Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Wednesday, January 29, 2025
Episode summary introduction:
There were two more earthquakes in Idaho yesterday, pigs don’t sweat, we’ve got working cars again, Chantel wants to play DiscoFoot, the bed warming technique was a success, it’s national puzzle day, we play Think Fast! and Josh does pretty well, they keep putting fruit in soda, Josh is a crafty guy, we’re still thinking about getting chickens, cyborgs are real, and the Pro-Bowl kicks off tomorrow.
Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
2:36 - More Idaho earthquakes
5:19 - Sweating like a pig
9:46 - Good News to Get You Going
12:31 - The car battery update
18:32 - DiscoFoot looks interesting
22:53 - The bed warming technique
27:49 - National puzzle day
33:08 - Think Fast!
35:55 - New orange cream Coke is coming soon
41:20 - Josh is a crafty guy
45:46 - We might get chickens
54:00 - A real life cyborg
57:03 - Would You Rather This or That
1:00:00 - NFL Pro Bowl kicks off tomorrow
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Full show transcript:
Hey. It's Josh and Chantel, and this is wake up classy 97, the podcast. We take, all 4 hours of our regular radio show, and we cram it into 1 hour. Yeah. It's like cramming noise.
We cram it into 1 hour. Yeah. Hi. Hi. It's Wednesday, January 29th January.
Guys, it's almost over. Still January? Almost over. On today's show, there were 2 more earthquakes in Idaho yesterday. Yeah.
How many are we gonna have today? Let's not. Let's just keep Earth stable. Stop rocking the boat. Pigs don't sweat.
Yeah. They do. Like pigs. We've got working cars again. Are you so excited?
Well, I kinda liked being chauffeured around. Oh, did you? Kinda like I would get into a warm car and Yeah. It was not warm. Take me here.
Oh, oh, James. Drop me off at my office. Yeah. Nice. I wanna play disco foot.
I don't. So bad. I'll watch you play. I will absolutely be a cheerleader for you so good at it. Playing disco foot.
I'd be so good at disco foot. Oh, I wanna play. The bed warming technique was a success. Yes. Warm bed.
Felt like a hug. It's National Puzzle Day. Whoo. Whatever. Not whoo.
Puzzles are great. They're good for your brain. We played Think Fast. I did pretty good. I did.
You did pretty good. Yeah. I think you got a 10 out of 10. Hey. How about that?
Pretty good. 10 out of 10 on Think Fast. Think Fast. They keep putting fruit in soda. Quit it.
I'd love doing it. Quit it. Josh is a crafty guy. According to some people I work with, yes, I am a crafty guy. We're still thinking about getting chickens.
I know. We're we're, on the fence about it. Oh. I was trying to make a farm joke, but it I all I could come up with was a fence. It's still it's Is that joke, offensive?
Stop. Stop it. Cyborgs are real. Okay. Kinda.
And the Pro Bowl kicks off tomorrow. Thanks for checking out our show. We hope you'll subscribe wherever you're listening and rate the show so other people can find it, and that helps us grow. Thanks for doing that. You can find us on socials and subscribe to our YouTube channel.
Just search for wake up classy 97. Enjoy. Sorry. That was my fault. What was that?
Were you just that done with the recording? Alright. Here's the show. Chantel, go play with your phone. Chantel.
What? Guess what? What? There was another earthquake. Gosh.
I know. Last night, near Yellowstone National Park. Scary. It's not the big one. Okay.
It's not the big one. This one was a 3.9, magnitude earthquake recorded about 15 miles outside of Mammoth, Wyoming. That's about 82 miles northeast of Rexburg. The second earthquake in or near Idaho, in 24 hours. I know.
Let's not do this anymore. I know. Let's keep the earth stable. Stable? Yeah.
Let's not shake the earth anymore. Who's shaking the earth? Well, I mean, it it shakes often. There's there's earthquakes all over the place. But But let's stop shaking here.
The area It's over the past 24 hours. Let's not. The agency's website, the USGS, they reported, that Custer County one that was a 4.2, and then you had a 3 point o earthquake near Stanley Oh. At, 6:25 AM yesterday. And then at 6 PM last night, there was the 3.9.
So that's 3 in the past 20 hours? In the past 2 days. So there was one on on Monday, 2 yesterday. What's in store for today? Nothing.
It's gonna be calm. It's gonna be cool. It's gonna be collected. Shh. It's manifest calm.
No no earthquakes day? Collective. No national disasters of any kind. Alright. Let's, rock the boat.
Apparently, if you were in the areas, you know, in, like, Teton and those areas, you could have maybe felt something. But it it did come out of the mammoth area in, in Yellowstone. So Now listen. I feel the earth move every time you enter the room. Come on now.
I don't I don't walk that heavy. Move under my feet. I'll finish What what do you how's this happen? What? What?
This. What? This. I don't know what this is. This thing you're doing.
How does this happen? Oh. Multiple times every day. It's just my brain. Oh.
Lucky you. Alright. Lucky you. Well, that's the latest on the earthquakes anyway, and and thanks for that. You're welcome.
Thank you. Thank you for that. Good morning. So have you ever heard, I'm sweating like a pig? Yeah.
That's actually an incorrect statement because pigs don't sweat. Yeah. Pigs don't sweat, so you're not sweating at all. That's like saying you sleep like a baby. Exactly.
That's another one of these Idioms that are or whatever they are that are just wrong. They're just yeah. And they're idioms that Blindness. Where they came from. Bats can see quite well.
True. That's another one. That's not on my list, Josh. Yeah. How about that?
What else is on the list? Healthy as a horse. Our horse is not healthy? If you have a horse, you know that this doesn't jive. I don't have a horse.
I don't have a horse either. Our horse is not healthy? I don't know. I think horses, have to have regular vet visits, but are horses healthy? I don't I don't know.
They can be health healthy if they're properly cared for, but they can also be susceptible to a number of diseases and health issues. Okay. See? There you go. I'm sweating like a pig.
I'm healthy as a horse. Yeah. They can get worms and stuff. Oh. Oh.
I got one. In general, though, remarkably healthy. Okay. Then people say lions are king of the jungles. Is the lion not the king of the jungle?
Well, lions don't live in jungles. Oh, tigers do. Mhmm. You got it. Yeah.
That's right. That's right. How about that? And then if you hear someone say, I did a real 360 when they've That means you turned all the way around, and you're right back where you started. I know.
I really turned to 360. It meant a 180. 180. You meant a 180. Or any other degree.
This one drives you a little bit crazy when people say 2,026? 2000 and Is that what it is? The extra and. 2,026? Right.
It's it's 2,025. No. It's not. 2,025. There's no.
Or if people say 6 AM in the morning. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. I woke up at 6 AM this morning.
