Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Friday, January 24, 2025
Episode summary introduction:
Someone wasn’t ready for a compliment this morning, combining two delicious things doesn’t always equal a delicious result, get a poorly drawn pet portrait and support the Snake River Animal Shelter, we were told a lot of lies as children, a story about a golden framed portrait of Nicholas Cage as Shrek, no one in the house will eat leftovers except Josh, they invented a robot tongue, borborgymus is the word of the day, the NFL awards nominees have been announced, Chantel plays the last note of songs, the Oscar nominees have been announced, and what do we know about fast walkers.
Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
2:06 - Chantel is not ready for compliments
4:58 - Pizza flavored cereal
9:21 - Good News to Get You Going
11:58 - Poorly drawn pet portraits to support the Snake River Animal Shelter
14:06 - Lies we were told as children
19:18 - Chantel's sugar baby didn't survive her locker
24:31 - Josh is the leftover king
29:43 - Borborgymus is the word of the day
33:55 - NFL Awards nominees
40:20 - Chantel plays the last note
44:13 - Oscar nominees
48:46 - Would You Rather This or That
54:58 - Fast walkers + outro
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Full show transcript:
Hey. It's Josh and Chantel, and this is wake up classy 97, the podcast Woo hoo. A replay of today's full show. It's Friday, January 24th. On today's show, someone wasn't ready for a compliment this morning.
It was you. You weren't ready for it. You didn't believe it, and it's true, though. Well You look good. I I believe it now, but earlier, no.
No. You were looking great. Combining 2 delicious things doesn't always equal a delicious result. That's like, like, a a a hard boiled egg and, fruit roll up. Oh.
Get a poorly drawn pet portrait and support the Snake River Animal Shelter. Yeah. It's a good cause and just in time for Valentine's Day. You can give it as a gift. It's awesome.
Here's a terrible drawing of our pet. We were told a lot of lies as children. For example? If you eat a watermelon seed, you'll grow a watermelon in your belly. Yeah.
That's from cousin Michael. Cousin Michael. A story about a golden framed portrait of Nicolas Cage's Shrek. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. This is a good one. There is a full story in here about that. No one in the house will eat leftovers except Josh. Yeah.
What's up? Sorry. Leftover king. Cool. Yeah.
It is cool. They invented a robot tongue. Borborygmus is the word of the day. Borborygmos. Yeah.
Yeah. The NFL award nominees have been announced. And, I think Coach Reid's mustache has won them all. What a mustache. What a mustache.
I play the last note of songs because that's my role in the band. Just run-in and go, meh. The Oscar nominees have been announced. And Wicked is got has got 10, but it should be more. And what do we know about fast walkers?
They're perfectionist people as well. That's what we know. Thanks for checking out the show. We hope you'll subscribe wherever you're listening and rate the show so we can let other people know you like it. Find us on socials and subscribe to our YouTube channel.
You can search for wake up classy 97. Subscribe, follow, like, turn on notifications, all the goodies. Enjoy the show. Well, aren't you looking just nice today? No.
Yeah. You gotta why? What's the point of this? What's the point of what? You don't just say this.
What's what day is it? Look at you. You're it's giving somebody a compliment day. You're looking super nice. Tell someone they look nice day.
It is national compliment day. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. You don't do that unless you don't do that.
Okay. Alright. You can make the world a a nicer place by just noticing and naming things that you appreciate, like hard work, extra effort, positive influence, helpfulness. Those are all things you'd be like, that was very nice of you to do that for me. What a compliment.
Wow. Yeah. Started back in 1998. 2 women from New Hampshire, Kathy and Debbie, and they said, we wanna promote Debbie, you're the best of us. They were.
Yeah. And they wanted to promote positive feedback, and they wanted everybody to be more intentional about naming what they appreciate appreciate about someone else. Plants. Oh. What?
You said. I thought you said earlier, you're supposed to look around and say things that you appreciate. So I was looking around someone else. Oh. Compliment.
Plants. You're strange, and I appreciate that. I appreciate your appreciation. Yeah. Well, I just wanted to pay you a compliment.
Don't say I never gave you nothing. Gee, thanks, dear. You're welcome, and I appreciate it. Is not dead. No.
You appreciate what? Just you you you look good. You're looking looking good. No. No.
No. Yeah? I mean, thanks, but I don't believe you. Well Because I haven't even no. This isn't it.
What isn't it? This. This face, this isn't it. I don't I gotta do some things to this face, but then I'll be then I'm I'll more believe your compliment. Right now, it's not it.
Well, it is. And it's also Friday. I appreciate that. Yep. And we are in the studio, and that's all good.
So good morning. Hello. Hi. You you did a thing. No one can hear.
I know. It's fine. I'm taking American sign language classes, so I have to practice as often as I can. Hello. Oh, it looks like, like a little salute.
Hello. Hello. Hi. Good morning. How much do you like pizza?
I like pizza just fine. Okay. Hold on. What happened to your headphones? I got a problem.
What happened? I don't know. Oh, no. You gotta get your headphones sorted. Here we go.
I'm here. I'm good. I'm golden. I like pizza just fine. Pizza's good.
I like pizza. Lots of different kinds of pizza. What about pizza cereal? Why? No.
Why not? It's not. That doesn't need to be a thing. Here's what's even worse about it. Like, I pizza.
Like, think about Totino's pizza rolls. Like, the little pizza rolls. Sure. That's kinda what it is. Or combos Yeah.
In milk. In milk. No. We shouldn't do that. You got soggy pizza.
No. Yeah. So not a We don't need that. We shouldn't be doing that. Not a great idea.
But then but then so cinnamon toast crunch is teaming up with Totina's pizza rolls, and then they're sprinkling their Cinnadust on it, which is you got pizza and cinnamon dust? Yeah. No. I don't horrible. That sounds really bad.
It sounds like, the worst idea ever. It's definitely not a good idea. I don't think so. Worst idea ever. But Yeah.
