Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel -
Episode summary introduction:
We’re still trying to figure out where to go for our anniversary vacation, Luna the Wonder Jack Russell is keeping us up at night like a newborn, Chantel’s new get fit slow scheme involves a lot of squats, book your own massage, we need to give the family a tour of the kitchen, cold weather energy saving tips, Josh almost burned down the house, why does public domain mean it’s make a horror movie time, the remote kissing machine, Chantel’s got some football hot takes, sometimes Josh is a mind reader, eating ice cream can be a career now, Chantel has sock hands, and Josh’s advice column is up and running.
Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
2:30 - Vacation roulette
7:10 - Luna the Wonder Jack Russell is a toddler
12:53 - Good News to Get You Going
16:44 - Get fit slow scheme
22:11 - Book your own massage
27:58 - The family needs a kitchen tour
33:58 - Cold weather energy saving tips
38:13 - Josh almost burned down the house
43:21 - Public domain horror movies
47:32 - The long-distance kissing machine
52:31 - Football hot takes
56:20 - Josh is a mind reader
59:23 - Getting paid to eat ice cream
1:03:13 - Would You Rather This or That
1:05:19 - Josh's advice column & outro
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Full show transcript:
This is wake up classy 97, the podcast. It's a replay of today's full show in about an hour. It's Tuesday, January 21st. On today's show, we're still trying to figure out where to go for our anniversary vacation. And so we're just gonna throw a bunch of places in a hat and pick.
And pick. I like the idea. Okay. You pick 5, I'll pick 5. Oh, interesting.
That kinda sounds right. I mean, we all we have to agree on them before they go in the hat. Oh. But that's that's an option. Okay.
Luna the wonder Jack Russell's keeping us up at night like a newborn. Yeah. And I got to sleep on the couch because of it. What a treat. Sorry.
My new get fit slow scheme involves a lot of squats. Mom. Hey, mom. Mom. Mom.
Hey, mom. Squat. Ma. Squat. Book your own massage.
Yeah. I'm not doing it for you. You're gonna book yours. Just book mine at the same time. Yeah.
It can't be bought. Then let me rub your neck. No. Never. Let me rub your neck.
We need to give the family a tour of the kitchen. Yeah. Let's do it. Tonight, we'll just wander around. Here's where stuff is.
Here's where this lives. Some people need to do it. Put away the measuring spoons, they go on the ring. Yeah. Yeah.
Cold weather energy saving tips? Hey. Thanks to East Idaho News for that. Josh almost burned down the house. That's a cold weather energy saving tip.
Yeah. Be real warm. Why does public domain mean it's make a horror movie time? Yeah. I don't get that either.
Bambi, Winnie the Pooh, who else? Mickey Mouse. Oh, yeah. Everybody. Let's make a scary movie.
The remote kissing machine that Josh loves. I don't like it at all. I like it. I think it's gross. I don't want it.
Keep it in China. I got some football hot take. Yeah. You do. You get fired up.
Sometimes Josh is a mind reader, and it's to my benefit. Yeah. Well, you're welcome. Thanks. Eating ice cream can be a career now.
Yeah. What was that noise? Licking ice cream. That's licking ice cream. Yeah.
Alright. I have sock hands. Yeah. You do. And then you smelled them.
What is wrong with you? And Josh's advice column is up and running. Yeah. I get a little heated and, yeah. Anyway, you want some advice?
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Enjoy the show. Alright. I gotta figure out how this works. I just found something. If you can't decide where to go on vacation, you can play what they're calling vacation roulette.
It's the latest travel trend where friend friends and family, make a game out of their travel plans. So there are things like where each person will write down a potential destination, put them in a hat. The one that gets drawn out at random is where they go. So it's all about embracing the unknown, being adventurous, and experiencing new places. Alright.
Bora Bora. Unmine. You can't. I mean, you absolutely can, but you're gonna have to go alone and use all the travel money. Okay.
Yeah. Great. Have a good week. Some 20th anniversary, that is. Man.
That's it's roulette. You just randomly it's a random draw. Yeah. I can't help it if it gets picked. Those are the chances, bud.
You should you should choose something else. I will. Here's what people said about it. They said it definitely took the pressure off. Feels not that way for me.
I don't think so either. Because I'm still going like, where to go? I know. There's so many places to go. It's hard to just pick the hotness.
This lady Ella and a group of 4 friends took a trip to Hawaii together last summer. They decided to make it an annual tradition. They had seen, this this trend online, and they said, let's give it a try. So in November, they dropped in a bunch of different places, including Barcelona, Spain Bethlehem. Costa Rica, and Camden, New Jersey.
We decided it was a fair way to choose, and it definitely took the pressure off of being, decisive and finding a place that pleased everyone. Okay. What was in Camden, New Jersey? I don't know. Okay.
But where did they end up going? I don't know. Well, let's see. I'm trying to see. My right number is You don't know where they ended up going?
Nope. There's another person who, said that her and her husband agreed on all of the options ahead of time. The strategy allowed them to prioritize places they wanted to go without worrying about other variables. Especially in the past, she said a lot of times, we've led budget or maybe we go with friends or something, like family members also wanting to go on vacation, all help us decide where our vacation vacations would be in the past. This time, it was just us, and we put these destinations in.
We said, we're going somewhere, and we just picked. My big thing, and as you know, because I say about I talk about it all the time. It's our 20th year anniversary. Right. So, yes, it should just be an us trip.
I know. Feel guilty Yeah. Going somewhere that our kids have also never been. I wanna take our kids too. I saw a video of a couple that had booked a a really nice, you know, little romantic cabin, getaway, for themselves, but they didn't know a lot about the cabin that they had booked until they got there.
Oh. And they had thought that it was kinda just gonna be for the 2 of them. But when they got there, they found out it was a little bit larger, space than they had originally thought, and it had, all kinds of, like, arcade games and Oh. Pool table and bunk beds in the basement. And the dad was like, I we gotta go back and get the boys.
Like, the boys should be here. They'd be going nuts. Yeah. And they it just they felt so bad. That's how I would be too.
I get it. It's it's hard, but it's a time for you and I to have, and celebrate and reconnect and all of those things. And that's important just as much as normal. Every morning. I know we do.
Look at us. Look at us connecting. Always. Every day. Connecting and reconnecting.
Bright and early. You you you have your headphone cord. You shake at me like, hey. You forgot you forgot this. Reconnecting every day.
Really important stuff happening in here, I tell you. Oh, you forgot to throw in. In. And love and companionship. Not a not an ounce missing.
Nope. No vacation necessary. Plus it's 4 times as expensive if or twice as expensive as it is if you take off for it. I understand that point, but I'll feel so guilty. I know.
Anyway, we'll figure it out. We got time. It's not till July. Yeah. But we should start making plans now.
Yeah. Yeah. No. That's true. You are the best newborn puppy parent.
I don't know about that. I, listen. I gotta figure something out. Yeah. We both gotta figure something out.
