It's Josh and Chantel, and this is wake up classy 97, the podcast. It's a replay of today's full show. It's Tuesday, June 11th. On today's show, Josh puts on his detective cap to solve 3 household mysteries. Why does the vacuum live in the hall?
Where do the winter bins go during the summer? And why are there sponge brushes on the sink? We also talk about Josh's favorite drink, tornadoes, soft feet, and flared nostrils. And she would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those darn meddling kids. Thanks for listening.
You can catch the show live weekday mornings from 6 to 10. It's wake up classy 97, the podcast. Enjoy today's show. Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel. Let's get this Tuesday going.
Let's go. Let's go. You know what's happening today? I don't know. How come you're so Oh, it's Tuesday.
Alive. Let's let's be alive. Let's do it. Trying to match your energy. I feel like, like I might be dragging you along with that energy.
Kinda feels like I'm being dragged along. Alright. Drug? Drag? It's, making life beautiful day today.
I make your life beautiful every day. This is a true story. Josh? Yes. Right?
Yeah. It's call your doctor day. Hey. It's Hey. Hey.
Also Go back. International yarn bombing day. What is that? Yarn bombing is where, people like crochet things onto things in nature and, urban places. Go back to You gotta look it up.
You gotta look up yarn bombing. It's very interesting. You should call your doctor. It's international links day. Children this subject.
It's links day. You like German chocolate cake? Because it's got today to celebrate. You like German chocolate cake. I think there's too much coconut in it.
No. There's not enough coconut. There's there's enough. It's corn on the cob day. It's little too early.
I agree. That should be in September. Yep. It is pet wedding week. And then, you know, because sometimes pets are in love.
Are they? I guess. Are we just pretending they are? No. I don't know.
I think we're just dressing up dogs in bride and groom outfits. I think so too. Taking them on walks. That's what it sounds like to me. They're married.
International Yarn Bombing Day. Did you look it up? I did. What do you think? Lot of yarn.
Well, yeah, it is. But some of them are very cute. Yeah. Isn't that really interesting? Well, I see this 1 that's like somebody put yarn on a bench Mhmm.
And they make them look like little monsters. Yeah. I don't know how they do that. It's pretty adorable. Some of them are a little too much.
Well, they're definitely, pretty maximum. Like, somebody did a whole car Mhmm. A whole bike Mhmm. The entirety of a tree. It's really interesting.
I think you have to crochet the pieces and then go out and just stitch them onto things. What's the point of it? To do this. It's art. That's why.
Okay. Because it's art. Some of it's cute. Some of it is not necessary. You don't like the car that looks like grandma's Afghan?
It's not your thing? No. Alright. Well Okay. Go back to call your doctor.
It's Tuesday. Call your doctor Good morning. Josh. It's Josh and Chantel. Classy 97.
It's Josh and Chantel. I've decided that some people just have too much money k. Because they're spending it in really weird frivolous ways. What do you mean? Well, Discuss.
Over the weekend, there was an auction, and there were some sports memorabilia items. And if you had, I don't know, about $90, 000, what's a piece of sports memorabilia you might buy? None. None. I'd buy none sports.
You wouldn't buy Tom Brady's game worn pants? Ew. No. You know why? Because I don't like Tom Brady.
Okay. Someone bought his last ever NFL game worn pants. The last ever ever? Because Jimmy retired 6 times? These are the last ones he wore, as a Tampa Bay Buccaneer.
Oh, not even Patriot ones. Because he that wasn't his last game. So the very last game he played, someone saved his pants, I guess. His cheating pants? And Oh.
0. And, they went, they went up on auction, and they sold for $89, 000. That is dumb. They're not even worth that much. Yeah.
At least if he played for the Patriot, if they were the Patriot pants, they'd be worth a little bit more, I think. Because Denise spent most of his career Yes. With the patriots? Yeah. And then he left, and then he went to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
So many patriots. To the Dallas cowboys in the NFC wild card game, January 16, 2023. Inside the waistband, it says 1623 versus cowboys written in marker. And, $89, 000, you can have those pants. No.
Thanks. Okay. Well, maybe you I don't think I would spend $5 on those. Maybe you would like to buy a 1972, 246 Dino Ferrari. No.
