Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Wednesday, January 22, 2025
Episode summary introduction:
It’s a droll day filled with dry amusement, we get all mechanical with diesel engines, why would you drive an ice cream truck at night, we might be adding a secret 3rd co-host to the show, Josh has two many Facebook profiles, Luna slept through the night last night, Josh threw a pain bagel in his lunch bag and then just ate it plain, what’s going on with cold school busses, we get spicy on hot sauce day, eastidahonews.com shared a donut recipe that Josh is excited to try, that’s a mushy banana, and you should think about changing your pin number.
Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
2:38 - What a droll month
7:06 - Warming up the car
12:34 - Good News to Get You Going
15:43 - Creepy ice cream trucks at night
22:39 - Our new 3rd co-host
25:22 - Josh has too many Facebook profiles
32:06 - Luna slept through the night
37:58 - Josh's plain bagel
42:13 - School busses are cold
47:53 - Happy hot sauce day
53:27 - Homemade donuts from eastidahonews.com
56:31 - Chantel's soggy banana
1:02:52 - Would You Rather This or That
1:06:16 - Change your pin number & outro
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Full show transcript:
This is wake up classy 97, the podcast. Hey. It's Josh and Chantel. This is a replay of today's full show in about an hour. It's a Wednesday, January 22nd.
On today's show, it's a droll day filled with dry amusement. You said droll meant dry amusement. It does. I'm trying to figure out what wet amusement is. Like, a water park.
Oh, that's it. Water park. How droll. We get all mechanical with diesel engines. Yeah.
Woo. Woo. Yeah. Vroom vroom, more like. Woo.
Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo.
Why would you drive an ice cream truck at night I know. To sell ice cream to people who work during the night. Or people who want ice cream at night. Sometimes I want ice cream at night. Right.
We might be adding a secret third co host to the show. Don't ask his name or ask us to talk to him. Right. He's just gonna be there for informational reasons only, and then he disappears back into the deep Back into the shadows. Yeah.
Josh has too many Facebook profiles. Not too many. Not for long. Luna slept through the night last night. Let's go.
Yeah. Big day. Full night's rest. Big day. Josh threw a plain bagel in his lunch bag and then just ate it plain.
And why do you have a problem with this? It's gross. It was bland. I don't have a problem. My breakfast is atrocious.
What's going on with cold school buses? I don't know. They're cold. We get a spicy on hot sauce day. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We do.
Yeah. We talk about hot sauce. Eastsideaho news.com shared a doughnut recipe that Josh is excited to try. One of my favorites. And I'm mostly excited, really, about the frosting bag full of cream filling.
That is my favorite part. That's a mushy banana. Would you say past its due date? Yeah. Listen.
You should think about changing your PIN number. Yeah. That's probably a good idea because 1234 just isn't cutting it. Not it, guys. Thanks for listening to our show.
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What are we doing? What do you mean? We're waking up early. We're showing up at work. Yeah.
We're we're getting on the radio. We're being responsible. We're being, dependable. We're being Or making a paycheck. Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah. That's what we're doing. Hi. Good morning.
That's what we're doing. We're being just wanted to make sure I understood all the reasons that it's, like, single digit degrees outside, and I'm awake. I actually didn't feel like it was that cold this morning. Compared to the past couple of days, you're you are correct. It is not as cold.
Oh, what a I mean, it's brisk, but what a fine day. You know, right now, negative 9. Hey. But, you know, it's the you got that going for you, because I'm curious. I wanna see where Rexburg's at.
Rexburg's at 2. 2. And Idaho Falls is at negative 9. That's wild. And Pocatello is at 6.
How is Idaho Falls in a cold spot of negatives right in the middle? Listen. That seems inaccurate. What other source are you looking at? That's AccuWeather.
They have Accu in their name. In a group the other day, and we there were 5 of us, and Yeah. Every single one of us had a different different temperature. Yeah. No.
If you're looking at phones and you're hanging out with iPhone people, they always have their own temperature. 4 of them had iPhones, but they all had different temperatures than I did. Strange. Yeah. It was strange.
I'm just confused at how the how the weather works. Let me let me check here. On how the weather works. Nobody knows. This is not my favorite time of the year.
I don't The cold January? I don't think anybody really likes this time of year. I mean, there are certain things to look forward to, but I think it's a pretty droll kinda month. Droll. That's a word.
It is a word. It is, on my phone in two different spots, it says it's negative 9. So no. This one says negative 3. Do you wanna know the droll definition?
Sure. Is curious or unusual in a way that provokes dry amusement? Dry amusement. I am dry amused. Yeah.
Yeah. As opposed to anyway Anyway. That that's what I know. It's it's late January, and it's, and it's doing that cold late January thing. Now It's kinda mid January still.
It's mid January is so good. 9 days left. Oh, okay. It's We're late January. Alright.
Settle. We are 1 month away from somebody's birthday. You're right. We are 1 month away from your birthday. Oh, mine?
That's right. Thanks for bringing it up. What are we gonna do for your birthday? I don't know. You asked me last night.
I don't have an answer. I feel like, if I was 10, I'd know exactly what I wanna do, but I'm not. But you could pretend to be 10. What would 10 year old Josh want to do for his birthday? I don't know.
Let's do that. You wanna go for pizza and play video games? Yeah. I wanna go to the arcade Yes. And play, Streetfighter and Okay.
Who has an arcade? We have Streetfighter. We have an we have a whole game system. We have arcades at home now. We do.
You're right. Is that as fun? People that have arcades. There are arcades that exist all over East Idaho. Let's do it.
Fun? I don't know. Yeah. We gotta go to the arcade. Let's do it, buddy.
I don't know anybody who has that off road game with the trucks and the steering wheels. Oh, I love that game. That's a good game. Doctor Mario was a good game. Tetris is way better than doctor Mario.
Mario is a better Tetris. No. Yeah. It is. No.
It is not. Yeah. It is. No way, dude. No way.
Yeah. It is. No. Yeah. No.
Because you actually have a point. You're filling prescription bottles. You see? Tetris, what's the point? Clear line.
Yeah. Whoopie. Oh, come on. Wow. Wow to you.
Okay. Okay to you. Right? Wow and okay. Boing flip.
Okay. Alright. It's gonna be one of those days. I got out this morning and warmed up our cars. I noticed that.
That was nice. It was, it was a little warmer on the way to work. A little. Not much. No.
Because it takes so long to to warm up in this frigid temperatures. In these chilly temps. But do you know why we warm up cars? So that we can be comfortable. We can be comfortable.
Yeah. But is there a reason like, does it help the engine? I don't know. I think I think there might have been, a thing where that happens. You're right.
Good answer. That they still do that. So back in the old days, if you had an old fashioned carburetor engine, you needed to warm up fuel injection. Or it could stall. Yeah.
So unless you've got a classic car or, like, just an older car with a carburetor engine Yeah. There's no need to warm up your engine. You're just warming it up to be warm on the inside of your car. Right. I here's the thing.
Here's the question I need to ask you, though, because it says that if you don't wanna be comfortable, it wastes gas and causes more wear and tear on your engine. So now what I wanna know what? I don't know about that. I was just looking like mechanics agree that, like, a little bit of idle time is sufficient to allow oil pressure to build up in the system. Okay.
