to leave whenever we want and not have to worry about what to do with our dog. True. I like not having care in the house. I like not having to take care of an extra thing. It was great.
So while I was sad to have lost our other dog Right. It was nice not having a dog. Sure. It's like a year goes by. A year goes by, and then you guys every day are like, we need another dog.
Not every day. We need another dog. Both you and the kids. Oh, it'd be so sad. It's our house is too empty.
We need another dog. And I said, no. No. No. No.
No. No. And then you found a Jack Russell terrier, which is something that you've wanted for a while. Yeah. And then I said, I don't want this dog.
That's not what you said. I did. Then maybe inside. You you said, this dog's gotta come home with us. Right?
No. Yeah. Because I saw how happy you and Emery were, and I was like, I'm never gonna get these 2 away from this dog. There's no way that we're gonna leave this dog at the shelter and leave and go home. Right.
I'm not gonna drag you and Emery away. Right. So that dog came home with us, and now I get this text. Hey. We have to figure out what to do with the dog when we go out of town for that weekend.
Right. And I went, bro? That's not what you said. What did I say? Not not that.
You got the text open in front of you. You didn't say bro anything. I did too. I actually did. You said, what are we gonna do with Luna while we're in Salt Lake that weekend?
I said, bro, I don't know. This is the 1 this is 1 of the reasons why I didn't want a dog. Yeah. And I said, I know. And I said, you can't just kept saying, well, we could do this or we could do this.
Right. And I'm sorting it out. I'm sitting here going, we, nothing. I did not want this dog. Yeah.
Why has this now become my problem? Because, see, it's only been a few months, and it hasn't been 2 years. So it's it it'll be fine. Things things will grow. It'll be cool.
It'll totally be cool. So maybe in 2 years, it'll be a we problem. But for now Oh, I see. It feels like a you problem. I see.
I see. That's just where we are in the progression of things. We aren't we aren't at the we stage. No. I see.
And here's the thing. When that dog does something that I don't like Yeah. I don't take care of it. I know. You go, that's your dog.
I am very much a, selective dog. Yeah. Because you like it when she wants to snuggle up and hang out with you. Yeah. And then you're like, yeah.
I like this. This is nice. Yeah. But then when she's rambunctious and bouncing off the walls and being Jack Russell, I'm like, you're somebody else take care of that dog. I didn't want it.
You do it. This this is how it is every day in the house. Somebody needs to feed that dog. It's not my dog. Yeah.
I do actually say that. It's not my dog. Go take care of it. And I'm setting boundaries for myself is really what it is. With a dog.
Because I didn't want that first dog. I know. And then guess what? The only reason she became my favorite was because I was the 1 that was taking care of her every day. I'm not doing that with this dog.
I can't get that attached. Dot.dot yet. A couple weeks ago, we talked about the Mormon Cricket invasion in Nevada and Arizona. Yes. I saw All this.
I'm not excited about this. Is headed here. So I saw something yesterday posted, from Clark County. Du Bois Yes. Is being, in in Invaded.
Invaded by the, Mormon Cricket invasion right now. Which are actually not crickets. They're grasshoppers. They are And they're large. Crazy looking.
Yeah. Crazy looking. The a lot of people have said that they've seen them in Blackfoot as well. So Really? We're surrounded.
We're East Idaho is surrounded by the Mormon crickets right now. I'm trying to see. Do they have a website that's tracking these things? I don't know. They cannot fly, but they are able to travel long distances, and they measure 1 and a half to 2 inches in length.
I know. I'm trying to figure out fan. What we're supposed to do when we see that. Like, are we Run the motor. Anything?
Well, I know. Is there anything to do, or you just step on them? I don't know. Okay. If you're on an area highway and you see these, you're supposed to take it slow because they make for potentially slick dry.
Yeah. They make everything slippery. Ugh. Gross. Yeah.
What else? I think that's kind of you kinda just try and kill them as best you can. Right? I don't know. I was just reading a news article, and it didn't really have any options for what they do.