Over the past, I don't know, 5, 6 nights in a row Yeah. Luna, the wonder Jack Russell, has decided that 2 AM is a fine time to wake up. Uh-huh. And and it's it's just an howl. But she just she barks, and it's sharp.
And then I don't know because she's she's kennel trained. Mhmm. So she's in her kennel, and I don't know if it's echoing in there. It's it's loud. It's it's but then after she does it, she makes this little noise.
And I'm like, what is going on? 2 o'clock in the morning. And it's, I mean, almost on the dot. Yeah. 2 o'clock in the morning for the past handful of days, and I'm I don't know what is up.
And, and it's, I don't know if there's, someone who gets home late at night that's making a bunch of noise in the neighborhood. And it freaks her out, maybe? Right. Because I've I've heard people with, like, loud stereo systems drive home late at night. Yeah.
And maybe it's it's thumping because they're you know, it's 2 in the morning, and they're getting off work. And they, they wanna make a bunch of racket. I don't know what they're doing. I it but something's up. And, and so I've gotta find a solution for this dog.
Because last night, my solution was To sleep outside. Sleep on the couch in the living room where her kennel is. Oh. And and go, no. Every time she went, I went, no, until she quit.
And then it was like like, I took my pillow from the bed even. You did. Got got out a blanket that I like and laid on the couch. You're a good parent, Josh. Ridiculous.
I've done that for I did that for years with our kids, specifically our daughter who never ever ever ever slept. Yeah. There's there has to be another way. And and with a baby, you kinda go, oh, they'll grow out of it. Right?
Or or, you know, the the whole you gotta let them cry it out. You just gotta let them cry it out. And I and I'm I'm not letting her out of the kennel. I'm trying to make her comfortable and be like, what what is going on? Right.
And it there's a communication barrier because I don't speak dog. No. And and the dog just speaks that noise. But even before, like, we would take her out. Do you need to go to the bathroom?
Let's take her outside. No. That's not it. No. She gets out.
She's like, I'm awake. Let's party. And it's like, no. Go to bed. Maybe she just needs a little bit of sleep.
Yeah. I don't know I don't know why it's happening. Like, she was fine for the 1st months that we had her until recently. Had her since April. This is a new development.
So I don't know what is going on that she's like, nope. No. I don't know. Sometimes, like, if there's noise from the basement, like, like, if somebody's doing laundry, she doesn't particularly like that, we thought at least. And I know, you know, a couple nights a week or whatever, the water softener recharges, and that makes some noise.
So I don't know if that's kicking on because that's early in the morning. But I I was out there. I didn't hear a noise. I heard nothing. Yeah.
But you were out there after she started. I'm not staying up until 2 o'clock in the morning to see what happens. At 2 o'clock, that gets her all excited. Well But it is like she has got a circadian rhythm that says 2 o'clock. I make yippee dog noises until someone gets upset.
Comes and sleeps with me. I don't wanna sleep alone. Oh, it's ridiculous. And she we've put her in bed with us before, and she's like, I don't either. It's uncomfortable.
Right in the middle of us. Yeah. And she won't move. And then the second you move, she's like, hey. And she's only this 15 pound little dog.
It's not like, you know, a big old thing, but I I don't know what to do. She's a pain in the butt. I know. Luna, get it together. 2 in the morning.
I feel like you're gonna be in the middle of some afternoon sunshine nap on the couch. I need to just come and go. And then she'll be like, great. Let's play. Yeah.
Exactly. And she won't get it. No. She won't. She won't get it.
I don't know. Well, good job taking care of her. You're being a good parent. You're being a good dog parent. It'd be great if you can't sleep.
The kids, but hey. I'm gonna get earplugs, I think. That's what's gonna happen. Hear what I said. I heard exactly what you said.
I'm gonna get earplugs. K. That's the only solution. For all of us? We all need that.
Can take care of yourselves. Wow. It's not just giving you what you want. You're a good puppy parrot. Keep keep trying.
Alright. She doesn't listen to me. Otherwise, I would try. You're the alpha. Yeah.
Okay. Nobody's yeah. She's in charge of everyone. Yeah. Yes.
She runs the house. Patient. Alright. Well, that's the update on that. I'm a little tired today because of the 2 AM.
Sleeping on the couch. Yeah. You slept on the couch because of the dog, not because of me. I just want everyone to know that. Yeah.
No. I wasn't in the dog house. No. I didn't I was just on the By the dog house. I was near the dog house.
Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Alright. I'm gonna go yawn some more.
K. Alright. Thanks. Good luck. Mhmm.
You want some good news? Absolutely. I do. There is a 28 year old named Jed Motley who, earned a spot on the varsity football team at Chaparral High School. This is in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Uh-huh. And to celebrate the achievement as people do when they get their, letter. He ordered his Letterman jacket. Oh. When the jacket was finished, being made, unfortunately, Jed's family was having some money trouble, and they couldn't afford to purchase it and bring it home.
And Jed understood, but was bummed out. Now, again, this happened 28 years ago. He had a feeling, for years years years of, this bummed out, just I really I I worked hard. I got that letter. I wanted this jacket.
He watched his teammates, enjoying themselves around school in their Letterman jackets. Man. So you didn't feel like you didn't feel good about it. Right. So 28 years later, Jed's brother, Josh, decided to pop into a thrift store called Veterans Village.
It's in Pinetop, Arizona. And he saw this red Chaparral High Letterman jacket. And he was like, ah, this would be really cool. I could get this for my brother. Right?
Well, on closer inspection of the jacket, it was actually Jed's custom ordered jacket because they'd made the thing. They'd done all the embroidery. They'd put his name on it and all that stuff. It had a patch with Jed's name sewn on. That whole thing just give it to him.
Well, they probably held on to it for a while. I imagine they probably held on to it for a year or more. And maybe they had a bin where they were, like, unclaimed stuff. Yeah. That's the place.
Eventually, it got donated or whatever. So Josh bought the jacket, and, he delivered it to Jed, his brother, which obviously caused a flood of emotions. Oh. Jed said it's one of the things, that something so painful can turn out so beautiful years later, and you gotta just ride it out. You never know what's around the corner.
He said life's a trip. Life is a trip. Trip. To be sure. Life's a trip.
So now he has this brand new, red Letterman jacket with his name, the one that was custom ordered, 28 years later. He's got it. Aw. He should have opened it and said, this would have been nice 28 years ago, brother. Yeah.
Thanks, Josh. I had a lot of pain and suffering without this jacket. I've been to therapy about it. Yeah. Aw.
I'm glad he has it now. Yeah. No. Big Jed? So Jed's got his Letterman's jacket.
Kinda cool. He wasn't even able to give it to a girl that he liked. That's sad. You know? That's probably the biggest thing.
Probably the saddest thing. No. I could've married that girl. I could've given her that jacket. The saddest thing is that all of his bros had their jackets, and he didn't.