But they're talking like that's, like, 30 seconds to a minute that you would need to let it idle when you start in the cold before you just drive away. Okay. Here's my question. Yeah? Emery has voice lessons.
They're about half an hour. Yeah. And I usually just stay in the car while she goes into her voice lesson. Uh-huh. And I'll read a book.
In the warmer months, I turn off my engine, but in these cold months, I've been leaving my engine running for about 30 minutes. Is that good or bad for my engine? Well, I'm no mechanic, so I can't really answer that question, but I'm gonna I'm gonna try to do some research. Okay. Do some research.
And you have a diesel engine. Yeah. So it's probably not great. Right? I don't know.
And then I worry about the battery for it sitting there idling for That's the battery is is gonna charge while it's doing that. That's fine. Great. Letting a diesel engine idle for 30 minutes is generally considered not good practice Uh-oh. As it sufficiently increases wear and tear on the engine, waste fuel, and can contribute to environmental issues Oh, no.
Due to increased emissions. While occasional short idling periods may be necessary in cold weather, Extended idling should be avoided whenever possible. Okay. Okay. What it says.
When you know better, do better. Will. And I will. Yeah. Go inside.
I will. Now from now on. I didn't know. It says, if you're gonna be stationary for an extended period, shut off the engine to avoid unnecessary idling. I know.
But it's toasty warm in there by the time I get there, and then I get my seat back, and I Yeah. Alright. Now I'll have to turn it off, go inside it through the cold, back inside through the cold, into my cold car. I get it. I understand.
Hey. When my mom here's a fun story. Uh-huh. Once I know this story. This story is fantastic.
I wanna know what was going through your mom's mind during the story. Tell this story. This is great. This is great. We were I mean, we were kids, and it was supposed to be really cold overnight.
And my mom thought that she was like, the engine's gonna get so cold in that van, and so she covered it with a blanket. Yeah. Tuck it in. And then the next day, she forgot it was there, went to start the car, and caught the blanket on fire. So Yeah.
It's not good practice. Yeah. I don't know why she warm it up. I don't know why she warm in a blankie. I don't get it.
I don't either. Tail. Anyway, that's your mom. I know. Listen.
She's not a dumb person. That was just a bad decision. Well, she didn't know better. Just, you know, when you know better, do better, as she said. She doesn't put blankets on engines anymore.
No. She doesn't. You gotta learn from your mistakes. Live out in the cold now. Cars crawl up to the window to look inside where it's nice and toasty warm.
She's sitting there warming her hands by the fireplace, and they're just cold shivering outside. That poor little engine. I wish I had a blanket. Yeah. What's funny is that was, like, the thinnest blanket too, and it was a blanket that my grandma had made.
Oh, man. She burned it up. Well, what's funny is my there's me, my sister, and my brother. And my grandma had made all 3 of us our own special blanket, and my mom used my sister's. Funny.
Your sister should've put her blanket away. If it wasn't hanging out in the living room, she wouldn't have grabbed it. Maybe. Actually, you're probably right. Yeah.
She would've went and found a different blanket. But that one was convenient. And in her head, she said, I'm gonna go put a blanket on that engine so it'll be warm overnight. That engine a blankie. Because blankets generate heat.
Didn't you know? Yeah. We've, still been dealing with those wildfires that broke out in Southern California. And, I I would say we. I've I've not done anything.
I'm I've I've been watching it happen. But the folks in Southern California have been, doing a lot with those devastating fires. The Pizza Girl Pizzeria is one of the people that stepped up to help out. This is kinda cool. They're in Venice, California.
And they, rallied and baked pizzas nonstop to do whatever they could to help out. We gotta feed people. Right? That was their thing. We can feed people.
So, the founder, Caroline D'Amour, and her team handed out over 1,000 pizzas to both first responders and evacuees. She said she feels compassion for those who were and continue to be affected by the fires, but she's also proud of the business that she built and the staff that she's put together to be able to serve the community. She said my team's incredible, and I couldn't do it without them. So these guys have been going nonstop. And while the usual flow of customers has changed for the pizza girl pizzeria, Plans are in place to continue serving the community until people are able to build back stronger and better than before.
Mhmm. She said, I do believe that we will rebuild, and we will be okay. I think it's all about supporting everybody. It's the most important thing right now, Just doing everything we can. So I I like that there's people, that there's always helpers, and and it's nice to, it's nice to see when something is as minor as pizza.
This is what I can do. I can I've got stuff. Let's make pizza. Let's feed people. Yeah.
Food is essential. Yeah. So it's really cool. Help people that way. That's fantastic.
Plus, it's called pizza girl. Pizza girl pizzeria. I want some pizza. A pizza does sound pretty good right now. Does it?
We get we get talking about food way too early in the morning, and then I just want food. I know. But a nice, a nice saucy piece of pizza right now Or it sounds real good. Even sounds good. I don't even know what that means, but yeah.
Breakfast pizza. You know what I'd do? How would you make a breakfast pizza? I'll tell you how I'd make my breakfast pizza, and maybe we'll get a hold of pizza girl and say you got an idea. Oh, I would lay out a dough, and then I put dough.
Yes. Gravi crust. My sauce? Oh, like a white country gravy with pepper gravy? Yep.
Yes. And then with you? Put cheese What's your crust made of? Is your crust just regular pizza crust? Are you making it out of, like, a biscuit?
Like a biscuit. Yeah. Like a thin or maybe a croissant? Yeah. A croissant?
Mhmm. Yeah? Anyway, you got the the white pepper gravy and then some cheese. K. Alright.
And then some sausage and maybe some bacon. Alright. Some fried cheese. Scrambled eggs. Okay.
Yum. That sounds nice. We've never done that before, but it sounds good. Pretty good. You know how, people make, like, the little, English muffin pizzas?
We can make English muffin breakfast pizzas. Let's do it. Right. I don't have any of those supplies right now. Darn it.
Or the tools. Pizza girl. Good news to get you going. Girl? What?
Oh, I didn't know. You didn't give me the the song ended, and I just assumed I could talk. But Have you? I realized that I didn't you normally give me, like, a cue. Like, yeah, I've pushed the buttons.
Yeah. And I didn't see the cue. And so then I thought maybe I jumped the gun. I just thought you were doing a Jeff Foxworthy impression. Have you?
Have you ever. No. Have you what? Okay. Have you seen these things where, like, I've seen these before online where there's a question that says, what can you do during the day that's completely normal and fine, but if you do it at night, it's real creepy?
Oh, that's an interesting question. For instance, carrying a shovel, perfectly fine for gardening during the day. A little bit scary at night. Scarier also, I would say, in the winter if it's not a snow shovel. Oh, yes.
Walking around at night carrying, like, a just a regular dig a hole shovel. Yeah. Real weird. Yeah. What?
Ground's frozen. What'd you do? Digging. Yeah. Do you have any others?
I got some. I just wanna know if you have any. That's, I'm I'm gonna have to ponder a little bit. But, but I'm trying to think about, like, what's a daytime activity? What's something that you do because there's light?
What about, sitting on a park bench? That's feeling calm during the day. Yeah. If you do it at night, seems a little suspicious. I don't I don't feel like that's suspicious.