This is kind of interesting because here's what they do is they lay eggs in the ground and they that that hatch, and they just keep moving and moving and moving. Yeah. So they just there's so many. Du Bois, Blackfoot, and other parts of Eastern Idaho are experiencing the sudden surge in crickets this week. This week.
Right now. Ew. Yeah. Ew. Yeah.
Okay. How come this hasn't ever been I don't know. A problem? I don't know if they work, I I don't know. I don't know if they work similar to how, like, cicadas work.
Like, would they all hatch at once and that causes a big problem? I don't know. I'm I'm trying to I'm trying to find out more information about it, but, apparently, the Idaho State Department of Agriculture has a cost share program to handle grasshoppers and crickets. And, they also provide the chemical, and farmers are responsible for applying it to their crops. Okay.
If farmers think they're going to be impacted by the crickets, they should contact the ISDA to try and curtail the numbers, and action this year could prevent the population size next year. Crews are out spraying the crickets and hope that they don't cause too much damage to crops. They've been killing them, and hopefully, they go away. They're such a pest. That's a quote from Joseph Sagers.
Is that who that's from? Oh, no. That's from, from this, starter person who wrote in this article. Anyway, I don't know. I don't know what to do about this.
I don't either. Ugh. I'm not excited. I don't want I like, it's creepy. It's gross.
I don't want them crawling all over everything. Oh, great. They're all over everything. Like, they and they jump on you, and then people end up crying in their cars. Like, I don't know if you've seen some of these videos.
No. Oh, there was this lady who posted online. She was sobbing her eyes out, just scared to get out of her car because she knows she's gonna get attacked by them as she's walking from her car to her house. Oh. They're everywhere.
How do they not get in your house? They get in your house. Stay outside. We have a lemonade update. Alright.
Let me tell you what happened and how exciting it was for me yesterday, because, there's a drink that I really, really like. And, last summer, this particular drink spot, had this as like a featured item. It was their drink of the summer, and I really really really fell in love with it. I was like, this thing is so delicious. I just love this thing.
And, ordered it, I don't know, a dozen times over the summer. And then, it went away as the featured item, but you could still you could still pull in and go, yeah. I'm gonna have that. And they were like, okay. But this ingredient, we we put these strawberries on top.
We don't have that anymore. And I went, that's fine. I I like the rest of it. That's that means 99.9% of the drink is the same. Uh-huh.
And I'm good with that. So I would order it and order it. Well, as time goes on and turnover happens and people that work there go back to school and new people get hired and whatever, over time, fewer people know about this drink. And so when I would pull in to order it, I'd say, here's what I want, and the drink was not the same at all. It was 0% the same.
And it became such a problem for you that you were like, I I don't wanna order it. I don't wanna order it because they'll get it wrong, and then I look like the bad guy that's like Right. I'm like, that this is what I ordered. Like, I ordered this thing, and it's the big drink from last summer. And they're like, I don't work here last summer.
I don't know what you're talking about. Talking about that no 1 gave me that recipe. Frustrating. And then, I did some searching around online because I was like, somebody knows how to get this thing. And what I found was on on a forum, somebody had posted, I used to work there.
Here's how you order it. Order these 3 ingredients I think and you'll get the drink you want. It's hysterical that somebody out there or multiple people out there are because it's delicious. So, so yesterday, I had I had an appointment, early on, and that after my appointment, I was like, I'm going to get a treat. And so I went, through this drink spot, and I said what I read online, I said, I need I want this, this, and this.
And the guy puts it in, he goes, that's interesting. And I said, yeah. It's the summer drink from last year. You might like it. It's delicious.
And he's like, well, hope to try it. Pulled up to the window, they opened up and said, here's your drink. And you can tell. And I saw it in in her hand when she turned to hand it to me, and I went, it's it looks right. It looks right.
This might be it. And, and I took my straw, and I put my straw in there, and I took a little sip. And victory was mine. Yes. So thank you to whoever, used to work there that posted the recipe on the Internet so that I could order it before I a moment of when you did order it before you ordered it yesterday, there was always this moment of, like, right before they handed it to you.
