Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Wednesday, February 12, 2025
Episode summary introduction:
We’ve got the list of Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees, why does your body smell like garlic butter, Chantel eats old lady candy, learn lots & call often, Josh is a swashbuckler, the best insults will teach you new things about yourself, Josh is soooo dramatic, happy birthday Abe Lincoln & friends, it’s cold today and it’s going to be cold again tomorrow, the things you learn about people, port-o-potty hunter, and congrats to Kellen Moore.
Timestamps:
(0:00) - Intro
(2:08) - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees
(7:35) - Garlic butter bubble bath
(10:31) - Good News to Get You Going
(13:48) - Chantel's old lady candy
(18:26) - Learn lots & call often
(21:55) - Josh is a swashbuckler
(24:57) - Why so dramatic, Josh
(29:21) - Best insults will teach you
(31:08) - It's Abe Lincoln's birthday
(34:27) - It's cold outside
(36:29) - The things you learn about people
(40:49) - Port-o-potty hunter
(44:18) - Would You Rather This or That
(45:52) - Congrats to Kellen Moore + outro
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Full show transcript:
Hey. It's Josh and Chantel, and this is Wake Up Classy 97, the podcast. It's a replay of today's full show in about an hour or so. It's Wednesday, February 12. Today on the show, we've got the list of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees.
Anybody stand out as a surprise to you? Cyndi Lauper. Cyndi Lauper not in the Hall of Fame yet? No. Billy Idol not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame yet?
White Stripes? Yeah. Yeah? Soundgarden? No.
You love Soundgarden? No. I don't. Yeah. Why does your body smell like garlic butter?
Because I took a bath. You're welcome. Ugh. It's so gross. I eat old lady candy.
Yes. You do. Just once. I don't think I'll do it again. Not that same one, but you'll find some other old lady candy.
I might. Get that little, that little glass clear glass crystal chicken and fill it full of ribbons Yeah. Ribbon candies. Learn lots and call often. Yeah.
That's how we say goodbye at our house. Josh is a swashbuckler. What'd you think? You saw the video again. Good.
You thought it'd be okay? Yeah. Alright. Thank you. I'm not mad about it.
Okay. The best insults will teach you new things about yourself. That is correct. Four head, five head, six head. Josh is so dramatic.
But I'm not, though. You're not. You're not. Happy birthday, Abe Lincoln and friends. And by friends, I mean Christina Regent.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Happy birthday Yeah. Christine Regent.
Yeah. Yeah. It's cold today, and it's gonna be cold again tomorrow. Thanks to the Groundhog for that. The things you learn about people.
Like how they sleep weird or turn their clothes wrong side out or leave the cupboards open. You know, those types of things. Porta potty, Hunter. Let's say nothing more. Just listen.
That's it. Uh-huh. And congrats to Kellen Moore. Yeah. Way to go.
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Hi. Hi. What are you doing? Oh, I had a little bit of a headache this morning. I see.
Because you put your headphones on for, like, not even half a second, and then you took them right off. Yeah. Because sometimes when I have a headache and I have Uh-huh. You have phones on and you speak in my head every once. Oh, really?
Yeah. Really? Yeah. I see. You've also got a little bit of a stuffy nose, it sounds like.
What's going on on your side of the room? I don't know what's going on over here. The room sounds like a party. It does sound like a party. Do you have a Headaches and stuffy noses?
No. No. I do not want a party on your side of the room. Come on. It's fun.
No. Come on. No. Come on. Mm-mm.
No. Thank you. I'll be fine. Don't worry about me. Should we, come out swinging with rock and roll hall of fame nominees?
Didn't. We already talked about We talked about who got into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last year. This is this year's nominees. Oh. And then they start voting, on these eligible nominees.
And then, after they, had do all the voting at vote.rockhall.com, it is up to people to go and vote as well as insiders and, and all that. And then they weigh out all those votes, and then they figure out who they're going to induct later on in the year. K. Bad Company. Go for it.
Who Bad Company. Bad Company? Yeah. It's a rock a rock and roll band. Bad No.
No. No. I know who Bad Company is. Please. The Black Crowes.
The Black Crows aren't in the rock and roll hall of fame already? No. Bad company and the Black Crows, that is their first nomination. Oh. First nominations.
Second nomination for Mariah Carey. Second Yeah. Excuse me. What? Is she not in it?
No. Okay. First nomination for Chubby Checker. Who really? Yeah.
Who I have two questions. K. Who nominates these people to be in the rock and roll hall of fame? To be eligible for a nomination, an individual artist or band must have released their first commercial recording at least twenty five years prior to the year of nomination. Who nominates them?