Oh. It's not a good one. Yeah. Pizza and then cinnamon and sugar. No.
We shouldn't be doing that. Let's not do this. No? They're not selling this in stores. But if you're intrigued and you would like a box of this, you have to go to the Cinnamon Toast Crunch online store next Tuesday.
Oh, boy. They're only giving out a 1,000 boxes, and, that starts at 7 PM EST. I wonder, are they giving them out for free? Maybe. They also don't have a name for you yet, but they have Gross.
They have the top five names. What would you name it? Gross. Honey Nut Domino's, but it's not honey or nut. Captain crust.
Crust? Crust. These are terrible names because guess what? These have nothing to do with pizza or cinnamon toast crunch. Captain crust?
Captain that's Captain Crunch. No. I know. Cinnamon. But not you're correct.
I'm not gonna read any of those anymore. Okay. I don't wanna eat it at all. Did you know that you can get? Here's here's the kicker.
They sell jars of Cinnadust at the store. Uh-huh. Guess what Cinnadust is? Cinnamon and sugar. Guess who's been making that since she was in elementary school?
This gal. This gal. Oh, no, Josh. Every day Just trying to avoid it. I was really trying to avoid it.
I've been over here for the past couple of minutes really trying to avoid it. I've been listening to you talk about dust and crust and pizza with cereal. And it did jam. And I've been trying to not sneeze, like, whole time. Failed.
I got so close. Yeah. I'm sorry. How much is that Cinadust in stores? Let's talk about this some more because guess what?
350? Girl, please. I you can make that. I've been making that for years. We had a whole jar of it in the cupboard for a long time.
Yeah. I know. What is the ingredients in this? I would like to know what they put in this. Look at all the ingredients in that.
It doesn't need to be more than sugar and cinnamon. No. It doesn't. But they have to they have to preserve it, and they gotta keep it. Oh, this is this is redone.
Jar of sugar and cinnamon in the cupboard for years. I know. It doesn't need a bunch of stuff. Sugar, cinnamon, calcium, stearate, and silicone dioxide. Oh, good.
To prevent caking. Yeah. Guess what, guys? Don't buy that. You can make that yourself.
It's just sugar and cinnamon. That's all you need. If you want that pizza cereal, go get some, and then tell me how it is. Yeah. I don't wanna try it.
I don't wanna try it either. And I'm not gonna worry about their website on Tuesday. So Maybe I will. Okay. Go for it.
Alright. Oh, no. I fought it off. I fought it off. I won that one.
Success. I won that round. This story, comes to us from Indiana, a town called Brownsburg, where earlier this month, they had a big snowstorm. Okay. And this guy, Connor, Stefanoff is a pizza delivery guy, and he got stuck out in the middle of this thing delivering pizza.
Oh, no. Terrible road conditions. He couldn't drive to finish the delivery he was on because the roads were so bad. Okay. So he walked over half a mile to, deliver these pizzas.
Talk about customer service. Kidding. Right? Wearing sweatpants, a hoodie, a beanie, and sneakers. And he walked over half a mile in this bad weather and, went very much the extra mile to deliver this, $40 worth of pizza and got a $2 tip.
No. Get out of here. No. I won't. I hate those people.
I know. Isn't that awful? So, there was a police officer on duty that night who saw Connor trudging through the snow. This guy's name is officer Richard Craig. And when Connor told the officer about the $2 tip, Richard said, that's insane.
Yeah. And offered some words of encouragement and gave him $15 in cash. So now he has $17 tip. But that's I've great heard the officer. Right?
Not his responsibility. So then officer Richard Craig here took the extra step of posting the story on social media, inviting people to donate money to Connor, the, as he put, remarkable pizza delivery guy. And, with the hope of maybe raising a few extra bucks. Maybe it'd be a couple $100 or whatever. Well, people stepped up.
Wanna know how much they raised for Connor? Holy moly. I'm gonna guess, is it in the 1,000? Yes. I'm gonna guess 1200.
$23,000. $23,000 That's crazy. For for this guy. Isn't that crazy? It's wild.
So Connor, overwhelmed with support, he said, I still don't believe it's real, but it is. So that's pretty cool. And shame on you, pizza boy. On you $2 tipper. Yeah.
Yeah. Shame. Shame. Shame. Have you ever seen that movie where I can't think what it was, but she pinches a guy's chin, and then she pinches a cheek and then points.
And she goes, shame, shame, shame. Nope. That's what I wanna do to those people. You wanna you wanna you wanna shame on them? I think it's shame on you.
Okay. Yeah. Shame on you. Shame on you. And that is good news to get you going.
For Valentine's Day, the, Snake River Animal Shelter is doing a fundraiser, and, you can, for, like, $10 no. 25? 25. Oh, they have they have different things. Okay.
15, 25. You have until February 10th. 15 or $25. 15, you get an unframed portrait of your pet. 25, you get a gift wrapped portrait in a, thrifty frame.
Here's the deal, though. You send them a picture of your pet, and someone on their staff is going to poorly draw this. Awesome. Yeah. I love it.
This is eastidahonews.com is where I saw this story. So if you want more details, you wanna find out how to submit your own pet, into the, into this fundraiser. It's kind of a lot of fun. But this is kind of a cool little gift for your significant other. You got a little poorly draw my own pet.
This is true, but you also get to help out the sacred animal shelter this time. I get it. Yeah. The response has been incredible, they say. There have been, other shelters that have done something like this, and they wanted to give it a try.
As a nonprofit, we need to raise a good fundraising, and we need to, have good fundraising ideas. And, patrons bring in a photo of their pet to the animal shelter. They get a piece of beautiful artwork drawn by an animal shelter employee or volunteer. You can also submit your stuff online, which is kinda cool. And so and it's kind of, you don't know what you're gonna get.
Right? So they say you could get an extremely talented artist or maybe not. Right. So they've they've got a a couple of examples, which I think are pretty great. Do have examples?