Be suspicious. Sometimes you just need to sit and have a rest. No. At night, no suspicious. It's not is that why they close the parks at night?
Because parks are suspicious at night. Don't be sitting. Don't be just walking with a headlamp on and then taking a rest like you would do during the day when you're at work. Like, maybe you can only walk at night. Like, come on.
That's not suspicious. Walking. How about you say these things, and I'll debunk them. Okay. That's more fun.
Alright. Why are you carrying a shovel at night? I don't know. Because maybe you have one of those fancy plants like in Dennis the menace that only blooms at night, and so you're night gardening. What?
Dennis the menace plant? An obscure reference. Yeah. It is. But Okay.
There's this anyway Carry on. Mister Wilson has a plant. Doesn't matter. And it blooms up. Ice cream truck?
Cool during the day. Cool all the time. Be at night. No. That's fine.
No. It isn't. What's wrong with that? Did you hear an ice cream truck at night? You didn't say selling ice cream out of the truck.
You just said driving the truck. Fine. Driver music plate. Well, yeah. If you're out there trying to sell.
But look, you had an idea last year about somebody driving around in the evening time with school supplies and That's right. Right. So not creepy. It's the same truck. It's just on its school supply.
Right? Not at night, though. Yeah. Like In the east school supply truck goes by, like, maybe 4 or 5. That's not a nice at, like, 6 or 7.
Yeah. Okay. You're right. Still creepy. So it can't be an ice cream truck.
It can't be the jingly kind of truck. Why? Because that's creepy. It's not creepy. Nah.
If I heard an ice cream truck lullabies for people that are outside. These are my little jingly lullabies. Let me let me come up with another one. Pushing a stroller? Yeah.
Fine. Night walks. Again, people go on night walks. But what if it's empty at night? What if it has a dog in it?
Because your dog is too lazy to walk, and you put it in the stroller and push it around. You got a baby in it in the day or a dog, and then at night, empty. What if you walked down the street, you saw you and I are taking a night walk? Mhmm. And we see Which we do time to time in the summer.
And we see somebody pushing a stroller. Nothing in the stroller. I would I'd probably wonder if that person was okay. Did it did it. I would say, excuse me.
You would not. You would not even I'd run over and I'd go, hi. There's nothing in your stroller. What you pushing? You would not do that.
Get out of here. You wouldn't. And they'd say, actually, my my wife and the the the kid is not having a good time on the walk. They're a couple of blocks away, so I ran home to get the stroller so we could continue our night walk, with the kid who's tired of walking. That's what see?
Debunked. Debunked. Not creepy. Get out of here. Totally functional.
Okay. How about, let's see. Hanging up laundry. Fine during the day. Creepy at night.
Not creepy. Yes, sir. No. Maybe maybe you only dry your clothes by the moonlight. Maybe that's your thing.
That's my that's my thing. But not creepy. Oh, my thing is hanging up close by the moonlight. Yeah. Has anybody ever asked you, hey.
What's your thing? Yeah. I hang up clothes in the moonlight. No one's ever asked me, hey. What's your thing?
No. I know. What would you even say? I go hang it up clothes in the moonlight. That's not your thing.
No. But what a what a what a strange thing to say. I push strollers, empty strollers around the neighborhood in the dark. What's your thing? Like, the thing that you're known to do.
Yeah. Some people are like, oh, I know that guy. Or they go, no. You don't. And I go, you just haven't caught me yet.
Ew. Ew. I'm good at it. Creepy in the shadows. Here's one last thing.
Alright. One more. Blowing bubbles. Anytime. Cool in the day.
Not so cool at night. There's nothing wrong with it. It's creepy. No. It's not.
What if you put glow in the dark stuff in there? Or you, squeeze highlighter juice in there. Maybe they'll light up. Lighter juice? Yeah.
What's highlighter juice? You ever taken apart a highlighter? There's highlighter juice in there. No. I have not ever taken apart a highlighter.
And it glows under black light. And if you put it in the bubble stuff and you blow bubbles, you'll have glowing bubbles. Really? Yeah. I've never done that.
Totally a normal thing. What's your thing? Glowing bubbles. Taking apart highlighters. Yeah.
Apparently. Just that. Just taking apart every highlighter I see in pieces. I hide pen caps. What?
It's I wanna do that highlighter thing. I'm making a note to remember. Alright. I've never done that. Alright.
Well, I've never done it either, but the science is there. You've never done it? No. I thought you said you had. No.
You made it sound like you had. I know because I'm good at that. Oh, yeah. I have taken apart a highlighter. There's highlighter juice in it.
Cool. Highlight. Stop saying juice. It's not juice. What do you call it?
It's not juice. If you say it's juice, then people think they can drink it. Oh, don't. Not juice. You don't drink it.
It's, poison. Highlighter poison. Alright. That's better. I have a proposition.
What's the proposition? The proposition is a 3rd cohost. A a But but listen. It doesn't really co this is actually his idea. This is a friend of mine.
His name is Tito. Okay. He was listening yesterday. Yesterday, I was singing a song, and I couldn't remember what musical it was from. Right.
And he texted me, South Pacific. Right. And I said, yes. And then later, we were talking in about an advice column, and we couldn't remember the name of the advice column. And I was like, dear Margaret, dear Anne, and he texted, dear Abby.
And I said, yes. And then I said, you needed to be here. So his idea Oh, okay. Is that he's our 3rd cohost, but he's never allowed he's never talked to. We don't talk to him.
His name is never mentioned. I see. He literally, his job is to just lean into the mic to answer the questions we can't remember. Right. And then he sits back again.
That's perfect. He's just the quiet guy in the corner. Occasionally, he goes, it's you you think South Pacific. South Pacific. And then just disappears.
And then he's gone. What what you are thinking of is, dear Abby. And then we go, oh, that's right. Thank you. No.
We don't even say that. We don't acknowledge? No. We don't acknowledge that. It just happens, and then we go, oh, dear Abby.
Like, we knew the whole time. Knew the whole time. I see. Yeah. Oh, that's from South Pacific.
Oh. Of course. I love it. I think it's a brilliant idea. It is it is an idea.
A brilliant idea. I mean, we do have a 3rd microphone. I know. And he wouldn't take up a lot of space. He's a Because why?
Because he's a skinny human being. Yeah. He's a small guy. He's not small. He's just skinny.
He's a skinny fella. He could hang out right there next to that 3rd microphone Yeah. And lean in. South Pacific. South Pacific.
I think Dear Abby. Uh-huh. Yes. Dear Abby, thank you, my own brain. My own brain.
That's that's what you call him? Thank you, my own brain? That's what he could just follow me around in my real life. Because you need that. I do need that.
Multiple times throughout each day where you forget references. Oh, yes. Constantly. Interesting. Yep.
Yep. I need somebody to transcribe my brain, really. That's what it is. Who wants that job? No.
Nose goes. No, bud. This is your Well, oh, this is because I'm still going through this, bud. No, bud. Well, you pointed at me.
No. This is your thing. Listen, bud. You lose Hey, bud. No, bud.
Buddy? I have, for a long time, had 2 Facebook pages. It's a secret. It's not really a secret. That's awesome.
But I've had I've had 2. I've had, sort of a personal life Facebook account that I found out I've had since October of 2008. Wow. It's been there for a while. That's older than our daughter.