No. You woke up at 6 this morning, or I woke up at 6 AM. Or unthaw. I'm gonna unthaw this. Right.
So freeze it. Or You're gonna freeze it. De thaw. Unthaw or de thaw. I'm gonna I'm gonna put out this meat to unthaw.
No. Just unthaw. No. You're gonna thaw you're gonna thaw that turkey. Happy as a clam?
Now are clams happy? Let's look it up. I do not. Are clams happy? Clams probably don't experience happiness in the same way humans do, but the phrase happy as a clam is used to describe feeling content or safety because they're closed little shell.
Oh. So that one still works. Okay. I like that one. Mhmm.
Happy as a clam. I think I said that I say that one quite often, actually. I don't know if I've ever heard that out of your mouth. So maybe you say it on the inside. I I think snug as a bug.
No. You say that one. No. I never say that. You do?
When? It's like a like, you're wrapped up in a blanket, and you'll go, I'm snug as a bug. You were all wrapped up last night. What'd you say? You said I don't know.
Feels like a hug. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. What's another one?
The early bird catches the worm? No. How what's the story about that? I don't know. But they also have this one that says the second mouse gets the cheese.
That's right. Because the first mouse gets snapped in the trap Poor mouse. Which is sad. That is true. The early bird catches the worm is a proverb, meaning that people who start early have a better chance of success.
I think that's false. Yeah? Yeah. I wake up early. I don't experience success.
Here we are. It would Early burden it. We Let's catch that worm. Where's my success? Well, the car started.
That's a good success. That is a great success. We'll get to that later. Thank you for that, Josh. Yeah.
Well You worked your little tail off on that project yesterday. I know. We'll get to that later. Okay. Sweating like a pig in here.
Are you? No. Take off your coat, bud. I did take off my coat. I'm just wearing my hoodie now.
I'm just happy as a clam. Mhmm. Snug as a bug. There's an aquarium in Japan, and it closed for some renovations. And the staff, was still in there taking care of the fish, obviously.
That has to happen. Yeah. And one of their sunfish started acting all strange. It wouldn't eat. It started rubbing against the tank.
And they thought, like, oh, no. There there must be something wrong with this fish. There's gotta be a medical issue. Maybe it has parasites or maybe it has digestive problems. Maybe it has something blocking its its, you know, its whole path and stuff.
So, they had some vets come in. Everything checked out normal. The sunfish was not sick. 1 employee had a light bulb moment and said, I wonder if the Sunfish is lonely because we don't have visitors. Aw.
And so on a whim, the staff, taped cardboard cutouts of people and, some different staff uniforms up on the glass of the tank. And the sunfish was like, hey. My people are back. Alright. Hey.
I'll eat some food, and it was all good. Swimming all strong, waving its fins as it swims around past the people, like, just having a time. It was just lonely. No. It's all sad.
1 of the employees, said that they obviously are happy that the cardboard cutouts are working, but also excited for the renovations to get finished up. For real people to come up. For real people to come up. Yeah. It says I hope many people take interest in the Sunfish.
And when the renovation renovation work is finished, I would like visitors to wave to the sunfish in front of the tank so he can wave back. Yeah. Pretty cool. Aw. The aquarium is scheduled to reopen this summer, and the sunfish, will be back to real human people.
I just had to look up a sunfish. I didn't know what they looked like. They're an interesting creature. Right? They they look sideways.
Yeah. Oh, I hope you get some visitors soon. Yeah. Poor little lonely sunfish. Well, he's excited about having, you know, for now having some faces looking back at him in the aquarium.
I think they probably should move him around a little bit. Like gonna say that. Because then he's gonna be like, wait a minute. Yeah. What they need to do is get the cardboard cutout pulley system like Kevin McCallister had in Right.
Home Alone 2 in the shower. Yeah. And then they can get him to move. Mhmm. You're exactly right.
You're still doing the movement. I just wanted you to make sure you knew what I was talking about. I absolutely knew. I knew it without the movement. It's good news to get you going.
About 24 hours ago, told you about the sad news of the car battery situation at our home. Yeah. And that car battery situation has, hopefully, potentially been remedied. You, have your own vehicle. Drove my own self tow work today.
Hey. Let's Thanks to you. Clap to you. Well, no. I just met your car started, and that was a big deal.
And, you went out and started the car this morning, and I heard it from inside. I heard it click over and start, and I was like, yes. Thank you. You worked really, really hard on the battery situation at our house yesterday. Well, I had, like, 6 different tasks to get done in the span of about 3 hours.
Yeah. From picking, our daughter up at school, to running the Blackfoot, to getting car batteries, to getting gas, to picking you up at work, to it was just so many places and things, and they all had to happen within a specific time so that no one was standing around waiting for me to show up for too long. And, anyway, it was it was a process, but I did indeed get it done. And even when you went like, you got hung up on a couple of things where you went to the battery store Yeah. And they said, oh, well, what kind of battery do you need?
Yeah. There's 2 options. And I went, no. My car, and they said, yeah. Here's 2 different sizes.
And he went, ah, phooey. I didn't say ah, phooey because that's a weird thing to say. I just said, I don't actually know which one I need, but I can go pull the dead one out and bring it in, and then we'll know. And they said, that's a good idea. So that's what we did.
Anyway. And it was freezing, and you were out there So it's replacing batteries degrees. Taking batteries out. Yeah. I appreciate you, Josh.
That was really nice. You fixed my car battery, and you fixed our son's car battery. And we both thank you. What a day. Even though he has a hard time with his gratitude.
Which was really funny at the dinner table later on last night when you were like, thanks for fixing everything and getting that going. Nudge, nudge, nudge, nudge. Yeah. He's like, I helped too. Yeah.
Alright. I'm, like, nudging him to say, like, hey. You say thank you too because he helped you a lot today. Yeah. And he goes, well, I helped I helped too.
I did. You you should be thanking me. I did just as much work. I went, ah, I didn't see you doing as much work as your dad, but, may I just say thank you? Fine.
And then he mumbles out of, I go, it's all good. I'm not worried about it. I'm just glad everybody's mobile again. That's a big deal. So I like having my own independence.
Yeah. It's nice. Yeah. I know. It'll be it'll be a whole different thing when I don't have to leave right after the show to take you to the other job and everything.
I'll be like, wow. I just stay here and work now. It was kinda nice getting a little 10 minute drive in there. Well, you can follow me to work if you want to. No.
Just for just for, remembrance. Make sure I get there safely and then be like, alright. She got there safe. Yeah. It feels stalkerish.
Like, I'm gonna follow you to work. Make sure you go where you said you went. I don't need to Where? I don't need to gonna go, Josh? I don't know.
I don't know. Wherever it is you go. To work and home Yeah. And of my places I belong. Okay.