It doesn't say. It doesn't say. Yeah. First nomination for Joe Cocker, first nomination for Billy Idol, second nomination for Joy Division slash new order because they changed their name. Okay.
Second nomination for Cyndi Lauper. Cyndi Lauper? Yeah. Cyndi Lauper is not in the hall of fame? Not yet.
Oh. First nomination for Mana, which is the first ever Spanish language rock band to be nominated. K. So that's kind of a big deal. That's a big deal.
Second nomination for Oasis. First nomination for Outcast. First nomination for the band Fish. Third nomination for the band Soundgarden. Soundgarden.
And the second nomination for the band the White Stripes. Oh. Mhmm. These are all really good, And only one gets picked? No.
They'll pick, like, three or four, something like that. Interesting. Mhmm. I wanna know who nominates them and who picks them. Well, I told you, you go to vote.rockhall.com, and you can help vote Okay.
Along with, You did say it. Industry insiders and stuff. But Industry. Ballots were will be sent to an international voting body of more than 1,200 artists, historians, and members of the music industry along with the general public. So a lot of people get to vote.
The general public vote is weighted down. It doesn't have as much impact. Of course. But it's still a consideration. Still a consideration.
I'm gonna go vote. Vote. What is it? Vote.rockhall.com. Yeah.
And you can vote. Yep. I'm gonna vote for the lady Lauper. Yeah. Because I think she deserves it.
K. And then I'm also gonna vote for the white stripes because Okay. Well Jack White's great. Jack White is great. Meg.
Okay. I don't know. I'll give her a call. As a musical influence and just a person who has has contributed to the music world, Jack White is definitely, on that list. Now and then you wanted to vote for Cyndi Lauper and, who else?
Not Soundgarden. I'm not voting for I know you do not care for Soundgarden. I don't know. Maybe Billy Idol. Billy Idol.
Yeah. That's a good pick. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Yeah. I he's been eligible for nominations since 02/2007.
Oh. That was, twenty five years after the release of his self titled, debut album. This is, as I said, his first nomination. That's sad. Ain't that wild?
Poor guy. And Chubby Checker. Yeah. He should be in there too. He's been he's he's been around.
I like anybody with the first name Chubby. Well, there you go. You can go vote for your faves, online, and, good morning. Hi. Good morning.
It's Josh and Chantel. Josh. Chantel. Imagine. Alright.
I'll close my eyes. I'm gonna imagine. Okay. You've had a hard day at work. Yeah.
All you wanna do is go home and relax. Yes. That sounds nice. So you go home Yeah. And you want run a nice warm bath.
K. And you put That's gross. And you put a bath bomb in your bath. And your bath bomb smells like what? What does your bath bomb smell like?
Well, I hope something good because it's already a bad bath. Why is it a bath? Bath. Baths are so relaxing. It's that no.
Going to a hot tub and then having a shower is relaxing. What if your bubble bath your relaxing bubble bath smells like buttery garlic sauce? No. You know I don't like that. Do I?
Yeah. I hate it when I have to cut garlic, and it sticks on my hands for days. I hate it. So no. Absolutely not.
Papa John's. Oh, good. Thinks that you might wanna smell like their buttery garlic sauce. They're wrong. They have made a bath bomb, a limited edition bath bomb.
They're not selling it. They're holding a contest where they're awarding it to select super fans Okay. Who share their love for the dipping sauce on social media. Great. So, yeah, all you have to do is go online, tell them how badly you want that.
I don't. Buttery garlic What if I what if I go online and say, please do not send this to me? I know. Doesn't that sound awful? I do not want this.
Like their I like their garlic sauce. I don't mind when I cut garlic and my fingers smell like it. I don't want my entire body to smell like garlic. Stick to pizza and stay out of my bathtub. Stay out of yeah.
Stay out of the bathroom, Papa John's. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not into that. Apparently, somebody did the math on this, and it would cost you about $475 to buy enough of the sauce to bathe in it.
Gross. Ew. I don't No. This is not a good idea. Pappajones.
Bath was already bad. Now you made a bath worse. No. A bath is the best part. Mhmm.
A bubble bath? No. So nice. But I don't wanna smell like garlic sauce, let alone buttery garlic sauce. Then your skin's gonna be all slick.
Ew. Ew. You walk into any room, they're gonna be like, what's that smell? You'll be like, you like it? It's my whole body.
You like it? Smell my arm. There's a lot more where that came from. It's my whole body. Yeah.
We can smell you. Yeah. Your whole yeah. No. Thanks.
Alright. Some good news to get you going this morning. Have you ever heard of David Fisher? No. Well, he's from Westfield, Indiana, and he happens to have made a career, being an expert at jumping rope.