Yeah. It didn't it didn't say which sport. It just said he made the varsity, oh, it was football. It was the varsity football team. So yeah.
Dang it. His his whole team jacket. Yeah. Running around, and he was like you know, would have been nice if everybody would have pitched in so I could have bought my jacket, guys. Right?
Way to go, team. Right. Way to go, team. Sorry. You don't have a jacket, Jed.
Yeah. Remember something. Yeah. We're gonna go hang out in our jackets. See you later, Jed.
Cheers. I know. That's not what actually happened. Or at least may you know, we don't know. Who knows?
He hasn't mapped. That's right. That's important. Good news to get you going. I saw this video where, this mom had little kids, and, obviously, this is gonna work better with little kids.
As we have teenagers, this isn't gonna work so well for me now. But But maybe, though. When he had little kids, this would have been perfect. Alright. Every time you hear the word mom, you do a squat.
Man Okay. Buttches. You do a you do a squat? Yeah. Yeah.
Every time one of the kids says mom Mom. Mom. Mom. Squat. So for me, it would be every time they say, where's mom?
Yeah. Exactly. Right. And I go, oh, squat. There was a time, I just thought of this memory.
There was a time when I was doing something, and Emery they the kids would consistently walk past you to give to me. They still do. They still do. But Emery said, where's mom? Dad, where's mom?
And you said, she's busy, but I can help you with something. Right. What do you need? And she said, I need her to sign this thing. And you said, well, I can sign it.
And she said, do you know how to sign mom's name? Right. That which no. I can sign my own. I'm also a parent slash guardian.
I'm also Right. A responsible adult. Like, in the hierarchy of things, there are 2 chairs at the top, side by side. No. Yeah.
I thought, though, when I saw that video, what a genius idea. I mean, yeah, you'd be in you'd be in tip top shape. You I know. Hey, mom. Mom.
Squat. Mom. Squat. Mom. Squat.
Mom. You would they just keep saying it because you'd be squatting too much to get them what they needed. Mom, can I have a drink of water? Mom. Mom.
No. I'm busy squatting. Buns of steel you would have. I understand. Yeah.
That's it's a new you could do a whole video of that. Like, you could just pull up people like watching, like, viral videos. Yeah. You know? So you could just pull up a whole series of viral videos, and instead of, like, sweating to the oldies, it's it's, like sweating to the virals.
And and you, you know, you do you do the squats to the to the kids in the video saying, ma'am. If you know, not everybody has access to little kids. That's true. You know, has kids of their own. So that's a way you could do it, and you could market it, and you could sell it.
And it's a gets get rich slow slow slow slow escape. You know? Now here's another idea. Uh-huh. Because we have teenagers, I was thinking, well, they don't say mom as much as they used to.
Right. But eye rolling Oh, yeah. Happens quite a bit. You bet. Any eye rolls or any of that brain rot speak That's true.
Or anytime they say, it's a meme. You wouldn't get it. Yeah. You're too, You're it's it's it's young people thing. It's a young people thing.
She kinda stomped. She stomped to her room yesterday. Our daughter did. Oh, yeah. But I just kept laying it on.
So that's the fun part is when I know you're upset, and I know the button that I've pushed to make you upset, and I'm just hammering that button. Just keep pushing. Because what happens is, eventually, they realize they're kinda being ridiculous, and then they're like, okay. I'm being a little bit crazy. And you hear a little bit of a smirky smile in there, like, don't don't make me feel like I'm I'm in a bad mood.
I wanna be mad. Okay. Be mad. Okay. So that's fun.
That was fun. I can pull that off. I think when you try that, the anger just accelerates. Oh, yeah. Like, it What kind of percent?
That's because it's a mom and daughter relationship. Those are different than dad and daughter relationships. Right. Equal chairs at the top. It's like the inside out.
Is it inside out? No. I don't know. We saw something where there was a, a I can't remember. But it was like, just be mad at your mom.
Yeah. It's a rage thing. I think in inside out, there's some of that. Yeah. Absolutely.
Because, Riley is going through, you know, changes and trying to make it through, and mom is just a a trigger for anything. So, yeah, that that sounds about right. Checks out. Yeah. Checks out.
Okay. Well, I like your, I like your idea. My exercise idea? Mhmm. Yep.
Let's, let's try to get rich real slow. Or fit. That's my goal. Oh, you I'm just trying to get fit. Well, then you try it with the viral videos and see if that works.
Just pull up videos of kids saying mom over and over and over because there's gonna be a 100 of them. There's gonna be so many. And then you can just you can just squat with one of those videos. Okay. And then and then thighs and buns of steel or whatever you said.
Saying. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Okay.
That'd be so in shape. Yeah. Squats. Chicken. Just squats.
That's it. You're not gonna do a push up. No no arm workout. Just squats. Yep.
Yep. You're right. It'll Look cool. Yeah. Just cool.
You were trying to give me a massage the other day and then wondered why I couldn't relax. But here's what you do. I was just rubbing your shoulders while you're sitting on the couch. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah.
You did you said you didn't trust me. No. You were doing all kinds of shady things. No. I was just rubbing on your shoulders.
Here's what you do. You like to touch my neck, and I don't care for that. And so you were It's part of your shoulders. No. But you don't have to touch my neck.
Just touch my shoulders. That's all you have to do. And then you kept inching door the neck, and I went, nah. I don't like that. You know what I don't like that.
Attached to your shoulders. But you don't you can rub a shoulder without touching the neck. Happens is you do the shrug, and you lock everything up. And I'm like, I can't do anything. So I'm not even gonna try because I can't.
Because you can't follow-up. Like, you never rub my shoulders. You never you never rub my shoulders. You can't follow simple instructions. Just rub my shoulders.
Attached to your shoulders. I didn't say it's part of the deal. It's part of the deal. It's not part of the deal. It is part of the deal.
And then you're too aggressive. No. You can lighten it up a little bit. I'm not aggressive. I have firm pressure.
I'm not aggressive. It's not an not like I'm shaking you. Okay. I'm just I have strong hands Yes. And strong grip, and my thumbs push.
Yeah. Yeah. You don't know your own strength. Sometimes I wish I could feel that. What's that like?
I don't know. Yeah. Me neither. I'm here's what happens. Yeah.
Because I'm too soft. Because I get like, oh, is that nice? It's as hard as I can push my little fingertips. What's your face right now? That doesn't sound like me.
Oh. And you know that I frail little finger bones. As hard as I can sometimes. I know. And I'm like, are you even in the room?
Are you still there? I can't tell. I guess the point of the story is that we just we'll continually have to pay for I think so. Massages. Because, obviously, we're not getting what we want from each other.
Because I you're too aggressive, which I'm not. I'm just just doing a a shoulder rub. Think you know your own strength. When you I really don't. When you go pay for a massage, do they touch your neck?
Yeah. But that's because I want them to. Because it's part of your shoulders. No. No?