Well, anyway, that's the good news. Thank you. Our our son was also having some issues with, the heat in his vehicle, and power steering and washer fluid was out. There was a lot going on with his car. So it topped off all the fluids.
We got things working. And he was like, man, the steering works a little bit better. And I went, yeah. When it has power steering fluid, that helps. And then, and then he he said, hey.
I got it. It's idling, and I've got heat blowing out like it's a big day. And then I was like, there's a million problems going on. Like, holy cow, Jim. Care of your car.
Yeah. I when I did turn on my car this morning after not having it hasn't run for 5 days. Yeah. Something like that. Well, I started it the other day after I charged the battery.
Oh, okay. Anyway There was a new light. It's got a tire pressure light on, and I I checked my tire pressure, and my tire pressure is fine. Right. You have to have to have to pressure light.
Yeah. And then there's another light, something to do with the Yeah. You got lights. Anyway, there was a new light. Is it?
And I went, oh, no. What's this new light? And then it went away. What was it? I don't know.
Oh, no. It was like a it was like a steering wheel thing. I don't know. It looked like it's no. It went away.
It's fine. Cleared itself. It's it's fine. I gotta look this up. I was gonna bring in my manual to look it up, and I forgot.
But I was gonna take a picture of it too, but I don't Oh, we had that one, that one come up before. What is it? It's the it's the power steering thing, and and it was it was due to the cold and stuff, I think, the last time we looked it up. Oh, okay. But it could also be No.
A low power steering fuel, fluid. Fluid. Power steering fluid, level. Oh, man. So we can we can look at that.
That's easy. Isn't car maintenance fun? No. I hate spending my money on fun. Car maintenance.
Yeah. It's pretty awesome. Are expensive. And I don't One battery is expensive. I know.
But then you have to buy 2. And then they go, oh, bring your old battery, and then we'll give you $15. Yeah. That's correct. Just can we trade straight across?
Yeah. You you take my dead one. I'll take a good new one. Just recharge this one. Yeah.
Make this one work again. You had a battery recharger back there. I had a charger. It didn't work. Charging charging was not working.
So Well, thank you. I appreciate it. Big day. Big big day. All cars on the go.
Let's go. Listen to what I learned about yesterday. What did you learn about yesterday? This is a video I saw, and I went, what is this? Have you heard of disco foot?
No. I have not heard of disco foot. Let me guess. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Guess. Let me guess. A disco foot. Is this, is this some sort of dance craze?
Sort of. Alright. Dancing is involved. Like, I got disco foot. Dancing is involved.
K. It's half of the puzzle. Alright. The other half is feet. Well, yeah, feet are also involved.
Oh, okay. Let's see. Disco foot. I'm trying to maybe it's a oh, I know what it is. Do you?
I know what it is. What? It is soccer that you play, but you have to dance the whole time. How do you know this? Because I saw this video.
It's crazy looking. It's awesome. It's crazy. It's awesome. So much extra energy, and I can't watch it for very long because it's I did I figured it out.
Good job. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is a performance that combines soccer with dance where players are only allowed to move by dancing.
Yeah. And it's wild. It is awesome. It uses the basic rules of soccer, and players can perform a plea a pre established choreography Oh, okay. Or they can improvise.
Yeah. I saw a lot of improvisation. They can't run, so they dance around the field. And the judges score the teams based on their skills and finesse. And the goal, of course, is to score the goals, but you have to also do it with style.
That's right. And and trying to be a goalkeeper and have to dance in order to block a ball, the only way it works is because they aren't, like, stopping to kick. Like, you have to you have to do a dance move, and so you get a lot of ballet turns. Yeah. And then a foot will hit a ball during a motion, and then, you have to counter that with another motion I love it so much.
Order to yeah. It's a whole thing. Goalie is, like, dancing while he's waiting. It is, like, a lot of but look how much fun they're having. Oh, man, oh, man.
Looks like a a very large expenditure of unnecessary energy. No. But smiles abound. Yeah. No.
They do look like they're having a good time. Having the best time. Come on. This is so awesome. I I Listen.
Love it. I've played some soccer. I've played ultimate Frisbee. Both have got some eccentrics, but disco foot Okay. Is something on a whole different level.
My favorite is if you can see if you can find a video of disco foot, I recommend watching it because it is gonna make you laugh and laugh and laugh. The one that I just watched shows the there's a blue team, and they're all dancing. Right? Because you have to dance across the field. And then the blue team scores a goal, and then they they do a celebratory dance Uh-huh.
That's obviously choreographed. But then the red team also has a choreographed, like, losing, like, no. That's funny. So they're, like, dancing all sad because they've just watched a video. Oh.
There's there's way too many hot pants. Like Not enough hot pants in line. It's part of the uniform is gold hot pants. Like, both teams are wearing gold hot pants. I don't know.
I feel like I would be spending so much time trying to just play regular soccer that I would lose my mind Trying to remember the dance moves? Dance as well. But they also have, like, a disco mirror ball soccer ball that they're playing with Yeah. Exactly. A whole lot of sense too.
What a thing. I Yeah. Love it so much. It's it's not for me. It is absolutely for me.
Are you are you shooting? I will 100% go watch you play disco foot. I would absolutely destroy disco foot. I don't run, but guess what? I could die him.
Yes. You can. We spent the weekend at our friend's house, and he Last weekend. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Last weekend. Right. And my friend was so excited because he had had he bought this, I don't know what it was called. Essentially, it was a box that had a tube that came out of it, and you could plug it in.
And determining on what how you like to sleep, you can make the air from the tube. You put the tube in your bed. Yeah. And you can make the air from the tube either cold or warm depending on your sleep preferences. So it's called a bed jet.
Is it? Okay. Good job. Good job finding it. Yeah.
And it's a climate control, for beds. And you can blow hot air, you can blow cool air in there. So if you sleep hot, you can, you can put this under the blankets, and you can blow some cool air in there. It's an air conditioning type thing. Or if you sleep cold and you want warm feet, you can put that in there and have warm feet, which is what you do.
Is what, yeah, he helped us do. And we crawled into bed the night we stayed there, and my toes have never been better. Yeah. You enjoyed that a lot. I did enjoy that a lot.
And you can set a sleep timer on it, and it's kind of a cool thing. And, So that happened, what, Saturday night? And ever Yeah. Since then, I've been so cold and sad in bed, and I've just been complaining that I don't have the bed yet. Well, last night, I said, you know what?
I have an electric blanket. That's right. We do have a heated blanket. Yeah. Is turn on my electric blanket That's right.
Tuck it under the bed. Right. Well, actually, that was your idea. I was just gonna have to Let no. I said, let's put it under the under the duvet.
Let it warm up the bed. Yeah. And then when you get in the bed, the whole bed will be warm. Yeah. And it was.