Is it gonna be the thing? Is it gonna be right? With the cup, and if it is, like, screaming bright neon yellow, I'm I'm I'm gonna have to go, I'm sorry. That's not it. That's not what I ordered.
And then be like, give me that guy. I hate it. I hate that. It's so uncomfortable. So, anyway, exciting news.
Great. I know how to get my lemonade now. Oh, wait. La dee da. Winner winner chicken dinner.
Is that what they say? Winner winner lemonade drinker. That's it. Yeah. Josh is waging a war with, I don't think it's a stray cat.
I think it's a neighbor's cat. Here's I just don't want it around. I don't care if it roams the neighborhood. Just don't roam my house. Yeah.
You're okay. For context, you grew up in a house We had a lot of cats. You had a lot of cats. So I've I've I I enjoy cats. I like visiting cats.
I'm trying to figure out how to word this, so it doesn't sound like I'm AAA not a good animal person. I like cats. You do. I like animals. I can't stand when they are, mean to me, and that's what this cat is doing.
And mean to you. This cat shows up in the yard and knocks over the rose bush Yeah. And knocks over my gnome. Every day, I have to go stand the gnome back up. I'm serious.
This is this cat is is rude to me. Like, my cat has a personal bed and a plenty of evidence that there's been a cat in the yard, and I don't care for it. And it's musking all over. That's what I'm saying. And I don't care for that.
That's what I'm Because this is what I'm trying to I'm speaking of. Sit in the backyard and enjoy the smell of my backyard. I smell that cat. So I'm also perturbed, but not as perturbed as you. And I and I am not gonna do anything to harm this cat.
I have, purchased some essential oil sprays that I have been putting around the backyard to try to dissuade him from musking around. I'm I just don't want to be in my yard. Okay. So I just don't come to my house. Go everywhere else.
I don't care. We determined that he was the cat. I don't know if it's a boy or a girl. It's a boy. The boy ones are the muskets.
Okay. So we've determined that he had been sitting on our on our table and chairs. Well, Luna found that out. Found that out. Because she went under the table and found the cat, and the cat shot out.
And the 2 of them had a little bit of a bite. A minute where there was a scary moment. That was a couple of days ago. Yeah. Has the cat been back since then?
Well, I took the cover off of the table because I think he found sanctuary in there, and I was like because the cover's new this year because I didn't want dust and, you know, rainwater and all that mud and everything that happens when it rains to get all over the table and the chairs and stuff. Mhmm. But the weather's nice, so I pulled the cover off. And I'll just keep watching. And if the weather's gonna be nasty, I'll put the cover back on.
Right. But I took the cover off because, yeah, he's making refuge in the chairs underneath the cover on the on the back. But was the dog in the fight with the cat enough of a traumatic experience that the cat hasn't been back since that happened? I don't know the answer to that. We don't have evidence of the cat coming back since that fight is what you're saying.
Didn't go outside this morning to see if the gnome was standing. The gnome did not get knocked over yesterday, but I don't know what happened last night. There's a good chance the gnome has fallen over. I don't know why he knocks over that gnome. He hates that gnome.
He knocks over the little rose that hasn't been planted. I know that's a over the gnome every day. Gotta plant that rose. I'm sorry, Josh. I do I do get a little bit of a slight entertainment from just, like, I'm so frustrated about it.
Day you go, that cat I'm tired of picking up the gnome. We have 2 gnomes. He doesn't care about the other 1. He only knocks down the 1, that's right next to the plant I'm trying to save and bring back to life. If that yeah.
Alright. You know what I'm saying? I don't want him I don't want him to hurt the hydrangea. I can never remember what it's called, and he keeps knocking over the gnome that's right next to it. My hydrangea.
If he ruins my hydrangea, then I'm gonna have a problem with the cat. Yeah. So Watch out. You better watch out, cat. There's a museum in Denmark called the Museum of Evolution.
Okay. And there, for a year, people that have visited the museum have looked at, a dinosaur that had a placard next to his name that just said, a new dinosaur under study. Stay tuned. And it kind of looked like a triceratops, but it was just a little bit it had a different ornate skull. So this is what kind of animal?