It's super old. And then I have my sort of work professional whatever Facebook profile, that I've spent way less time on, the work one. Okay. And, yesterday, just as I was kinda going through some social media stuff, I decided, what am I doing? Why am I trying to have 2 Facebook pages?
Yeah. This is this is a lot of extra just to be connected to people on the Internet. Right. And it didn't feel like it was that important. So I said, I'm gonna take this one that I've had since October of 2008, and I'm gonna shut it down.
Shut it down. Yeah. I'm only gonna have the one page, the sort of the work professional whatever Facebook page. K. Because I don't use Facebook a ton.
I don't post regularly. Right. I I post work stuff. Right? I post on Classy 97 stuff.
I post, you know, occasionally on my, Josh Tielor Facebook page, but not regularly enough. And so I wanted to, like, be able to consolidate and say, here's everything. It's in one spot. You don't have to go chase me around a 100 different places to find what I'm up to. Are people doing that?
That's what I'm doing. Are people trying to find what I'm up to? Who knows? Are people chasing you around trying to find out what you're up to? I just can't be bothered to post things multiple times in multiple places.
Too much work. It's it's too much to think about. Mhmm. I can't be logged in to multiple accounts on my phone at once. I can't have messenger open on 2 different accounts.
So I I've got, like, a missing messages because I'll accidentally be logged in to 1 or the other. Yeah. And so then I'm, like, days late getting back to people. It's it's frustrating. Hey.
I've sent you some messages on that. Yeah. I probably haven't seen them. Oh, good stuff too. Cool.
What did I send you yesterday? Don't send me stuff through Facebook Messenger. That's the worst place to reach me. I know. But, like, sometimes I'll see things.
Like, I think yesterday, I sent you something on Facebook Messenger about, something oh, I know what it was. It was one of our favorite bands is gonna be performing Cool. At Red Rocks. Awesome. Yeah.
I haven't seen that info. I know. Yeah. I don't I don't look at that. That's the worst place to try to contact me ever.
And mostly is I wanna save it somehow, and then I'll send it to you so that I have it Cool. In messenger form. But, also, just because it's cool and I wanted to share the info. Well, that's fine. You did.
You shared the info. I just haven't seen it. Okay. So what I'm finding out through this process of trying to get rid of a Facebook page is that there's a ton of, stuff in the back end of the of this social media network. Oh, good.
Yeah. And and so I've been going through and I've been trying to do a little house cleaning as I've kind of like, I I gave myself, like, a week sort of deadline, and I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna focus on cleaning up my algorithm and getting things the way that I want it to be so that maybe when I use Facebook, it isn't just ad thing they think I wanna see, another ad Right. Another thing they think I wanna see, and then a post from someone that I actually wanna see, and then a repeat of that pattern. Right. So I've been trying to I've been trying to break Facebook, as I've been doing this.
And it's kind of been interesting, by telling it, no. Quit feeding me this garbage. I don't want any of this and unsubscribing from stuff and, unliking pages. Like, there was a point in time, I don't know what I was doing, but I just went and, like, bulk liked everything. And so, it has no idea who I am or what I like because it was just, like, everything.
Oh, that exists? That's a business? That's a place? Cool. Like it like it like it.
So, I'm trying to fix it, and it's a mess. It's a big project. It's like untying a bunch of knots. I understand that, but why don't you just mass delete that account? Why are you going through an unliking individual Sorry.
This is on the one I'm keeping. Oh, I see. On the one that I'm keeping, I'm trying to fix. I see. Okay.
So I'm trying because I I want that one to function properly, and and it had like, I've had it since, I think, 2,000 12. Okay. So it's it's old as well, and it's got a bit of history, but it it it it's not as old as the original one. The one that I signed up right after they allowed people that didn't have dotedu emails to sign up in 2008. Yeah.
So anyway, it's an interesting process. If you've never gone through and actually looked at, like, your content settings and your stuff in the back end, it's fascinating. No. You can control It's not true. Much, like, political content you get, how much, like, you can set all your preferences for what you what content you wanna see.
I don't know if it's actually gonna make any difference Right. But it exists within there. And I've gone in, and I've turned off and on a whole bunch of different stuff. So we'll see. I might be I might be figuring out how to make this thing work.
If I could get it to show chronologically just my friends, like the old days Like the yeah. That would that's what I want. That's what everybody wants. Everybody in their right mind wants to be able to only see their friends Yeah. And to only see things in chronological order Yeah.
So that when I go in and I log on, I can catch up with what I might have missed and turn it off. Yeah. And they don't want that. No. They don't.
That's what I want. That's what everybody wants. We don't wanna be sold to constantly. Yeah. Constant.
Yeah. Well, good luck to you, buddy. Thanks. That's a big project. It is a giant project.
That's what I'm finding out. Doing it. It's a big rat's nest of a project. Good luck. Thanks.
Get that detangling brush Oh. To clear out that rat's nest. A detangling brush. Yeah. You said rat's nest.
It's typically what they say about, like, little kids' hair. Or wires. Oh. Uh-oh. Or an actual nest where rats built.
Or that. Yeah. Could could be a mess. The last couple of weeks, our dog has been acting like a newborn. We talked about this a little bit.
Yeah. We talked about it yesterday on the show. Yeah. She doesn't sleep all night. She wakes up barking consistently about 2 AM.
The other night, you slept on the couch next to her in order to calm her down. Yeah. And yeah. Yeah. She was in her kennel.
Yeah. It was not like, come on, dog. No. I just was there to remind her that it's bedtime. So I laid on the couch.
She would bark. I would say, no. Go to bed. Well, we could tell her it is And then she bark, and I'd say, no. Go to bed until she quit.
Her dog is a bird. Well, it's possible. I I tried over the past couple of nights when she would start barking to help her. I because what I think is happening is something is startling her awake. And so to to make her feel safe me awake.
Right. And then she's barking to wake up the whole house because she's scared of something or something. She is. And so everything. I tried, similar to a birdcage, I tried putting a blanket over the top of her kennel to block out, like like, maybe there's flashing lights.
She's really obsessed with lights and stuff, and, and we have a motion light outside that turns on automatically. And so Ah. That could be That could be keeping her awake. There's a I'm trying to figure out things. And so last night, when she went into her kennel for bed, I put a a blanket over the top to kinda block out the light on two sides, because the other side is up against the wall.
And I don't want her to be too hot in there. So I want airflow to still happen and all that stuff. So I covered up the main light, portals, we'll call it. Portals. The light portal.
Yeah. And so The door. With the the door in the one side. Yeah. So that if there was light, it wouldn't disturb her.
And she slept through the night to the best of my knowledge. I didn't even hear it out. Right. Now she was barking a little bit this morning when we were getting ready to leave the house. That's just because we were making a lot of noise.
Yeah. So, but she she did make it through the night. So that's Success. That's a good let's do this. This could be progress.
So I'm gonna try the blanket thing again tonight, see how we do. And if we make it, that's 2 in a row. Great. It really is like having a baby again. I can't.
I'm too old to do this. No. Yeah. You're good. It's a it's a Jack Russell.
It's fine. She's she's a good dog. She just needs to sleep through the night, and I may have found one night of relief. Let's hope let's hope it sticks. It was lovely.