Oh. Yeah. He's traveled the world showing off his skills. He's written children's books about, a jump roping hero. He's very involved in the jump roping community, David Fisher.
What does the jump roping hero do? Well, let me tell you. Okay. Last December, David and his son, Felix, they were, out and about, and they, stumbled upon a teenager and his dog that had fallen into an icy pond. And so David used his jump rope.
David, no kidding, used his double Dutch ropes to rescue the teenager and his dog from the pond. David and his magical jump ropes. Yeah. I mean Wow. What a manifestation.
Wow. Isn't that wild? That he go ahead. He wrote the children's book, and then he became an actual hero? He has he has written children's books about a jump roping hero.
David, you are the jump roping hero. Yeah. The teenager had fallen through the ice while trying to save his dog. David quickly grabbed his jump ropes to help. He said, I just instinctively went right for my bag to jump ropes and pulled out the double dutch ropes.
Despite the ice cracking under his feet, David managed to pull the teen to safety bit by bit. David and Felix then took the teen and, his dog into their home so that they could warm up and wait for first responders to arrive. The community obviously has praised the quick thinking and selfless actions. The mayor of Westfield, Scott Willis, says it's absolutely remarkable. David and Felix got a life saving citizen award for their courageous act, which I think is cool.
And they, literally the heroes of the story Yeah. They are. That David has written. I think it's so cool. With your jump ropes.
Saving with the jump ropes. Yeah. I love that. David and the jump ropes. I wanna know what his books are called.
I'm looking. Okay. Trying to find out. If you could name a jump roping hero. He's got a world record.
Of course, he does. What would your books be called? He's got a CD called dinosaur disco adventures of the rope warrior. Woah. Rope warrior is his name.
Well, rope warrior has a new a new chapter. Pretty cool, David. Well done. Well done. There's another sort of joke pun line in there.
What is that? Because his last name is Fisher. Uh-huh. So there is something about casting a line and reeling in a kid and his dog. There's something in there.
Anyway, it's all good news to get you going. We were at the store last night, and I managed to find a piece of candy that I haven't seen in a really long time. I don't think you can even call that candy. It's made from the candy farm. What does that mean?
That's the company. Candy Farm. Is called Candy Farm? Yeah. Well, they should probably stick to vegetables.
I know because this didn't taste like vegetables. So listen. You listen. You give me, a lot of guff about the candies I like being old man candies. I like Werther's Originals.
I like Good and Plenty's. I like black licorice. You go, you're an old man. You have old man tastes. And that's okay.
I also like the, the butterscotch, Lifesavers. Those are so good. I got some for Christmas. It's it's great. I love these simple little old man candies.
Okay. And you give me, some grief about it. You know, old man candy, you'll say. And then I saw you yesterday eating the oldest lady candy they've ever made. It's a Neapolitan coconut what?
Slice. Slice. The Neapolitan coconut slice. It it first of all, no thank you. That's way too much coconut.
It doesn't even necessarily taste like coconut. It didn't taste like much of anything. It's like crystallized coconut painted three different colors. I remember eating these when I was younger. And so when I saw it, I got really excited because I was like, I haven't seen those in so long.
And I snagged it, and then I ate it. Do you think they just found a box in the back, and they were like, oh, let's put it out, see who buys it? Possibly. Here she comes. Hey.
About three bites in, I said, this is the wrong this was the wrong decision. Picking it up in my hand, I would have been like, no. What how did that get in my hand? Put that back. I I knew I had made the wrong decision a couple bites in.
Yeah. Did I finish it? Yes. Did you? I'm not a quitter.
Okay. Alright. It is a three color coconut. So you have strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate. It doesn't say three flavor, does it?
It does. It says three color. It does say three color, but then there's strawberry, vanilla, chocolate on the bottom. Neapolitan coconut slice. Yeah.
No. Thanks. Hey, Josh. Hey, Chantel. This has been made since 1894.
Yeah. They made one batch. Clearly, they're doing something. Right? Do you know who you know, what else they make in the on that farm?
On the candy farm? What? The candy corn. They probably do. They made one batch, and they just keep pulling out that same box every year.
I really actually thought that I I was excited when I saw it. And then when I ate it, I went, no. This isn't this isn't it. It looks waxy. It was a bit waxy.
I mean, not not candy corn waxy by any means. Mhmm. It had a coconut flavor. Mhmm. I I will not eat this again.
No. No. I wouldn't I I wouldn't have even left the store with it in my Well, I did. Possession. I know.