Do we know? It's a recently discovered animal, recently discovered dinosaur that they've named Lokeceratops. Loki? Low Loki. I mean, Loki is a new kind of store.
Yeah. Loki, bro. Loki. They named it after the Norse god Loki, which is also where the Oh, okay. Marvel character got rid of.
Because the horns look like that helmet? I don't know. What does the helmet look like? Loki's helmet looks like, 2 big horns. Here's what the dinosaur looks like.
It's got That's Loki's helmet. Okay. Yeah. It does kinda look like that. Okay.
So that's probably why they named it after that. Because it looks like Loki's helmet. Yeah. Alright. So they discovered this dinosaur.
The the official name is Lokeceratops rangiformis. Cool. They discovered it 5 years ago and then just barely gave it a name. Now here's what's interesting. I'm not a big fan of his head.
They found this dinosaur in Northern Montana K. About 3 miles south of the Canadian border. Yeah. How come it's in Denmark? I don't know.
Maybe I don't know. But how where how do we use things to work? You know? Just tell you, there's no way that these renderings are what this animal looked like? I agree.
Because and I and I showed you this because I showed you a skeleton, and I said, what animal is this? Oh, yeah. And you guessed a 100 different things. None of them were rabbit. If you look at a rabbit's skeleton, you would never guess what that animal looks like based on its skeleton.
Right. So this is what we have to go by. Right? Like, we have bones. So these are assumed drawings Yeah.
Based on pieces that have been found to say, yes. This is what we believe this animal looked like. But we have absolutely no way of knowing. And I'm looking at these renderings, and it's goofy looking. It is goofy looking.
There's no way that's what it actually looked like. There's no way. Look at it. I know. I said it.
Ridiculous. It is no. That's not the same picture that I have. I'm that's what I said. I looked it up.
I looked deeper into it. I just I need I need somebody to get real serious about their rendering. You don't think these people are real serious about it? I think they're real goofy. I think they sit around going like, what what do you think this look like?
Let's see how many people can buy into this. Yeah. Look at this thing. Also Look at his big hat. Again.
Looks like the the great pumba. Like, what is he doing? If it was found, look at you. It's ridiculous. If it was found in Montana Yeah.
Why is it in a museum here? Why did they ship it to Denmark? Denmark Museum paid more money to have it. Is that why? Idea?
Is there a museum bidding war? This is my question. Oh, now you're getting into underground museum battles. Yes. I wanna know.
They all meet their snaps as they walk toward 1 another. If I find dinosaur bones in my backyard Right. And I call somebody, what did you say, Sam? Don't worry about it. Sharks.
Yeah. You get it. Jets. Right. Except it's museum terms.
They're like mummies. What's the other 1? Statues. Okay. Skeletales.
I find dinosaur bones in my backyard, and I call the authorities Uh-huh. And I say, hey. I think I've discovered some dinosaur bones in my backyard. They come take a look, and they're like, yeah. This is, like, bones from this type of dinosaur.
Who determines who it belongs to then? Doesn't it just belong to the earth? If it I guess, I could rebury them. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
You're taking them away from mother Earth. Or if it's part of something real, then a museum is gonna want them. And then what? They're mine, technically, if they were found on my property. Is that how that works?
I don't know. That's what I'm asking. And then is it a bidding war between museums to be like, no. I want that. So I'm gonna pay come to you?
Right. That's what I'm asking. Now I'm real clear. Just get naming rights? Like, oh, we found the chantelasaurus.
Oh, yeah. I hope so. That what you want? Yeah. The chantelasaurus?
No. I don't want that, but I wanna have naming rights. I wanna name the new dinosaur. Yes. I could come up with something better than Lokeceratops Rangiformis.
I don't think you could. I do. Does it have a Rangiformis in it? Whatever you're gonna call it? Because ringiformis is pretty good.
Try it again. Loki Triceratops or ringiformis. Yeah. That's fantastic. No.