Yeah. On the on the web page. So eastidoneews.com, if you want more details to see. And get a poorly drawn pet portrait. See examples of these poorly drawn pets.
Yeah. There's, there's a couple on here that are, that they they have a dog and a cat. They're pretty they're they're pretty good artwork. Pretty good artwork. So, anyway, go get all the details at eastidahoneews.com.
Okay. I wanna talk about lies that our parents told us. You mean, like, if you turn on the car light in the car, you're gonna get pulled over and that's against the law. Is that what you mean? Yeah.
That's not true. That's not true. And I don't know. These were you and I are both nineties kids, meaning that we were we were born in the eighties. We grew up in the eighties nineties.
So I'm sure there are different lies. Depending on your era Yeah. There are different lies that you were told. Okay. So here's some of the lies that you and I grew up with.
K. Chocolate milk comes from brown cows. I never was told that lie. I was. You were?
Yeah. If you eat watermelon seeds, a watermelon will grow in your stomach. Heard that. I don't know that I ever believed it, but I think I had heard I'd heard about it. I actually didn't hear that from my parents.
I heard that from my cousin. Yeah. And I said Like, as a joke? Like, oh No. He meant it.
And I said, I don't believe that. And he said, but it's true. I heard it. That's what I'm saying. As a joke, he went, oh, yeah.
No. Chantel, listen. It'll happen. Don't try it. If you swallow gum, it'll take 7 years to digest.
That's still facts. That is not facts. No. It isn't. Yeah.
Gums up the system. No. Stop. Sitting that close to the TVs could ruin your vision? Absolutely.
Yeah. I heard that a lot. If you keep cracking your knuckles, you're gonna get arthritis? Yes. I I heard that my whole life.
Been cracking your knuckles your whole life? No. I just started yesterday. Yeah. No.
I've been doing that for a long time. How old do you think you were when you started doing that? Middle school problem. Are you serious? I've been doing that forever.
Why? Cracking my knuckles. I don't know. Because there's air in there, and it bugs me. I so it's that's always interesting to me because there are knuckle crackers, and then there's not.
And I'm not. Sure. Do you think it's just black and white as that? I just don't I mean, there's a times that I have to pop my fingers, but it's it's rare. Yeah.
I don't understand. Feel the I can feel the, like, joints and stuff, but I can also, like, I can just move my hands and they pop. When I was in, PE class doing push ups, and my elbows would pop and whatever. It's just part of Well and my brother has been doing it for years years years too. I just don't know what what inspired you to do it what day.
I don't know. I probably saw somebody else do it and thought, what's that about? Give that a shot. Cool. I really don't know, but I've been doing that forever.
Alright. Here's some more lies. You just ate. You gotta wait 30 minutes before you can swim. Otherwise, you're gonna get a You get cramps and drown immediately.
And and that was the thing. Like, if you got in the water, you were gonna instantly the water was gonna make you cramp up, and you were going to sink to the bottom. Yes. No questions asked. You're done.
And these are some of these lies, I'm like, yeah. I carried that with me forever. Right. I believed that until I had kids. It's facts.
Those were kind of the main ones. There's some more about, using the restroom in the pool. I see. Yeah. Don't do that.
It's gonna turn green. Blue. That's what they said. Blue? Yeah.
The water's already kind of blue. Well, I know, but it it was like a dark blue. I see. I see. That's what they said.
That's what they said. I heard about that too. Our parents why didn't our parents swallow us? It was always parents. I just think those were things I heard.
They could've come from anybody. I don't know. I certainly, the turn the light off in the car, we're gonna get like like, there's somebody out there patrolling, waiting to see if your interior light I know. Turn off the dome light. And they why can't they just say, hey.
That's not safe for me to drive. I can't see. Like, just tell the truth. Right? Yep.
But no. No. We gotta we gotta scare these kids into believing what we want them to believe. That is correct. Make them all frightened.
Don't work. Got watermelon seed. Yeah. You grow a whole watermelon in there, and that's gonna hurt coming out. I remember exactly when my cousin told me that too.
We were standing by the car at a picnic. Was there watermelon? Yeah. I was eating a watermelon. Well, Tony, the seeds.
He actually liked to eat the he didn't eat the seeds, but he would put them in his mouth and then he spit them at people. Yeah. That sound that checks out. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Sounds about right. Sounds like a a boy cousin thing to do. Said, if you eat that, you're gonna grow watermelon in your stomach. Because I I think I probably said, why are you spitting those out?
Because if you eat them, Michael bouncing those off my forehead. Cousin Michael. You crazy. What you call him? Cousin Michael?
No. I did that. Cousin Michael's here. Cousin Michael, He's here. Hope he brought a watermelon.
Doesn't throw a watermelon seed at me. Yep. Michael. Cousin Michael. Tell me lies.
Alright, Chantel. What's up? There there is a mom that is going viral on TikTok after she was contacted by her school that said, hey. Your son's locker is overflowing. Overflowing?
Overflowing. With what? He, needs you to come clean out his locker. Like, help him clean out his locker. So she went there with the trash bag, and there was normal stuff.
There were jackets and headphones, a rotten apple. Okay. But then there was also some not so normal stuff, like 2 remote controls from their house. What's going on with this pack rat? And the framed photo of Nicolas Cage's Shrek.
Well, now that's something every locker should have. What is going on? He said he had brought the remotes for show and tell. What grade is this kid? He's 12.
Okay. So, like, 7th, 6th, 7th grade? He didn't explain the photo or why he had it, but the Internet dubbed it Shrekless Cage. Okay. And he he didn't say like, she saw it and said, what is this?
And he went, that's trickless cage. I I don't think so. I think after the Internet saw it, they were like, oh, that trickless cage. It was in a golden frame. Well, of course of course it would be.
Well, I don't know where he got it from. The Internet. No. No. No.