Yeah. I enjoyed that night's sleep. Mhmm. Uninterrupted. It was great.
Well, mine was interrupted. Yeah. No. I did feel a little bit of nudgy. I felt nudgy a couple of times.
Once. I only nudged you once because then I couldn't find you for the second nudge. Yeah. And here's was hiding. What do you mean you couldn't find me?
Here's what happened. Because, yes, you were snoring very loudly. Uh-huh. And your knee just happened to be indirect correlation to my knee. Yeah.
And so I just went knee. Yeah. Knock and kneecaps. It nudged I nudged your knee, and then that did nah. Nudge.
Violently show. Even said nudge. And then you moved, and it was great. And then the second time, I went, I can't he's moved. I can't find his knee.
Mhmm. I couldn't find you. Yeah. And then I woke up this morning. You had a pillow in between us.
I put that pillow there last night before I fell asleep. You knew about that. Because I was trying to you don't like it if my bony shoulder is jabbing into you if I, like, try to lay on like, lay my head on you. You go, you're poking me. So I put a pillow there.
You'll remember because when I was trying to position the pillow, I let too much cold into the blanket. That's true. I remember that now. Yeah. Oi.
Oh. Oi. Yeah. Lifted the whole blanket up. I had a man.
Trapped little cocoon in there. Mhmm. And then you go, let's just fan this out a bit. That's what it feels like you do. That's what I was I was like, let's get some cold air moving.
It's too warm under those covers. Let's get some cold air. Let's cool this off. Can't That's what I do. That's what it sure feels like.
Crank up the AC. It's hot in here. We don't have AC. I know. You bring it.
I bring the cold? Yeah. Is that what you're trying to say? Yes. Alright.
Well, I think, separate twin beds is on the horizon. Or rooms. Because, like, if I Rooms. Listen. If I have a separate twin bed, I'll still be able to hear you snoring.
I know. But then you're gonna have to get out of your bed to come and push me around, and that's gonna take way more of you talking yourself into it then, you'll probably just tolerate it. Or I'll probably just go sleep somewhere else. That's rude. Well, control your snoring.
Okay. There are methods. I'm asleep. But there are there are art alternatives. Ear plugs for you?
CPAP? I don't think so. Sleep steady? Yeah. That surgery to get rid of your uvula?
What? People do that. I like my uvula. Thank you. I'd like to keep it all intact.
Fine. I'll suffer then. Yep. I'll do the suffering. Just me suffering every night.
I thought I was gonna be so smart today, and I, grabbed a bagel to, to have for breakfast. I just grabbed a plain bagel, and I didn't even put it in a ziplock. I just threw it in my lunch bag. Ew. What ew.
It's a clean lunch bag. Everything else in there is in containers and bags. It's fine. So I thought I'm gonna throw this plain bagel, in in, and I'm gonna have a nice little breakfast. And, just a few minutes ago, I toasted that bagel, and then I went, what am I gonna put in this bagel?
I'm laughing because I watched you put that bagel into your bag. I didn't realize you just threw it in without a ziplock or anything. Yeah. I just chucked it in there. What the heck is going on with you?
It's 5 in the morning. I wanted a bagel. I thought I'm a have a bagel. I threw it in the bag, and I went bagel in a bag. I saw you go.
And I went, I wonder what he's gonna do with that. I do have cream cheese. Here? Not here. No.
I know. In the fridge, but I in the container, but I wasn't sure if somebody else at home wanted to have a bagel with cream cheese, so I don't wanna bring the container. So but, anyway, I looked around. I went into the public communal fridge Oh, ew. To see if I could find butter, honey, anything.
Oh, hey. I have something. What? I have, like, peanut butter. Like peanut butter.
What is it? It's peanut butter. Yeah. Let me show you. I don't know if I want that.
No. No. No. No. No.
I it's like those flavors the flavored peanut butter. What? I don't know anything about what you're talking about. Are you rifling through your lunch bag? Yeah.
I have all kinds of stuff. Oh, I should have checked with you. I didn't think. You should have. Maybe you have something to put on my plain bagel.
I ate half of it already. I'm sorry. Am I a mom? Yes. I have stuff.
It was nice and toasty, but it's pretty bland. I'll be honest. Just a plain bagel isn't very exciting. Right. Well, one, I have yogurt, so you could have put yogurt on it.
Yogurt. That would have been fine. No. If I'm gonna eat it plain gross, I'd rather put yogurt on it than a plain bagel. Okay.
Look. I have these peanut butter packets. This one is just regular peanut butter. I can't even see a thing that you're holding up. This one is chocolate peanut butter.
No. I don't want that. This one is Oh, those little pouches? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Another chocolate. And this one is honey peanut butter. Almond butter. Yeah.
Ew. Those are good on English muffins. They're gonna be good on a bagel too. Maybe. Would you like it?
I don't know. Let me think about it. Okay. I ate half of it plain already. I might as well just finish the job.
We had microwaved bacon at home. You could have brought No. Even put on it. I haven't been into the bacon right now. Okay.
I don't know. I just For some reason, I'm not real into it at the moment. Oh, look at I have I have tuna fish. No. What is going on with your lunch bag?
Four different kinds of butters. Well, because listen. I I get here at 5:30, 5:30, 6 every day, and then I don't get home until 5. So I have to pack breakfast, lunch, and snacks. Oh.
So yes. But I have a lot of items. Stuff. It's like Mary Poppins bag. Listen to it listen to it crinkle.
Yeah. That's a that's a hefty bag. I've got granola. Would you ever just chuck a plain bagel in there? No No.
No ziplock? I wouldn't. Why? I don't because ew. What's wrong with that?
I my my lunch bag is clean. Every day is yeah. I don't I don't that's weird, bud. What? I just don't I don't know what to do about you.
I'm gonna go eat the other half of my plain bagel with nothing on it. I have given you a plethora of options. Blame you. I'm it's my own responsibility. It's my own bland breakfast.
It's my own fault. I did see you do that, and I went, it's an interesting choice. Every day, we get to hear from our daughter about how cold her bus is. And what's the latest today? The latest today.
Because look. I remember being a kid and getting on the school bus, and I remember there was, there was an under seat heater Oh, really? Kinda toward the back of the bus, and it's under, like, a big metal box. You got to sit in the back of the bus? It's not in the back.
It's it's in front of the rear wheel well, and, and it's a little metal box that's underneath one of the bus seats. And if you could get the seat in front of, on top of, or right behind the heater So if you were one of those 6 seats, you're in a good position on the bus. Yeah. But you could only get those seats if you were, like, the popular kid. No.
Were you a popular kid? You get that seat if you're the first one on the bus. Popular kid. No. Yeah.
Because even if you're the first one on, the popular kid comes on and says, that's my seat. That didn't happen in my in my existence. Oh. People respected when you had a seat. They were like, cool.
I'll find somewhere else to sit. No. That didn't happen in my school. Everybody had their own like, it was the same kids that rode the bus, and so then everybody staked claim at the very beginning of the year. Like, this is my seat.
This is my seat for the whole rest of the year. No. Lucky. I didn't have that. It was you got in wherever you fit in.