It is. Your neck is not part of your shoulders. What holds your head on? They're 2 separate things. 2 separate entities.
And, no, I don't think she does touch my neck. I think she rubs my shoulders, and then she's like, okay. Let's move on down to the back. The the nobody ever rubs right here on the back of where your where your head joins your neck right below your ears. That what you were doing?
No. Because you won't ever let me. You can get close. You go shrug. You aren't.
Shrug. Shrug. Stop. The same way you kinda get this, sentence out is the same way I feel about a back rub. Like, I'm just gonna rub you.
You shrug. I won't do anything nice because because you can't trust me because I will touch your neck, which is attached to your shoulders. That I said, just rub my shoulders. You don't need to touch my neck. It's not like I'm touching your throat.
Like, I'm not like, that's weird. I wouldn't care if you touched my throat. What? You're not gonna rub it. That's weird.
I know. What you're trying to do is touch. I got 2 moles on my neck, and they're ticklish. No. I'm not trying to tickle your neck.
That's a lie. I'm trying to rub your shoulders and give you a relaxing moment of zen. It was not relaxing. I know. Shrug.
I felt 0 zen, and then I said forget about it. I don't want you to do this anymore. Forget about it. I want 0 massages from you. I know.
I and 0 you shall have. Well, that would be any different than any other day, would it, for the past 20 years? Oh, come on. Give me a break. Sure.
At least you can tell I'm there, you know, trying. I'm trying. You could try literally harder. I I do. Get my elbow up in there.
Yeah. Really dig it in. Then I'll go, now we're starting to feel something. It's fine. Something's happening.
Two elbows. Oh, just march them across my back. That feels great. That's what you asked for. It's not what I asked for.
Too bad. That's what you're getting from now on. Nope. I'm just gonna shrug so you can't. It's the way it'll go.
Fine. Fine. What a what a marriage. Can't even give a shoulder rub. Happy.
I'm so happy. Oh, come on. Do you want me to wander over there and try and give you a shoulder rub? No. I sure don't.
Why? Because you're not gonna do it the way I want you to do it. So forget about it. I'll just pay somebody else to do it. Alright.
Well, book me one while you're there so I can I'm all Also, have a nice back rub. Book your own. Okay. Fine. We have 2, children in the house.
1 is 15, 1 is 20. Yeah. You and I both live there, so there are 4 of us in the house. We have a dishwasher. Yes.
We have, dirty dishes that sometimes end up in the dishwasher, sometimes end up in the sink. Yes. We have a dishwasher that sometimes has clean dishes in it that get put away, and then sometimes they don't. Correct. I think that's, that's just how dishes work.
Is that right? I Would you agree? Yeah. I think that's how dishes work. Yeah.
I like the 2 dishwasher idea where you never have dishes put away. They just go from one clean dishwasher to 1 dirty. You don't? No. You always have clean dishes.
It's gross to me for some reason. That's interesting. I don't know. Well, here is something, that I noticed when I was, cooking last night. I was making dinner, and I needed to grab a cutting board.
And, what I noticed is that in our house, there are certain places where things live. Right. Cutting boards live in a a cupboard with other cutting boards. They didn't used to, though. Right.
And and I'll get to that. Okay. The mixing bowls have a a home. All the utensils have a spot. The pots and pans live somewhere.
Right. So everything's kinda put away. As is most people's house. And and as you were pointing out, sometimes those homes change. For a while, I would say a considerable amount of years, The cutting boards lived behind the knife block on the and the mixer on the counter.
Really just one because the one cutting board was just large, and so it just lived back there. But then people started putting more cutting boards back there. And Yeah. And so they piled up, and we had these cutting boards on the counter behind the mixer by the knife block, which makes sense in a, you know, in a in a storage place next to the knives makes sense for the cutting boards. Yeah.
And the cookie sheets and the baking pans used to be, in the cupboard that now holds the cutting boards. Yes. Not everybody in the house got the memo. Yeah. But they've been living there for years.
This is true. This is very true. Got there's one person who didn't get the memo. Our son didn't get the memo that the the cutting boards have a new house and that they don't go on the counter anymore. So as I was getting ready to cook, the big giant cutting board that we use for pizzas is out on the counter behind the mixer Mhmm.
Along with one of the little, plastic roll up ones. And I I saw it, and I went, oh, man. And it's a it's a small little inconvenience thing to move them and put them where they go, but that's one of those, like, things that happens in the house every time one person has to put something away. It goes to the wrong spot because they're like spot. Last time I had to use it, this is where it was, and I'm not gonna learn where the new home is.
It just oh, it's not where I know it's supposed to be, so I'm gonna put it there. I wonder if he ever needed it, would he know where to go find it? No. He wouldn't. Because he'd go there's no cutting board in the house.
He I don't think he would even look for it. He would just text or call or come find us and say, hey. Where's the cutting boards? Yeah. And then we'd say, where's the cutting boards?
New house that they've lived in for 2 years. The other thing he does when he puts away the dishes is we've got glass mixing bowls, and we've got metal mixing bowls. Right. And they're all different shapes and sizes. Correct.
They nest together. Yeah. You put the biggest one on the bottom and work your way to the smallest inside. Sometimes when you're putting away dishes, you have to just take some out to put the big one in Sure. So then you can put the little ones back on top of it.
He doesn't do that. He just puts the big ones on top of the little one. Uh-huh. So then they're all stacked Skawampas. Interesting.
Yeah. That's The other thing that kinda drives me crazy. Thing I know is we don't keep the Tupperware in the house. It has a bin in the garage that it lives in. Uh-huh.
And, and when so whenever there's clean Tupperware in the dishwasher, the lid goes on it, and it sits on the counter for ever. Until I put it away. Or I do, when I'm headed out to let the dog out or something, and I grab a handful of Tupperware. That's an interesting one too because I think that's one where like, I don't I don't know if he knows where it lives. We gotta we gotta we gotta organize the We'll get it.
The brain. We gotta take we gotta take him on a tour of our house. He needs to know where stuff lives. That's exactly right. Hey.
Did you know Hey. Cutting boards live here now? This is where the Tupperware lives. That's right. Oh.
Yeah. Here's where the cutting boards live. No kidding. Yeah. Here's how you stack a mixing bowl.
What? Oh. That's right. So, and I'm sure, as soon as I get the garage cleaned up, I'm gonna have to take you all on a on a tour of where screwdrivers go. Okay.
That's fine. I'll And tape measures. We'll see when that day happens. In the spring, when it's warm We'll see. And I can be out in the garage for more than 5 seconds.
That's when. For the past, I don't know how many years, you've been wanting to organize those tools. Well, the tools are organized. I don't even use your screwdriver. I use I have my own screwdriver.
Where is your screwdriver right now? I don't know. Yeah. I know where it's not, in that plastic little tool thing under the sink. So where is it?
Not there. I didn't use it last. Uh-huh. Someone didn't put it back in its home. I got one guess who that is.