It is. I can come up with something better. Parties. Like, oh, there's a little ring of formus. I saw on the Internet a while ago, they had these Bark's root beer float ice cream things.
Yes. And I was like, oh, I gotta find those. And then as I always do, I take a picture of something, and then I forget about it. Forget about it. We saw them the other day.
And when we're at my my food store Yeah. My kitchen store. They have them there. It is. And I was like, oh, we gotta try these.
So we got a case of them. Yes. Because you can't just buy 1. Well, no. They're that wasn't even an option.
You had to buy the case. Oh, shucks. We had to buy the case. Oh, dang it. So we popped those puppies open last night.
Yeah. I've not had anything, quite as good as that. A long time. Really delicious. Very nice treat.
What I like about it, because it's a it's a root beer float kinda popsicle thing. Yeah. So it's frozen root beer and vanilla ice cream Yes. In the same little popsicle. And, what is so good about it is, everything I dislike about a root beer float is not in it.
It doesn't have that weird foam that forms and then doesn't go away Yeah. That is gross and makes the inside of your glass gross. Yeah. It does. So It doesn't have that.
I was very excited it didn't have that, and the flavor is super good. Spot on. Right? It tastes like a root beer float. Because it's frozen root beer and vanilla ice cream.
What I didn't like is the container that it came in. No. You didn't like the container, or you couldn't make the container function? I didn't like the container. Because it's in it's like an old push pop, but instead of just pushing the pop up You have to squeeze never worked, by the way.
It never did. It's it's just, it's like a toothpaste thing. That's why you don't like it. You're a middle squeezer. I knew it.
That's why. Middle squeezer. Yeah. When you use your toothpaste, you squeeze from the bottom of the tube to the middle. You're a middle squeezer.
I am a middle squeezer. But that's why you don't like the container that it comes in because it works like toothpaste. I don't like the container that it came in because it was not easy to squeeze. And then because I had been squeezing it so hard, I popped a hole in the bottom, and then it was melting out the bottom. So I had to roll it up.
It was nonsense. Because you squeezed in the middle of the first did it. You did, because that's how it got back pressure to push down toward the bottom because you're a middle squeezer. How dare you? How dare you, middle squeezer?
I bet you when you try 1 tonight, because that'll probably happen. If you squeeze from the bottom, I bet you have a different experience. It's hard to squeeze from the bottom because it's frozen. How did you squeeze from it's frozen. You can't squeeze anything.
Middle squeezer. No. I hate it, but I love it. It's so good. I just have to find a way to eat it.
I have an idea. Call me a middle squeezer. Don't squeeze it in the middle. Classy 97. It's Josh and middle squeezer.
Sorry. Josh and Chantel. Okay. Listen. There's a thing called the finger spin challenge, and it's trending online.
Okay. Finger spin. Yep. I got fingers? It seems easy at first and then impossible.
So here's what you have to do. Try at home if you can. Try along. Don't crash a car. You're not yeah.
If you're driving, don't try this. You have to spin your index finger on 1 hand. So take an index finger of 1 hand. Either decide to spin it forward or backward. It doesn't matter.
So I'm turning mine counterclockwise. Okay. I'm going forward. Well or I guess if I look at it this way, it's clockwise. It's just It isn't.
Just forward or back, but I'm going this way. K. K? Then you take the finger on your other hand Yeah. And you have to do that the opposite direction.
So this way Oh my gosh. I'm doing it. And this way. Look at me. Are you doing it?
Not as well as you. Look at me. Look at the thing you can do. I can do something that you cannot do. Hot diggity dog.
My let's try it with my left first and then this 1. No. That's very difficult. I love it. Do it again.
Okay. I have to start I have to start with this finger Yeah. And then backward. Oh, no. Oh, no.
I was doing something. Can do it. No. No. You accident well, I think you were you weren't thinking about it when you did it.
You were just moving through the motions of the thing. It's very hard to keep 1 going 1 way and try to concentrate on the other going the other. It's a that's a challenge. Okay. I got it.
No. No. Oh, I have it. I have it. No.