And that's why I said it felt like a hug because the bed was warm underneath me, plus I had that warm blanket on top, which was nice. I fell asleep pretty easy. Like, I was swaddled. It was pretty it was pretty heavenly. Yeah.
I did have to have my feet out because my feet got too hot. I will say that because I had taken a nice warm bath before I crawled into bed, so then I was, like, overheating. Yeah. You said you were too hot. So when I crawled into that warm bed, I went, oh, it's too much.
Right. Too hot. Too hot. That was the that was the most brilliant idea we've ever had. It was a pretty good idea.
I I did enjoy falling asleep in in the warmth of that of that blanket because our room, otherwise, is really chilly. And so I think that, that made my night sleep a little bit better. Yeah. Why is your room so cold lately? It's never been that cold.
I don't know. I think we have bad windows. You I don't know. I think there's just really cold air coming in from those windows. No.
I think we should There's no draft. There is. No. Have you felt the window? So cold.
Yeah. The windowpane is cold because it's cold outside. There's no draft coming in. I talked I talked the other day, it felt so cold coming in from the window that I tucked. I was like, what do I have nearby?
Because you felt like there was there's no draft. You were putting down rolled up, like, leggings and sweatshirts in the window thinking it was gonna stop a draft. There is no draft. It's not like a like you got a crack under a door and all the cold air is coming in from under the door, so you get one of those little draft things that you put at the crack to keep the cold air out. The windows don't have that going on.
You're just putting your stuff in the window to get cold. No. I I think it's helping. It's not. It's warmer.
It's not. There's no It's still cold to be sure, but it's warmer than it was. Okay. It's helping. I promise you.
It isn't. In any case But you feel better about that. Electric blanket, that's like our new game. That's what we're doing. Is that right?
Night during the winter. Okay. Yep. We're gonna toast up that bed. It's nice.
It is so I'm not mad about it. Me neither. It's it is pretty good. It's either that or we buy a bedjet so it can blow the warm air. But no need when you got the electric blanket, except the cord was on my side, and I kept getting wrapped up in the cord.
Bummer. Yeah. Why are you getting wrapped up in it? Well Lay still. No.
I don't lay. Be still. Lay. Stop moving. Settle down.
He settled down. I wasn't rolling around all over the place. Lay down. Go to sleep. Quit moving around.
Getting tangled up in the cord. Mind your business. Trying to. I don't know how you got all tangled in. Anyway, good for you.
Good idea. Smart idea. I know. I liked it. It was good.
I know. Can't wait for later on when I get to crawl in that warm bed again. I know. It's a good time. It is.
Today is a day that's gonna make you very happy. What day is today? It's a national puzzle day. I do enjoy a puzzle. Now, there's several different kinds of puzzles.
Which puzzles are you speaking of? Like, just jigsaw puzzles? Yeah. What kind of puzzles are you thinking of? Well, there's also there's, like, crossword puzzles.
Oh. There's word search. There's sudoku. There's logic puzzles. There's I hate all of those puzzles.
I am not you? I'm not a puzzler. Oh. Not even. You're not at all?
No. Brain teasers, riddles? Those are puzzles? Yeah. I don't I don't care for any of that.
You say crossword puzzle and I don't Chess is a puzzle Oh. In a lot of ways. You ever play Minesweeper? That's a puzzle. Minesweeper, nobody's nobody's sitting down puzzling Minesweeper.
You just randomly click and hope for the best. Is that how you play Minesweeper? Yes. Is that right? Yes.
Really? How do you Is Minesweeper still on computers? I haven't even looked. I gotta look. Mine Sweeper.
Mine Sweeper is the best. It's online. Oh. But but it's not it's not installed on this computer. That's it.
On this one either. Man, oh, man. I gotta see. If you just, if you just Google Minesweeper, there's a there's a Google version. Okay.
For free? Oh. Oh, a big one even. I'm gonna put it on easy real quick. I'm a play some Minesweeper.
Okay. Good. Good. On puzzle day? Yes.
I'm playing some minesweeper right now. So I've I've gotten it down pretty good. Oh, do you? Right this second. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm doing pretty good. I'm also doing pretty good. I think I'm gonna flag that one. That's definitely a a mine.
I forget how you flag things. Just right click on it? Right click to flag it. Yeah. More people gotta play minesweeper.
I'm telling you. Oh, I hit a bomb. Oh, bomb. Bomb. Bomb.
Hey, listen. Bummer. We were watching a show last night, and the guy was doing a puzzle on the show. Yeah. But he's no good at it.
He's no good at it. He, he 1, he's color blind. And 2, I don't understand how he's so bad at puzzles, but he couldn't even tell the difference between a middle piece and an edge piece. By the time he got the whole thing done and put together, it was just a monstrosity. But he also one of the greatest lines ever said about a puzzle is, I wonder what it's gonna look like when it's done.
And I laughed much harder at that. It was very, very funny. Should have, but that made me giggle a lot a lot a lot. I do like puzzles. I like jigsaw puzzles.
I like solving stuff. I didn't care for minesweeper. I just remembered. After I played that one little game, I went, nah. Battleship is good.
There are card puzzles. Like, solitaire is a bit of a puzzle. I got them mine. I was doing really good too. Yeah.
Man, Battleship is a puzzle. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like Rubik's cubes?
No. Paint by numbers, they're saying is not quite a puzzle, but it's got a similar mental satisfaction to a puzzle. Mental satisfaction? Yeah. What about those spot the difference pictures?
Do you like those? No. I can't get those. I can Those are a puzzle? Never been able to get those.
Really? You know this about me. I didn't know that about you. Spot the what did you say? Spot the differences.
I thought you were talking about the, I like the the spot the differences. I don't mind those. I thought you were talking about the ones where you have to stare at it. Oh, no. 3 d I thing?
Yeah. No. You're no good at that. No. I can spot those things in a second.
Way to go, Braggy. It's a superpower. Yeah. A little braggy. It's a little braggy.
Oh, I can get that. Are you just angry because you can't see? Yeah. I am. Woah.
Well And I don't need you to brag about it. Okay. Histogram. That's what those are called. I had to think about what that was called.
Me angry about those. So I actually really do try to see those. And you're like, you can look at it for a second, and you're like, oh, I know what that is. I can't. I my eyeballs are wild.
I got wild eyeballs. So you're so cool. Dinosaur. Oh, that's a penguin. Oh, that's a sailboat.
Oh, that's a, 2 people running through a meadow. Oh, that's a, 2 people running through a meadow. Oh, that's a rabbit. Like, it's they're they're not hard. I don't know why you can't see them.
Just look at it. You're cool. Everyone wants to be you. No. What are you talking about?
Because I can see magic eyes. You're being braggy about it. Don't be braggy about it. Are you just upset because you can't? Yes.
