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S1 E223 Apr 30, 2025

April 30, 2025 | Wake Up Classy 97

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Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

Episode summary introduction:

Josh’s outfit offends Chantel early in the show today, some high school students invented a fridge that doesn’t need electricity, forget paying it forward - we’re paying it backward now, Josh fell asleep at the pediatrician, which is worse - the DMV or the pharmacy, Luna the wonder jack russell is a weirdo at 4 in the morning, we’ll smell you later dudes, it’s still Chantel’s last hurrah, and Josh is wasting his talents in East Idaho.

Timestamps:
(0:00) - Intro
(3:37) - Josh is tan all over
(7:15) - Good News to Get You Going
(9:43) - Pay it backward
(12:17) - Snoozing at the pediatrician
(16:16) - DMV vs pharmacy
(21:49) - Luna at 4am
(25:36) - Old slang terms
(30:38) - Chantel's last hurrah rolls on
(33:52) - Princess Bride the musical
(37:57) - Would You Rather This or That
(40:33) - Idaho Gives + outro

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Full show transcript:

Today's show is gonna be a little bit shorter. Charts. Well okay. Let me finish a sentence. Sandwiches.

Today's show is going to be shorter. Amazing. It's gonna be shorter than usual. I said that, but now this intro is gonna take forty five minutes. So we're gonna make up for it because, you know, I can get an edge, an edge in word wise.

There you go. Yeah. Good job, bud. Yeah. You're doing it.

What I'm trying to say is that because we, talk a lot about Idaho Gives during the show and we talk a lot about second chance prom. I didn't wanna bore you with that information over and over and over, and so I took that out of the podcast. So all you're gonna get is all the other stuff, which made the show today Amazing. And shorter than usual. Good grief, woman.

Hey. It's Wednesday, April 30, the April. May. See? You're not doing it right.

I know. It's awful. Hey, Josh's outfit surprises me early in the show today. It doesn't surprise you. It offended you.

It didn't offend you. You were really looking at me going, like, why is it all match? Why do you look so earth tone? There's too much tan. I said beige, not tan.

Yeah. I know. You said beige. Beige is a gross word. Sorry.

You're offended by the fact that I said beige. Do you know what beige is? Yes. The color of old computers that don't exist anymore. That's beige.

I'm not beige. Beige, old appliances. No one likes beige. Okay. Okay.

Sand, tan, cream, light brown. Let's take it down. Close your eyes and take a breath. I'm fine. Hey.

Some high school students invented a fridge that doesn't need electricity. Hey. Hey. Why did you say, hey, some high school students? I was just trying to keep it rolling.

You know? Oh, okay. Alright. Cool. Forget paying it forward.

We're paying it backward. Yeah. No. Sea bass. See, he's waving.

That means he's paying. Paying it backward. Josh fell asleep at the pediatrician. That was yesterday, not when I was a child. Oh.

That happened yesterday as an adult. Which is worse, the DMV or the pharmacy? The DMV. The I agree with you. But the pharmacy is also pretty bad.

It's not as bad. Luna, the wonder Jack Russell is a weirdo at four in the morning. What is going on with that dog? Who isn't a weirdo at four in the morning? I'm just a zombie.

I'm just tired. We'll smell you later, dudes. Smell you later, dude. High five. It's still my last hurrah.

Yeah. When's this last hurrah gonna end? Oh, I never can tell. No. No one can.

And Josh is wasting his talents in East Idaho. As you will. We gotta get you we gotta get you to the big time, bud. We are Josh and Chantel. This is wake up class 97, the podcast, episode two twenty three.

Enjoy the show. We're ridiculous. Enjoy the show. Hello? Hey.

Do a stand up. What? Test. Why? Because What?

I I can't see all of you. Here I am. Okay. You're you're a beige situation today. Or khaki or Okay.

But I or light tan. What I Sand. Yeah. What I noticed Cream. This morning was your beige shorts and your beige t shirt.

It's not beige. What color would you say it is? Sand, cream, off white, light tan. Okay. Fine.

But your shorts and your T shirt were the exact same color. They're not. Okay. The T shirt's a little bit darker. I'll give you that.

It's a it's a light brown. Not not quite. They're very similar. Okay. And then I didn't see that you had put on the same color of hoodie.

My light tan sand hoodie cream. What's the issue? You just have a monochrome look today, bud. Just one it's kinda just one color. Yeah.

That's what monochrome means, isn't it? I think that means black and white. Is it? Yeah. Mono means one.

Yeah. One color. Black and white. Means one. Monochrome, one color.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure monochrome is black and white. Be sure it means one color. Yeah. What does it mean?

Who's right and who's wrong? Quick. Quick. Containing or using only one color, monochrome Knew it. But it's also monochromatic.

But let me look at monochrome specifically. Monochrome is a photograph or picture developed or executed in black and white or in varying tones of only one color. And that's what I've got. I do I would agree. Varying tones of one color.

Yeah. And it's tan. We're gonna take a picture and post this. What's the problem? I feel like I've broken a fashion rule.