Your one's kinda going up and down. It's fine. I had it for a minute. Was going this way, and then this 1, you were just kinda going up and down with it. We have on the record you saying that I did it.
I was a kid. Second, you were doing it. Boom. But then you thought about it. That's alright.
I know. But that's okay. For just a brief minute, I could do something that you couldn't. So are these people, doing this online? Are they pretty successful at it?
No. No. People are finding that they are like, this should be easy, but it's really difficult. It's it is should it be easy? Because something's happening where your brain says It's the Like, I can do the same this way.
I can do the same this way. Very easy. It's the rub your tummy, tap your head challenge. Do that. I can I can rub my head, and I can tap my stomach?
That's easy. No. I can rub my stomach and pat my head. No. Yes.
You're kind of. Nope. I'm not kinda anything. I can do that 1, but I can't figure this out. Keep keep practicing, buddy.
It feels just goofy. Keep trying, bud. You'll get it. This is a story about an Uber driver named John. Nope.
John? Sorry. His name's not John? His name is John. Or he doesn't drive for Uber?
What's the what what's the problem? I actually don't know the Uber driver's name. Alright. We'll call him John. No.
We'll call him Ron. That's so much different. Ron the Uber driver. Okay. So Ron is the Uber driver.
Ron is driving in Dallas. He picks up a guy named John. The the writer's name is John. Embarrassing if they were both named John. John?
John? John? John? Nice to meet you, John. Good to meet you, John.
Hey, John. Good to meet you, John. This is Shush. Okay. So Ron and John is driving.
He stops, picks up John. Yeah. They exchange pleasantries like, hey. How are you going? I think he probably went like this.
He he, he got in and he went Okay. I'll be the Uber driver. You're Ron. You're Ron? Yeah.
And so, so you pull up Yep. And I open up the door, and I go, Ron? And you go John? And I go, John, I thought your name was Ron. I'm confused.
Sorry. I'm John. Are you John? Stop. Are you Ron?
I How about I call you Ron John? Okay. Listen. Let me get this story out. Stop talking.
You zip it. Okay. So John pull no. Ron, the Uber driver, pulls up, picks up John. John gets in the car and says, hey, man.
How's it going? Hey, Ron. How are you? John? Let's where are you going?
And they, like, briefly chat for about 30 seconds. Well, but on Uber, they already know where they're going. Okay. And they already know each other's names. Alright.
So they Get to the story. I am. They briefly chat for about 30 seconds, and then John from the back seat goes, what's your name? Wait a minute. I know this story.
And the Uber driver says, John. And he goes Ron. His name is Ron. Ron. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And John? And they they have seen each other since high school or whatever.
Says, I think I know you. Yeah. Ron turns around and goes, what's up, buddy? Yeah. Yeah.
They're old friends. They haven't seen each other for 20 years. Yeah. Unreal. I saw this video.
It's adorable. It is adorable. Because they realize and they're like, what is happening right now? I know. I love that that that they reconnected paths, years years years later.
It's so it's so wholesome and nice. I do. I agree. It is because Roland's just doing his Uber thing. He's just like, I gotta go up this guy, John.
I'll go get him. Thing. And and they started doing small talkie stuff, which was cool because he was like, you know, hey. Is it busy for you? He's, like, always busy on a Friday.
You know, they were just just normal Uber passenger type stuff. Shoot. Yeah. And then, and he's and he's like, wait a minute. And he goes, what's your what's your name?
And he's like, Ron. Yeah. And he goes, Ron. I know you. And the the moment he stops the car and looks in the back seat, like, wait a minute.
I know this guy. You can kinda tell the guy from the back seat, John, he kinda keeps looking at him like, you're I'm pretty sure. It's like your mannerisms are familiar, but, like, how do I ask if you're who I think you are? I love it. Yeah.
It's so cute. Very cute. It's adorable. You should share the video. Have an old friend This is true.
From high school that His name's John. His name is John. That's no lie. That is not a lie, that you've been meaning to, call in I know. Yeah.