Me too. We have, some technical stuff going on with our transmitter, and so our, FM broadcast, our HD broadcast are currently down. We are on the app if you're listening. Hi. Hello.
Thanks for being here. We see you. If you're listening on your smart speaker, hi. We see you as well. Normally, we'd be playing kids smarts, right now with our friends at Wendy's, but because we have the the primary signal off air at the moment, we thought we would forego it today, and we'll try and play again tomorrow.
Hopefully, we can get everything back up and running Yeah. Today, and we'll be able to make that happen. But I did wanna tell you, eastidhonews.com has a a really cool feature up right now all about things you can do, to, save energy and stay warm during these incredibly cold temperatures, because a lot of people will crank up the heat when it gets cold. That's me. And that can actually cause a lot of power outages, and it cause you to use more energy than you need.
So here are the suggestions on ways to stay warm and save energy according to eastidownews.com. Bundle up. Yeah. Put on more coats. Put on layers?
Yeah. No. They say set the thermostat to 60 8 degrees when you're home and awake and lower temperature at night and when you're, when you're out. Yeah. Except if you set it at night if you set it lower Yeah.
When you're there at night, then it's real hard to get out of bed in the morning. Because it's cold outside your blankets. Cooling my blankets. Yeah. They say to close your window coverings at night.
That'll cut down on drafts Yes. Which we do. Seal air leaks around doors and windows with caulk and weather stripping to improve comfort. We could do that. There is some definitely some weather stripping I could do around a couple of doors for sure.
They say to wash clothes in cold water, which I think we do. I think we do. We do that. Yeah. Yeah.
And to clean the lint filter in the dryer after every use. Yes. That's just a good you are such a paranoid person about dryer fires. I just have I don't. I just where does this come from?
I don't know. I was just gonna say I don't know where that comes from. Because If I I don't know if I saw it in the show. Have you known anyone? Of all the people you know that have owned dryers in your whole life, how many have had a dryer fire?
None. But I saw it somewhere, or I've read a story about it, and it's it's You've been paranoid about it forever. Stuck there in my psyche. It's a weird one, and I understand it. I'm I'm not saying it's real I understand.
It's a real legitimate concern. Sure. But you're a little, a little much about it. A little much. Okay.
Carry on. They also say to unplug appliances and electronics when they're not in use. Those are ways you can, be aware of the energy you're using and make sure it's only what you need. They also say, high use appliances. Use your high use appliances outside of peak times.
Yeah. Mornings between 6 AM and 8 AM and evenings between 5 and 9 PM are those peak times when those high use appliances get used. That's when everybody's home. That's what I'm saying. Using those outside of peak times can help as well because, yeah, when everybody's home, they're doing the same thing as you.
Because that's the only time we have to do it. That's right. During the nonpeak times, we're all working. That's right. But those appliances can can be active.
Although we do have a fancy washing machine now that I can control from my phone. We haven't set that up yet. But I could load the dirty dishes in, and then during a nonpeak time clothes? Yeah. Yeah.
And then during the non peak time from my phone at Sure. 11 AM or something. Yeah. Set the washer. That's true.
Dishwashers probably have that feature too. Oh, yeah. The the new smart device is everything. Your fridge can connect to the Wi Fi. Yeah.
For sure. Anyway, if you wanna read more about that article, you wanna review those tips for your own home, it is, online right now at eastidahonews.com. Good tips. What happened last night? Here's what I know happened.
Here's my side of the story. Okay. You started making dinner. You were making a lasagna. Yes.
And you started cooking it. I had to leave to take Emery to a a class that she's in. And as I left, it smelled so delicious, and I was like, I can't wait to come back to that. And then I put on my coat, and off Emery and I went. Yes.
And then because I could kinda smell the dinner on my coat a little bit because it was very fragrant, I kept, like, smelling it. I was hungry. So the whole time I'm waiting for Emery in her class, I'm like, I can't wait for dinner. I'm so hungry. Garlic and onions and Italian seasonings going.
Some lasagna. Yeah. I can't wait. And then I go home, and the house is full of smoke. White smoke, not black smoke.
Not black smoke. Yeah. And it gone are those lovely smells. And then you had boxes that you had incorporated into fans. Sometimes sometimes when you're cooking, you gotta have box fans.
Sometimes. And the windows were open open. Yeah. So it was freezing inside the house, and you are furiously trying to fan all the smoke out. Uh-huh.
What what happened? What happened, bud? Just cooking. What happened is, the pan, the baking dish that I used, was not as deep as it needed to be, or I overstuffed the shallowness of the pan. But, nonetheless, there was too much stuff in the pan.
And so as it was baking in the oven, it started bubbling and boiling and doing its thing. And, some of the stuff fell down onto the bottom of the oven and started smoking. Here's my side of the story. Okay. At one point, I got pretty frightened because, there was indeed flame, and I didn't care for having flame in the oven.
That's not something I wanted to have happen. It's not something I expected to have happen, but it happened. And, and that was wild. So, yeah. I I went ahead and, used the, big boxes to try and fan the smoke around.
Where it mostly ended up appears to be the garage Yes. Because the garage is pretty, smoky and stinky. Mhmm. That's okay. I'd rather rest of the house, I think, cleared out pretty good.
I could still smell it a little bit this morning. Could you? But I don't know if that's just because it was on, like, certain fabrics and different things. Yeah. Maybe.
Sometimes it sticks. It was pretty gnarly there for a minute. I was I was not excited, and I had to have, Becca. I was like, dude, you gotta come help me. I need you to hold this box and fan the smoke out of the house.
I said, this is a kind of an emergency. And he's like, okay. So he hops up, and he's helping me. So we had 2 boxes just trying to move smoke around because it was it was a moment. You really had flame in the oven?
There was fire in the bottom of the oven for a minute. And you panicked? I didn't panic. No. I stayed very calm, cool, and collected.
Okay. I turned off the it's an electric oven, not a gas oven, so I turned off the, the heating element. I left the door shut. I opened up the front door. I opened up the window so we could move the smoke a little bit, and I let the flame extinguish itself and then open the oven and let all the smoke come out.
Good job, buddy. Yeah. No. I'm not gonna open it up and start fanning at it. That's not the answer.
Air to breathe? Give let me let me throw some more air in there. Tire needs some air. Yeah. Good idea.
No. I I handled it, but it was it was a smoky it was a smoky boy My tell you. My favorite part was that everyone had something different for dinner. Right. And when you said, no.
We gotta make this lasagna. Although the Right. All my ingredients are gonna go bad. She turned into a bad mood. That's right.
And then the second we got home, she goes, is it burned? Is it burned? Yeah. She was like burned? He burned the dinner.
We can eat something else. He burned the dinner. Please say it's burned. No. The dinner was fine.
That it's burned. The dinner actually turned out pretty delicious. It was so good. Yeah. It just the oven got a little smoky.
