Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Wednesday, February 5, 2025
Episode summary introduction:
The studio has too much light, Josh makes a bindle joke, Super Bowl Sunday is fast approaching, that camera angle is giving you neck, we’re lucky to have found each other because we have zero game, quilting is a workout, Chantel ate snacks and took a nap last night, Luna the wonder Jack Russell threw up on the rug, Post Malone Oreos are yummy, why do the romantically scorned people feel the need to name animal food after their ex’s, there’s a pre-school fair coming up this weekend, and someone stole all the eggs.
Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
2:41 - New lights in the studio
6:42 - What is your perfect day?
10:31 - Good News to Get You Going
13:19 - Will Travis propose to Taylor on Sunday?
18:50 - The camera is giving you neck
21:40 - We don't have any game
25:50 - Quilting is a workout
30:45 - Chantel ate snacks and took a nap
34:09 - Luna the Wonder Jack Russell threw up
38:04 - Post Malone Oreos are tasty
42:39 - Why do the romantically scorned have so much pain
47:14 - Preschool fair is happening this weekend
49:15 - Would You Rather This or That
52:02 - Someone stole all the eggs + outro
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Full show transcript:
Hey. It's Josh and Chantel, and this is wake up classy 97, the pod. The podcast. Else. It's a replay of today's full show in about an hour.
It's Wednesday, February 5. You say with such sigh. I just it's the middle of the week. It's the middle of the week. On today's show, the studio has too much light.
I I had lights on early, and you were having a time. Yeah. It's too early for this much light, bro. It's good. It's good.
Welcome to sun. Josh makes a bindle joke. Yeah. I did. It's cool.
I it's you know? Dude. You can you can carry it in a little satchel on a stick. It's a good joke. It's a bindle joke.
Super Bowl Sunday is fast approaching. What do you what are your predictions? Nothing. Nothing. Your predictions are not watching.
Not watching. Exactly. Very good. Only when Saquon is on. Okay.
That camera angle is giving you neck. Yeah. That's what, that's what it was doing. But we fixed it. We got it sorted out.
Thank you. We're lucky to have found each other because we have zero game. Hey. Hey. Hey.
How you doing? Hey. You're looking good. So you so you wanna go on a date? What happened?
Do you wanna date? You wanna go on a date? No. Okay. I'm out.
Quilting is a workout. That's what the that's what the lady on YouTube said. You didn't believe her, but here you are. I ate snacks and took a nap last night. Yeah.
Heaven. Was it? Yes. Good for you. Snacks and a nap.
Snacks and a nap. Alright. Enough with your snacks and a nap. Luna the wonder Jack Russell threw up on the rug. Yeah.
She is a delight. Yeah. But at least it got covered up by a bowl. Post Malone Oreos are delicious. They are super yummy.
Why do the romantically scorned people feel the need to name animal food after their exes? Yeah. What's up with that? Just move on. Quit letting them win.
Yeah. They're winning. You're giving them too much power. They've got too much control over your life. Yeah.
Just throw it away. There's a preschool fair coming up this weekend. Sounds neat. I need some preschool. I need some preschool.
Yeah. Preschool is the best place to hang out. Have you ever hung out at a preschool? I was just meaning that I probably should go back to preschool. You get to make slime and you get to play with Play Doh.
Sensory bins. Absolutely. Story time. Snacks and a nap. Snacks and a nap.
You're a preschooler. I know. You are a preschooler. And someone stole all the eggs. No.
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Well what do you think about the, the room? It's a lot of lights. Well, it's I mean, there's a couple of lights. Feel like I'm on display. Well, that's the goal.
You had to get some of these lights because you said that I was washed out in some of the videos that we were making. Well, yeah. It's just my skin tone. Pale. Yeah.
It's my skin. It's what I look. That's what I look. I so pale. Okay.
So so, yeah, there's some some new lights. There's some, some new stuff going on. I'm playing around with a few things because I'm trying to, improve what we've what we've started to build, and it looks, it looks like I've got more work to do. I'm just looking right now. Am I still pale?
Well yeah. I I can't change. This is how I look. This is my skin tone, dude. No.
I know. It's how I was born. But there's also positions of things like I you know, there's it's just not it's just not perfect yet. I got work to do. I don't think that you should ever talk about me and then say it's just not perfect yet.
I have work to do. Yeah. You shouldn't say that about me. Why? Because you're supposed to love me unconditionally.
I do very much. I it's not you. I don't have work on you to do. You see? It's Well, that's what it sounded like.
No. Dear. No. Yeah. No.
It's not that. Okay. Well, clarify. It's a lot of lights. Well yeah.
Is it gonna get hot? Are they hot lights? They're not. What? Yeah.
They're not hot lights. I'm playing around with a few different things. So I can change colors of stuff. I can do all kinds of different, like, warmth and temperatures of white lights. I've got, different positioning I can do.
There's a lot. Back there on the wall that's The one behind me? Yep. Yeah. Kind of showcasing the class c 97 logo.
Wait till you see it on video. Oh. Yeah. Wow. It looks really nice.
So I'm trying to get a similar effect on you. What I've noticed just now is that, the camera placement is not gonna work. I assumed you would be facing a different direction than you are, and you're not. What direction did you think I was gonna be facing? More toward the camera.
This like, this way? I well, yeah. I why am I gonna talk like that? I could I mean, I could move if you want me to. Does that work?
No. Alright. I I'll figure it out. I don't know how to help you. I don't either.
One of the one of the biggest challenges is getting getting you in frame, and I try to do it, when you're not here. Because when we're here, we're making the show. And we're and we're creating and we're doing the thing, and then you leave and go to your other job. And that's when I have time to mess around with stuff, and you're not here. So I'm trying to frame an empty chair.
It's really tough. You can make a cardboard cut out of me. I'm just gonna work on it this morning while you're here. Or better yet, just make a person. You can you could get some paper.