But but I'm also a a friendly guy. Popular kid. Not a rich kid at all. Wanna drive through the neighborhood I lived in again? So I don't know where I was on the bus pickup order, but I certainly, remember there were times I had the warm seat and times I didn't.
I don't remember a warm seat at all. I was a I was an unpopular poor kid. Oh, boy. So I didn't get any of that fancy seating. Emery said this morning, the bus is so cold.
I think the bus driver is trying to preserve himself. Right? Look. I'm tell it's hard to heat a big metal tube. Yes.
It is. There's not there's no insulation. There's probably a heater for the driver. Probably. Vents that kinda blow back to the back, and then you gotta have that other heater in the back.
So there's it's not a warm thing. It's a cold metal Here's the other thing I know about teenagers. They hate coats. That's what I told her. I said, you know what would keep you warm?
A coat. Yeah. And then I got an eye roll of my skin. Did because they hate coats because coats are designed to keep you warm. Coats are layered.
But they make me look puffy. Ew. Ew. I don't wanna look like a puffy wear a coat, kids. You wanna know how to stay warm?
Wear a coat. Layer up. Wear layers. You'll be so toasty, you'll be like, this bus is like a sauna. This bus I gotta take off some layers.
This bus is so hot. Yeah. You know why the bus driver isn't complaining about it being cold? Because he layered up. Layered up.
Is he wearing a coat? I betcha. I bet so. Yeah. Because he knows he's in a big yellow refrigerator.
Do you remember how my how the bus smelled? I can remember the bus smell. Remember how the bus smells? Especially in winter. Like other children.
Girls. Yeah. Like dirty, wet snow boot feet. Yeah. I remember that smell.
Dirty, wet snow boot feet. I said that. That's that is imagery right there. Yeah. Dirty wet snow boot feet.
You I say that, and you're like, yeah. I know exactly what that smells like. Little, rubber aisle that was just screwed down. Yeah. Yeah.
You get it. You had you ever have the, the rebellious kids who had the lighters on the bus? Oh, dangerous. I know. I know.
You get kicked off the bus. Well, I know. This was the nineties. Right? Late eighties nineties.
Don't do that. And and they'd get them hot You get lots of trouble. Holding it, and then they'd push it into the seat because it it was so hot it would melt the plastic seat cover in a smiley face. Yeah. Big trouble.
Yeah. Don't go doing that. And our kids I didn't know any kids who did that. You didn't? No.
You went to school with crazy kids. Yeah. Right. And you're over here telling me, I didn't. Come on now.
We had we had a stretchy neighborhood that wasn't so great we had to pick up kids in, and it wasn't their fault. They're just kids. They don't know. Yeah. They're just being kids.
Anyway, thanks for the bus School buses. School bus. I'm glad I don't have to ride the school bus anymore. That was a I did not enjoy the school bus. No.
What if that's how you got to work? The bus will be there to pick you up. I mean Don't miss it. I know people do it all the time. Well, sure.
That's not the same as a yellow school bus. I'm saying a yellow school bus pulls up to your house to take you to work. Oh, no. No. Yeah.
And is it full of your coworkers or is it randos? It's full of everybody who's going to the same place as you for the day Oh, no. And then back home. That's what it is. That's what it is.
Do I have to talk to anybody or can you just put on headphones? Nope. Everyone has to communicate like it's the eighties nineties. No. Yeah.
Today's a spicy one. A spicy? Yeah? How so? A spicy.
Why did you say it like that? A spicy? No. Because it's a hot sauce day. That's why it's a spicy day.
So I was doing some research. I wanted to figure out what is Idaho's favorite hot sauce. Tapatio. No. Tapatio is the favorite of Nevada and California.
I love Tapatio. Do you like, Louisiana hot sauce? I don't even know what that is. So Louisiana hot sauce is, similar to Frank's Red Hot. Frank's Red Hot is huge in the, northeast.
Uh-huh. Like, it's number 1 in, Wisconsin and Michigan and Indiana and Kentucky and Frank's? All the way up to Louisiana. Frank's. Louisiana hot sauce, not big in Louisiana.
Really? Yeah. I haven't ever even seen this before. I have not seen this in grocery stores. Hot sauce?
Yeah. I just It's it's super similar to Frank's. A lot of lot of chicken wing stuff is made with Louisiana hot sauce. Think that this is popular in our area. So Louisiana hot sauce is also big, or excuse me.
Frank's also big in Alaska. Number one hot sauce in Louisiana, Tabasco, which I think is wrong. It's also the number 1 in Hawaii. Valentina. Yes.
I've had that before. That's the number 1 in Arizona. It's very good. Comes in a giant bottle. It's a that's a hefty 40 ounce bottle of hot sauce.
I don't know Sky Valley. That is very popular in Oregon and Washington. But Utah, Idaho, and Montana, and Minnesota, those 4 states all say the number one hot sauce is Cholula. Cholula. Cholula is so good.
Now which Cholula? Because they now have an extra hot Cholula, which I have not tried. I do like the green one a lot, a lot a lot, and it's called green pepper hot sauce. They also have Yeah. So they have the original Cholula, the extra hot, the green pepper one.
They have a Chipotle, a chili lime, and a chili garlic, and a sweet habanero. And I've tried the sweet habanero one. It's good. I would like to try the chili garlic one. That one sounds nice.
The chili garlic Cholula? Chili garlic Cholula. Yeah. That does sound good. Yeah.
Anyway, they've got a whole bunch of different flavors, but Cholula is number 1. Did you mention sriracha? Sriracha. Okay. So let's talk a little bit about sriracha.
Talk about sriracha. Because sriracha did not make it, as a number one, in any individual state. But, overall, if you look at hot sauces in totality, Frank's Red Hot is the best selling hot sauce. The Sriracha from, Huefang Foods is number 2. Okay.
Cholula is number 3. I don't know Berman's hot sauce, but that's in 4th. And number 5 is Taco Bell's hot sauce. Okay. Here's the thing about hot sauce.
Yeah. If if it's food that I make, then I use my hot sauce at home. But hot sauce for me, if I'm ordering from other places, it has to go with that food. I can't eat, for example You can't go to Fiesta Ole and use Taco Bell hot sauce. I know.
And there's it's it's wrong. Yeah. It is. I totally agree with you. So I can only eat Taco Bell hot sauce on Taco Bell food.
I can only eat Fiesta Ole hot sauce on Fiesta Ole food. Right. Remember Taco John's? Yes. Taco John's had a really good hot sauce.
I re I missed Taco John's. I don't remember that. Those potato oles so much. Those are good potato. I found a recipe for some potato Olays.
It's probably just tater tots With a spice? With a specific spice. Yeah. It's pretty easy. Yeah.
But I miss them. I miss going and getting, a little package of, of tater tots, with my tacos. That that was a good times. I'm trying to think of other hot sauces that stand out as I can only use that place's hot sauce. Jack in the Box Tacos.
Yeah. Nope. You can only use use Jack in the Box tacos. They already put some on it, so I never add more. I'm good with just my Thanksgiving.
More. You have to add more. Hey. Look. I'm a guy who eats a plain bagel, so, I'm gonna leave stuff alone.
I don't need to go messing stuff up. I use about 6 packets of hot sauce I know you do. Taco You're crazy. At Taco Bell. You're crazy.