I don't know where he got the framed photo. Now when you were in 7th grade, think back to 7th grade. Did you have a full size locker, or did you have a half size locker? I think everywhere I went, middle school and I'm trying to remember the lockers in in junior high. I don't remember.
High school, they were full size. Yeah. I had full size lockers in high school, but they were half size in middle school. Nicolas Cage, as Shrek is, something you can find on the Internet. It it exists.
It's a strange photo. So maybe he printed it out It's really strange. And framed it? Yeah. That's what happened.
Or it was given to him as a gift. By whom? By listen. That's not important. Okay.
So now let's go back to your 7th grade locker. What did you have in your locker? Did you have a top one or did you have a bottom one? I don't remember if it was small or not. I don't remember if it was a half size or a full size locker.
I think we shared a locker with somebody. So I think we had size 1? I think we had full size lockers with somebody else that we shared. And so it had shelves in it, like a top shelf and a bottom shelf in the main locker. Okay.
That's interesting. You could, like, you could pick who your locker buddy was. Oh, you could? I'm pretty sure. Man, it's been so long since I was in 7th grade.
That would be I don't even know. That'd be a rough gig if you got a locker and you didn't get to pick who you shared it with. Oh, that would be the wouldn't that be awful? I mean, depending, but I that was this was a long time ago. I I really don't know.
I don't know. I remember mine. It was a half it was a halfsies one, and I did have a shelf in there. No. Maybe I didn't.
I don't think there was enough room. I don't. I really don't remember. I don't remember using it. What I do remember remember using it in high school a lot.
Is we had a it was like a like a parenting class. And instead of babies, they gave us sacks of sugar. Yeah. And then you had to carry it well, we had to buy our own sacks of sugar. I think it was, like, a £15 No.
10 or 15 pound. It was probably the little bundle. Probably not. Yeah. It was probably bigger than that.
Doubt it. A £5 baby isn't very big. No. I know. But it's more representative of a of a newborn than a £10.
So I, being creative, decided that I was gonna put a head on mine. And I think I glued a toilet paper roll to it, and then I put some yarn for hair. Adorable. And I know. I know.
And then one day, I was running late for an after school activity, and I tried to put my baby, my sugar baby in the locker Mhmm. And he wouldn't fit. Yeah. And so I, like, shoved it in there and slammed my locker. Guess what happened?
Sugar everywhere. Sugar Yeah. Everywhere. Your baby your sugar baby didn't make it. My my poor sugar I don't know if I ever passed fat glass.
Not with the destroyed sugar baby. I bet not. And the and, you know, you're over here with sugar baby spilling out everywhere, and the kid with the Nicolas Cage Shrek frame is getting blasted. Like, what's going on? But my locker was clean other than that.
Other than the sugar baby spilled everywhere. One time. That was one time. He had one picture of Nicolas Cage as Shrek framed in gold. Yeah.
Normal. Yeah. We had a lot of leftovers in the fridge yesterday. You opened the fridge to put some new leftovers in and said, what is going on? We have so much food in here.
There's so much food. And then you walked upstairs a little while later and said, oh, that garbage can't reach. Well, because I cleaned out the fridge. Yeah. Which is always sad, and I I hate wasting food.
Right. I don't like being wasteful. Yeah. But I also don't like leftovers. Well, this is a conundrum.
So you either need to eat it all Okay. Let me when it's prepared. Let me be clear. I don't like leftovers past this 1st day. Like You have to eat it the next day or you're Or I'm done.
Yeah. I don't like it. Depending on what it is, I can eat it for a couple of days. The thing that happens to me, though, is then I'm like, I'm so tired of eating the same thing for 3 meals in a row. Yeah.
It's just nuts. Like, I need to do something else. Well and our kids absolutely refuse to eat leftovers. They are spoiled, crushed. What's up with that?
I don't know how we raised them. I ate leftovers as a kid. I did too. The because you'd had you either ate that or you starved. Right.
Well yeah. Well, I didn't starve, but, but I, yeah, I can't do it. And there was there were leftovers in there that a lot of people might have said, those are still good. Eat those. I can't.
I can't do it. 3 days old? I made that on Tuesday. I'm not eating that. It's Friday.
I can't. Especially if there's meat involved. Really? If there's meat involved? Really gets you.
Yeah. Especially leftover meat. There are some times where we'll go out to eat and, and the kids or or you or whatever might have a leftover, and it'll end up in the fridge. And and with the intent of, like, you still have 2 good chicken strips. Those can be thrown in the air fryer and reheated, and I end up eating them because nobody else and I'll end up eating them, like, 2 days later because I'm like, I'll give you a day.
I should just eat them the next day because nobody's eating their leftovers when they bring them home. That's But me. I've said that before when I go, we'll be out to eat, and the kids will ask for a box. I'm like, what's the you're not gonna eat that. Don't even deal with it.
There's no sense in wasting the box or wasting the container to schlep it home And put it in the fridge so that you can throw it away 3 days later. Just throw it away now. You're not gonna eat that. I know you're not. Yeah.
Depending on what it is, though. Like, there are sometimes where I'm like, I'm gonna eat that. Like, I'm I will be eating the other half of this pasta. Yeah. Pasta is always good leftover.
Chinese food is always good leftover. Rice, I can eat leftover rice. That's fine. Mexican rice, Chinese rice. You have I like rice.
You've thrown out the same thing. What? Chinese food's good leftover. Rice is good leftover. Well Mexican food's good leftover.
Rice is good leftover. Mexican food is good leftover. I don't know. I think it turns into kind of a soggy mess. It kind of is when it comes out on the plate anyway.
Because there's too much sauce involved in it. Cheat melty cheese and whatever's in the burrito. Especially if you've got an enchilada or something. Right. I like leftover enchiladas for real.
I'm okay with the leftover enchilada. Depends on how much meat is inside. Like, when we make them a home and then we end up because the recipe makes 4 dozen for some reason, and we're no good at, like, cutting it in half. And so we end up with a ton of leftover enchiladas. I like that.