Some paper. And stuff it? Ah, like a scarecrow. Yeah. Kinda.
I could make a a scarecrow Chantel to sit in the chair. I'd rather have you here because now I can adjust lighting colors. I can really make it so that you don't look like a ghost. That's my skin tone, bro. I just you gotta have some something else.
I don't know. Geez. I don't know what it is. Never felt better about myself. No.
You're great. It's not you. It's the lighting and the cameras. That's what I'm trying to say. Anyway shirt.
Good morning. If you had a perfect day A perfect day? You have a totally free day to do whatever you wanna do. Yeah. What would that consist of?
Well, it start by, waking up seven, seven thirty ish, eight maybe at the latest. K. So a little bit more sleeping in K. Would be first on the agenda. And then, from there, I probably, would, sort of lazily get myself ready for the day, take my time, be ready to, like, be up and doing stuff within, like, an hour after that.
K. So 09:00 at the latest, I'm, like, ready to have a day. Okay. And then, I'd probably I'd I'd wanna get out of the house probably, I think. Like, on on my perfect day, I'd wanna, like, be headed for an adventure.
Fishing? Whether that's fishing or if I was going on a hike somewhere or if, you know, some kind of thing like that. And and if I if I was really being serious about it, I would wake up, let's say, seven, be out the door by eight so that I could be if I was hiking on a trail early. K. Because that's important.
It's important to hike early so you can not sweat yourself to death by the time the sun hits in the afternoon, and you can enjoy yourself. So that's something like that. And then I'd I'd be out in nature K. For the good majority of the day. Chunk of the day?
Yeah. Depending on if I was spending the night or not. But if if it was just a day, I'd go spend the day out in the woods and then Not a bad way to spend a day. Come home. Yeah.
Most people that they asked this to said their perfect day would consist of three hours of television and a forty two minute nap. Absolutely not. What a waste of a day. That's that's a day that I have, and then I go, man, I wish we would have done something today. Yeah.
That's kinda how I feel today. Three hours of TV and a forty five minute nap? A nap? I could take a nap in there, though. Yeah.
Fine. Day might consist of a nap. Yeah. In the woods. In the woods would be A woods nap.
And a hammock. A hammock woods nap. Yeah. Yeah. I could go for that.
Mhmm. Not right now, but I mean when it's warmer outside. Good. Sure. It's just rainy.
I like sleeping in a little bit, and I like the lounge and about getting ready for the day. I I I think that in an ideal day would be the thing. But if I if I really wanted to get out and spend my time in the outdoors, I'd be I'd be moving a little bit quicker. You'd get out that door? Yeah.
That sounds nice. I'm gonna go do that. Okay. Let's go see what happens. Your ideal day.
But That sounds great. Yeah. I'll do that. Your ideal day, not what you're okay with joining me doing. I like being outside in nature.
I could go for a hike. Alright. That sounds like a nice time. Okay. Or a bike ride.
I like Yes. Hit hit some bike trail. Yeah. It'd be fun. Yeah.
Have a little picnic. Yeah. You always wanna bring a picnic. Well, you always have to have snacks. You gotta have snacks.
Just like charcuterie on the go. Yes. I'd like to have a picnic. That's it. You?
Yeah. Like, I'd like to have a snack now. Mhmm. Checks out. Checks out.
Do you need one now? Always. Yeah. A snack and a nap. Mhmm.
That's on my agenda. They call it nap snack. Well, not not order. No. I got what you said.
Yeah. The naps. It it wasn't that good. It was a hiking, bindle joke. It's a bindle joke.
Good one. Thanks. This is a cool story. There's a company in Southern California. They're called Tombot.
One word. Tombot. Tombot? Yeah. They've created a robotic dog named Jenny.
Jenny? Yeah. Which is a pet powered by artificial intelligence and designed to provide comfort and companionship to those facing mental health and cognitive challenges. No. Yeah.
So Jenny was inspired by a personal tragedy experience by the CEO of TomBot named Tom Stevens. His mom, Nancy, was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, and the family had to make the heart wrenching decision to rehome her beloved dog. The dog's name was Golden Bear. It's just because that's a thing. And this motivated Tom to put a team together to create Jenny with lifelike touch sensors, puppy sounds, all to bring joy and emotional support to those in need.
Homes, hospitals, care centers, they've already placed over 7,500 preorders for Jennie's. So this is gonna these things are gonna be all over the place. And, these things are kind of groundbreaking, this invention, they say, and it's on its way toward transforming the lives of millions struggling with dementia, mild cognitive impairment, and various mental health issues. I think it's really cool. If you look it up, the robotic dog, Jenny, is is, like an actual fuzzy looking dog.
Yeah. It's not, it's not like it doesn't look like a robot. Like, it definitely looks animatronic, but it looks like a dog. I'm looking. Real puppy sounds Yeah.
Interactive sensors, lots lots of touch sensors. And that way, you get the companionship of having a dog around without having to worry about taking care of a dog or forgetting to take care of a dog. Like, it's it does its own thing, which is really cool. That is nice. Yeah.
Because dogs are amazing Right. As we know, but they're also a little bit of a pain in the butt to take care of. They have a lot of needs. And someone who is struggling with Alzheimer's or some other kind of, mental health or cognitive challenge Does need to be bothered. Something around, but doesn't necessarily need the responsibility of having something around.
And I think that's a great solution. So Can we trade our Way to go. For this? No. Oh.
Luna the wonder Jack Russell? No. She is a wonder. Yes. She is.
As in, I wonder what's up with that dog. Anyway, that's some good news to get you going. Alright. You know what's coming up on Sunday. What's coming up on Sunday?
What is Sunday? Sunday. Come on now. Don't what are your open your eyes. No.
I can't. No. I I can't even I don't what it is. My eyes are shut. What is it?