That's so much. It's not At most, I'll use 2. It's not even that spicy. It's not because of spice. Have to use that much.
It becomes just a soggy mess. No. It just Yes. It does. Have you seen how many napkins you use?
Too much hot sauce. No. You're using too many napkins because you're using too much hot sauce. Hot sauce. Six packets to 1 taco.
It's good. It's too much. It's where it's at. You can't even taste the taco. Can.
No. All you taste is hot sauce. That's why you use so much is because you don't like the taste of food. That's wrong. It enhances the flavor of all of it.
Yes. I don't know about that. It does. Once you get to 6, you've done too much. You've done too much.
No. I've done 2, which is just right. No. It isn't. I've got the right ratio.
Happy hot sauce day. Yum. Yeah. You're right. I just found out that yesterday was, what they call Tasty Tuesday.
Tasty Tuesday. Yeah. Over at eastidahonews.com, they call it Tasty Tuesday. And, they part of Tasty Tuesday. They have different recipes they share and stuff.
Oh. The recipe they shared yesterday is mini Boston cream pie doughnuts. Oh, which you will love. I know. And now I have a recipe to make them myself at home.
So I I wanna try this out. It's easy. It's it's the premade biscuits. So it's a can of those, not the flaky layers type that you make biscuits and gravy with, but just the biscuit dough. K.
And then, you heat up some vegetable oil, and, you put the biscuits in in, you know, it's how you make donuts. You drop the you drop them right in there in the hot oil. And then they've got the whole recipe here for how to make the, filling, the actual Boston cream filling. Yeah. And then they used, chocolate canned frosting.
They just melt it down, and then you dip the top of the doughnut in it after you you fill it with the delicious filling. Oh. Yeah. No. The fact that I could make the filling and then have an icing bag filled with this delicious Boston cream filling.
Like, I'm kinda, like, real excited about it. But it's making it real hard for me to stay skinny because now I know how to make my own cream filled donuts. And that's a that's a problem. That food really makes it hard for me to be skinny. All the unhealthy food.
Like, there's this food that you can eat that will Hell. For sure. Uh-huh. What? Someone said low fat milk, sugar free pudding, low fat whipped cream.
Where's the fun in that? Yeah. Exactly. No. Yeah.
You gotta get if you're making these, you're making these to make these. Yeah. Yeah. This is Those look delicious. I just looked up the little video about that.
Uh-huh. Oh, this doesn't look very difficult for me. That's what I'm saying. It doesn't look complicated. Here's It's premade biscuit dough that you fry, and then you fill it with stuff and dip it in chocolate.
I can manage this. I always look at recipes because I don't enjoy cooking, and I look at recipes. And if there's, you know, a long list of ingredients. This is a short list. It's It is a short list.
And the instructions, there's only 5 instructions. If there's a long list of instructions, I'm like, peace out. Yeah. But this, I'm in. I know.
I'm in for this. And what I mean is I'm in for this. You want me to do it? I want you to do it, and then I'll be the taste tester. Right.
Ganache. I mean, dude. Eastidahoneews.com, tasty Tuesday, melt in your mouth mini Boston cream pies that you can make at home. Yes, please. Tasty Tuesday is my new favorite thing.
Yeah. Go check it out. It's at eastidahonews.com. I'm gonna be making donuts. Yes.
What did you just do? What did I just do? What do you mean? I ate a bland plain bagel. Yeah.
And then I watched you take out a rice cake, and I said, yeah. Go for it raw. No. Just eat it without anything on it. Go rice cake crazy.
And you said, no. No. I have all this stuff I have raw plan. To put together. So you covered it in a in a peanut butter chocolate blend.
Yes. Was it peanut butter or hazelnut? I think it's almond butter. Oh, okay. So So it's chocolate almond butter.
Okay. So you got chocolate almond butter on the rice cake. Yep. And then you sliced up, let's be real, an overripe soggy banana. Okay.
Listen. It's it was a little browner than I'd like it to be. It was I watched it happen, and I was not into it. I don't really like bananas as it is, I've I've discovered. Like, I like the idea of eating a banana.
I like the idea of eating most fruit. And then I try to eat fruit, and I go, ugh. Like, I don't. And it's a weird thing because I should, but for some reason, I just don't. Okay.
Grapes. Grapes. Nice. Don't like them. I don't think I've ever seen you the only fruit I ever see you eat is really cantaloupe.
I like cantaloupe. I like melon. That is true. I do like cantaloupe. But that's really the only fruit that I I'll eat idiot using apple, but I don't like the skin.
Yeah. So I like to skin of peaches. No. I like peaches, though. Canned peaches?
Awesome. Picking up a fuzzy peach and just going to town, no way. Okay. Listen, though. I gotta talk about the bananas because That sad excuse for a banana.
Was more brown than yellow on that banana, to be sure, but I don't like wasting food. I get it. I just threw away a thing of strawberries and a thing of blueberries because they got moldy. And I I had plans for those blueberries, and I had a smaller package of them. And you were like, no.
We'll probably use them and other stuff. Let's get the bigger package. And I went, alright. And I never did make the I never did make the scones. But, yeah, now you threw away the bigger package of blueberries.
Yeah. So blueberries and strawberries get all of our money. And we just we should just send them a check instead. It'd be easier. Yeah.
It would be a time saving. That's what I'm saying. We wouldn't have to use fridge, refrigeration to try and keep something alive that clearly we don't Okay. Remember we have. I gotta go back to the banana ice.
What about that soggy old banana? It was soggier than I wanted it to be, but listen. I ate it, and it was actually okay. It was pretty tasty on my little rice cake. It looked super mush.
My new favorite thing. It looked mush. They have these honey nut rice cakes. Yeah. And then I Do they taste like Cheerios?
Kinda. I mean, they've got, like, a little sweet. K. A little sweet sweet stew. Went plain on that.
I could have, and I have before. You crazy man. Favorite thing is to put that almond butter on there. Yeah. And then you put sliced bananas.
Holy moly. It is so good. Well, good for you. Yeah. Good for me.
I prepped my breakfast. So did I. I put a plain bagel in my lunch bag. No ziplock. Nothing.
Just threw it in my lunch bag. And then when I got to work, I went, ah, it's bagel time. And I toasted it, and then I ate it. So you could have that breakfast. Right.
You can have a just a toasted plain bagel with nothing on it. No butter, no honey. And why did you go get this plain bagel? We have Because I don't like the everything bagels right now. They have too many seeds on it.
There's too much seeds. No. That's the best you got. Of it's that onion flavor. Yeah.
No. There are some everything bagels I like. The ones that you have are too onion. No way. Too much onion.
Not enough in my opinion. I know. You I know you and onion. I made steak last night. You said there was too much onion.
Well, okay. Listen, though. A toasted onion Those were not toasted. Right. I didn't like those last night because they weren't toasted.
On the bagel. Yeah. Like a grilled onion or a tossed onion. Sauteed onions in in, like, a teriyaki sauce. Yeah.
And there were too many of those. I see. And I used probably a quarter of the onion they provided, if even. Not wild. Yeah.
You should have called for 3 fourths more onion. You should have just brought a toasted, like, an everything bagel. No. And then that would have been better than your plain bagel. No.