I've already said this. Alright. Well It's annoying. I don't know how to help you see them. I've been able to see them ever since I was a little kid.
I can see them today. Congratulations. Thanks. Can I have a magic eye trophy? Oh, look.
It's a trophy. I got a game. A game? A game. I have a scratch paper.
It's called oh, you don't need that. I like to have one. But you're not gonna need a marker. You're you're not gonna need that? Ready for a game.
Boy, you're a lot of fun. I'm the most fun. I have scratch paper and pen. Ready to go. This game is called think fast.
Alright. I'm thinking fast. Yeah. It's not called write fast. So you k.
Put away your scratch paper. Well, I I'm writing down the name of the game. Also Think fast. Why? It's called Think Fast.
Okay. No cheating. Alright. No cheating. I don't know how to cheat.
I don't know the rule. Well, because don't like you've got, like we've got a computer here with, like, some artists and song names. So what I'm gonna do is give you an artist Alright. And you have to think fast Think fast. A song of theirs.
Oh, boy. See how I say you're not gonna need that paper? I might. Go ahead. Alright.
Ready? Number 1, Justin Bieber. Baby. Good one. NSYNC.
Bye Bye Bye. Beatles. Let It Be. Taylor Swift. Karma.
Elvis. The the the Jailhouse Rock. Good job. Is that it? Is that right?
Yeah. Journey. Don't Stop Believing. Beyonce. Single agent.
Good. I had to really think about that. You're doing great. K. 3 more.
Michael Jackson. Beat It. Lady Gaga. Poker Face. Post Malone.
Post Malone chemicals. But I'd I it's the only one I could think of off top of my head. Good chest. Think fast. Yeah.
Think fast. Well done. 10 out of 10. Did you have those artists even on there? 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
10. What are you talking about? What? Yeah. There was a Justin Bieber one up there.
I see. There's a Lady Gaga. There was a Lady Gaga. We're about to play in a minute. Good job.
Yeah. Okay. Impressed. Well, I mean, you know Shoo dang. You're good at the think fast.
Think fast. Did you write anything down? Justin Bai. I didn't get past that because I had to think too fast. I didn't like scratch paper and a and a pen.
You should've told me that. Mhmm. I didn't need I didn't need those things in order to play think fast. You did you've thought so fast. I I did.
You were the fastest thinker today. I was thinking quick. Think quick. That was a that's a puzzle on National Puzzle Day. Was it?
No. I mean, a little bit. It was a game? A music puzzle. Sure.
Music artist song puzzle. Think fast. Think fast. Alright. Coca Cola is introducing orange cream Coca Cola.
I don't know how I feel about this, but I also let me let's just talk about why all of these soda companies feel like they have to add all of these Yeah. Weird flavors. Flavors. Like, just the other day, we tried that is it blackberry? Blackberry Doctor Pepper.
I didn't like it. I don't I don't like blackberry flavor in anything. Blackberry tastes like cough syrup, and that's it. You say the same thing about cherry flavoring. Correct.
And Artificial cherry flavoring and pomegranate and blackberry all taste like cough syrup. That is fact. I don't mind it. Artificial flavoring. The actual things don't taste like that.
What do you feel about raspberry flavoring? Do you think that tastes like cough syrup? No. Just those ones. Blackberry, artificial cherry, and, and pomegranate tastes like cough syrup.
Okay. Fact. Oh, good job. So So quit putting it in stuff is what I'm saying. What I I'm just wondering why all these soda companies feel this is necessary to keep adding all of these fancy flavors.
Well, but orange is such a an interesting flavor to choose in my mind because when you look at, like, orange itself, it's an overpowering flavor. Like, it it is strong, and it's not I don't think it's gonna be complimentary to the dark caramel soda flavors. That doesn't work for me. Plus then it's orange cream. So you got Yeah.
A creamsicle flavor Right. With the dark Exactly. Carmeling Yeah. Of Coca Cola. Yeah.
I don't think that's what I don't know. Yeah. I don't know about it. It's not that. I'm gonna try it.
Are you? Yeah. When does it come out? Is it out now? It is going to come out.
Are you gonna try it? I'll try one drink just like I did with the blackberry one. February 10th. Okay. I just I wonder if this is a, there's so many soda factories around.
Like drink shops here? Shops. Yeah. So I wonder if this is a way for these companies to be like, hey. Look.
We can make our own. Yeah. You can have this already premade. But there's something special about going and getting a dirty soda. Like, grabbing the Doctor Pepper and putting the creamer in it and the different syrup flavorings.
That's a lot different than here's a blackberry Doctor Pepper in a can. True. I just don't know what I don't know what the point of it is, I guess. To stay relevant? Yeah.
To to make more money. We gotta do something weird. So let's let's do it and make more we'll make more money. But then they don't try it. They don't stick around for very long either, so it seems like a waste of resources.
I imagine there's probably some testing that goes on. Right? And they go, yeah. We we like this flavor enough. We're gonna mass produce this in a small batch.
It'll be a limited flavor. And then if something like Baja Blast Mountain Dew catches on Baja Blast. Right? Which is like Mountain Dew mixed with blue Powerade or whatever it is, then they go, okay. Those 2 work together.
We're gonna keep that, but we're gonna give an exclusive right to that soda to somebody. And so then Taco Bell gets that exclusivity for that particular drink in fountain. You can buy it in a bottle. You can buy it in a can, but if you wanna get it at you can't just go to the grocery store or the gas station and get a Baja Blast. Baja.
Right? You know what I'm saying? I do. Yeah. Thanks.
Yeah. That's that's all I know about soda. If you love orange cream Not that much. And you love Coca Cola Not that much. February 10th is your go to date.
I don't know. I think it sounds kinda gross. I'm not into the flavor mix. Don't think that it's gonna mix well. That's what I said.
Now my favorite combining of sodas and flavorings, have you tried the toasted marshmallow and root beer? The root beer with the toasted marshmallow syrup? Yes. No. I have not.
That's my favorite. Is it? So good. Yes. It's your favorite.
Oh, it's so good. I had no idea. You do it now. Do you, do you make that often? I don't think I've ever seen you make that.
No. I don't make it often, but I did used to work in a place, and there was a soda shop, like, a couple of blocks away. So when I needed an escape. That was one of your treats. I'd be like, oh, I'm gonna go give me a toast.
That's right. Smell of root beer. Because and you kept that secret for a long time that you were grabbing little cookies and sodas. I didn't it wasn't a secret. It felt, like, a secret because then you were like, oh, I gotta go get a treat.
And I went, a treat? Like, oh, yeah. I go to this barn all the time, and I grab a cookie and a soda. And I went, really? And not once were you like, I bet somebody else might like a soda and a cookie.