If I if my eyes are shut and I can't see it, does it actually happen? No. It's we're not talking about it. Well, we're gonna talk about it because there's a lot to talk about. First of all, there's, like, there's the whole week leading up to the Super Bowl.
There's all these press conferences that happen. They've got a big, like, team thing, like, media days. There's a lot that happened. This week? Yeah.
So this whole week leading up to I haven't seen anything. That's because you don't follow either of the teams that are involved, so you're not gonna see stuff. Gonna. Someone at one of these press conferences, yesterday, asked Travis if he was going to propose to Taylor. What do you think he said?
He said no. Do you think he said no? Yeah. I do. The word no was in it, but not the one you're thinking of.
What did he say? His response was, wouldn't you like to know? Oh, a little snappy, aren't we, Travis? Right. Like, I need to Wouldn't you like to know, he said?
He needs to be dropped down the peg. Someone said, hey. Do you guys cook? You and Taylor, do you guys cook together? And if you do, do you have something that you love?
And he sort of was like, yeah. I really she's a good cook. And they said, oh, what's your favorite thing she cooks? What do you think Travis's favorite meal that Taylor cooks is? I hope it's macaroni and cheese with hot dogs.
It might as well be. It might as well be. What is it? Apparently, he really likes her homemade pop tarts. Homemade pop tarts?
I read a story once where she made those for his brother and their kids. Okay. And the kids He said I'm a big breakfast guy, and I really love her homemade Pop Tarts. Mhmm. Cute.
Cute. Alright. Here's some other stuff that's going on. You know the word threepeat? They've been using that in reference to if the Chiefs win, it's a three peat on the Super Bowl.
Yeah. Yep. So, apparently, that is a trademarked word. Pat Riley, who was coaching the Los Angeles Lakers at the time, trademarked the phrase three peat. And so he has struck up a deal with the Chiefs to be able to use it in case they win.
If they do decide to use it on merchandise, he will get a percentage. Nah. Nah. Yeah. He will.
He will. I think that's an interesting story because because your attitude. That's why you made that noise. I think that story is interesting because it sort of sets the stage for what's more than likely to come. Of course it is.
So I thought that was interesting. In this century, every time the Super Bowl has been played between two teams that include one team traveling East and one team traveling West, the team traveling West has won. The chiefs will be traveling east for this game. Yeah. So advantage to the Eagles.
We know the chiefs are gonna breaking it all down. I'm breaking it all down for you. I don't think Travis is gonna propose, and I'll tell you why. Nope. Because I think there's too many people who think that he is.
Mhmm. So he they're gonna do go against the status quo and be like, no. I'm not gonna propose. Plus, also, that's a terrible way to propose to somebody you love. I would But I told you my theory behind that is that they could already be engaged.
They could have had a private, actual, real romantic proposal. But And this is all for the TV, for the show, for the money, for the everything else, they could totally do it on TV. Oh, that's true. And then, lastly here, the Kansas City Chiefs are launching Foolish Club Studios. What?
A production studio that will make original scripted and unscripted content. They wanna make projects that celebrate foolish dreamers who are pushing the limits to achieve greatness whether on the field, at home, or in the game of life. They this is includes stories about the Chiefs and the history of, the players at Kansas City. The studio launch, is happening, or I guess it involves the team and the Hallmark Channel. So because you'll remember holiday touchdown I do.
Big hit. And so they said, we should probably take some ownership and tell him some more stories. Was it a big hit? Sure. No.
A big enough hit that they're launching their own production studio. Oh. The football team is launching a production studio. Dumb. See?
I'm so mad. Who cares about the Chiefs? Guess what? No one no one does. And if you say, oh, I'm a Chiefs fan.
No. You're not. You bandwagon it. Alright. Good grief.
You were just fiddling around with cameras Yeah. And lighting Yeah. Because you're trying to get the best, Trying to make it look nice. Trying to make it look cool. Mhmm.
My favorite line of what you just said was, I don't think you're gonna like that because it's giving you neck. Well well yeah. Because I'm working on different camera angles. And and look. There's there's you can shoot straight on, which is fine.
You can shoot off to an angle, which is fine. You you can shoot up high, and that's okay. But you shouldn't shoot from down below because it gives you neck. Thanks. And I'm not saying, no.
No. It's not you. It's the camera. This is my theme for the day. It's not you.
It's the lighting. It's not you. It's the camera. Mhmm. Yeah.
You don't have neck right now. You look good. Well, thank you, Josh. Yeah. I don't have neck right now.
As I was getting ready this morning, I did happen to look at my neck, go, as you age, your skin changes. Right? Like, your body changes, your skin changes, and I noticed that my neck is changing. So You got a changing neck? When you said it's giving you neck, I didn't I didn't enjoy that.
Well, I didn't mean it was giving you, like, saggy neck. I just meant that, like, you're getting, it's a neck shot. It's not it's not a good angle. If I leave it too low, it's not good. Do you have it now?
Do you have it set now? I mean, it's okay. Good. You took a picture and said, come look at this. Yeah.
And then when I went to look at it, I said, is that what my face looks like? And I said, when you make that face, yes. Don't make that face if you don't like it. That's really I mean, ultimately, that's the big takeaway is if you don't like the way that face looks, don't make that face. I don't even know how I even made that face.
That's the problem. But I also screenshotted, like, at a like, the perfect opportune moment to capture that face. Thanks. You're welcome. I'll save it forever.
Forever. I'll frame it, hang it up so other people can see it. And when you get mad at me and we break up that face. When when I get mad at you when we break up, what is that? That's not even a thing.
That's something they said in junior high and high school. Oh, well, we're mad at you. We're breaking up. Then I'm gonna rip your picture in half. Yeah.
Take it off the wall and shatter the glass. Oh, I'm angry. Draw devil horns on it. Yeah. And then later on, as, like, the montage happens and things yeah.