Are these similar priced items? No. This Ferrari went for $568, 000 at auction. Okay. It's Cher's Ferrari.
No. I don't know. She bought it when it was brand new in 1972. She owned it for a couple of years, and then there was a famous race car driver, named Chris Chord who got it from her. I'm trying to think if there's, like, any kind of celebrity something I would pay a lot of money for, but I don't think there is.
This Ferrari is very nice, and, it still has the original, title with Bono, comma, Cher and the California, address and everything when she purchased it December 14, 1972. Not Bono. Bono. Right? Yeah.
Yeah. Cher Bono. Yeah. Different Bono's a different guy. Yeah.
That's a different musician. Yeah. That's that's different. But, yes, Bono. Anyway, it's a 1972 Ferrari.
It's a it's a really cool car, and somebody paid $568, 000 to own it because some people just have too much money. Mhmm. It's silly. Because they're probably not even gonna drive it because it's too expensive. It's really nice.
I would drive it. It's very, very cool. Almost $600, 000? Oh, I wouldn't pay. I just let me borrow it for a day, and I'll drive it.
I wouldn't buy any of that stuff. I don't buy either 1. Well, okay. It's Josh and Chantel in Classy 97. I'm reading this story, and I just don't know how I feel about it.
There's a Chick Fil A location in Louisiana. Okay. It's a 1 off location. This is not something that's happening nationwide. But they've created this summer activity for children between the ages of 5 and 12.
Uh-huh. They're calling them summer camps, and, it will teach these kids between the ages of 5 and 12 how to work at a Chick Fil A. What? Yeah. They get to learn customer service skills, dining room hosting, how to take guest order at the register, how to bag a guest order, touring the kitchen, preparing chicken nuggets, serving ice cream in a cone or a cup, how to be a Chick Fil A mascot.
You could learn all that stuff. When did they learn how to say my pleasure after every Right away. Transaction. Right away. It's 1st day 1, of your summer camp.
All of this fun is not free. Of course not. You pay $35 per day Per day? To have the opportunity to work at a Chick Fil A. And it does include a meal, a snack, a T shirt, and a name tag, but this is kind of causing some controversy when it comes to child labor laws.
Yeah. Yep. I would I would say it's a little bit, tiptoeing around it, isn't it? This is a little weird thing. Yeah.
I don't know. I mean, look. I think there's some good work ethic and responsibility skills that you can learn in there, and I think that there are people that are huge fans who are like, man, Chick Fil A is the best. I wanna I wanna know what it's like to work there. And that might be interesting.
It's just chicken. Right. But if it isn't actually making kids work, it seems a little cringey and, like, you're exploiting these kids. That's what it that's what it feels like. That way.
Yeah. My camps are scheduled for next month. There were over a 150 spots available. They're sold out. What?
Yeah. What? So Where is this? In, in Louisiana. So I don't know.
I mean, this Chick Fil A is gonna have record numbers because all of a sudden, they had this injection of, you know, a 150 plus kids paying $35 per day to work there. Yeah. I'm gonna pay you so I can work there. See why that's wrong? My pleasure.
Okay. Good news today is about Wyatt Chestnut. Wyatt Chestnut. Wyatt Chestnut graduated from Riverside High School in Bell, West Virginia. Okay.
Took home special honor of perfect attendance for his entire school career. Woah. How does 1 do that? They don't miss school. No.
I thank you. I I understand that part. They go every day. I know. Every day.
How do you avoid not missing any school? From his first day of kindergarten to his last day at Riverside High, he never missed a day of school. He said that his, parents encouraged him to set a goal of perfect attendance when he was younger, and then he took ownership of the goal when he reached high school. He said anything you do for 18 years in a row, it's pretty hard to do, but I never missed a day. A lot of trips I missed out on.
Oh. A lot of sick days. I rested my head on the desk instead of in bed. No, buddy. That's what I'm saying.
How do you avoid it? Just stay home. Nope. You it's okay to take a break when you're sick. He also participated in wrestling, track, and ROTC.
He graduated with a 4.2 GPA. How is that even possible? Well, he was he was there every day, and he got good grades, and he did extra credit. That's how. He is already committed to the Air National Guard.