No. I was in the middle of work. Wasn't like I was running around delivering goodies to everybody. Yeah. I would just pop out.
Especially not me. I didn't have time. It was a quick pop out 10 minute break. The end. Yeah.
Well, it's fine. Still haven't had it. So, one of the studios down the hall is, doing some remodeling and A revamp? Yeah. They're kinda just moving some stuff around.
They're not like, like doing a bunch of different hardcore work, but they move some furniture, and they they've done a few different things to kinda get the room a little bit cleaned up. And as they've been doing that, they've been finding all of these little treasures, old, you know, radio things and little, you know, stuff that it's just basically garbage. Stuff you're not gonna use anymore. Stuff from days gone by. Whatever.
Days of your Yeah. And as they've been cleaning up this studio, they've been asking, like, hey. Does anybody want any of this stuff? Does anybody want this, that, and the other? Well, just moments ago.
Anything cool. No. That's exactly right. I've said no to every single thing. So just a second ago, Victor from the Kay Bear Morning Show walks in.
That's the studio that's getting cleaned up. Getting the refram. Rearranged. And and he walks in, and he's got this box in his arm. He goes, hey.
You want any of this? And I immediately, I went, no. I don't. What is it? What is it?
Did you not hear what it is? No. I know. You didn't say what it was to everybody else. Oh, it's just a whole roll of, like, cable banners.
Yeah. But it's old logo. Like, it's it's it's it's, like, it's not you can't use it, and, and it's and it's irrelevant to the brand. And and it's this whole it's a it's a hundreds of feet of plastic. Yeah.
What what's called roll banner. I'm glad you said no to that because you have said yes to some other things. And regretted. Mhmm. And remember when I was like, how No.
I don't because I you should've told me no. Look at your face. It's fun to make you make that face where you go, come on. Are you serious? Anyway, so he said, do you want this big old roll of banners?
And I said, no. I do not, but thanks for the offer. And he said, okay. I just you do crafty things. And I what what crafty things do I do?
Well, you tie flies. That's a little crafty. Not gonna use that. Don't say crafty has I'm not saying it as a negative connotation. I'm trying to say people are like, oh, you do crafty things like you make pillows and cross stitch.
But No. I that I'm not belittling crafty. Just anything you craft with your hands. No. I understand what that means.
Woodworking is crafty. I I get it. I understand what crafty means. Let me explain again. I'm trying to understand explain this.
I'm trying to understand what he thinks I'm going to do with that in the realm of my crafty abilities. When he says, you do crafty things, what does he think I'm gonna do with it? I don't know. You are also just kind of, imaginative. Sure.
Okay. I appreciate that. That's fine. Put a purpose to use for a lot of different things. K.
I don't know what that means, but sure. I can put a purpose to use for lots of things. I don't necessarily know what that means either. You put a lot of things to good purpose. Is that what I mean?
I don't know what you mean. But I'll I'll take You you can find you're just you're creative Yeah. And crafty and imaginative. So maybe he was like, you're crafty. Can you do something with this?
And I like the only thing I could think of right about now is a really long slip and slide, but it's pretty narrow, and it's not very, it's not very rubbery. It's not very thick plastic. But that's about the only thing I could come up with off the top of my head right this moment. My other thought was, like, to wrap things with it. Like But then because that's typically what you do.
Like, what you would do with that banner is, like, if you if you were at a concert venue or something and they had, that metal fencing, you would just run the logos down that fence for as far as you can. Uh-huh. That's what it's for. Uh-huh. But what am I gonna use that for in a crafty way?
You're not. I'm not. And I'm glad that you said no because we don't we don't need that laying around our house for you to just move here and there and everywhere, and then 3 years later, go, I'm never gonna use this, throw this away. That's what I'm saying. Well done.
Said no. I applaud you. I applaud your Avoidance of clutter? Correct. Well.
Well done. Good good good for us. You did it. No clutter. Woot woot.
Hey, you. Hey. Let's have a conversation. It's kind of a serious one. Okay.
Because, it it was this spring a year ago Yes. That, we happened to walk into a Cal Ranch store, and they had baby chickens. Yeah. And, for half a second, you said to yourself, should we get chickens? Oh, they were so cute.
I know. They're baby chicks. Chicken coops that they had were super cool, and I was like, these are cute. These are cute. We could have chicken eggs every day.
Right. Fresh eggs every day. Right. And then we we took some phone calls and, and talked to some different people who have chickens. Yeah.
Both pro and con against, against, whether or not you should get chickens. I don't remember the cons. I mostly remember everybody just saying chickens. Lots of positives. Yeah.
But there were definitely a lot of people that were like, getting chickens is fun. Chickens are great. Chickens are awesome. Look. A lot of people are dealing with egg prices.
There's a lot going on in the world, and you thought maybe having a chicken and fresh eggs might be a good solution. I you actually were the one who was like Sure. Let's do some research on this. So we talked ourselves out of it. We did.
As the year went on, we went, man, could you imagine if we had chickens right now? That would be so great. What a mess. Not would be great Oh. Was like, I'm glad we don't have chicken.
Yes. There was days that days where you were like, man, I'm glad we don't have chickens. Then we went to our friend's house Yes. Who has chickens. Correct.
And he said, get chickens. It's the best thing ever. They're great. They're so easy to take care of. Right.
You get fresh eggs every morning. He really talked you into it. While we were there, they went out. He got 3 eggs. Right.
He was like He's like, oh, it's the morning. I'm gonna go grab some eggs. It comes back in with 3 fresh eggs. And then he had, like, some leftovers in the fridge, and he just dumped them out the window. Their chickens are right below.
That's correct. It is conveniently located. If they don't go in the compost pile, they go to the chickens. Right. So I was looking at what you could actually feed chickens.
Sure. You can feed them safe leftovers. They moderation, and it should be their main source of food. Right? Correct.
It's like a supplement. But you can feed them cooked vegetables, cooked pasta, cooked rice, mostly fruits without the pits, of course. Yeah. Bread crust, small pieces of cooked meat without bones. Yeah.
You shouldn't feed them raw onions or garlic or, like, anything spicy. Dairy products are not good. Citrus peels. Okay. So you've been doing chicken research?
A little bit because Because you're thinking I watched Tim go out Yeah. And gather some eggs that morning, fresh eggs. Right. And then he cooked those eggs for us. And I was like, these are delicious.
Right. And then he, like, opened the window and was like, we're not gonna eat these rice leftovers. Let's give them to the chickens. And the chickens went crazy for the rice leftovers. Yeah.
So you in your head went, this this is this is a, maybe a way to to get some eggs To eliminate waste. And eliminate some waste and, and be a little bit more self sufficient. Is that is that right? Yeah. So I have a backyard plan Yes.