I go, I I feel so bad, and I pick it up and turn it over. Glass. Yeah. They go, oh, and it cuts my finger, and I'm bleeding. It's a whole thing.
Wow. We went on a ride there. Yeah. That's how movies work. Anyway.
And real life. Anyway, I'm not mad about how it looks. I still have some more tweaking, but it's it's getting there. It's getting better, I think. How's my neck look?
Good. You're not giving neck. Good. Yeah. Good.
We're sitting at dinner last night, and Emery says, I got hit on at the vending machine today. Yeah. To which I said, oh, really? And then it made me wonder, what's the game these days? What's how are how are what's hit on look like these days?
Right. What did it look like in your Your first thought was like, okay. What's what's, what is that? What does that mean? Yeah.
Yeah. For me If you saw a cute girl Yeah. In high school Yeah. What was your game? I had none.
No. Yeah. Zero game from this guy. I'm telling you what. What?
You never said, hey, yo, babe. Yeah. That was it. I was like, yo. Hey, yo, babe.
I probably did, hey, yo, babe, and then that's why I didn't have, any dates. Hey, yo, babe. Hey, yo. Can I, can I call you sometime? Nah.
You never did that? I I really wasn't, I wasn't that kind of a guy. What kind of guy were you? I was kinda just the quiet, shy kid who, like, just kinda kept to myself. I had my circle of friends.
Me too. I had a steady girlfriend. That was fine. But I did I wasn't running around like, hey. Oh.
But how'd you get that steady girlfriend? You had to have a little bit of game to have a steady girlfriend? I don't know. You had a little bit of game? I don't know.
I had zero zero game. In fact, I would just wait for people to hit on me. Right. But you were saying, like, you need someone to, like, straight up tell you I'm flirting with you. Me?
Yeah. Absolutely. Because you're like, I I can't read the signs. No. I couldn't ever.
Mhmm. And if I had an even a small hint that maybe somebody was flirting with me, I'd be like, no. That's that's you're making things up again. They're not flirting with you. Don't be silly.
Now why would why would they never flirt with you? No. Yeah. So So you had zero game. I had zero game.
How did two people with zero game find each other? I don't know, Johnny. Because even when we met, which was a total, like Happenstance. Well, sort of. Yeah.
But it was it was under the like, there's no pressure here. Like, there's no like, we're not trying to find somebody to date. We're not trying to enter into a relationship. Like, we were just two people who happened to be going the same event at the same time. Yeah.
And and because we didn't have other people to go with. And so it was like a, hey. You wanna go to this thing? I'm going to this thing already. Just come to the thing.
Let's take out. Together. That was it. Like, there was no expectation of anything. So I didn't have to have game.
I didn't have to have game either. That's how it happened. That's how it works. You gotta break down barriers so you don't have to have game. You just have to show up, which we did.
Which I did. We showed up, and look at us now. Look at us. Twenty three years later. Two people with zero game.
Absolutely zero game. Yeah. Twenty three years later, and we're still going like, hey. What's up? What's up?
I was either yeah. I was either like, no. That person's not flirting with me, or I think that person's in love with me. I see. So the it would be so blatantly obvious that you'd go, there's no way they're not flirting with me at this point.
Yeah. But but it's gone too far, and now they're, like, weirdly obsessive. Yeah. Yeah. And then I didn't like them because they were weirdly obsessive.
Mhmm. So cool. So I'm glad we found each other, Josh. Yeah. Me too.
That it worked out. Yeah. Otherwise, I would still forever be like, I don't is that guy flirting? I don't know. I don't he told me he loved me, but I I don't know.
I do. I don't know. He's lying. Hi. I was watching some quilting videos, because I don't know how to use my machine, my domestic I was gonna say my Domesticated.
You you have a domesticated sewing machine. I don't know how to use my regular sewing machine to quilt. So I was watching some videos. What was funny is this video I was watching this woman, she was an older woman, and she said she rolls up her quilt, and she kinda throws it over her shoulder, And then she quilts, and then she says, now you're gonna need to take lots of breaks because this quilt is heavy, and it's a workout. And maybe you're not sitting in the best chair, and your neck is gonna get sore, and your eyes are gonna get strained.
Can we just pause for just a moment? Sure. And you and I both, the the hobbies we have decided to pursue, the most the most, time spent in our hobbies are spent in terrible chairs. Yeah. I have a terrible chair I'm sitting in now.
You have a terrible chair you're sitting in there. We go home, and then we sit in terrible chairs to do our hobbies. We gotta fix the chair situation. Alright. We both are in bad shape.
Yeah. The chair I have is bad. It's cute, but it's not I feel like going to the store and trying out some chairs and finding something I like. I don't know if the chair was gonna be the best option for me. That's why you gotta go try some different chairs.
Let's go try chairs. Okay. It's it's an old people thing, it sounds like, but it sounds real nice. Okay. We gotta go try some chairs.
Alright. Because when I'm sitting there and I'm sitting there for a good couple hours tying, I gotta have some comfort. Well, mine is mine is up and down, usually. If I'm making the top No. I understand.
The patchwork of the quilt, it's up and down because you're you're cutting, you're sewing, you're You're sitting in the oldest little wooden dining chair ever. So, like, when I'm doing that part, the patchwork part Right. The it's not a lot of sitting because I'm you're up and moving. It's where I'm sitting down quilting that is a lot of sitting. In an uncomfortable chair.
In an uncomfortable chair. So I'm watching this woman in this video go, it's it's a workout. Right. It is a workout. Yes.
And I I I laughed, and I said, you're sitting, pushing some fabric through a machine. How is that a workout? Alright. So now you have done about, half of the top that you're working on or half of the quilting that you're working on. And, how should I go with it?
For a couple of hours, and I really was like, oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh, my neck, my back. Yeah.
You got that that thing on your shoulder. Are you is it rolled up over your shoulder? No. I don't do that. You gave up on that.