I was excited, and, I've learned a lesson. Okay. I learned a lesson yesterday. That not all candy is equal? That maybe things should just be left in the past.
Cool. I like your old lady candy, though. It was fun to watch you walk around and eat on it. Just That was funny. Yeah.
I mean, just one old lady candy Uh-huh. And then never to be repeated. Until you find, like, a Chico stick or something. No. I don't like those.
No. The inside of a butter finger? No. That's what it is. I know.
Until here's what's gonna happen. Ten, fifteen years later down the road, I'm gonna see another one of these, and I'm gonna go, oh, I haven't had one of those in so long. And I'm gonna say, you hated it last time. I would say, no. No.
No. You're wrong. You don't remember. I'm like, yeah. I do.
You don't know my life. And then I'll pull up the podcast, and I'll go, see? Listen. You hate it. And then maybe we'll save a couple of bucks.
Yeah. It was what? A buck 50. Was it really? It was really.
It wasn't worth that. That's for sure. No. It kinda wasn't. No.
It was not. Not kinda. It was not. There's a commercial that I do on the radio. Yeah.
And, everybody in my house makes fun of the way that I say something in that commercial. That's not true. Really? No. You make fun of it yourself.
And then, because here's here's the way this works. So we'll inside industry peek behind the curtain, if you will. When, when you get a part of a commercial to, to record your voice for, You only get the part you're responsible for. You don't get the whole script. Like, you'll just go, okay.
Here's the part I'm reading. And then you'll read that part, and it gets sent off, and somebody puts it together, and then ta da. Yeah. Commercial. Yeah.
Right? So you don't know how the line like, if it's a conversation back and forth, you don't know how the line before you is being read or the line after you is being read. And so you just have to sort of make up your own sort of context and then go with it. Right. So that's I you did fine.
There's nothing wrong with the way you read the the line. It's just funny next to the other voices. And in the context of the story, it's just the delivery ends up being flat, and it's funny because of that. Because it's like, yeah. I care, but I don't care.
Yeah. Like, the way it's delivered is like, you were being heartfelt, and you delivered it in a great in a great way. But there's just energy on the other sides that's like, hey. This is the thing. Okay.
Mhmm. And so, yeah, it gets quoted, and it's funny. My favorite quote was last night as we were leaving. It totally caught us off guard. Because in the radio commercial that I voiced Yeah.
It's a it's a goodbye thing. Like, hey. See you later. Right. And so we you and I were leaving last night.
And as we're saying goodbye to the kids, we're walking out the door, and Emery says the line. Yeah. It's super funny. It was I don't even know if the commercial's still running. But but the line is Are we allowed to even say it?
I think you can say the line because the line you say is there's is is in the commercial, and you just say, you're like it's like a It's like a kid leaving for a call. School. Yeah. And the line you say is, Learn lots. Learn lots, call often, and it's hilarious.
And then, then now that's become the way we say goodbye at home. Learn lots, call often. It's hilarious. When Emory said it to us as we were walking out the door last night, completely got me off guard. I've I've laughed so hard all the way up the door.
Very, very funny line. And she did totally sneak it up on you. Her delivery was I mean, she's in the she's in the dining room making bracelets at the kitchen table, and we're like, okay. We'll be back in a little bit. See you.
Okay. Learn lots. Learn lots. Call often. Call often.
Later. Jerk. Oh, it's great. It's great. Did you learn lots?
Yeah. Did you call? Yeah. Well, look at that. Look at that.
You followed Good advice. Good advice, Emory. You had some judgment thrown your way. Yesterday. I didn't see it, so I don't know if it actually counts.
I didn't feel judged. I didn't feel embarrassed. I didn't feel like Good. You did. Anything that I was doing was inappropriate or wrong.
Did I get a copy of that? Yeah. And resent it to the Perfect. To the group. I am going to download this.
This is fantastic. I've upon rewatch, it's actually impressive. Is it? I think so. I'm a bit of a swash buckler.
Are you? I think so. So, we had to run to the craft store yesterday. So all of us just loaded up in the car, and, they sell, like, stuff you can make, cosplay, outfits out of. So they have all this foam and different stuff, and they have these foam swords, near the cosplay materials.
And so Beck and I thought, you know, we should probably sword fight. Now he started with his hand in his pocket, and then it got a little more serious, and he took his hand out. But he was like, I'll fight you with one hand behind my back kinda style. I was trying to be a little bit more balanced on on my, feet, and I did get the point. I did I did get the slash.
Yeah. And then we heard that there was a disapproving woman watching a swashbuckle after the fact. Yeah. But it wasn't like we were throwing a football across the store or anything. We were controlled in an aisle with not no one else was in it.