Or at least ideas of plans in my brain of things that I would like to accomplish this spring and summer. Right. I did not have chicken coop on the agenda. This year? Well, I did I didn't necessarily have it in there because we talked ourselves out of chickens, and now you're kind of in, like, team chicken again.
I feel like I might be in team chicken. I don't know, though, because because here's what I here's here's what I want. You know the show that we watch, Clarkson's Farm? Yes. Love that show.
I love that show too. What's his, his, no. I don't think they're married. No. It's his girlfriend.
What's her name? Oh my gosh. I don't know. I don't Now I have to look it up. What?
Does it matter that much? Well, I just for reference Linda? No. Vanessa. No.
Lisa. Lisa. Her name is Lisa. I knew there was an l and an s. One of my favorite things is when Lisa's got on her little farm clothes and her boots, and she's out there trudging through the mud with with Jeremy trying to do the farm thing.
Okay. And and that's what I want for you is the little rubber boots and you going to get eggs from the chickens. Have you seen those little aprons? And you can tuck your little Listen to you. You can tuck your little eggs inside the little egg apron thing.
Uh-huh. I have not. I'm looking up egg harvesting No. Apron. When you say trudge through the farm, let's be real here.
I'm not gonna be a farm girl. I'm not gonna get sheep. I'm not gonna get cows. I'm not this just an apron with 800 pockets? Yes.
But do you see them? Yeah. You want that? Yes. With your little rubber boots and your egg apron?
Yes. Right. I don't think I'm gonna be gathering that many eggs because at most, we're gonna have 6 chickens. At the very most. Yeah.
Look how cute it is. You could stick so many eggs in there. Okay. Look. I'm I'm I think it's cool.
I'm I'm I'm intrigued by the idea of of having chickens and having access to eggs like that. I I do wanna be a little bit more sustainable. I wanna be, more intentional with what we grow. And I wanna I wanna be useless. Trees, and we're talking tired of waste.
Right. And so compost and, and, chickens would help with that for sure. So that's definitely, kinda what's what's on the plan for this year, I guess, and I'll try to think about chickens. They weren't in my in my purview so far. Not this year, then at least make a plan to where we can set aside a patch of our land Right.
To house them for next year. Right. You wanna have chicken land. Feel like maybe it's past time. I just It's past time to have chickens?
Is that what you just said? Like, we should have been having chickens all this time. You you think so? I do. That's very interesting to me.
I know. It's weird. Right? I I didn't wanna be this person, but I every time I go to their house because they are really Yeah. They're composters.
They respect the environment. Sure. They they have chickens. They have, like, a little They have an ecosystem that, like, they they don't use a ton of water for their yard. Like, they don't have a lawn to mow.
Like, they're, yeah, they're very, intentional. That's the word I keep using. And I So that's it. It makes me always wanna be a better person. Right.
Because I had honeybees on my list as a potential. Yeah. But I but I don't know if bees and chickens at the same time is smart. I think that's a lot of work. But I also, we don't eat honey the way that we eat eggs.
No. I told you why I want honey. To use as a barter item. Because you gotta be able to look. I don't I don't want cows.
But if I have honey and somebody has meat, I can trade honey for meat. I've played enough Settlers of Catan to know sometimes you have to be willing to to barter and make deals. And if I have eggs and honey and somebody has meat, we might be able to barter a little bit. That's all I'm saying. Alright.
Well, we'll put chickens in the maybe column for now. Just make our plot of land. Yeah. With a plan for a coop. You can have roosters, and I don't want roosters.
No. You can't have a rooster in city limits. Our dog Because of their If we eat chickens, our dog I know. Dog's gonna go nuts over those chickens. She goes nuts over everything already.
She gotta stay away from the chickens. Well, yeah. Let's think about it. Alright. We'll keep thinking.
We're still thinking about chickens. Okay. This is kinda funny and cool. So last night, you were in the dark trying to replace my battery, my car battery. Yeah.
And you said, oh, I need more light. And I held up my phone, and you said, that's not enough. That's not doing anything. I gotta go get my headlamp. Right.
Which always looks cool. I can I just wearing a headlamp that looks cool? Who cares? Does it suit the purpose? I'm I'm serious.
Like, there are some that I go, maybe that one's not the coolest, but I like mine. I feel like mine's pretty cool. Yours is pretty cool. Not as cool as a prosthetic eye that also works as a flashlight. A prosthetic.
A prosthetic eye? Aesthetic eye. Yeah. An eyeball. Yeah.
So you take out your eyeball. Well, there's a man in California named Brian, and he lost his eye to cancer when he was 6 years old. I see. And he has a prosthetic eye that is also a working flashlight. Ain't that something?
He describes himself as a real life cyborg. But he I don't know exactly how he turns it on, but the video I saw, he just waved his hand in front of his face. Like, it was off and then it was on. And he's like Weird. He goes, wake up in the middle of the night for a drink.
No problem. Interesting. So you just There's some functionality there. Night vision. I'd rather have night vision than a flashlight.
That'd be cool. Like, if I could just have the ability to switch night vision on with my eyeballs, that's way cooler That is way cooler. Than a flashlight because you could you could sneak and you could do all kinds of fun stuff in the night vision. Clink. Clink.
Well, obviously, he's not able to see out of that eye. He just uses it for a flashlight when he needs it. No. I understand. Mostly for he just likes the show of it.
It's for it's for goofs? Yeah. Uh-huh. Hey. Check this out.
Eyes. Ew. Yeah. Interesting. You know, I think there's probably room for a lot of technology in there, especially for people that have actually, you know, lost their eye, like like Brian here.
That probably makes a lot of sense. But, anyway yeah. Cool. I had there was a there was a boy that I went to elementary school with who lost his eye at a young age too. Uh-huh.
He didn't have a flashlight, but he he often used to pop it out in the middle of class to get a reaction from all of his kids. Yeah. He he used to get in trouble by the teachers. That's gross. The students the kids, we all thought it was hilarious.
Mhmm. Pop your eye out, Michael. And the teachers would say, no. No. Leave your eye in, Michael.
Michael. Michael. Put it away. Gross. Leave your eyeball in, Michael.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
I got a question. I got a question. I wanna know. Would you rather this or that? Would you rather have a personal theme song that plays every time you walk into a room That's pretty cool.
Or a laugh track that plays whenever you make a joke? Definitely not the laugh track. Absolutely not the laugh track. No. I don't like laugh tracks, and for a number of reasons, but one of the creepier reasons is that because the recordings of laugh tracks have been reused for so many years, the majority of, if not all, of the people that are in those recordings are no longer walking this earth.
Oh, no. And I hate that. That's kinda creepy when you think about it halfway. Hate that. I just don't like being told when to laugh.