Yeah. I have my own way of doing it. Yeah. I didn't like that. Yeah.
I didn't like the rolled up on my shoulder method. Okay. So instead, you're just letting it fall, or you just found a way to make it work? I kind of I kinda move it. It's rolled up.
It's just not over your shoulder. Some of it's rolled up. Some of it isn't. Uh-huh. It's fine.
It's it's it's doing its thing. Well, you're doing this all by hand for the first time, so you gotta learn what's gonna work and what's gonna be comfortable for you. Right. So that's good. And it's gonna I think it's a case by case basis.
Right? Because some quilts are gonna be bigger than other quilts. Right. You gotta figure out what's going on with the quilts. Not a huge one.
Yeah. I mean, it's It's a twin size, I'd say. Is it? Yeah. I mean, it's it's pretty decent size.
Okay. Anyway, I'm sitting there, and I go, I gotta take a break. This is a workout. Yeah. My neck is all stiff.
She told you. My back is all stiff. She told you. My eyes are strained. You're gonna need ibuprofen.
I took some. For the inflammation. I thought I did take some. The quilting inflammation. It's hard work.
Quilting is hard work. Yeah. True story. Well, alright. Let's go shop shop for some chairs, I suppose.
We really need to. I can't sit in that terrible chair that I've had for you. Just have a drafting chair. Yeah. But it's a really old one.
Really old. Like, it's got tears in it, and the foam is exposed in the tears. It's not And the foam that you can see is super squished. It's not a great chair. Yeah.
Let's go shopping for some chairs, I suppose. What am I gonna get that's gonna fit under my sewing machine? Well, you just need a standard chair, but, also, that table is a variable height. It is. I know.
Right. It's because I I got you the good one. I got you the big tool bench that you can adjust the height of. It's pretty cool. I will say I was able to roll out that whole table in in the middle of my room.
I know. That was cool. I tried to set you up so you didn't have to struggle. I'm struggling. It's a workout.
You had a scout meeting last night, and so I was left to my own devices. It didn't look like when you're left alone, what happens? Because I'll tell you, I was at a meeting, and I came home, and the whole house was quiet. Like, there was no one around when I got home. The dog didn't even come to say hi.
I didn't know where the dog even was. Yeah. Well, not around. Our daughter in her room, Beck and the dog in his room, and you in our room sound asleep. Sound asleep.
At, like, nine ish? Hey. I wake up early. I I I get it. I get it.
If I was home, maybe I would've gone to bed at nine or eight or whatever time you laid down. But then you kinda, like, sort of squinty eyed opened. Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. And you said, oh, I laid down. I was cold.
I laid down. And then you just went back to sleep. Oh, okay. No. I didn't go back to sleep.
I went and said good night to the kids, and then I went back to sleep. Yeah. Yeah. I we typically don't have activity. Like, we're always busy, it seems, on a weeknight.
And so when we have a free night I often don't know what to do with my time. I see. And so I was like, oh, maybe I'll do something with the kids. I'll play a game or we'll watch a movie, and I asked if they wanted to do something. No.
They don't they don't wanna hang out with me. Gonna do my own thing. So I did do some quilting, some sewing for a minute, and then I got tired of that. And so I said, well, what am I gonna do now? And there's a show that we're watching together, so I knew I couldn't watch that show because you would have gotten mad if I watched it without you.
I think you're behind on a couple episodes, though, so you could've caught up. I could've caught up. You're right. I should have done that. But I didn't know if my brain was focused enough.
You have to pay attention to that show. You were not. You were sleepy. So you went to sleep. Cold.
And so I grabbed a snack, and I said, I'm just gonna sit in bed because it's cold, and I'm just gonna watch this movie. And then the dog came in, and then the dog had to go outside. And then I was mad at the dog because she had to go outside. And I got to go to bed. Cold, so then I was extra cold.
Mhmm. And so then I finally turned on the show, crawled into bed, fully clothed still. Yeah. And I had the Jammies on. But Yeah.
But you were just like, I it's it. I'm done. I'm going to bed. Like, you didn't get ready for bed. You just laid in the bed to get warm.
I didn't wash my face. I didn't wash my teeth. I did not it was just cold, so I crawled in the bed out. And then you woke up when I got home and went, oh, I was I don't even think I woke up. You didn't.
I was, like, half awake. Correct. And you were trying to tell me about the meeting, and I went, I can't find it. Like, this morning, you said focus on this. You said, how'd the meeting going?
And when I told you everything last night. I don't I wasn't paying attention. I know. Ofs. But I've already talked about it.
So So I guess that's sad. That's that's it. My point of this story is snacks and a nap. You had snacks and a nap. And a nap.
Yeah. It's all I need to make me happy. Snacks and a nap. Snacks and a nap. Snacks and a nap.
Alright. Alright. I don't I don't want to do with you. Our daughter gets herself up and going for school every day. Yeah.
She's very good at that. She is very good at that. She sent us a text this morning and said Yes. It's it's not the the greatest text you wanna get in the morning. It's not.
It's not the greatest thing you wanna see in the morning either. She said, the dog threw up on the rug. Yep. I can't do anything about it because I don't have time. Right.
She's gotta go. She's gotta get this I said, I I that's totally fine. Don't worry about it. We can deal with it later. She said, I put a bowl over it so nobody would Well, nobody will step on it, but also because the dog's trying to get at it, which is gross.
And it is so gross. So she sent a picture of the bowl, and it's literally she grabbed, like, a mixing bowl out of the cupboard and put it upside down on top of the mess. It's good problem solving. I'm not gonna be mad about it. Not mad once bit.
The problem. She figured it out. Yep. What I am mad about is that I have I would say 75% of the living room and the kitchen and the hallway is hardwood floor. Yeah.
25% of my living room is a rug. That's no fun to throw up on. She has to throw up on the rug. Right. Yeah.