He plans to pursue degrees in both criminal justice and biology. He has a goal of being a federal game warden. A federal? Yes. How's that differ I guess okay.
It's not state fish and game. He's he's going federal. These are people that sneak things in and out of the country. Oh. Poachers, if you will.
Good for that guy. So, anyway yeah. What's his name? Wyatt Chestnut. Good job, Chestnut.
Good news to get you going on classy 90 7. Federal aided aided Chestnut. Wake up, classy 97. It's Josh and Chantel. Hi.
Good morning. Good morning. So you were last night at scouts. Yes. Emery had money.
When Emery has money, she's gotta spend it. Gotta get it spent. This is true. Emery likes to play Fortnite. Yes.
Emory likes Billie Eilish. Yes. They put out a bunch of skins for, Billie Eilish in Fortnite. Correct. So she was in a hurry to go get a gift card so that she could get a Fortnite card so that she could buy the skins for Fortnite, the Billie Eilish.
All true. All true facts. Here's what happened at scouts to me. I'm busy. I don't I'm I'm doing stuff.
K. And then my phone is going nuts. Yes. And I'm like, what is happening? So I looked briefly, and I went, are you kidding me?
Because I have to turn the Fortnite card into, a code that then you can redeem in the game to get the fake money Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For the game. But how come you have to do it?
Because it's tied to my accounts both in Fortnite and on PlayStation. Okay. And so it's a it's a pain. You have to go to this website with the 1 code, type log in, type in that code. It gives you another code that then you type in in the PlayStation, and then you get your stuff.
We had to get a couple of other groceries too while we were at the store, and I said, hey. I just wanna be fast because I've got a plan of things I wanna do tonight, so I don't wanna be at the store for very long. She goes, yeah. That's fine. I'm gonna get my card and get out because I'm anxious to get home and play.
And I go, great. We get in. We get out. Done. Driving home.
We pull up to the house, and that's when she realizes I'm not gonna be able to play Yeah. Because I need dad. Right. And I said, I'm happy to help. I can I can help you?
And she goes, this is what she says to me. You won't be able to. And I went, wow. I can certainly try, I said. And she goes, no.
It really has to be dad. And I go, okay. Yeah. She said I forgot I need to redeem it first. Anyone care to help, please?
I know. And then Beck is texting her and, like, just go here and here. And she goes, yeah. I know, but I need dad's account. And so she said, so meh face and, there's this whole conversation about why can't dad help you, oh, he's at scouts.
It's this whole thing on and on and on, and then she makes crying emojis. And then, and then she sends me a separate 1 just to me, all caps, 3 crying faces, please. I need my V Bucks. Oh my gosh. And then I got home, took care of the thing, did the stuff, gave her the code, got her all squared away.
Yeah. And? And went to leave, and she didn't even say thank you. Really? So I left left the room, headed upstairs, and I said, you're welcome.
You're welcome? Yeah. What did she say then? Oh 0, yeah. Thank you.
That's how it goes. That's all I'm good for is Fortnite money. Yeah. Just fixing things that would the rest of us can't fix. Listen.
I offered to help. I was no good. My help was no good to her. Do you know where you'd even go to do it? Nope.
So? But I was willing to try. I understand. Don't come at me, bro. No.
I am coming at you. Classy 97. It is Josh and Chantel. Okay. You know how when there's a train track area K.
Like, that intersects with a road? Well no. So, like, you're pulling up onto a train track, and there's lines painted in the road that says where you should stop. So, yes, where it intersects with the road. Go on.
Sure. Sure. Okay. There is a part of town that was redone. This part of town was redone last summer, I think.
Now it was redone because the paintings on the road needed to be repainted. They have painted this part of the road where you need to stop for the train tracks. However, I don't know when the last time a train has even crossed these tracks. And, also, if you look to the left, you can clearly see where the train tracks end. Okay.
I is this on Yellowstone? Yes. Alright. I'm just trying to get myself sorted out. I was try I don't know why I was being creeped.
I don't know either because this is a good question. It is a good question. If and and it's the train tracks that used to run-in front of the public library Yeah. Here in Idaho. Which have been, made obsolete.