My plain bagel toasted was just fine. Just fine. But it could have been elevated. Yeah. But great.
I'm not mad that I only ate the bagel. Peaches walked by, when I was eating it in the hallway, and he said, just a raw bagel. Like, wow. Living. You really are an adult living in an adult world.
Yeah. I I want I need what I need in my life is, is a more healthy grab and go breakfast. Mine is pretty grab and go. You just have to No. I wanna be able to just chuck it in my lunch bag and then be off.
I don't wanna have to think about ingredients. Like, you know, they make those little breakfast sandwiches and stuff that you can just microwave or whatever. That kind of idea, but not that because that's not the most healthy thing in the whole wide world. A banana is pretty grab and go. Have you seen them?
So mushy. The ones we have now when they're more yellow than the ones we have now They're so brown and mushy. Even when they're fresh, they're either green and brittle and too much, like, they're too firm, or they're mush. There's there's, like, a You got a one hour. One day.
It's 1 hour, and it's when you're at work, and you're never gonna catch the banana at the right time. Hey. Hey. Hey. Would you rather this or that?
Ready? Sure. Go. Would you rather Go. It's you.
Go. Go. Would you rather only be able to speak in rhymes All the times? All the times. Or only be able to communicate through interpretive dance?
Oh, it's definitely speaking in rhymes all the times because no way I'm going interpretive dance. Be interpretive dancing all day? I am. You can't communicate through dance. I just I just am.
No one can hear that. Doesn't matter. And, also, what are you even trying to say? The water flows north. You can't tell?
No. I can't. It's clear what I'm trying to communicate. No. It's not.
Clear. No. It is not. You shut your eyes Yeah. And you just move your arms.
Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm going with. Doesn't matter if anybody, understands or not. Right.
Yeah. I'm gonna I'm gonna take the rhyming. It's gonna be real annoying to talk to me, but, you're just gonna have to deal with it because that's the way it's gonna be. Deal with it or rhyme something. No.
I I already did. You I've been trying to rhyme every sentence that I've said. You just haven't heard any of it. No. I I we've heard some of it.
It's fine. I'm just gonna rhyme all the time. Don't worry about it. You keep saying it. I know.
It's rhyme time. Rhybe and time. That's it. Because that's the question you asked. And would you rather this or that?
Would you rather have to rhyme all the time? So I'm gonna rhyme all the time all the time rhyming. And Stupid. I know. It's gonna be bad.
It is gonna be bad. You're gonna be sad. They're not gonna be good. Most of them will be bad. That doesn't rhyme with good.
It doesn't do you come on. I used to write you poems. Yeah. You used to. About you know about poetry.
Not every sentence has to have a rhyme. There can be a comma, and you can go back and rhyme to the previous sentence you said before. No. That's not how poetry works. My goodness.
Sometimes it doesn't even have to rhyme. Poetry doesn't have to rhyme to be a poem. Gonna be over here, Dan. Yeah. No.
I've seen it. I don't know what it means. What is that one? And, again, your eyes are shut. Oh, that's just that's karate kid.
You're doing the swan or whatever it's called. Exactly. It's not it's not what it's called. What's it called? I don't know.
The karate kid move. It's just called the karate crane. It's called the crane. Yeah. Not the swan.
Yeah. What is that? I don't know what that is, but you squished your whole body down and then put your hands over your head, palms away from each other, so back of your hands together. What is that move? You guys figured it out.
That's my way of communicating. It's terrible. Well I just saw this list. You know how people talk about, their passwords, and people are real lazy about passwords? They'll use the same one for everything Yes.
Which I'm stupid about. I I just am too lazy. That's really what it comes down to. The amount of passwords I would have to remember Exactly. Or have to have a password service to remember for me.
It's just too much effort. Yep. And so what happens is people get lazy and complacent, and they'll just use, like, the word password or password 123. Like, people get really lazy with what they put in their passwords. The same is true for people, that have PIN numbers that they use, whether it's like a security code or for your, you know, your credit or debit card Uh-huh.
Or your garage door. Like, all of that. Yeah. So so, like, people use the same numbers, but, they're also incredibly lazy, and a lot of people don't ever change stuff out of the default. Oh, no.
For real. So the e like, hackers, people that wanna gain access to your credit card stuff or they wanna, you know, use it for fraudulent purchase or if they wanna, you know, gain access into a building or whatever, they have found out that not so surprisingly Oh, no. People are lazy. No. Most common used PIN number.
Guess. You're You're gonna give away everyone's PIN number. I am. And if this is your PIN number, do better. Change it.
It's four numbers. 1234. That's the number 1 God. Most often used PIN number. We gotta do better than 1234.
2nd most used PIN number. 0123. Nope. Just 1111. 41.
No. Gosh. Followed by 40s. And then people start getting tricky. 1212.
Uh-huh. That's it. Yeah. Watch out. And then if if I've said your PIN number, go change it immediately.
777747. If, what I think is funny is that we have the same PIN number for both of our credit card, like, our cards. Yeah. We use the same PIN, and then we had the same number for our house code. Right.
When our kids got their own debit cards, the banker was like, alright. Now you get to select a PIN, and they're like, I don't know what to do. These I know these four numbers. You can have it be whatever you want. And they were like, well, this is my mom and dad.
This is our house code, so I'll just do the same one. Yeah. Yeah. 1,004, 1004, is the next most common used, followed by 2,000, so 2,000,44 44. Oh, guys.
We gotta stop with just using the same number. And then 2,222. No. Like, quit it. I don't know how to help you.
I had I was in charge of a security system at a previous, place of employment, And we had I'm trying to remember. 1, 2, 3. It was a it was a 5 digit, code, that we had to use, so we got to vary it up a little bit. Yeah. And then everybody got to input their own codes.
Like, you got to say, okay. What code do you want to be your door door code? Right. And they'd put put in numbers. Every single one of them was like, it's my ZIP code.
I'm like, stop it with your ZIP codes. Quit using ZIP codes. Easy to remember. It's too easy. But it's easy for me to remember.
It's my birthday. Stop it. Like, you need to do something different. It's too easy to guess. If I know a very little information about you, I can guess your your number based on that.
Change it from 1234. Yeah. So so when when they would go, it's my ZIP code. I'd go use a different number. It's gotta be unique, and they'd go, okay.
So a lot of times, what would have is people would do patterns that they could remember on the keypad. Maybe you could use your ZIP code but backwards. Right? Because that would be That's Right? Because that would be That's crazy.
I know. But crazy. You could still remember it, but then it's not as easily recognizable. Do you know what I mean? I do.
I do know what you're saying. Good system. I like it. I would Unless unless your ZIP code happens to be, a palindrome, in which case, it doesn't matter. Hey.
Go change your password. Go change your PIN. Numbers. That's wild. Anyway, that's gonna wrap up the show.
Hope you have a great rest of your Wednesday. It's the middle of the week. Congratulations. It's all downhill from here. Here we go.
Yep. All the way to the weekend. Cool. I didn't know we were gonna get a song at the end of the show, but there it is. Have a great rest of the Wednesday.
When you least expect it. Yeah. Well, there you go. I hope that's stuck in everybody's head now. Probably will be.
You're welcome. Thanks. Have a good day. Bye. See you.
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