No. Hardwood floor is too easy. I I gotta I gotta get it where it counts, where I'll get the most sigh. Now this is the part that makes me laugh because as we've talked about before, Emery gentle parents the dog. Yes.
She doesn't like when you and I get a little bit mouthy with the dog. You have to be I'm not being mean. I'm being firm and direct. Like, you have to assertive. You have to be in a position to say, listen to me, dog.
Yeah. There are rules in this house, and you're a crazy person. So settle down. So Emery says she got really aggressive when I told her to go to bed. Yeah.
I got it. Oh, how's the chancellability going? Yeah. You go to bed. You threw up on that rug.
Go to bed. I don't even know where the dog wasn't in her bed this morning when I woke up. So I didn't even know where she was all night. She was in, in the boys' room. And then he must have let her out this morning.
She was probably woke him up, and he was like, I can't be having that. So he just kicked her out and went back to bed. That's what a life. Yeah. The gentle parenting, I think, is still going great.
I it didn't it didn't sound like it was going super, super great. Why does the dog have to throw up on the rug? Because it's the best place. I could think of other places. Like a bed.
I can throw up on the bed. No. Yeah. That's the second best place. There are two places.
Also, why is the dog sick? She could have eaten too much. I gave her some peanut butter last night. Too much peanut butter? Probably too much peanut butter.
Why are you giving her so much pea it's supposed to be small amounts of peanut butter. I know. I know you know, but then why don't you do it that way? I don't know. Because I just had a spoonful, and then I just gave to her the spoonful.
And then I went, ah, it's probably too much. Yeah. She's a small dog. I know. It's my fault.
I'll take care of it. I'll take care of it. I'll move the bowl, and I'll take care of it. It's probably not even my fault. Gonna leave it there until you get home from work.
Thank you. Yeah. It it should be cleaned up before I get home from work. It should. Absolutely.
So we'll see. We will see if it's taken care of before either of us get home from work. We'll see. I bet it's not. I bet it's not either.
It better be, but I bet it's not. I don't know if you've heard the news. What's the news? Post Malone has his own Oreo out. I have heard the news.
I tried one yesterday. We did try an Oreo, a Post Malone Oreo. I like it. It was good. You said it was too sweet.
I It was sweet. I don't have a big sweet tooth, and I didn't think it was super sweet. It is salted caramel and shortbread flavor cream Correct. Sandwiched between a golden Oreo Correct. And a regular Oreo.
Correct. The golden Oreos, this might be a hot take, but I like those better than a regular Oreo. That that is a hot take for sure. It's still it's they're so much better. Golden Oreos are so much better.
So yesterday, when when I tried that, the guys over on K Bear had had a a case of them, and they ate a lot of them. I had eaten about half and gave you the other half. Yeah. I wanted you to try it. Half is plenty.
Which which was fine. Yeah. That's fine. And maybe that's why I didn't think it was so overpoweringly sweet was because it, you know, it's funny. But I there's only been a couple of those, like, strange flavors that I've really enjoyed.
I did like this one. I like the Post Malone cookie. We haven't tried them one, though. I did not care for the Lady Gaga one so much. Did we have those ones?
Pink ones. Remember they were like a strawberry lemonade or something? They were a pink cookie. They were okay. I think I think I sent the package, but it took me a long time.
I don't even remember those. I really like the gingerbread ones a lot, and those were a couple of years ago. Three or four years ago. Ones are good. I didn't care for that so much.
That was too sweet. I liked those. They also remember we we heard that they were making a s'moreo. Yeah. That We never ever could find it.
Believe it. I don't believe it. Victor over there, he said that it needed to have more stouf in it, the Post Malone one. He said it didn't have enough cream. And I said, I'm not a big fan of it anyway because I feel like it's just sweetened Crisco.
Yeah. And so I'm not That's absolutely true. I'm not big on the stewf anyway. So when people are like, I like the mega stewf, I go, ugh. It's flavored Crisco.
It's it is sugared. It is sweetened Crisco. Yeah. And I don't care for it. I like the cookie on the outside way more than the sweetened Crisco in the in the middle.
I like it altogether. It all works so well together, but it has to be the golden Oreo. That one is the best. I see. We've tried there was a Java Chip one I tried.
That one was pretty good. They have they have all kinds of flavors now. Do you have you ever had the thin ones? No. I wanted to try the thin ones, and they also have the the thin ones that are coated in chocolate.
Mhmm. I think those look nice. That's kinda like a thin mint Let's try that. You get from the, from the girl scouts. Mhmm.
Isn't that coming up? Yes. It's February. It's it's gotta be almost cookie season. It is because I've been hearing a lot about it lately, so I think it is coming.
I mean, samoas are awesome. I like the thin mints. You like is it the tag alongs? No. I like samoas.
No. I know you do. But what's the other one you like? Because there's one you like that I don't. Cookies.
Cookies. Okay. Good. Good. The thin mints, fun fact, the Girl Scout thin mints Yeah.
When I was pregnant with Beck, I was so sick all of the time. Right. And there was one day that the only thing I was able to keep down was Thin Mints. So the Thin Mints will always have a special place in my heart because it was the only thing I could eat that day without trigger, any kind of reaction when you have them now? Uh-uh.
You're good with it. Uh-huh. Cool. Good for you. Thank you, Girl Scout Thin Mints.
Yeah. Saved my life that day. Saved my life that day. Sweet. Somebody knows where to get those cookies.
I'm sure we can find some sure we can. I'm sure we can. I'm sure we know some young entrepreneur That's right. Has got a box of cookies to sell us. I think you're probably right.
All of our money. Well, I don't wanna give her all the money. Some of our money. Like to I'd like to buy some cookies. So, you know, that's what we can go to any grocery store and there might be some ice cream outside.