And we were sitting there freezing while we were eating because the windows had been open for so long. Yeah. We got over it. It was a nice warm lasagna to keep you toasty. Hey.
Here's the thing. I just I don't ever want you to burn our house down. Old old kidding. I also don't ever want you to burn our house down when it's negative temperatures outside. Yeah.
Because if I have to stand outside in the freezing cold while they're trying to hose down my house, I'm gonna be real sad. Yeah. No kidding. Not a good there's never a good time to have a fire, but that's a real bad time. It is.
For sure. So I didn't do that. Good job. It was all taken care of, and we had delicious dinner. So Burning down the house.
There you go. This is kind of exciting news for people who are artists. Okay. In the public domain, some of these characters are set to enter the public domain over the next decade. Okay.
Well, I know, like, at the beginning of every year, we it kind of when it rolls into January, we get new new stuff. And I think Popeye entered this year. Popeye and Pluto and Donald Duck. Pluto the dog? Yeah.
Okay. And Donald Duck? Yes. Okay. And then King Kong, the original movie version.
Okay. Superman. Wow. Daffy Duck. James Bond.
Nice. Yeah. That was good news. James Bond. James Bond.
Interesting. Bond. James Bond. That guy. That guy.
Batman. Spider Man? Captain Marvel. Oh. Bilbo Baggins.
These are all Gandalf. Currently in. And others from the Public domain. No. No.
No. These are ones that over the next Oh, okay. Decade. I was like, I didn't hear about any of this stuff. Copyrighted works will enter the public domain.
Okay. So there will probably be I would imagine Disney's gonna put stays on a few of them because that's that's the way that that works. So, like, Mickey Mouse is not public domain, but the Steamboat Willie Steamboat? Steamboat. Steamboat Willie.
That version became public domain. So it's it's very, very specific on what is and what isn't. So, like, Winnie the Pooh, went into public domain, but not the rumbly in your tumbly Winnie the Pooh. It's the old drawings of Winnie the Pooh as a character, became public domain. So it's it's gonna be interesting to see, what horror movies will be made out of these because that's exactly what happens is somebody goes, oh, cool.
Now I can make a scary movie with that character. But even the same even with Donald Duck, it's the original version of him, and that's gonna happen in 2029 Yeah. Until interpublic domain. Mhmm. And then here's what okay.
I'm like, what does it actually mean, public domain? So what it means is anyone can use it without restriction Yeah. As long as they don't mislead the consumers into thinking that it's affiliated with the original character. That's correct. Yeah.
Yeah. So I wonder There are I mean, and there's there's a lot of legal stuff that has to happen. Oh, Snow White and the 7 doors dwarves are expected to enter public domain too. Interesting. I wonder if you could do, because if Steamboat Willie and Donald Duck, original Donald Duck, can enter the public domain, can you use both of them together for something?
I don't know. Or is that misleading? Would that be considered misleading consumers? Great question. I don't know the answer to that.
I don't I've never dabbled in public domain. Yeah. You haven't been a public domain dabbler? No. Also, goofy.
I just learned that one too. Goofy is So a bunch of the original Disney characters, because they're reaching that tenure, that they've been around so long and they've been so commonplace and they've been, you know, they've been seen a 100 different ways that it's like, okay. This is this is now public domain. Indeed. Interesting.
Oh, and Bambi. Make a scary Bambi movie. Wait. I think they already did. Of course, they did.
That's what people do with them is make horror movies. Like, oh, I can make a horror movie now. Cool. Well, dabble in the public domain and make me some money. I don't know.
Why? I I got other things. You've got art talent? Sure. Dabble in that public domain, bud.
I'm okay. But thanks for the invite. I'm not. I want some money. Well, then you dabble.
No. I can't. I can't be bothered. Oh, okay. Have you heard of?
As in me? No. Like, like that. Like a. Like the sound of a kiss?
Yes. Yes. It is named after the sound people commonly make when blowing a kiss. Mwah. This is Mwah.
What? Mwah. Yeah. There you go. Not mwah.
Okay. Mwah. Okay. Sure. I don't know.
This is a Chinese startup that has invented a long distance long distance kissing machine. What? This is a machine Why? That transmits the user's kiss data collected through motion sensors Okay. Hidden in silicone lips.
So there's, like, a long tube No. With silicone lips kind of out the bottom of the tube. No. This is unnecessary. Simultaneously move No.
When replaying the kisses received. So they make sounds This is weird. And they warm up slightly when kissed. Spell it. M u a.
Uh-huh. I thought so. It's to make remote kissing more authentic. It's super weird. You can download your kissing data via an app.
No. Thanks. This invention was inspired by lockdown isolation. Yeah. What?
It's gross. I don't like it at all. What if we were long distance I'll just wait. I'll just wait until I see you again. Rude.
It's gross. It is very gross. It looks gross. A lot of people say it's intriguing. A lot of people say intriguing.
I feel uncomfortable. I do feel uncomfortable. My this website keeps, crashing a little bit. So Yeah. Yeah.
What? Good. It's gross. It's not that gross. Yeah.
I don't care for it. It's it's gross. Yeah. So, essentially, you download an app on your Yeah. Yeah.
Smartphone, and then you pair your kissing machine. So each of you have a kissing machine. And then when you kiss the device No. The device kisses back. No.
No. Nope. Do you see it? Do you see the face of it? See it?
Somebody said it does not feel like a kiss. This is gross. I it it looks gross. The dude and the lady kissing it look gross. It's gross.
I don't see the lady. Is it in the video? Just Google MUA, the kissing device, and look at the images. It's gross. It's gross.
What if you just were missing me so much? I'll just wait. I have believe you. Self control. It's gross.
It is. It I agree with you. I haven't oh, I don't wanna look at the pictures. It's not cool. Can you imagine?
They were like, okay. How did they get people to even advertise for this? Like, they Because they have people are in long distance relationships. There's one lady who's kissing it, and then you can see the app, has got a picture of her significant other with his eyes closed. It's not it.
That one doesn't even have lips. That one's just as, like Yeah. That's the prototype. Silicone beak is It's so gross. What if you could get, like, a mold of your significant other's lips?
No. Good. I don't need it. It's gross. I don't want try it, though?
No. I don't. I wonder how much it is. It's not worth anything. How much?
Alright. I don't want it. I did say you have to get it. Uh-huh. It's about $38.
I Cool. It's in China, so I don't know if I'm gonna be able to get it. It's 260 yen. I don't know what they I don't know what they're talking about. Currency.
I don't know. Roughly about 38 American dollars. Okay. No. How can I get this?
That's gross. Don't you wanna try it just once? Mm-mm. I do. Weirdo.
If it, like, becomes faulty and it, like, sucks your lips into it? I I don't want to Scary. I don't need it. Or it starts burning here. In China.
They can have it. It's a startup. So Cool. You can donate money to help it come to life. Come to life.
Yeah. Gross. I really am grossed out by that thing. I closed the page and everything. I've moved away from it.