I'm watching this video. You are pretty That's what I'm saying. A good swashbuckler. There's some good swordsmanship in there. I mean, you really could be an ego Montoya.
Not even close. No. But it was it was a good, it was a good run. Could you try it in your left hand? I always fight with my left hand.
It's a little known secret. Oh, is it? I am left handed. I did I did quite enjoy watching watching the woman walk by the aisle and go Yeah. Kinda just a Those two are having fun.
Not approving of this. Well, they shouldn't leave foam swords out. With grown men around, we will swashbuckle. You did good. I'm actually quite impressed Yeah.
Watching this video back. You have one hand up. You're Well, I yeah. I was trying to balance and and staying on my toes. He almost you'll see there's a point where my sword drops.
Yeah. He almost disarmed me. And then you And I swung it around and grabbed it and then continued to get did. Yeah. Are you impressed with my skills?
I am very impressed. Nice. I'm always trying to impress you, so big deal. He was Big deal. You could be my dread pirate Roberts.
As you wish. We were at the store last night, and I hear Emery tell you, you're so dramatic to you. Me? Dad, you're so dramatic. I don't even remember what I said.
I'm trying to remember the entire context. Do you remember? I don't. I thought maybe you would remember. Dang it.
It makes me laugh because you are the most nondramatic person that I know. You are I think that's a good thing. Right? It is a very good thing. Yeah.
You are very even cute. You are very pretty just baseline. You're pretty mellow guy. You're pretty mellow. You don't get riled up about a lot of stuff.
So for her to say, you're so dramatic. Yeah. Man, what did I say? I don't know. It was probably something brilliant.
Probably. Yeah. And you probably said it in that same voice just like that. Yeah. Just normal, regular.
Yeah. I probably said something just world changing, and I can't remember right now. And to our 15 year old, it was dramatic. It's so dramatic. You're so dramatic, dad.
She doesn't talk like that. That that what was it? We were shopping for beads. Yeah. I I there's no way I was talking about beads.
I don't even know. I don't know either. Dang it. I don't remember. Quit being so dramatic.
But I was definitely dramatic, in whatever I was indeed saying because that's what I do. I am king in dramatics. What is the most dramatic you think you've ever been? When do you feel like you've had so much emotion, so much drama? Boy.
It's it's tough to answer because I I don't really You don't get dramatic. Get dramatic. Yeah. I don't I don't get dramatic. I don't care for, you know, like, that kind of work interaction.
I will be like, nah. If this is the way this is going, I'm just gonna bow out. Yeah. That's basically you. That's what I do.
Like, if somebody's like, and I go, are you sure that's what's going on? Like, maybe maybe we mellow out. Let's just take it back a notch. Yeah. Maybe Let's just You know, I I do definitely I think I I play, two roles a lot of times.
One, devil's advocate, and two, I will play, the benefit of the doubt person. K. Like, maybe that's not what's going on. Or, something will happen, and I'll go, yeah. But that's because that person has this backstory or whatever.
And, like, that'll happen, and then you go, well, now I feel like I'm being a jerk. And it's like, you didn't know that information. Yeah. Your your you didn't have the backstory, and that's why Yeah. You are.
You don't know. You're very much a benefit of the doubt person, which sometimes I just want you to be the complainer with me. Yeah. But, you know, you don't know the situation. Maybe maybe there's something going on.
And that's what I'll do. I'll say that. I will say, maybe there's something else. Maybe it's because of this. Maybe they just don't realize that they're doing a thing.
And then I go, yeah. You're right. Now I feel like a jerk. Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot.
I just I don't know. I don't I try not to jump to conclusions, I suppose. I like to I like to take my time and and marinate in thoughts on things before I react, and that sometimes works well and other times makes people crazy. Like, would you would you make a decision? I'm just not sure I can yet.
Don't know yet. I'm still weighing out pros and cons. Give me a minute. Exactly what you do. Give me a minute.
Which makes me dramatic. What I'm saying. And then and then, you know, you walk by and you say something funny, and then your daughter's like, you're so dramatic, dad. Like Quit it, dad. I wish I could remember.
I don't either. Must have been real powerful. Whatever it was. Quite the performance I gave. I was watching a TikTok video yesterday, and the woman said, the best insults teach you something new about yourself.
Okay. That's interesting. I know. I know. I know.
The best insults because those are the ones that make the most impact toward you Yeah. So you something about yourself. For example, she said somebody said to her, you have a big forehead. And she said, don't you think I know that? Don't you think I don't know that in second grade, my face didn't fit in the frame when I was getting my picture taken?