I'm good with with a couple leftover enchiladas the next day with fresh tomatoes cut up and some olives and some sour cream on there, microwaved. Oh, yeah. I'm I'm good for a leftover enchilada. Yeah. Okay.
That's a good leftover. Okay. Good for you. Nachos? Not a good leftover.
Nachos just turned into You got it. Your nachos are a eat it while you got it fresh Those chips are left. You you you can't 8. You can't you can't go more nachos. There's there's one shot for nachos.
Yeah. I kinda feel the same about French fries. For the most part, reheated French fries, no good. Weren't you just yelling at me the other day? Because I threw away some French fries, and you are gonna eat them.
Yeah. My my Those were good French fries. Those would have reheated in the air fryer really well. You just said French fries are good. All of them.
You got like, those were steak fries. Steak fries will reheat in an air fryer really good. Mhmm. If you want my leftovers, they're in the garbage. I don't.
That garbage smelled bad. Yeah. No. I I had to take it out. Spaghetti and Because I still had shoes on.
Yeah. That's my trick. Oh, good. Do you wanna learn something? Sure.
What are we gonna learn? We're gonna learn a new word. Let's learn a new word today. The word is Borborygmus. Borborygmus.
Borborygmus. Borborygmus. Mhmm. You got it. What does it mean?
Oh, you wanna know what it means? I mean, I'm trying to piece together parts of it to try and see if I can figure out what it means. I'm trying to guess. Oh. Borborygmus.
This is like a game of all games. An adjective? Like, does it's like like, that horse is Borborygmus. No. It's more of a verb.
It's a verb or an adverb. Do you know your parts of grammar? I don't know. I know you do. Last night, Emery told me that I didn't know.
She asked where you were. And I said, what do you need help with? And she said, what was it? Parallel sentence structure. Yeah.
I said, I know parallel sentencing, and she goes, more than that. And I went, wow. She said you were her math person, though. I thought that was cool. She did not say that.
She did? No. She didn't. Yeah. She said You're for math.
She said you were for math and spelling, and I was for I'm not for spelling. Or not spelling. English grammar. She said grammar. Math and grammar is you, and then I am emotional support.
Oh. I'm her personal. She said I see. You're for my personal needs. I see.
Borborygmus Borborygmus. Is a noun. It's a noun. It's a thing? It's a thing.
That it's not a descriptor. But I feel like it's also a verb. Okay. It is the rumbling or gurgling noise by the movement of fluid in your tummy. Oh.
So when your stomach makes that I'm suffering from boorborygmos. Yes. So it's a it's not an o u s at the end. It's just a u s. It's a u s.
That that helps in the spelling. An o u s would be an ad an adjective. But that is my adjectives. Right. Schoolhouse Rock.
That's where I learned it all. I should just let her listen to Schoolhouse Rock. She'll have everything figured out. I let's listen to Schoolhouse Rock now. Right now?
Just like yeah. I mean Conjunction junction and all that? Your fault. Yeah. You know.
Alright. Hooked up words and phrases. We know. And closets. We know it.
We know it. What's your favorite schoolhouse rock song? 3 is the magic number. That's your favorite? Yeah.
Shocking. Yeah. That's not mine. That's a good one. Mine is, the mister Morris.
Mister Morton. Mister Morton. Yeah. He's the subject of the sentence. And what the predicate says What are we doing?
Because We're learning. We're oh, okay. We're sharing knowledge because knowledge is power. Yeah. Yeah.
Alright. Cool. Blorborygmus is the rumblings of your, tumbly. Yeah. It's what Winnie the Pooh has when he's wanting honey.
No. That's just hunger. That's just hunger. But if your stomach is what? Squashy water.
Blop, blop, blop, blop. Boerborygmus. So the next time your stomach does that, and you go My boerborygmus. Excuse my boerborygmus. Case of boerborygmus.
My my fault. You should get a cream for that. Yeah. I don't think there's an ointment for boerborygmus. What do I know?
I'm not a doctor. Boorborygmos. There you go. Well, thank you for the, the lesson. Learning stuff today.
It's it's a little it's 8:30. I mean, we could be learning stuff. We are learning stuff. Boorborygmos. Spell it.
Adjectives? Without looking. Okay. B o r b r y. Borbory?
Yeah. You had to look. Dang it. I'm good at spelling. Borborygmus.
B o r b o Mhmm. B o r b o r y g m u s. Mhmm. Borborygmus. That's almost like a song.
Schoolhouse Rock song. Just a spelling song so you could remember it on your vocab test every Thursday. You sent us all a message. The whole group text I did got a message. Is I sent it to the wrong group first.
I sent it to my friend accidentally first. You did. Yeah. Well, that's not who you should've sent it to. She doesn't care about football.
No. So I said, I'm sorry. That's all I need. Sent it to the family. Yeah.
And the whole family was like, alright. So you sent award finalists for the NFL award. Responded. You guys didn't respond. What time did you send it?
I sent it. 4:40. I was doing other stuff. Rude. But here's here's what you got.
MVP award. These are football awards. Yeah. Did you say that? Yeah.
Okay. NFL Football Award finalists. MVP, Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson Yes. Joe Burrow. Burrow, Jared Goff, and, Saquon Barkley.
Saquon Barkley. He's not All of them. MVP. I was gonna say he's not a a quarterback. All of them are quarterbacks except for Saquon.
Interesting. Of them have performed amazing. Not on the list for MVP, Mahomes or Kelsey. Oh, too bad. I know.
You feel bad about that. Offensive, leader, I guess. Offensive player of the year. Player of the year is out what that is. Yep.
Joe Burrow, again, nominated. Lamar Jackson, nominated again. Saquon Barkley, nominated again. Ja'Marr, Chase. A wide receiver for Cincinnati on the list.
Derrick Henry, killer running back. For the Ravens. On the list. Good list. Not on the list.