Well right. I don't like when a show uses it, and then, you you're like, oh, that was the funny punch line. I missed it. Come on. I don't I don't don't tell me what you do.
Hand hold my comedy. Yeah. I'll laugh when I think something is funny, and I don't wanna be told when to laugh. Earn it. Yeah.
It was a big sitcom thing for a long time. And it's also one of the biggest problems that I have with, what's that big bang theory? Yeah. That show. I hate that laugh track.
And I'm a bit of a nerdy, geeky kinda guy, and people are like, you would love this show. And, no, I do not. No. We've tried a lot of times. It's times.
I've tried 3 times, and that was enough. That's, yeah, that show is not for us for sure. Right. If you love it, I'm happy for you, but it's not for me. So you're going with the theme song.
I'm going with the theme song. A theme song already? Said it was a it was an original. Right? A custom?
No. It's a personal theme song. Okay. Do you wanna to be custom? I think it should be.
I don't think it should be a song that already exists. And do I want you to write it? No. Oh. Not I mean, no offense.
I just want it to have a little bit more to it than what you're gonna come up with. Oh. Yes. Here comes Josh. He's walking on in.
Where's he been? No one knows, but he's here now. Give me some more credit than that. I will Alright. Let's hear it.
Well, I'm gonna need some time. I'm not just gonna come up with it willy nilly. Give me some time to actually Here comes the it. Walking on in. But where has he been?
Nobody knows. Maybe he'll tell us. Well, we'll see how it goes. It's too long. Ma'am.
It's it's too long. Now. You've made it too long. It's a good start, though. It is.
Yeah. You're right. It's a good start. Yeah. No.
It is not. What are you picking? If I can't write it, can I at least sing it? Well, I don't know. Maybe.
We'll see. What what are you picking? The theme song. What's your do you have a theme song? Are you writing an original?
Do you want me to write one? No. I don't. Here she comes walking on in. Where's your bin?
No. I'm gonna write my own theme song. Thank you very much. Written and performed. Oh, you're gonna sing your own every time you walk in a room?
Yes. I am. Oh, boy. Hey. Hey.
I got 2 football things for you. Football? Yeah. Because, I know how much you're missing football right now. I miss good football.
So let me get the the the news you don't care about and won't be excited to hear out of the way, and then I'll tell you about some fun stuff. Ready? I'm ready. Kansas City Chiefs will be wearing white jerseys for the Super Bowl 59 against the Philadelphia Eagles, which, could possibly be good news for Chiefs fans because teams wearing white have an edge in the Super Bowl winning 64% of the time throughout the years. And that's the news that I knew you wouldn't care about and didn't wanna know, but you know it now anyway.
I wasn't listening. What? Yeah. Exactly. Hey.
The Pro Bowl kicks off tomorrow. Fantastic. Let's get some actual good players. That's what I'm saying. Tomorrow through football.
Tomorrow through, Sunday. Let's be clear. The Eagles have some good players. I don't wanna discredit the Eagles. Yeah.
I feel like they are a great team that has earned it, and Saquon Barkley is Sure. Is a maniac when it comes to playing football. I just don't wanna watch 4 quarters of tush push. No. I know.
Exactly. That's not fun. No. Next. I digress.
Yeah. I it's So Super Bowl Sunday is not this week. It's next week in between the AFC and NFC championship games we had last week, and the Super Bowl is Pro Bowl week. That's this week. Starts tomorrow.
You've got a bunch of different, Pro Bowl players that have been selected via voting, by fans, coaches, and fellow players. There are a bunch of different skills competitions that start tomorrow, as well as Sunday. And then there will be the 7 on 7 flag football game Sunday night. That's what it all kinda wraps up with. 3, 4, 5, 6.
Vikings players are available. This really quick because I was excited about a couple of things. Quarterbacks, for the AFC, Joe Burrow is the starting quarterback. Sick. Awesome.
Great pick. Russell Wilson and Drake May are the other two quarterbacks. Russell Wilson of the Steelers replaces Josh Allen because Josh Allen was in the playoffs so far. Drake, Drake May replaces Lamar Jackson, who also was in the playoffs. Drake May.
Who is he? He's from the New England Patriots. Oh, k. K. You got Derrick Henry as a running back from the Ravens.
He's the starting He's so good. Running back. K? Joe Mixon, from the Houston Texans is in there. Jonathan Taylor from the Colts.
Oh, Jonathan Taylor is good too. Wide receivers for Joe Burrow. Ja'Marr Chase Yes. Jerry Judy Yes. From the Browns Yes.
Nico Collins from the Houston Texans. Brian Thomas junior, from the Jacksonville Jaguars is replacing Ze Flowers because, again, the playoffs thing, which I thought was interesting because Derrick Henry is still in from the Ravens, but the other 2 aren't. I don't understand how that works. K. Let's let's just switch gears really quick because those are kinda your big your big players.
On the NFC side, Jared Goff is your starting I I'll get there. Okay. Jared Goff is your starting quarterback. On the NFC, Jaden Daniels and Sam Darnold are your other quarterbacks. Alright?
Sam Darnold. I know. I don't I don't know. But Well, he's a Pro Bowl quarterback. You.
So we'll see how he plays. Watch him play really well. Yeah. I'm pretty so mad. I know.
Right? His running backs are Ja'Marr Gibbs from the Lions, Josh Jacobs from the Packers, and Bijan Robinson is replacing Saquon Barkley k. Because he's gonna be in the season. Is so good too. Then you've got your wide receivers.
Justin Jefferson is the starting wide receiver. So here's what I was excited about. It's my Chase. Joe Burrow, Ja'Marr Chase, and Justin Jefferson all at the Pro Bowl. They all went to LSU together.
Did. Yeah. So that's very exciting. So they'll all be at the Pro Bowl. Oh, buddies.
I know. Watch out for buddies. So cute. Yeah. They invented the gritty together.
That's correct. I know. Cute. Look. How fun.
Tara McLaren is there. Malek Neighbors from the Giants, replacing Ahman Ross, Saint Brown, and Mike Evans from the Buccaneers replacing CeeDee Lamb. That's who you've got. Some of those guys were injured, by the way, and not able to play as well. So that's that's really what's going on, but it all starts tomorrow.
It'll be a lot of fun. They do a lot of different competitions. They do, like, you know, skills throw and Yeah. It is fun. I can't get your foot.
And then they end with flag football. So it's a good time. Pro Bowl. It's happening. Where we can see actual good football players.
And there it is. That's gonna wrap up the show. She's bitter about the Super Bowl. It's fine, Everyone That's my theme song. It's fine.
It's Chantel. She's bitter about the Super Bowl. Just she's bitter. She's bitter. Okay.
Alright. Then I walk in like a There she is. Jazz hands. I know. She is bitter.
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