I've known I had a big forehead my whole life. Tell me something new about myself. Alright. That was so That's a way to own a a forehead, I suppose. Right.
And or, you know, any any sort of thing that could potentially make you self conscious. That's a that's a good way to own it. Yeah. I know. Yeah.
I know. I know. Catching up with the rest of the room. Knows. Yeah.
I know I have. Right. I know one eye looks up and one looks down. I got it. You know?
Right. Like, I'm with it. So the best insults teach you something new about yourself. Yeah. That's that's a good fact.
Was that the only example, or were there others? No. That was the only example that she gave. Yeah. Yeah.
That's interesting. And it is because there's truth in there. And then you go, wait. Wait. Wait.
Hold on. Why are you being so mean? Why don't you, why don't you ease up on the meanness today? We don't need that. Settle down.
It's all gonna be okay. I liked it. It is it is interesting for sure. The best insults Teach you something to think about yourself. Okay.
Well Ouch. Don't be rude, though. It's one of those when you're like, ouch. Yeah. Yeah.
No one's ever told me that one before. Oi. Somebody's having a birthday today. Today? Today.
Whose birthday is today? I've got a birthday coming up. It's not me. My birthday is not today. But there are some birthdays happening today, and I want you to guess.
I want you to guess who was born on this day in 1980. Nineteen '80. Who was born on this day forty five years ago? Somebody that I know. Someone not that you know personally, but you know of this person.
I don't know, Josh. It's a fellow Pisces of mine. Okay. A boy? No.
A girl? Yeah. I don't know. Oh, who do you think it might be? I don't know.
It's a it's a celebrity person. Okay. A celebrity person, fellow Pisces, born on this day in 1980. It's Christina Ricci. Oh, I should have known.
Just happy birthday. That's all. Also, I have to know that two Pisces probably don't do well together. I'm already married. Here's here's another birthday today.
This person was born. I'm gonna give you the the city they were born in and the year they were born in Hodgenville, Kentucky on this day in eighteen o nine. I don't know. I don't I got nothing. You got nothing?
I got nothing. You have no ideas? Eighteen o nine? Yeah. No.
I got nothing. Abraham Lincoln. Oh, I was actually gonna say him. Sixteenth president of The United States. Four Score And Seven Years ago and all that.
I was actually going to say him. Dang it. Abraham Lincoln. You share your birthday with George Washington. Is correct.
And Christina Ricci, your celebrity crush. That is correct. Birthday with Abraham Lincoln? That's correct. Isn't that something?
Wow. I know. What a day. I was looking through a list of the birthdays today because it's it's really interesting to I mean, everybody gets a year older every year. Right?
Yeah. How old do you think Arsenio Hall is today? I don't know. 72. He is 69 years old.
Wow. Yeah. Isn't that wild? That's That's crazy. Josh Brolin's birthday today.
How old do you think Josh Brolin is? This is a this is a really interesting one. 58. Super close. Fifty seven.
That was very close. Darn it. Darn it. Very, very close. Anyway Thank you.
China Phillips. Do you know who that person is? Yeah. Wilson Phillips. Yeah.
Bro. She is also 57 years old now. China Phillips. Do I know who and Josh Brolin have the exact same birthday. Exact same.
Wow. Same day, same year. Anyway Wowza. I know. Pretty wild.
Right? Pretty wild. Somebody's got a birthday. Who when's your birthday? May 2.
No. I know. I know that. Do you know of any celebrities on your birthday? No.
You don't? I don't. Now I'm curious. I wanna know if, I will look it up in a few months. I can't be bothered.
So it's not great news, but over at eastidahonews.com, they have a rundown of all this extreme cold weather we've had today and tonight and tomorrow. Okay. Fun. Weather they say. Well, what happened is on Monday, the National Weather Service of Pocatello issued this cold weather advisory saying that last night into today, we would have extreme cold temperatures, which is I saw some warnings after that.
Yes. And then tonight until 10AM tomorrow, we have the same warning in effect. It's supposed to be, well into the negatives, and this is affecting, everywhere from, you know, Idaho Falls, Rexburg, Rigby, Arco, Mud Lake, that whole area further north into Du Bois and surrounding communities as well. It also impacts communities Southwest Of Idaho Falls as far as Shoshone. So it's kind of a large area, that is being affected by this extreme cold warning.
So if you're in that area, you definitely wanna be careful. Dangerously cold wind chills as low as 24 below Oh, gross. Being, being expected. So you definitely wanna be, be careful. Stay warm.
Avoid going outside if possible. If you do have to go outdoors, dress in layers, cover your head, face, neck, and hands. Meteorologists a lot of time. I know. Right?