The train does not go down those tracks. No like, you can see where the tracks end. Correct. So is your question then My question is Why are the lines painted back here like they like, a train might come through and the light is here. The traffic lights up here.
Is Mhmm. Because I've done both, and I've seen people do both where you stop where the line tells you to stop, but it's clear far away from the light. And I've seen people just completely disregard those lines and just stop on the tracks. At the crosswalk area. Yeah.
And you're where I stop. And you're on the tracks. Yeah. I've done both. I've seen people do both.
I go all the way, up to where the crosswalk is at that particular spot because a train's not a coming not coming down. Train's not a coming. So why did they paint those Because here's why. There's there's rules and laws that the transportation department has to follow, and so I'm saying they've got tracks in the road still right there. So they still have So they have to do it because there's tracks in the road there.
They don't, then somebody's you know? Right. Okay. So that's my hot take Covering their own bases. Is that, transportation department says, the rules are if there's tracks in a road, you line up behind the tracks.
Okay. And and I don't know that there's an exempt sign for those tracks right there or not. And that might be another thing, but there's not like I don't think there's a train light there anymore. No. So that's another thing that is an indicator of trains not coming.
Well, you can look to the left and see where the track ends. But at the other side of the road, it runs into the sidewalk, and it's done. I have to take that road to my other job every day, and every day I go, where should I stop? I don't I don't wanna stop this far behind because I know there's not a train coming. Train's not a coming.
Alright. That's why I stopped at the crosswalkie thing. I've I've done both. Or if there's a car in front of me that stops in the back, I just stop before I hit them. That's a smart thing to live your life with.
Yeah. That's pretty good. Don't rear end people. No. Because it's a bad day.
Hey. Good morning. Let's talk for a minute about your favorite summer treat that doesn't exist anymore. Okay. It does exist.
Nobody knows how to make it. Is that nobody knows how to make it. That's the problem. Now I have a drink that I like. So I go to this, this 1 drink place, and I drive through, and I go, this is the thing that I want.
This is a thing that they presented a couple of years ago. Was it last summer? It was summer of 23. They were like, this is a big fan. Featured item.
We're gonna make this. You're gonna love it, and I fell in love with it. And then a whole bunch of people knew how to make it. A year later, turnovers happen. Nobody knows what I'm even talking about.
Every time you order it, it comes out the way wrong way. Wrong. I I can look at it, and and I can immediately know that drink is made incorrectly. That is not my drink. It's not what I ordered.
It's not what I want. Please try to remake that. And they're really good about it the first time, but then they brought it out again and it was still wrong. And I was like, you got close, but you missed the mark. And here's what I found out.
The the the thing that I order is it's like a milkshake, sort of, but it uses a lemonade concentrate. And that's the important part because if you use the lemonade concentrate, it's mild lemon flavor. If you go grab that lemon Turani, you're doing it wrong. Don't even touch it. I didn't ask for it.
I don't want lemon flavoring. I don't want it to taste like lemons. I want it to taste like lemonade. It's not their fault. It's because they've never been trained how to make that particular drink.
So I found how to order it. Okay. I found an online forum where somebody said, how do I order this? Is it gone forever? Okay.
So other people are having a similar problem. Somebody said you have to say these words, the medium, you have to say the milkshake part, you have to say with lemonade concentrate, and the flavor of your choice. Okay. So I have to say those 3 specific things. So I'm willing to try it again.
Okay. It makes my stomach twisted thinking about going to order it again. Oh, no. I'm because I'm so tired of it coming in like, in it go, here's your drink, and I go, nope. That's bright yellow.
Because That's not it. You hate to crush I hate it. Crush somebody's spirits and go, this is is wrong. Like, we just you and I both hate that. Like, this is wrong.
And we're nice about it. It's like It just it twists up my guts to be like, I gotta tell this person this is not what I ordered. The last time we went, you said it came out, and you said, it's wrong. I know it's wrong. And you immediately gave it back and said, this isn't the right thing.
I can tell by the coloring. Right. And then a young woman comes to the window, and she goes, oh, I got you. I know what you need. I got you.
I got you. And then she brought it out, and Josh goes, you said, this is it. That's right. You did it. It's this looks this looks correct.