Mahomes and Kelsey. Defensive player of the year, Miles Garrett. That guy's a machine. I like that guy too. He's a good dude.
He had over a 100, quarterback sacks this this season. He's a good dude. Correct? Unreal, that guy. He's just a nice guy.
Yeah. I love that guy. Was he the one that we were watching and there was a guy like, sometimes the the players will exchange jerseys after their days. I think that I think you're correct. And there was a guy, kind of a rookie guy that went up to him and was like, hey.
I know I'm a nobody, but could we exchange jerseys? And Miles Garrett was like, dude, you're not a nobody. Yeah. You're never a nobody. We're on this we're in this league together.
Dude, you're playing football. Look at this. Never a nobody. Yeah. Am I?
That was I like that. I like that. Trey Hendrickson, TJ Watts, Zac Braun, and Certain. I don't I don't know that dude's birthday. Guy.
But those are your defensive players of the year. Offensive rookie. Now this is a cool award. This is 1st year players. Yeah.
And Jaden Daniels is still in the race for the Super Bowl. He's a rookie quarterback. Rookie quarterback. What did I just read to you? You were telling me that he has the, same amount of playoff wins as Dax Prescott.
Dak. Dak Prescott, from the Cowboys. Okay. Here we go. That guy.
Prescott's been in football for 9 seasons. Oh, yeah. That's not good. Not good for Cowboys fans. Sorry, Cowboys.
Bo Nix is on the list. Neighbors is on here. What's his first name? Zach Neighbors? No.
It's not Zach Neighbors? No. It's like Malik or something. Oh. It is Malik.
Brian Thomas and Brock Bowers, on the list for offensive rookies. So, very cool to see some rookies there. You didn't like the coach list because this is the only place where a Chiefs player showed up, and it's the coach of the Chiefs, mister Mustache Reid. Yeah. A big whoop.
Why are you on the list? You don't need to be on the list. Dan Campbell Dan Campbell. Tumble quarterback from the Lions. Okay.
Kevin O'Connell. From your 5 Kings. K. And I don't know these other guys. Payton and Quinn.
Okay. But who do you feel like you wanna win that out of the out of the 3 you do know between Campbell, O'Connell, and Reed? Who do you think should win it? Honestly, it's gonna be a close race between Dan Campbell and Kevin O'Connell. I think both of them had their teams performing very, very well this season.
And both of them their teams were not expected to perform well this season, especially the Vikings because we had a we had a quarterback that was not necessarily anticipated to do well, and he did. Well, the award ceremony will happen February 6th. It will air live, 7 PM our time on Fox and the NFL Network. It'll be streaming on NFL plus. So you can see who gets those awards Did we talk about football too much?
Do I talk about you talk about football too much? What? Like, a couple of times a week? Yeah. I mean, look.
I know we're not like a sports show, but you it's really consumed you. Now, look, if you moved on and then you were talking about baseball and then you were talking about hockey and you're talking about basketball, you're talking about everything, I I could see where it'd be like, this is not a sports show. But you're talking about something you fell in love with over the past year and a half What's funny is and really became a big fan of. I became a fan because it was an effort to try and connect with my son. My son loved it, And I was like, I'm gonna get into this because this is something that he's into.
And now I'll send him, like, stuff about football, or I'll try to have a conversation with him about football. And he's like, oh, I don't care about that. So he's I feel like I'm more into it than he is. I think you're correct. So so look.
If it was something that we were talking about that you didn't know anything about, like, you you have something to say, something to share about football, so we should talk about it. I think that's fine. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. If if there's someone listening who's like, I don't really care about football, that's fine. At least I can see that she's passionate about it, so that's good.
I do think it's funny that, like, you know, stereotypically, it'd be like, hey. I wanna talk about sports, and you'd be like, come on. But you're over here going, like, I gotta talk about football. There's drama. And it's I think it's great.
There's a lot to talk about. Hilarious. There's a ton of emotion involved for you. And I've just been kind of along for the ride, and I'm not upset about it. So Kinda fun to watch, Matt.
Man? Those other 2 coaches, by the way, Sean Payton is from the Denver Broncos, and Dan Quinn is the Washington Commanders head. Oh, the Commanders. Yeah. Who are still going.
And the Broncos actually did very well this season 2. Yep. I know. That's a good that's a good category. Coach of the year.
Again, that's, what I say? February 6th. That's when you can, find out who wins them. I played the last note of that piano. Oh, you didn't.
Yes, I did. No. I I believe Louis Capaldi played his own piano. On the last on my imaginary keyboard Mhmm. I went playing.
That's nice of you. Thank you. Wouldn't that be the best position in a band if you just played the last note? Like, you were there and you were in it and then you just waited? Well, you know how when you see a band live, and they do that, like, there's, like, that big, like, we're gonna finish off the thing, and it's extra.
It's not what you what you ever see on Yes. On the album. And then they're like, and then there's this big, and there's this, like, this everything's vibrating, and then you just run on stage and just steal all the fun and glory from the whole band Yes. And you're the last note person. The last note.
It's like putting the last puzzle piece in. Yeah. What are you doing? It's my role on the team, man. That is my duty.
You need a better role. No. Just a best role. Run-in. Last note.
I don't know. I think dinner roll is the best role. Come out. Do you know, a man named Vincent Ford? No.
Vincent Ford runs a soup kitchen in Jamaica. No kidding. Yeah. Alright. What kind of soups you making?
There's a Jamaican joke in there, and I'm just trying to work it out. But, anyway, go on. Okay. Bob Marley. Good guy, Bob Marley.
Okay. You know Bob Marley? Never met him. He enjoyed eating soup at this supermarket in Jamaica. Super.
And he said, hey. Listen. I wanna make sure that this business stays around for a long time. Mhmm. And I wanna make sure you, Vincent Ford, owner of said supermarket, has stability for your life.