Meteorologists say the frostbite can occur in as little as thirty minutes in these types of conditions. So definitely, be careful. I know we did have some school delays and school closures this morning. So definitely take a look at eastidahonews.com, if you wanna get more details on an extreme cold, warm How many days till summer? Too many.
Too many. I just want some warm weather. I know. All those details, though, you can find them at eastihonenews.com. Over on the Internet, they have compiled a list.
I don't know where this happened. Yes. I do. It happened on a on one of those, like, what's the weirdest thing questions. And the question is, what's the weirdest thing you've discovered about your partner, but you only learned that after you moved in together?
Okay. That's liking me. This is pretty good. Yesterday, we were talking about your inside out close Yes. Which is just baffling to me.
It just how it happens and and how it stays that way, and it's something I didn't know about you K. That you have inside out close. That's the thing. When I take them off, yeah, they're inside out. So here's a few of the of the responses.
And and a couple of these apply Okay. To to things I've learned about you. Here we go. Tell me. Tell me, dear.
Apparently, it's totally normal to leave every cupboard open. Yeah. Of course, it is. That's normal. Is it?
Yeah. I'm not done in that cupboard. Or the fridge. I'm not done in that fridge. And then I hit my head on the cupboards, and that that makes everything yeah.
I did with the sharp point on my head. Pay attention. Oh, come on. Close the cupboards, man. Next.
This person said, I found out that my significant other sleeps like a vampire on his back, arms straight by his sides or folded across his chest, chest every single night. There are periods between every one of those words. Some nights, he doesn't even change his position at all. I was seriously concerned during the first couple of nights that we we were living together like a vampire. Alright.
Good night. And just laid back. Crazy. The amount of times that, my significant other gets up in the night to use the bathroom, that was something I didn't know. I don't once.
No. I'm just saying this is this on this. This one applies. Evidently, there is a right way and a wrong way to fold towels. Yes.
There is. Absolutely. Apparently. Apparently, you do them incorrectly. Some people find that their partner talks in their sleep.
Mine was finding out that she has a secret shrine dedicated to Shrek in her closet. Oh, no. Weird. What do you do about that? I don't have any secret shrines.
Okay. Do you? No. I haven't seen any. Well, we've lived together a long time.
This person found out that the floor is their significant other's laundry basket. Yeah. So there's that. There's a there's a floor space right next to your side of the bed that's your laundry space. That's where I put clothes that I'm gonna wear again later and need to be hung up.
That's clean clothes. Oh, okay. Dirty clothes go in the laundry basket. And and lastly here well, I guess there's a couple. Found out that he wanted to put put all of the cutlery just straight into the drawer without any dividers between knives, forks, and stones.
Just all in there a mess. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's the craziest thing I've heard all day. Who does that?
Apparently, this guy. Oh. Just all the all the cutlery in one drawer. Just absolute madness. Is it?
Yes. Can can I get a fork? Sure. Good luck. Yeah.
Good job rooting around for it. Oh my heaven. And and lastly, the very last one here. My boyfriend essentially needs blizzard conditions to sleep. Ceiling fan, side fan, sometimes puts an ice pack under his pillow, puts the blizzard sound effects in his earbuds, and falls asleep.
I'm glad I don't live with that person. Could you imagine? You would freeze. You would freeze. We would be having separate bedrooms for sure.
You would freeze. I would absolutely freeze to death. The the sound effects thing is a little extra. I want it to sound all windy and cold. Yeah.
I want it to be cold, and I want it to sound cold. Yeah. No. Thank you. The things you learn about people.
There was a man in Texas who was caught hunting illegally from a porta potty. Hold on. That is not a duck blind. What is he hunting? Do you know?
I do not know. He was a deer hunting or something like that? Yes. Okay. So they found him in East Texas, a deer hunter.
He took a porta potty, spray painted it camo. Oh, okay. So he did camouflage it like a blind. Yeah. He cut holes in the side for his gun, so it was a makeshift deer blind K.
While they waited for the deer to show up. The fact that it was a porta potty wasn't really the issue. That's fine, apparently. The problem was that he set it up on private properly property and didn't ask anybody. Can't do that.
So officials found out about it about a year ago. They set up some cameras and caught him when he came back on the first day of deer season in November. They charged him after he admitted to hunting without permission. Yeah. You got you can't hunt on private land, bud.
And he also had to remove the porta potty. Yeah. And take your porta potty home, bud. They didn't say if it was a functioning porta potty. I I mean, I would think not, but, also, who knows?
It's probably I've seen some of those duck blinds. They're pricey. You think a porta potty is cheaper? I don't know. No way.