Yeah. I had to go look at something else. I gotta go stare at a wall for a while. It's gross. Thanks for that gross thing.
Sure thing. Couple of big things happening in the NFL. First of all, there are 32 teams that started the season. Only 4 remain. And we've had a lot of action over the past couple of weekends to dwindle it down to those final 4.
Yes. Right now, the Philadelphia Eagles are the favorite to win Super Bowl 59. Wrong. I'm I'm just telling you what it is. They have a they're a 180 odds right now.
Yeah. Kansas City Chiefs and Buffalo Bills are next both with a 2 40. The Bills are not shot. No. The longest shot of the teams remaining is the Commanders, who face odds of plus 700.
I kinda want the Commanders to win. Yeah. That'd be really that'd be something. They got a rookie quarterback. Something.
Yes. They do. Listen. I I do enjoy Saquon Barkley and Jalen Hurts from the Eagles. I think they are fantastic players.
I do enjoy watching the Bills and Josh Allen. I think they're a great team, but I kinda want to see those commanders. I'm like a good underdog story. Little bit about Saquon Barkley because he's in the news as well. Is he?
Yep. What's he do? During the off season, the New York Giants chose not to resign Saquon Barkley, so that is why he went to the Eagles. Big mistake. Yeah.
Huge. Okay. And he pretty much dominated in every game that he appeared in. Yes. He did.
On Sunday, he rushed for 205 yards as the Eagles beat the Rams 28 to 22 in the divisional round. And, his 205 rushing yards were the 5th most in postseason history. That's a big deal. Those 205 yards helped the Eagles get into the NFC championship game, which will be played this Sunday. So Saquon making it happen for the Eagles.
He made it happen for my whole fantasy team this season. In your division, the Chicago Bears, did you hear what happened yesterday? No. They hired Detroit Lions offensive coordinator Ben Johnson as their new head coach. Shocking.
Yeah. I know. Shocking. Johnson's innovative play calling is what helped the Lions, get to an impressive 33.2 points per game average this season. That is the highest in their franchise history.
And now he's head coach. And he is now the head coach of the Chicago Bears hoping to use his expertise to help the 2024 first overall pick Caleb Williams reach his potential as a quarterback. Who was the coach before this guy? Not Ben Johnson. Okay.
Thomas Brown, I think, the Internet says. Okay. So yeah. So they got a new head coach. Jacob.
Yeah. Stuff is happening. Look. The it's the off season for most teams. There's only 4 teams left.
So 28 teams are out there trying to figure out how they're gonna make football happen next season, and stuff is happening. And I knew you'd be excited to hear about Saquon Barkley, and I knew you'd be excited to hear that the Eagles are the favorite, not the Chiefs. And I know it's not the one you wanna see happen, but Chiefs are not the favorite right now. Yeah. They never have been except to the refs.
Alright. I said it. Alright. I said it. Alright.
That's a Chantel hot take. And, you know, we got more football on Sunday for you. So then we'll find out who's going to To the big game? To the big game. Yeah.
Big game. That's right. We'll know it all Sunday. Come on, Commanders. Wouldn't that be something?
Who do you wanna go? I think it'd be awesome to see the Commanders in there. The Commanders bills would be a pretty good game. It'd be anybody but the Chiefs Eagles. I don't wanna see a Chiefs Eagles Super Bowl again.
Boring. Boring. Listen. Here's another hot take. Are you ready?
Yeah. All the ego all the Eagles know how to do is do the tush push. Alright. Here we go. Sometimes we'll be out and about together in the town together, and then Out and about in the town?
Together. Okay. Out and about on the town k. Together. You and me forever.
Alright. And And what happens? Well, sometimes I want to do something, but I don't necessarily wanna ask for it. Like, I want a treat or a drink or if it's close to a mealtime, and I'm like, I am hungry, but is everybody else hungry? I don't wanna ask to get food.
And sometimes, you'll already know what I'm thinking, and you'll just go do it. And I'm like, yes. Because I'm a genius. You are a genius. Know how to read a room.
So the other day, when we were out and about. Yeah. And you On the town? Yeah. And you You and me together?
Pulled into the car wash, and I went, yes. Because I knew your car was dirty, and I knew that you don't like getting on the thing. And I was driving, and I said, look. We're already here. Much to the kids in the back seats, discomfort, dismay, begrudge, whatever, begrudgment Doesn't matter.
Weren't stoked because they we had picked up some food Yeah. And we're on our way home to eat. And I was like, look. The car wash is right here. There's not a long line.
It's gonna take a couple minutes. So I just pulled in and went through the car wash, and you would have thought I was gonna take us on some we're never gonna eat again adventure. Oh, the food's gonna be cold. I'm like, it's fine. This car is filthy.
Listen. I was happy than as happy could be. Yeah. Don't worry about those kids. Happy than happy could be.
Yeah. I'm this is what I'm saying. I'm so happy. I'm so happy you read my mind in that moment because needed to happen. It did.
I had washed my truck just a couple of days prior, and I thought, man, you gotta get that road salt off. Yeah. That's the big deal. They put all that stuff down, and then the snow gets on there. And then when you see the streets all white, that's all that salt that's just getting up on your undercarriage.
You gotta get that off of there. Sometimes you can see it in the floors. Yeah. In your in your feet. Your heart and your floors.
If you got carpet, you can't see it, but it's there. It's there. You're getting salt everywhere. But as you said, that salt can cause your cars. Oh, yeah.
It can give you a rust. It can it can hurt your paint. It's all bad. So you gotta wash that stuff off. I had, my my previous truck had, those steps on the side.
And when I was, I don't know, what, 5 years maybe I had that truck Yeah. And they were all rusted off because of the road salt, because I didn't wash the road salt. You gotta wash that salt right off of your car. Something like that. No.
I don't. Oh, that's from You Gotta Wash That Man Right Out of Your What is that song? It's from a musical. Oh, good. I can't remember which one.
Well, that's okay. Anyway, thanks for that. That was fun. I'm gonna go wash the car now. You were gonna tell me about some ice cream or something.
I don't know what you got going on. Okay. So this is an ice cream. I had to look up where this is made. This is Hudsonville ice cream.
It's made in Michigan. Hudsonville ice cream. K. Which I'm sad about that it's so far away. They are looking for the ultimate ice cream fan.
Oh, is this you? Yeah. One lucky fan will have one important job all year long. Eating ice cream. Eating real ice cream Ah.
And taste testing new and improved flavors. Okay. Now that's not the only benefit. Plus, you get some ice cream swag and a $2,025 prize. Okay.
What's the swag? I don't know what the swag is, but you can enter. I don't know if they send you the ice cream, or do you have to live locally? At that part, I don't know. I see.
But to enter, you need to complete a form and upload a 32nd video explaining why you know ice cream better than anyone else and why you should hold the title of the ultimate ice cream fan. Okay. Why do you feel like let's let's workshop it. What's going on? What's going on with what?