No. No. No. No. There is no problem.

It's just your and the fact that it's sand. Yes. It's in no color. It's a no color? Sand?

Yeah. Yeah. No color. No. It's just like no pigmentation in any of that.

Light. Very light tan. Did you purposely pick all of that out today? No. I'm real tired.

Okay. So I woke up, and I I these are I I would call these my nice shorts. Yeah. And then I I put on my darker, light brown shirt, and I thought, that's this looks okay. This will be fine.

Mhmm. And then I was like, but I don't wanna be chilly. And I didn't wanna grab my jacket that I need to wash it. It it smells like food, and the sleeves have gotten loose. Oh.

And so it needs a wash to bring it all back together. You know, how jackets get sometimes. So I said, I'll just throw on this hoodie that's on the back of the door, and it just happened to be the one on top. The sand. Like this hoodie.

Sand. Cream? Light brown? Tan? Sorry.

My outfit offends you this morning. Morning, everyone. Let's talk about some good news to get you going. Three high school students, they're from Indore, India. They won the prestigious prestigious 2025 Earth Prize and $12,500 that goes along with the title Okay.

Of 2025 Earth Prize. They designed a refrigerator that doesn't need electricity. Woah. Big deal. Right?

Box. Well, kind of. Yeah. Listen to this. The the boys all have parents that work in medical fields, and they've seen firsthand how difficult it is to bring vaccines to rural areas that don't have electricity.

Because some of these have to be refrigerated Mhmm. During transport in order to stay, you know, usable. Having a refrigerator in many cases is the difference between life and death, and so they invented the ThermaVault. It's a salt powered gadget that uses chemical reactions to keep things cold. They plan to use the prize money to build 200 units and distribute them to hospitals for real world testing.

And if everything goes according to plan, the Thermo Vault could have a huge impact on disaster relief, rural health care That's incredible. And who knows what else. Yeah. How old are these kids? They're high school.

Dudes. I know. That's awesome. Isn't that really cool? So I don't know how they figured out, you know, the chemistry of it, whatever this chemical reaction is, but they found out that made things cold.

And they went, what if we put this into a container? What if we found a way to contain this? And then we would be able to Keep things cold. Keep things cold no matter what. And how long does it how long does it keep things cold?

The great question. Yeti would like to know. Yeah. Keep your heads away, Yeti. No doubt.

Your your stuff's already too expensive. That's really cool, though. That's very impressive. And I'm Smart kids. And that's where necessity is the mother of all of invention, isn't it?

They they saw this thing, figured out a chemical reaction, and they went, these this need and this reaction need to come together, and we can figure that out. Science. Thermovolt. Good job, dudes. Coming to Shark Tank soon.

We're the we're the inventors of Thermovolt. Thermovolt. Yeah. Very cool. That is incredible.

So and some good news. Color me impressed. To get you going. Have you heard of pay it forward? I have heard of pay it forward.

Have you heard of pay it backward? I don't know what that means. Well, I hope you never do. Okay. Because I was just reading this thing where a guy was in a coffee shop, and he told the employees, the woman behind me is gonna pay for this.

She told me she was gonna pay for it. That's not it. And then he drives away. And then the woman from behind comes up to pay, and the employee said, oh, that gentleman said you were gonna pay for his. And she went, I don't even know that guy.

What? No. And they're like, oh, yeah. They said it was like a pay it backwards situation. And she goes, no.

Yeah. That's not a thing. Yeah. No. You can't do that.

That guy got away with free coffee. Yeah. He did. He totally stole his coffee. And, luckily, they didn't make the woman pay for his coffee, which was nice because that's not fair.

No. That's not right. So let's hope this doesn't become a thing. I shouldn't even be talking about it. No.

Let's not do it because this is not, this is not, the friendly nature of pay it forward. No. Pay it forward quite the opposite. Is yeah. Pay it forward is very much, I would like to do something nice for a stranger.

Right. This is I would like to do something rude to a stranger. And I would like to get away with free stuff. Yeah. That's not it.

That's not it. Steal from people. Yeah. It's not okay. It's not okay.

Pay it backward. Don't do that. Don't do it. Pay forward only. Unless it should be it should actually be called pay it backward.

That makes the most sense to pay it forward. No. No. Because you're paying No. I understand.

People behind it. Drive thru is one example. Pay it forward doesn't exist only in a drive through. Paying it forward is doing something nice for someone else. And then you go, hey.

Someone did something nice for me. I'm gonna pass it along. I'm passing it on. I'm doing something nice, paying it forward I get it. To someone else.

I got it. Right? Yeah. That's the idea. It's not just about being in line.

That's just one example. But don't set somebody up to say, hey. They are gonna do that thing. Yeah. They're good.

They got me. I promise. Believe me. The people behind me, they've got me. Promise.

That's right. I guarantee it. They're gonna pay. You you'll see when they get up here. You'll see.

Let's talk about you falling asleep on the cold, hard bench. I I do have a pretty good ability. It comes from my dad, and it is the ability to sleep in some of the most, uncomfortable places Mhmm. And just that quick. You had to take pretty great.