Have some chitchat with. I know. You should absolutely do it. Go catch up with your old pal. My old pal, John.
That's not his name. This is his name. Part of his name. His name's Jonathan. He doesn't go by John?
No. He goes by Jonathan. Oh. Like, he's fancy? What does that mean?
Oh, yeah. No. A friend from high school who, recently moved back to the area. I'm excited. I just haven't had a chance to like, I've been busy.
It sucks. Like, that's the hard part is I'm like, I just wanna go hang out, but I haven't been able to. Go do it. I'm working on it. Give him a no ring a ding.
Hey there, little howdy ho. Don't call him John. Yeah. John. Jonathan.
John, what's up? This is real life. I have a stray eyebrow hair that I cannot I know. I'm tired of watching you try to find it. Find it.
Really? I tried to help. You didn't help. I said I tried to help. You didn't try.
You didn't. Way of helping was to just You just push your eyebrow backwards the wrong way and see if you could find it. No. That And that didn't help? No.
That's usually what helps me. Well, that does help because sometimes yours get a little bit really bushy, and then if you bush them up, then they stick out. Right. That's what I was trying to do. No.
I can still see it. But I like that yours just got real fluffy, and then I left it and just walked away. And you didn't see anything. No. There's nothing there.
No. There is. I don't think there is. No. There is.
No. I'm pretty sure there's not. No. But there is. I mean, if you keep plucking, you're gonna have that little gap like Charlie poop.
I know. I keep trying to feel the long ones and root it out, but I'm gonna really have a bald patch if I keep going. That's what I'm saying. You're gonna end up with that little line. Because I don't even have a mirror.
I'm just doing it. How do they look? Nice. Pretty good. They look like eyebrows.
Do you want me to paint them for you? I do a really good job painting your eyebrows. No. No. Thank you.
No. They They should be darker in the in my painting. What? Your eyebrows. Why?
They're not because they're the same shading as your forehead. They should be darker. Here is a therapist shared 5 traits that she thinks makes somebody a good mother. Okay. So, Josh Oh, this sounds like a trap.
It's not. It's not a trap. She's aware of her personal pitfalls. This sounds like a trap. How about this?
She may feel like a failure. She constantly compares herself, her marriage, and her kids to others. That sounds like a trap. She leads by example in growth. These are things that make a good mom?
Yeah. Okay? She indulges her needs and is selfishly selfless. She's honest and owns her own shortcomings. She demonstrates how to handle stress and chaos when life gets turbulent.
You're a really good mom. 1 out of 5. How many do you think I'm doing? You're a really good mom. Oh, Josh.
Oh, Chantel. He didn't mean to be a trap. I just read it, and I was reading through it going, she demonstrates how to handle stress and chaos when life gets turbulent. Really? Yep.
But I don't know. Check. She, yeah, Got that 1. Hey. What's up?
You wanna hear some hot dog news? No. Yes. We always talk about hot dogs. I like talking about hot dogs.
Oh my god. I think you just wanna play this song. Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog. It's fantastic. I just like it's summertime, and, apparently, every day, there's new news about hot dogs.
There you can just skip over the news about hot dogs. Doesn't involve Joey Chestnut Okay. But it should. I just wanna I wanna talk about condiments. What do you put on your hotdog?
I put anything that's available. I like relish. I like ketchup. I like mustard. Ketchup.
If there's sauerkraut, I like to put sauerkraut on it. I I guess I don't like onions? No. Gross. Why?
Because I don't like mayo. Why gross? Because I don't like mayo. But have you tried it on a hot dog? No.
Here's the new trend. People are putting mayo on their hot dogs. Ew. I'm not a fan. I would do it.
Would you? I would. Here's here's what they're saying. People that are in favor of putting mayo on their hot dog are saying it tastes different and adds a creamy flavor to the hot dog. I don't want.
When I'm eating a hot dog, the last thing I want it to taste like is a creamy flavor. No. Thank you. It's also a fun change for those looking to try something new with their favorite summer snack. A favorite summer snack?