What? Why do you feel answer the questions. What? Fill out the application out loud right now. Okay.
There is no application. I just have to enter my and then I have to put a I I know. That's Okay. But tell me what you're gonna say in your video. What why are you the ultimate ice cream fan?
Because I love ice cream. Oh, good. That's gonna get you the job. I like all forms of ice cream. I'm not just a one track ice cream fan like you.
You have one specific ice cream in mind when you go to the store. Yeah. I'm I'm a simple guy. Here's some of the flavors that you can try. Alright.
Let's rate them. Cherry fudge? Maybe. Super scoop? What's in that?
I don't know. And deer tracks, which is probably like moose tracks. Yeah. But deer, so they're smaller And moose. Again, I went to their website.
I don't know I don't know if they send you the ice cream. I need to know if you have to be local. We'll find out. I'm trying to find out. I can't talk through your teeth at me.
I could absolutely do this. I'm just ice cream? Yes. Yes. I could.
I have a mouth. I like ice cream. I could eat ice cream. I often get over scooped because I can't decide what ice creams to choose. That's why you should pick me.
Okay. And, You you are 2 scoop salad. That's what I'm saying. You are you overshoot your, your eyes are bigger than your stomach with ice cream most of the time. Yeah?
Yes. I can't find where you have to be local. Okay. I might just enter. Well, you might just enter.
You and a 100000 other people. It doesn't say. I don't know where the official rules are. Here they are. Oh, they're so tiny print.
Oh, boy. Oh, I'm gonna have to not read that right now. Okay. That's a little too tiny. Is it?
Yeah. Alright. Well, read through it, when you can zoom in on the computer. K. And then, you know, good luck.
Thanks. Or you know what's easier? Just go buy some ice cream. I'll probably just buy some ice cream. So much easier than having to Buy But what?
I could also win $2,000. Sure. You and a 100,000 other people. Ice cream and money? Sign me up.
No. Really. Somebody else do it for me because I can't read the rules. Would you rather this or that? Would you rather always have to wear socks on your hands or always have to wear socks on your hands or always have to wear Yeah.
That's gonna be hard to type. Exactly. Or always have to wear gloves on your feet. I guess I'm wearing gloves on my feet. Are you really?
I I have to be able to use my hands. It's my job. It's everything. I I like, you can't type with mittens. You it's just not gonna happen.
It's basically a mitten. A socks? Yeah. A socks. It's just it's it's a mitten without a thumb.
It's a sock. But no. But it's thinner, so you will be able to Yeah. Try it. Do you have a sock handy?
No. I don't. I do. A sock handy. That's funny.
Why do you have socks? Why do you have extra socks? What world are we living in that you have extra socks? Because You have a bin of clothes there? No.
No. No. No. No. Listen.
I wore boots today, and so I had but I didn't wanna wear my boots all day. And so I brought a change of shoes, but then I also brought a change of socks because I didn't like these heavy socks. I like these heavy socks in my boots, but not with my other shoes. Makes sense? Nope.
Makes sense. Oh, look. I'm typing just fine. No. You're not.
Yes. I am. No. You're not. What do you want me to type?
I'll type it. No. I I can hear you hitting buttons. It doesn't mean you're typing. Josh loves Chantel.
Yeah. Oh. Easy. No. Not easy.
No. Not easy. Did it. Sock hand. So I take it you're picking that.
I'm picking socks. I'm doing glove feet because I can still feet. I can still wear shoes with glove feet. They'll have to be a little bit bigger probably, but I'll be able to just squeeze that glove in there. Are you gonna put all of your toes in the finger holes?
I'm just gonna put it over my foot because that's the minimum requirement for this silly question. Sock hands. That's me. Oh, here comes Sock hands. Who's coming down the street?
It's Sock hands. Alright. Would you rather this or that? Last night, because of our, toddler puppy, I slept on the couch. Yes.
There we've talked really is a toddler. We have talked over the past, I don't know, year and a half about married couples sleeping in separate bedrooms, the sleep divorce Uh-huh. Saying that it will save their relationship. It usually has to do with something like snoring, maybe different sleep schedules Yeah. What have you.
Right. Are you smelling your sock hand? No. I smelled something, and I went, is that You're so gross. Dirty socks.
You put on dirty socks No. They're not dirty. Hands for typing. They're not dirty. Keep going.
What were you saying? Well, there's there's a a lady who has gone viral online. She asked her husband to sleep elsewhere. She says that he works late nights at a restaurant. He's also a smoker, so he frequently crawls into bed around 3 AM, and it stinks of restaurant food and smoke.
And, he apparently won't shower before bed, and he gets home late, and he's exhausted. And he's like, I just wanna go to bed. I'll shower in the morning. And she's not about it. She is also pregnant, which means that any discomfort is magnified.
Yes. And, and so not only is it at 3 o'clock in the morning, but it's also stinky. And she said, you need to go stay in the guest room, and she, wants to know if that makes her a bad person. No. I don't think so.
I do not. I think sleep is important, especially when you're growing a human inside of your body. And, also, secondhand smoke is not great either for someone who's trying to grow a baby. So she said, look. I'd like for you to, go sleep in the guest room temporarily.
You know? I've got a situation. Maybe you could help me out. He had a bit of a temper tantrum about it, and they kind of haven't spoken since, and she wants to know if she's in the wrong I don't think so. No.
I mean, something's gotta change. Right? Because, like, he's got a he's got a situation that he can control. Absolutely. It takes 5 minutes to shower.
Exactly. It's an extra 5 minutes. I get it's 3 o'clock in the morning. I get you've been working at the restaurant. I understand.
You might have a little bit more energy if you quit smoking too, bud. I mean, I'm gonna throw that out. You know? Like, you don't wanna have smoke around the baby anyway. Like, you shouldn't have it around pregnant mama.
It's 2025. Let's get it together, dude. Pop in the shower, wash your body Yeah. And be quiet when you crawl into bed. Right.
And And you'll be just fine. And you'll be fine. Problem solved. Done so. Wash off the stink, quit smoking, and, go to bed at 3 AM when you get home.
Bada bing bada boom. Right? Seems easy enough. But what do I know? I'm not in their relationship.
So No. Yeah. You're not. That's just my advice. I like it.
It's good advice. Well, I'm gonna leave, the show, on that bit of advice. So hope you have a great rest of your Tuesday. We'll be back tomorrow morning. What's that advice, Colin?
The one of the famous ones? What's her name? Anne? Dear Dear Margaret. Dear Anne.
Dear I was thinking Dear Joan. Dear I think it's probably dear Anne. Dear Marie. Dear Josh. Dear Josh.
Here's a problem. Please solve it. Here's your solution. Stop smoking and take a shower. Oh.
You know? Don't bring smoke around the baby. That's ridiculous. It's 2025. Knock it off.
That's my advice. Hey. Happy Tuesday. Have a great day. We will see you back here tomorrow morning.
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