You're absolutely right about that. You are So very, very correct. Girl scout cookies. Here we come. And Post Malone's Oreos are pretty good too.
They're alright. Just to circle back. Yeah. They're They're real they're real decent. They're worth a shot.
Yeah. If you can find them, they're good. I like Are they hard to find? I I don't know for sure. I know of one spot where you can get them.
Where is that? The grocery store. Oh. That's where you usually find them. There's a part in the show, where we get to and we go, what's happening?
And that this is that part. This is the part in the show where we we've talked about a bunch of different things earlier, and now we've reached the part where we're going, Oh, this doesn't happen every day. No. I've usually, we have stuff to talk about all day, but there are days where I go, I got I got nothing. I got nothing else to talk about.
What else are we gonna talk about? You had your headphones on. We I know. I was ready to go. Seconds.
Is that what we Super, super ready to go. Talk about? And you didn't hear me because you had your headphones on. Can can we talk a little bit about, Valentine's Day? I know it's coming up Okay.
Next week. Okay. What's the deal with all of these different organizations and groups and stuff? And and it's a fundraiser thing, so I know why they're doing it. But it feels icky to me that they go, hey.
You know your ex? Put her name on a cockroach, and we'll feed it to a lizard. Or you know? You know all these things? Yeah.
I've heard these. Deal with all that? Like, I like I I understand Valentine's Day, the day of love. People get a little bit, like, maybe upset because they don't have it or they something happened that they're they feel like they're missing out and they want revenge or they want some sort of redemption. Uh-huh.
And now you've got, I mean, a bunch of zoos, the Bronx Zoo, the El Paso Zoo, the Brookfield Zoo in Chicago, the San Anton San Antonio Zoo. They are all doing name a cockroach programs where you can name a cockroach after your ex. And that and a lizard? Well, I don't know if they are on this one, but you can you can say, yeah. I named that that that cockroach is named after my ex.
You give a small donation to the zoo's conservation efforts. Great cause. But then you you go, like, now I feel better. I don't think you would feel better, though. I think you would just feel the same.
You know? I don't think that brings anybody any kind of closure to be like, oh, I wrote my ex's name on this cockroach, and now that cockroach is I mean, look. Being being romantically scorned is the word they used, leads people to get into a a weird headspace. I I get that. Romantically scorned.
I've been romantically scorned, and now you will be a cockroach. The San Antonio Zoo is also letting you name a rat or a vegetable after your ex, and then it will be eaten by some predator or whatever. They'll feed the rat to a snake, and you can go, now you're in a snake. Now you've been scorned. Yeah.
Now, yeah, now I feel better. You scorned me, and I scorned you. I don't think you're gonna feel better. The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium in Ohio, guests can pay $15 to name a superworm, and then they feed that to a sloth. What's a superworm?
I don't know. Whatever a sloth eats. But that probably gets eaten pretty slowly. Do you feel the need do do you feel the need to No. To do this to one of your exes?
I don't. The the zoo in, in Pennsylvania, there's a zoo there that's doing a catch and release event where you get to name a fish after an x, and then they feed it to a penguin. Oh. Again, they're just feeding the fish to the penguins. It's just that now oh, this one is Tabitha.
Chuck it. There you go. Buy Tabitha the fish. Aw. I don't it's weird.
It is kind of strange. It's a nice way to make a buck or 2. Right? It's just a good marketing ploy for them. It's in a like I I support the conservation effort.
I just don't understand. It feels icky to me to attach it to such a negative thing. I couldn't do that because I don't remember the names of any of my exes. Oh. Oh, because they weren't memorable?
Is that what you mean? Like, I I moved on. That was I I is that what you were saying? That was Yeah. If there's one thing I know about you, it's that you'll never forget.
Yeah. True. That's true. You romantically scorn Chantel. You scorn me in any way.
It doesn't have to be romantic. You I am a grudge holder. You scorn her by proxy through six people. You're in trouble. Only the people that I love.
See? This is cool. I was just reading this on East Idaho News. You've heard of college fairs. Mhmm.
There is a preschool fair. No kidding. This is a fair that's dedicated to helping parents of young kids find the right preschool for their kids to attend. Okay. And it's happening this weekend.
It's happening on Friday, February 8. Saturday the eighth. This Saturday. This Saturday. Yes.
From ten to twelve at Snake River Montessori School. Okay. What's going on? They've got a bunch of different preschools, and they've got them if you've ever been to a fair, a college fair like this, it's you have different schools lined up, and they have, like, a booth. And they'll tell you what happens at their school.
You'll meet the directors. You'll meet some of the teachers. Okay. And a lot of parents this is awesome because a lot of parents are busy, and they can't get to all of these preschools or find all of these preschools or search them out on your own. Yeah.
Find out which one might be good for your family and Put them in one place. Cost. That's that's great. Yeah. So I think this is really cool.
This is a great, it's the fourth year that this is happening. Cool. They're expecting, about 200 people to come. Over 20 preschools will be present. One Wow.
Including some from Rigby, some from including some from Rigby, some from Shelley, the majority of them being from Idaho Falls. Here's the best part. Free snacks and drinks will be provided. What? There's also gonna be activities for the kids to do while their parents talk about the different preschools, which you would expect no less at a preschool fair.
Right? Sense. That makes sense. I think this is cool. As somebody who used to work in a preschool, it's important to find the right one that's gonna fit for your kids.
Right. I think that's really cool. So if you have kids that are preschool age now or will be in the future, stop by the fair and find out. At Snake River Montessori Yes. On Saturday.
What time? Ten to noon. And it's free? It is free. Cool.
Well, go check it. Check it out. Go check it out. Just check it out. If you want more details, that story is at EastIdahoNews.com.
Hey. Hey. Would you rather this or that? Would you rather sweat invisible ink that appears when you're stressed? Okay.
Hold on. I sweat invisible ink. Yeah. Like, you you it's invisible until you're stressed. I see.