She was so proud of herself. I know. So I left. I didn't tell her that it was wrong. So And it's my it's my problem.
It's my it's my deal for having, like, a weird drink, but you want what you what you want. You know? Weird because it's something they had on their menu. I know. I know.
So I'm willing to try 1 more time. Just 1 more? Because if it fails, I'm gonna give it up. I'm gonna have to find something else, and I won't get my delicious treat ever again. No.
Or I have to find someone who's worked there for more than a year that that is gonna go, oh, yeah. I made those a 100 times last summer. Mhmm. I'll make you 1 right now. Because when it's on, it's on.
Say your fancy words and see what they do. That's what I'm gonna say. Because they said, look. If they take away the button in the menu, here's how you order it. Ah.
Which they've taken away the button in the menu. So then that's what's happening. Right. They're they're taking what I'm saying and going, I think I can interpret what you're asking for. Right.
But they're they're throwing lemon flavoring in it. I don't want it to taste like lemons. It should never be bright yellow and taste like lemons. No. It's only a lemonade.
Like a white no. It has lemonade in it, but it's like a white color, and it tastes like passion fruit. That's what it should taste like. Classy 97. It's Josh and Chantal.
You and Emery came at me the other day. Yeah? All regarding a vacuum cord. Listen. That vacuum in general, is is making me a little crazy.
Why? Because it's always around. I feel like the vacuum should never be just hanging around. I put it around so that somebody will vacuum. No.
You vacuum, and then you just put it around. So that I need it again when it's a vacuum. Away to its little hidey hole. It's heavy. Okay.
I don't like to put it away in the hidey hole because the hidey hole is downstairs. I know. And it's heavy carrying that beast upstairs. Alright. Here's here's the deal.
I I like, to not stub my toe on it. Don't stub your toe on it. I like to not have a wire running around the house. I don't. I like to, to not have the wire haphazardly hanging, and that's what Emery and I got, got on you about a little bit.
Yeah. Both of you. Well, she said, who puts the wire away like this? And I said, I know. Right?
Quick, deduction we were able to determine. It might be Chantel. You you right there looking at me Yeah. Who, puts it away all weird. Because you just wrap it up in your hand and then hang it on there instead of going around the 2 hooks and putting it away nice and bothered.
Why? Because it takes too long. So you can't be bothered to put away the cord. No. Listen.
Right? Because it takes too long, and it's too heavy to take downstairs. Yeah. Listen. Oh, I'm listening.
It's still done with the vacuum, then I'll do the proper cording. When did when do you determine that you're done with it? Because I I see it sitting in the hallway with that crazy wrapped cord for days. Were you done with it? No.
Yes? I wasn't because there was other things that I needed to vacuum. Done with it? No. Because something either got in my way or I got distracted.
It's the ADHD is what it is. Then you went, I'm gonna move on and do this other thing, and then the vacuum went into a blurry place in your brain. That's 100% what happened. Done with it. For that moment.
Put it away. I got distracted. Yeah. But I wasn't actually done with it. Yeah.
That's why it still sits in the hall Yeah. With the unwrapped cord Yeah. Not going in his hiding room. Bugging me. Well, whose problem is that?
It's yours. No. It isn't. It's bugging you, not me. It bugs Emery, and it bugs me, and now we've brought it to your attention.
Do something about it. We are. We're bringing it to your attention to do something about it. No. I'm just I'll just keep being me.
Yeah. We know. We all know. You can keep bringing it to my attention. Doesn't mean I'm gonna change old dog new tricks and all that.
You can be taught. No. I know it. I just know it. But, also, you're not a dog.
Don't compare yourself to a dog. That's right. Also, just let me do my business. Leave me alone. Classy 90 7.
It's Josh and Chantel. So there I am in the shed last night. I had to get a a bunch of backpacking gear together. I was teaching about backpacking. And as I'm gathering all of the things, I noticed 2 things in the shed.
What are they? 1, a bunch of winter clothes in bins and bags that are just stacked on top of everything. So I don't know who put those in there. I don't either. Yeah.