Makes sense. He gave a songwriting credit to Vincent Ford Oh, cool. On no woman, no cry. That's a big song credit. I know.
That's a beast. I know. So this guy's getting royalty checks for that song, posthumously from Bob Marley. Yes. That's a big deal.
I don't know if they were necessarily friends, but I know that Bob Marley is to continue to be able to make that soup. Yeah. So tell me a little bit and and he's got a he he does a soup kitchen, which would imply that he's helping less fortunate in the communities. Is that correct? Or does he just have a soup that he makes in a kitchen, and he's like a restaurateur?
Yep. I would I would imagine Bob Marley is a guy who would be like, I'm gonna support those less fortunate, and and also I want people to have delicious soup. Okay. Here's what I know. He lost his legs due to diabetes, and so he used a wheelchair to get, around.
Uh-huh. Despite his disability, he was still able to save another youth from drowning when he was a teenager. Wow. He's listed as a songwriter. Like, he is a songwriter.
He I'm trying to Do you know how much money he's getting in royalties? Like, is it substantial? I'm looking. No. I don't have I don't have a a fee.
I don't have a Yes. We don't know if it's gonna be a few $1,000 a year or if it's, like, a lot more than that. I I don't I don't know. I I don't know. You weren't supposed to ask so many questions.
I'm gonna play the last note real quick. That's what I'm gonna do. This is my job. Yeah. Sounds like this.
The Oscars are coming up. They're actually gonna have the 97th Academy Awards, and, they announced the nominees. Bowen Yang, who is from Saturday Night live. Yeah. And he's also, in Wicked.
He and, Rachel Sennot, I guess, is how you say it. I don't know. Her last name is not. Sennot. S e n n o t t.
S n Senott. It's not Senott. Senott. It's not. You're right.
That's not that's not how you say her name. They announced the nominees, leading the way, 13 nominations, including best picture, best director, and best actress, Emilia Perez. And I'm blown away know what that is. So I it's a it's a musical thing, and, I just I'm I'm blown away that that movie is the leading nominee getter. I just it always it always happens.
The golden lights come around, the Oscars come around, and I go, what are these movies? What are no one's ever heard of happened to these movies. Right. There was no, publicity for any of this. Yeah.
Wicked and The Brutalist are both up for 10 awards, including best picture for each of them. Yes. The show will be hosted by Conan O'Brien, and it will air live on ABC on March 2nd. I love Conan O'Brien. Yeah.
So I'm gonna go through best picture because as we were talking about, you don't know all of these movies. You know Wicked. Yes. You know Dune part 2 you've heard of. I've heard of.
Yes. Seen it, but you but you know about it. Yes. Have you heard of the movie The Substance? No.
I've heard about it. Sounds like a movie I'm not into, just because it's creepy. Nickel Boys. Nickel Boys? Uh-huh.
Nope. Haven't heard of it. What's that about? Still here. I'm still here.
What? Like, I'm still standing. But Oh, I see. You I'm still here. Okay.
I mentioned Amelia Perez. Yeah. Conclave? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I've heard of that one. K. A Complete Unknown? Nope. I believe that's the, Bob Dylan movie, I think.
I think so. Okay. And then Anora. No. And and the brutalist is in there and Emilia Perez.
So, quite a few nominees, but I just don't know. I don't know. It's it's interesting to see some of these actors in here. Yeah. Timothee Chalamet is is nominated for best actor for the Bob Dylan movie, a complete unknown.
Adrian Brody is, back on the scene. He's in the brutalist. Ralph Fiennes? Oh, yes. He's in Conclave.
He's so good. Sebastian Stan is in The Apprentice, and then Coleman Domingo is in Sing Sing. Those are the best actor nominees. Best actress, Cynthia Rivo for Wicked, Carla Sofia Gascon for Emilia Perez, Mikey Madison for Enora, Demi Moore for the substance, and Fernanda Torres for I'm Still Here. So I I there's so much going on.
But, again, as I've said, awards unless you're talking about sports awards where there's actual statistics to say Yeah. Here's why this person is the best in this category. I agree with you. It's art. It's subjective.
It's all relative, isn't it? Yeah. It's very personal. You think is an amazing performance, I might go, Yeah. So sometimes awards shows I just go, I I can't.
I don't know. Wicked is up for best score, but does not have a nomination in best song. Really? And maybe it's because they are not unique to the movie. Maybe because they are from the Broadway musical, so maybe that's why they don't have a nomination.
Emile Emilia Perez has 2, which Interesting. I don't I don't care. That one that I played for you yesterday. That I was like awful. Yeah.
That's not great. It's awful. It was very poorly written. And it's, you know, okay. Cool.
According to me. Again, somebody else might hear that and go Yeah. That was amazing. It's not for me. And, and and that's all I have to say about that.
Anyway, again, they will air March 2nd, and that's it. That's That's what I know. It's a okay. It's the Academy Awards coming soon. Chantel, this one comes from the, someone invented things we don't need file.
Okay. This file has a lot of stuff in it that we don't need, and you can add to it the electronic tongue. What? It's an electronic tongue? No.
I I got that part. But does it what does it do, and how do you use it? Well, I guess researchers at Penn State decided they wanted to do something unique and different, and they felt like making a robot that can test food freshness was the thing to focus on. So they made a robotic tongue that can, detect food spoilage Okay. Contamination or food fraud in just minutes.
Is the idea for this something that everybody would have in their homes or something like test kitchens would have? I think the idea is this would be something you would have in your house where you could find out if the milk is still good. You just put your, electronic robot tongue in there, and it would be able to tell you if it's expired or not. But I can I can I can use my old factory? Alright.
Let's talk about that. K. What do you smell in bad milk that doesn't exist in good milk? Because I've smelled milk, and I've gone, I don't know what I'm actually trying to smell for. But then you taste it, and then you go, 86 the milk.