Who says, oh, my favorite summer snack is a hotdog? I love them. They're so weird. I mean, just think about it. What a weird thing.
Tubular food. Tubular meat Yeah. Even. Yeah. Let's compact this into a tube Yep.
Of meat. Yeah. And then they just put it in some bread. Yeah. Cover it with stuff like mayo Like so we can have a rich, creamy flavor to our weird tube meat.
It's gross. I they just they're silly. Are are we done talking about hot dogs? I guess. Okay.
Classy 97. It's Josh and Chantel. It's your Friday. Would you rather this is that question of the day. This is a compliments of Emery.
She came up with this would you rather. K. Would you rather never be able to speak again or never be able to listen again? Oh, boy. I'm I'm gonna have to go with listen because I've gotta be able to speak, and my speech is gonna get impacted by my inability to hear Yeah.
Because I'm not gonna know my tones and stuff. So it might sound weird, but I've gotta be able to speak, I think, in order to make a paycheck. But listening's a real big important part too. Yeah. So you gotta be able to hear what I'm doing.
Right. I mean, I have some visual cues to know that things are working. Yeah. But if I could hear nothing and didn't have to wear headphones and just speak, it would be it'd be a challenge. But if you and I both were on the radio show and neither 1 of us could listen, We could only speak.
We could only speak. So you'd have to see, right now, I can't see your mouth because it's hiding behind the microphone. Yeah. So I would never know when you were talking. Yeah.
It'd be a mess. Say something. It'd be very hard to have a conversation because you would not be able to know what was being said. Mhmm. Like, you would have to just be delivering your own monologue all the time.
That's very difficult. It is difficult. And I would probably just jump in and say whatever I wanted to say without what you were talking about. You know what I mean? What if you were talking about the weather and I jumped in, I was like, no.
We're talking about dinosaurs. Oh, yeah. Interesting. It'd be an interesting show. That'd be chaos.
What if 1 person could only listen and 1 person could only talk? Oh. What would that be like? That would be Like, you could never have a rebuttal. You can only just hear what I have to say.
I could give you looks Oh, that and that would say a lot. And hand gestures. Everybody listening would be like, she's given a look. She's yeah. Yeah.
There's silence. We can hear her silence. I know what she'd say here. Would you rather this or that, Josh and Chantal? You are better today than yesterday daily challenge.
This one's pretty easy. Oh, yeah? Yeah. And you can do this today and then you could spend the weekend thinking about it if you need to, but use a dry erase marker. Write a mantra on your mirror, something that you can read every day.
You look in the mirror every day, something that's right there, and you can mindfully remind yourself of what you believe to be true and then watch your actions follow. So write a mantra on your mirror and dry erase marker, or permanent. Whatever you're into, it's your mirror. Do what you want. What's your mantra gonna say?
I don't know yet. Should we look up a a good good quick mantra? Mine's gonna say, you belong on the radio. You belong on the radio. There's 1.
Because every day I go, what am I doing here? This 1 says, I am enough. Oh, nice. Isn't that good? That that's an easy 1.
There's 1 that said, be the change. I have everything I need. Always choose love. I welcome abundance. I am capable.
I am My life is good. I am worth loving. I deserve joy. I have everything I need. Look at us.
Look at these mantras. I deserve happiness. I am more than my thoughts. It's not the same. Myself.
We get it, Josh. These are all really good mantras. They are. And I actually I'm making kind of fun of it, but I think that this is it is it's helpful. I like 1 that just says, ohm.
Really? To just It's it is. It's a reminder Relax. To breathe. To breathe.
Yeah. Everything's gonna be okay. Yep. That's mine. Everything's gonna be okay.
Write a mantra on your mirror so you can see it every day. That's the, better today than yesterday daily challenge. That is gonna do it for us for Friday. Friday. That means it's, time for the weekend.
Yes. So have a great day. Have a good weekend. We'll be back in the studio Monday. What's happening?
On Monday? Yeah. That's it. K. Bye, everybody.
Have a fantastic weekend. See you later. Bye. Bye. Thanks for listening to wake up classy 97, the podcast.
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