And 2 It's strange. It's not it I had a pretty organized, shed going on there. And then all of a sudden, there was a bunch of stuff I didn't put in there. Somebody put stuff in there that wasn't, that just stacked it up. Who would have done such a thing?
I don't know. It's a strange thing. Well, did you fix it? No. You should have.
Them out. They're outside till they're put away correctly like that vacuum. I couldn't get to where I needed to put them away correctly because there was so much stuff in the shed. That's why. Where were you gonna put them?
Correctly. Where? I don't know. Exactly. Exactly.
There wasn't a spot for them. You didn't leave a spot for them. There is a spot for them. Where is it? You didn't ask, did you?
Why do I have to ask? You should've just You just assume? I'll just put it up on top of all this stuff. Anyway, that's that's part 1. Okay.
Part 2. The air conditioning units are sitting in there. Yeah. We haven't needed them. Yeah.
Do you wanna know where they go? No. In the windows. Well, I know where they go when they're installed. Yeah.
Yeah. And then and then what goes on the shelf where the air conditioning units sit during the winter? The winter clothes. Oh my goodness. I knew you could be taught.
I knew it. I just knew it. So what's the problem? Everything's in the shed. The AC units are in the shed.
The winter clothes are in the shed. Shed. There's too much stuff in the shed because they they didn't go in at the appropriate time. So why didn't you take out the air air conditioning unit so that I could put in the winter clothing? Time to put the air conditioning units in the windows.
I feel like it's time now. That's what I'm saying. Hasn't been time. Right. It's time now.
Alright. So And then you can put your winter clothes back in the shed that I threw out. You didn't. I saw. I saw.
Take out the air conditioning unit so that I can put my stuff away. Why is yours why are your winter clothes put away so early? So early? Yeah. It's June.
Yeah. I know. I don't They aren't normally. They aren't normally until I get the AC units out of there. I was on top of things this year.
No. Your winter clothes are on top of things. Where were they? Where did I put them? In a stack on top of all my stuff I needed to get to yesterday.
That's where. Classy 97. It's Josh and Chantel. Hey. If I say to you, where's tornado alley?
Where would you tell me? Like, Oklahoma, Kansas, Texas, that area. Oklahoma, Kansas, Texas? Yeah. Good job.
Thanks. There's 1 more. That area. Nebraska. Yep.
It's moving. It's shifting. Is it? Tornado Alley is shifting east and south. Yeah.
I was gonna say north, but it's going east and south, so it's it's moving down into, like, Alabama, Arkansas. Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, and Tennessee. Those are the new Well, you're the only 10 I see. Why are you trying to butter nose? Yes.
Yes. Victory. Proud nose. Nope. Buttermose.
Where did buttermose come from? Your mouth. I don't know what that means. No 1 does. I always get things wrong.
Always, always, always. Love your idioms. They're fantastic. Get them wrong. But, anyway, tell me more about tornadoes.
They did the study, and now the tornado alley, excuse me, Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, and Tennessee. But I don't know why. I keep reading this going, why is it moving? It's gotta be climate y stuff. Right?
Stuff for sure, but I don't it doesn't say What what is what is safely causing it. Yeah. I wanna know the science behind it. And, also, I wanna follow we drove in some weather the other day. Yes.
It was pretty nasty weather that we were driving in the other day. Not enjoyable. And so all I could think about were these storm chasers who follow the tornadoes for funsies, for science, for research purposes. But also for fun. I kinda wanna go with somebody who's chasing storms.
You do. But I wanna do it at a safe distance. How far away? I don't know. Because they like to get real close.
I know they do. And so, like, they have, like, their vehicles, the tornado chasing vehicles, like, drill anchors into the ground to hold them down. Oh, see. Really? I would go.
Then they get that close. I kinda wanna go. It still makes me a little nervous. I wanna who can I go with? I don't know.
A storm chaser? You're gonna have to go to tornado alley to do it. It's a new tornado alley. The new the new the all new tornado alley. Well, what's interesting about that shift, though, as well is that there are people in those areas that didn't you know, they're not well equipped to know what to do, and they don't have the bunkers, and they don't have a lot of the security systems that are in place from the weather service to be able to alert people that it's time to go in your bunker and all the sirens and all that stuff.