Yeah. The if I pour it and it goes lump into the glass, I know it's not good. Yep. If if it's making its own cheese, I know the milk has gone bad. But if you open the lid and you just smell it, which you do Yeah.
How do you know if the milk is bad? Like, obviously, you're gonna know if it's bad bad. Well But how do you know if it's borderline bad? Okay. But listen.
Sometimes I'll look at the date and I'll go like, uh-uh. It's past its date. Let me sniff it, and then I'll smell it. Mhmm. And then I still won't eat it even though I like, it smells fine, but it subconsciously, I'm like, I don't know about that.
Like so in my brain, I go, it's past its due date, so I don't think I'm gonna eat it just because it could be bad. And that's a sell by date. Can we be real? That's a sell by freshness. That is not a use by.
I know that it's probably still very good. Yeah. But because in my brain, I go, it's out. It's expired. Yeah.
Our kids won't drink it if it's even 2 days before the sell by date. They're like, no. That milk's bad. Yeah. Which drives me a little wacky.
Me too. I'm like, hey. Drink this milk. It's still good milk. Still good milk.
Yeah. What I what I would prefer is if they put on a sold date. You bought this milk on this date. And then you could go, okay. Good.
I know the freshness should last me 2 weeks maybe. I don't know what it is. But that way you could say, alright. I bought this on December 3rd. Probably too old to drink.
You could probably just put that date on yourself. My point is then the kids wouldn't see the expired date and think the milk is bad because of a number on the on the I've tried to wash off that date before so that they would just drink it. And how'd that go? Not good. Okay.
Well, this, this AI electronic tongue, can, apparently distinguish between, different liquids, with a 97% accuracy. Wow. It can, it has its own little brain in there. So it can detect food spoilage, food fraud, and contamination in minutes. And I don't know, when this thing may become a consumer product or if, but, little smart tongue for your for your milk might be everyday needs.
Yeah. And I don't know if it's actually it's probably just like a probe. I don't think it's tongue shaped or anything, but they're they're calling it that, like, a robotic tongue. So it would be just like a little meat thermometer or something. That kind of thing.
Yeah. Hooked to a little device that, when you put it in there, it can somehow test. That's what I think it is anyways. Might be it might be useful. Yeah.
Perhaps. Would you rather this or that? I would rather this or that. Okay. What would you rather?
Would you rather have a rain cloud that follows you around with bad news all day long Oh, no. Or sunshine that's constantly perky and happy. So would you rather have sadness from inside out follow you around all day or joy follow you around all day long? I'm so happy. What you picking?
Well, the first choice is joy, like sunshine. Right? You want that. You wanna be happy. Yeah.
Because who wants to be sad and depressed all day long? But perky and happy gets real annoying real quick because there are times when you're like, listen. Let me just be a grump for a minute, please. K. So it's a conundrum, isn't it?
Yeah. It's a would you rather this or that conundrum. Yeah. But I'm gonna I'm gonna pick sunshine. Yeah.
I'm picking sunshine too because who wants to be followed around by a sad rain cloud all day? Nobody. Nobody would wanna hang out with you. Like, hey, guys. Hey.
Who's your friend? Oh, it's just rain. Sad. You wanna hear something terrible? Yeah.
Yeah. No. Especially in in current times. I'd rather have sunshine following me around. That sounds way better.
Yeah. Somebody is just like, here's some good news. Hey. Did you hear about this great news? Look.
Puppies. Like, that's what I need. Right. Nobody you don't wanna be known as the oh, here comes Debbie Deb. Boy.
Here Debbie Deb. There Everybody scatter. Yeah. Yeah. Hide yourself.
Would you rather this or that? I'm taking the sunshine. Me too. I saw the results of this study yesterday, and, and I wanted to ask. You know there are people who, when they're moving around their office or when they're trying to get places, like, they are hot steppers.
Like, they are cruising. Yes. Like, quick moving feet people. Yep. You wanna know what I learned about them?
What? They're not exactly happy. They're kind of not good people. I feel like that is a generalization that doesn't necessarily speak true to all of those people. You don't think so?
No. This new study, says that people that walk super super fast, are less happy. They say they're more goal oriented and therefore more, introverted because they don't wanna stop and socialize. They're just really trying to get their stuff done and and move along. They are also easily unhappied, if that's the way that word works.
Unhappied? Yeah. They get easily they get unhappy quicker, when things don't go their way because they're they're just like, I got things to do, and this is now an obstruction for me. And so that's interesting. They also say that people who walk fast are a bit of a perfectionist type.
Okay. I'm a pretty slow walker. So Okay. Right? So good.
So So really just accepting things as they are and socializing as you go. And, and then they also say that fast walking people find it harder to maintain and develop relationships because there's a time requirement to that. But they also say the positive sides of fast walkers, are actually courageous and confident. They possess the energy that is hard to match up to, and that can be all good. I'm kind of, get there when I get there kinda guy.
You really are. You really are. I mean, you don't waste people's time, which I think is important because Yeah. No. I hate to do that.
There are people who are like, yeah. I'll I'll get there when I get there, but then you're just gonna end up waiting for me. And that's not that's not great. No. I'm I'm like, hey.
You you go ahead and get started. I'll be there as soon as I get there. Don't wait on me. I'm on my way. There's lots of people who dev that's not what I'm talking about.
Like, there are definitely people who think that their time is more precious than your time, and so then they will purposely keep you waiting. Right. I'm not that person. I'm like a Usually, in people that are higher never mind. I've said too much.
Oh, Higher. Is that what you think? Mhmm. You're you're saying that higher folks? Not necessarily.
Higher, but, yeah, I've had I've had bosses before that are like, let's schedule this meeting. Uh-huh. And then I get there when the meeting is scheduled, and then they say, you're gonna wait about half an hour. Wow. That's uncool.
I don't care for that. Highfalutin'. I've said too much. I know. That's fun.
Hey. We're gonna take off. Have a good weekend. Hope you have a great rest of your Friday. Too.
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