And then So it's just like normal sweat. Yeah. But it's invisible ink instead of sweat. Yeah. And then when I'm When you're stressed stressed.
Yeah. It appears. Goes dark. Yeah. And you see it on your face and Okay.
Or everywhere. Or randomly start floating for ten minutes every day with no control over when or where it happens. You just randomly start floating. Oh, wait. There you go.
Interesting. Interesting. I'm gonna go floating. You are? Yeah.
Random ten minute float. Yeah. That could happen at a very inconvenient time. Like what? When you're in the restroom.
Yeah. You're right. Like, that's pretty inconvenient. When you're in the middle of cooking dinner and you're floating away, and then you're in the air and you can't do anything about it. Those are really I didn't think about those it's random and out of your control.
You're in a meeting or something. Or you're in your car. Oh. And you just start floating in your car. Now you can't reach the pedals.
Right. So That's a good one. There's a lot of situations wherein That's dangerous. Uncontrollable, unconscious floating Is could be detrimental. And is how high?
Are you limited to the space you're in? Yes. So what if you're outside? I know. And what's the transition?
Is it quick quick float and you just take off? And then when you're done slow and you just start floating away and you slow and float back down? Or, yeah, is it instant boom and you're like a rocket, Like, no gravity. Boom. And then all the gravity.
Because I bet you only float once or twice, and then you're not doing so hot. I didn't think about all of these options. Well, that's why I'm picking sweat. This is why I like you because you think about that stuff. But you've already made your choice.
I have already made my choice. Darn it. You were hasty. I know. I guess I'm gonna float Away.
You're gonna float away like a balloon full of hail back. Sometime. Just don't know when. Maybe. It's a long walk if you float like a balloon on a windy day.
Float like a butterfly. No. Stinging like a bee. That's totally unrelated. I know.
I know. I know. Okay. It's Okay. It's sad news out there in the world.
Well, you know how eggs are expensive? Yes. Yes. There's an egg distribution center in Pennsylvania that was robbed over the weekend. Someone stole 100,000 eggs.
Who would steal a hundred thousand eggs? That's I have so many questions. One, how do you steal that many eggs? Two, why do you need to steal that many eggs? Three, what'd you do with the eggs?
Four, where are the eggs? And how did you get away with that many eggs? So Pete and Jerry's Organics in Greencastle, Pennsylvania is where the theft occurred on Saturday. Now the price of eggs already across the country is wild. Yeah.
The stolen eggs were estimated to be worth about $40,000 for a hundred thousand eggs, and police have launched an investigation. But they don't have many leads, so they're now asking the public for help. The that business didn't have cameras or security or anything? I have no idea. Shame.
Shame. I'm kinda like, where'd the eggs go, dude? But you're right. How do you steal that many eggs, and how do you get away with that many eggs? 100,000 eggs.
Like, those have to be on pallets. Right? Like, how many eggs are on a pallet? A lot. But they're also delicate.
Well, they're they I'm sure they weren't just loose. No. I get that. They're still gonna be breakable. Yeah.
So a pallet can contain anywhere from about 6,700 to 11,000 egg cartons. So Where was this? This was in Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania? Yeah.
A pallet with 24 bundles contains about 11,000 egg cartons. That's a lot. What kind of vehicle would you have to have to still was this a calculated robbery? Did he have this was Okay. So was an egg heist of This was this was magnitude.
A big giant egg heist. The this one says that a a pallet with this many trays or whatever would contain about 8,000 eggs. A pallet with 20 levels of stackable trays would contain about 6,700 eggs. Oh, damn. So if they took a hundred thousand eggs, they probably took, what would that be?
How many pallets? It'd be a lot of pallets. It'd be a truck worth of pallets. Like, they would've had to take in a semi truck worth of pallets of eggs. And why?
I mean, I know why because they're probably gonna try and sell them. They're gonna try and make a profit on them. Like scalpers do with, like, like, the new p s five or whatever? Egg scalper. It's about 14 or 15 pallets.
How do you get away with 14 or 15 pallets? I don't know. You would have to have them in a refrigerated semi truck trailer and drive off. That's the only way that you would be able to steal that many eggs. And then where are you gonna put them?
Well, it's a refrigerated keep them in the truck. So they're probably looking for that. I haven't read the whole news story about who they're what they're looking for. I'm trying to think of an egg heist joke. I'm coming up flat.
That's you there's there's yolks. There's you're gonna crack the case. Yeah. No. That's a that's a good one.
Those were pretty Those were two on the nose. Alright. That's a low hanging. Okay. Well, I don't know.
I'm gonna have to think about it. I was reading about whether or not they were trying to find this truck. I don't understand. What don't you understand? How they got away with that.
I don't understand either. Unless, I don't know, unless somebody was a mole. Somebody at the factory Oh, maybe. Helped with the heist. You see?
Maybe. Maybe it's an inside job. Yeah. Could be Whiskey. Couple of bad eggs.
So whiskey. Oh, whisk? Whisk. It's whiskey. Yeah.
I see what you're saying. Yeah. You see? The heist was whiskey. Yeah.
Yeah. That's that's the best I got. Oh, yes. Stop it. Don't shake your head at me.
Like, that's the worst joke you've ever heard. You you you you you Stop. You didn't come up with anything, John. Was reading trying to find out if they were looking for the truck. It just says police are still investigating.
And if you have any help, contact them. With what information? You didn't tell me, like, we're looking for this particular vehicle. We're looking for a trailer with this license plate. Like, there's no information.
But to steal a hundred thousand eggs, that's that's a that's a big deal. Whiskey. It's whiskey. Alright. We gotta end on that.
That's great. Of all the things to have to end the show on, it's your whisk joke. Come on. I don't use a whisk to mix my eggs. It's a fork.
I like the whisk better. I don't. Well I do. So there's that. That's gonna do it for today.
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