So it'll be interesting to see how those areas have to grow and evolve, as well through that change. But I'm glad that it didn't move here. Me too. We just get snow. For all the time.
The whole year. Wake up, Classy 97. It's Josh and Chantel. I've got a mystery I need to solve. It has nothing to do with the shed.
It has to do with the basement. Oh, no. Is am I involved in this? Yeah. Maybe.
I don't know. It's a mystery to me. What's what is it? The other day, I was cleaning up in the in the basement, and in the bathroom in the basement, which you rarely use. Only if I'm downstairs.
Right. I don't make a point to go down there to use it Right. Unless there's somebody using the bathroom upstairs. Fair. But I go into the bathroom downstairs, and on the sink are 3 foam brushes.
Yeah. And I I thought, well, I know where these go, so I'll put these away. They've been sitting here for weeks. I'll put these away. It's it hasn't been weeks.
It's been weeks. It hasn't been weeks. So I put them away. The other day, I go back down there. There's another foam brush sitting on the sink.
Now I'm thinking to myself, alright. This is strange. I put these away. There's another 1, but then I haven't seen a thing single thing being painted. So I can't figure out, 1, why these brushes are just laying there like they're drying out, I suppose.
Yeah. To what's ever been painted. Well Oh, I figured it out. What'd you figure out? It's your journal.
You're using it for mod podge in your journal. Right. I figured it out. Ding dong, detective. But put them away, man.
They're drying. Dry them in your room. I don't want to. They dry by the sink. That's where they dry.
No. That's where they go to die. No. They sit there forever. They're not forever.
Yeah. Because there's 1 there, and then you're like, oh, I need to put some mod podge. I got a whole bucket of these sponge brushes, and then you do another 1. Yeah. And then it sits with its already dried out friend until there's 3 or 4 of them.
I couldn't figure out what what they were being used for. I just figured out how to solve that. Why are they still sitting there? There's 1 there. There's just 1 there now because I used, I used it for Mod Podge yesterday.
Maybe you should take them to your room. It's drying. It's no. It's dry. It's probably dry, but I don't go down there, so I don't know that it's dry.
I you should. Until I go down there and say, oh, when the moth patch again, I gotta get a brush. Yeah. Oh, this one's dirty. Better dry it off.
Yeah. Good mystery. I'm gonna start throwing them away. Why? Because they're driving me crazy.
Just move them. The bathroom is right next door to my craft room. Chuck them down my hall. You have to take 2 steps. Tell me about it.
I'm not it's hilarious that you're so perturbed by this. It's a thing. There's a million things that don't live where they're supposed to, and you're getting upset by the brushes? Mhmm. Yes.
That's the 1. That's the thing that's got your goat on. That's the thing right now. That's what's got me. I'm hung up on it.
I know you are, clearly. But, So today, we have learned about the vacuum cord Uh-huh. And the vacuum that lives in the hall now with its crazy wrapped cord. We've learned about the winter clothes and the AC units, and we've learned about the brushes. You're coming at me hard today, Josh.
No. I'm just learning all of the things around the house that I go, why is this? And then I solve the mysteries. Should I also compile my own list and bring it to the show tomorrow? You haven't already.
I In my head, I have. I know. Wake up classy 97. It's Josh and Chantel. Okay.
You know how they say, like, you can't enjoy the sweet without the sour? Okay. Sure. They say that. Have to have, like, some bad things to balance out the good things.
Okay. Where are you going? Where I'm going is I like to be barefoot in the summer. You you're barefoot all the time. But I also want soft feet.
Why can't I have both? And then people will say pedicures, and I go, I hate pedicures. Gotta relax all the way down at a pedicure. And even a pedicure, it only makes your feet soft for maybe a couple of days, and then they're hard again because you're just barefoot walking around in the grass again. I don't know what to tell you.
I don't either. I don't have that issue. I've been trying a new foot care routine every night before bed. Have you? Yeah.
I have. I have not noticed. Rude. I haven't. What's your new foot care routine?
Look. I'm in the market for a new belt sander if you wanna get crazy about it. They're not that bad, Josh. Don't be rude. I'm just I'm offering you suggestions.
I'm trying to help. No. Can you can you soak them in something? I am soaking. That's the new foot care routine.