Plus Come the duck blinds way easier to move around. You think? Well Yeah. Yeah. The the ones that are built for that.
I mean, not the ones that are, like, built on someone's land that stay there, but the ones that are packable. Yeah. Well, I wonder if he just found an abandoned porta potty. I was like, I did go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go But, again, it was just the not he was trespassing. That was the real issue.
You can't you can't go on someone else's land and hunt without permission. That is absolutely against the rules, and he should know that. So now he does. Now he does. You learn from your mistakes.
You learn something, don't you? Yeah. No. The porta potty duck blind or deer blind is, that's pretty good. That's pretty good idea.
Do you think so? I don't think that's a good idea. You don't think so? Mm-mm. It's got a seat.
It's comfortable. It's got a closing door. You could bring your own seat. You can, you could put little, sliding doors there for your for your viewing. You could.
I think it's it's actually not a bad facility for that. Very inconvenient. Kinda gross, but you can clean it out, and and it'd be okay. And, you know, if you don't use the the potty part for a potty, you could use it for storage. That's true.
Got you got a little a little place to store stuff. Put your gums in there. Or whatever. Or your deer when you get them. Oh, sure.
Just cram them in there. That is not the solution. No. It's not that. Try to do better, buddy.
Yeah. Check, check before you go in private land. Aw. Would you rather this or that? Would you rather have a belly button that works as a USB port?
For what? A USB. No. I know. But for what?
To charge things. So I can plug in a cord to charge my phone Yes. Or data transfer. What are my data transferring? Whatever you want.
Memories. Sure. I could blink my eyes and take snapshots. Uh-huh. And then I could, transfer those to a digital USB Sure.
Thing. Okay. That's cool. That's a cool thing. A belly button USB port.
Plus health data? Yeah. Yeah. You know? Or eyebrows that double as Wi Fi antennas.
No. Why? I don't my body doesn't need Wi Fi. The USB port to transfer snapshots, health information, and also charge devices off of my body Much cooler. Much cooler.
That's a weird question, but much cooler than Wi Fi eyebrows. But Wi Fi you would have Wi Fi everywhere. Anywhere you wanted Wi Fi. I don't need that. Okay.
The USB I could make use of. Wi Fi eyebrows, pointless. No reason. There's no reason. I like the USB port too.
I'm going for that. And that And that's it. Is would you rather this or that? Well, it's been a big couple of days for former Boise State Bronco, Kellen Moore. Yes.
It has. Kellen Moore, is part of the, coaching team, the offensive coordinator for the Philadelphia Eagles, wins the Super Bowl on Sunday, gets a ring, and then gets a new job yesterday as now the head coach of the New Orleans Saints. Which, as you all know well, I don't know if you everybody knows. Joshua did not like the coach. They had an interim coach there.
Coach. And the interim coach was, not my favorite. He liked to criticize in public, and he was often seen yelling on the sidelines to his players. And I didn't care for that. Yeah.
It's a big deal for the Saints for a couple of reasons. For one, they have not won a Super Bowl, in over fifteen years Since the Saints. Drew Brees. Was that correct? I think you're right.
They haven't been in the playoffs since 2020. So they've been a struggling team. So this is a big move. This is the now former offensive coordinator of the Philadelphia Eagles, Kellen Moore. He's the head coach?
He is the head coach. And he went to BSU? He was the quarterback at BSU. Yeah. During I believe during the big Fiesta Bowl win with the Statue Of Liberty play and all that stuff.
I have no idea what you're talking about. Well, that was a big deal. Let's go back in time because when Kellen Moore was at Boise State, they had a big rivalry with, Fresno State, the Bulldogs. And do you know who the quarterback of the Fresno State Bulldogs was back in 02/2011 when Kellen Moore was playing for BSU? I do not.
It's Derek Carr. Do you know who Derek Carr is? I do not. He's the current quarterback of the Saints. Oh.
So Kellen Moore is now his head coach. They were college rivals, and now they are reunited, and it's very awkward. Stop. It's cool. You think?
Yeah. I think it's fine. There's a potential it could be awkward, but that's kind of a fun one story. Awkward on the first day, and then they're like, alright. We gotta get down to business.
Hey, Derek. Let's do this. We're teammates now. I'm sure they're gonna be cool. Yeah.
I would think so. And then there's probably a lot of, what do they call that? That comes out of rivalry. Camaraderie out of rivalry, something like that. They'll get it figured out.
But congratulations to Kellen. That's a that's a big deal. Love. And it's cool to see, you know, a a Boise State Bronco making it big. And get rid of that interim coach.
Yeah. You didn't like that guy. No. I don't even know his name because I don't care to. That guy sucked.
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