0II don't know. I don't have this issue because I don't have harder feet. That's because you don't go barefoot ever. Right. You wear shoes right up until you go to bed, and then you take them off.
And then I go, what's that smell? Whatever. And you said, oh, I've been wearing my shoes all day. But I'm rude about a belt sander. Oh, well Yeah.
You hit first. What? I have to defend myself. Man. Yeah.
This has been a hostile kind of show. Going on? I don't know. Why you all why you all cranky at me? You started it.
Get back on these feet. What's going on? What's your new routine? Oh, I soak them. In what?
Water. Oh, okay. I didn't know if there was, like, a chemical or something. Is there a chemical that'll soften your feet? No.
There might be. There might be, but why I don't wanna put chemical. You you do that gross baby feet thing. Yeah. It's called baby feet.
Yeah. And you just it's like a bag. Yeah. It is. Exactly.
You you walk around with bag feet. You're not supposed to walk around. Well, maybe you should do what the instruction said. I do, but there was 1 time I had to get up and walk around. Maybe sit down when you're doing bag feet.
So then, like, 2 days later, your whole foot peels off. Yeah. It's gross. Yeah. But it's it works.
Does it? Yeah. For how long? Couple days. Quit going barefoot.
I'd I'd like to go barefoot. I don't know what to tell you. I don't either. I can't solve this for you. I want the sweet without the sour.
Alright. Well, you can't. Ah. I'm just gonna have to have the hard feet. I guess you're gonna have to get used to my hard feet.
Already have. Classy 97. It's Josh and Chantel. It was discovered recently that there's another thing that I can't do that it seems like everybody else can. What is it?
Flaring your nostrils. Yeah. That's right. I do it differently. Emery can flare out.
I have, like, a, like, a rabbit nose movement. Right. No. You're moving your whole mouth. I don't how do you do it?
You there's muscles in your face, the same kind of way that you raise 1 eyebrow independently. Wow. You're very contorted in your face. It's just the way my face moves, bud. I'm trying.
I am trying. I don't know how you do it. Question to you Yes. Was, why didn't you ever just sit in front of a mirror and make faces? I was too busy doing other stuff.
Well, that's how you get good at making faces. Well, I'm not good at making faces. I can't I can't do the flaring of the nostrils. I'm sorry to hear that. How do you do it, though?
You were explaining how to do it. That's it. You move the muscles that are in your face right there at your nostril. Did I do it? No.
It felt like I did it. Oh, okay. You then you did it. I think I did. Try again.
Let me see. Now? Did I do it then? No. You you raised your eyebrows and moved your mouth.
That's not it. Those were face muscles. Is it? I moved to the face muscles. I don't know that you did.
I think you think you did. Do you think you did? Yes. Then you did it. I did it.
Good job. Classy 97, Josh and Chantel, the would you rather this or that question of the day. Would you rather have horribly chapped lips or scratchy dry eyes? I have a little bit of both right now. So So which 1 is worse?
Yeah. You tell me. Oh. Which which one's which one's more unbearable? I feel like the dry the scratchy dry eyes, I can't.
I can deal with the chapped lips. The scratchy dry eyes are driving me crazy. Long do I have to have this? Forever. Ever.
Week. A week? Mhmm. I'll take a week of chapped lips. Thank you.
Gonna go with chapped lips too. Yeah. I don't want itchy eyes for a week. Because that's what I'm I'm suffering through that right now. Are you?
And it's mostly just because I should have taken out my contacts last night, but I slept in them. Shh. Don't tell my doctor. Don't tell me. Your doctor right now.
Yeah. Hey, doc. You don't even know who it is. So Chantal over here isn't taking care of her eyeballs properly. No.
I haven't been because I like to wake up to see. Shh. Don't tell. Let me tell you LASIK. Because I got LASIK.
Yeah. Game changer. I know. Game changer. We're not all lucky enough to be like you, Josh.
Well, you can be. There's openings for the September LASIK session. If you haven't heard me talk about it, that's a thing. Hey. Hey.
I'm taking chapped lips. Me too, bud. Thanks. It's gonna be a fun kiss. Would you rather this or that?
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