Emery to the doctor yesterday, and we love the doctor. The doctor is the best. The benches at the doctor's office Awful. Are the worst. Awful.

I don't know I don't know why they're so, that they're so shallow as in the depth from the wall is not enough. Yeah. And, and it is like a hard marble y thing. It's terrible. It's not comfortable.

They are awful. No. And and with these, visits that we do regularly with our daughter, we're there for forty five minutes or more Mhmm. Often. And, and so, yeah, we're I'm I'm sitting there on the bench, and then, next thing I hear is Emery say, bro, you're sleeping.

And I was like, what? She was, you were snoring. And I was like, no. I was not. I get that.

She sends the text. Yeah. Dad fell asleep on the bench Mhmm. At the doctor. I said, no way.

Yeah. That thing is uncomfortable. So here's what I found out. How you did that. If you scoop back into the corner and turn a little bit to an angle, you get a little more bench under you, and then you can just lean back into the corner.

And the next thing you know, your daughter's calling you bro. Bro, you're sleeping. Like, we have to wait thirty minutes in just the two of us, and she's playing on her phone. And I'm like, alright. I'm just gonna lean back.

It's fine. Don't worry about me. I you'd really do have the ability to like, the second your head lays down, you're out. Yeah. I could I could do it right now.

We I could I could lay out my yoga mat on the floor. I'd be out. I know you would be. We were having a conversation in bed the other night. You we were talking.

You laid your head down. You had your your head kinda propped up, and then the second you moved your head and laid down out. I was like, we were just having a conversation. Wasn't it? Already snoring.

No. The conversation had ended. But Oh, good. The fact of the matter, you laid your head down. Yeah.

That's it. You're done. Right. Lights out. How your brain just can shut off that fast.

I don't know. That is an enviable quality. Is it? Oh, yes. Dad's asleep on the bench.

Did she get a picture? No. Oh, good. She should have. That's good.

I'm glad she didn't because it'd be me with my head tipped back snoring. She should've just left you when the doctor came in. Right? No way. I wasn't that out of it.

She said you were snoring. I don't think I was. You probably were. I don't know. I bet you were.

I don't know. I'm just tired. I'm tired. Oh. I could I could need a nap, and I had a little short two second one.

Snoozer. It was a two second thing. If you have the ability to fall asleep on that bench, I'm amazed because that bench is awful. They're not comfortable. Other doctor's offices have, like, a chair for the for the nonpatient to sit in.

Mhmm. Put in a hard marble short bench. It's not a great design, but you can fall asleep on it. Yes. So Some of us can.

It it can be done. Nuzzle up into the corner. Yeah. Just back in. Bro, you're sleeping.

I'm gonna ask you a question. Sure. You're gonna give me an answer. K. What's worse than waiting in line at the DMV or not necessarily worse, but comparable?

What is comparable to waiting in line at the DMV? Correct. Waiting in line for your prescription. Oh. I'll tell you.

That's not even close. Are you kidding? Have you ever waited in line for your prescription? Yes. What a time suck.

Waiting in line okay. I I get it. Waiting in line is tough in general. But here's the thing. Waiting in line for a prescription is going to take you ten minutes on a on a busy day.

K. Is that fair? Sure. Maybe. Maybe more.

Okay. I'm trying to think how long it took me yesterday. Never an hour. Alright. That's fair.

The DMV takes? Forever. An hour at least. So totally different. And I would say DMV depending on what you're doing.

DMV doing title registration stuff Piece of cake. Not not bad. Driver's license stuff, forget about it. Yeah. You should've wait yesterday.

Yeah. You should've been in line already today if you were planning on getting pentau. You should be You slept outside all night. I'm a be first in line at the DMV today. Yeah.

That's where people need to line up the night before for a big 8AM release. Oh, it's eight. I brought my tent out here. I'm camping out to be first in line at the DMV. I don't know.

I was waiting in line in this prescription line yesterday. Mhmm. It was miserable. I don't enjoy that. Those lines are always long.

But why? But why? Here's the thing about those lines, though, too, is that they are actually inflated long because if people have a cart, it makes it feel longer than it is. Okay. Because you're not you're not subtracting the four and a half feet of the cart.

I had a cart yesterday. Right. Little cart, big cart. Little cart. Yeah.

So you still had two feet of cart. That's a whole another person in line. I tried to make it as small as possible. Well, you can't shrink the cart. So Well, while I was waiting in line yesterday at the prescription, there was a gentleman who was in a little rolling scooter.

Yeah. And I overheard a conversation he was having where and I don't know all of the details. Is this the thing you texted me? Yeah. You said the guy in front of me shot himself in the foot?

Yeah. That's what he said to somebody on the phone. That he'd shot himself in the foot. So That's a that's a bad day. Yeah.

It was That's a real bad day. I was waiting in line going, this is pretty miserable. And then it got real exciting real fast when I overheard conversation. So let me tell you, have you ever been to the DMV and heard somebody who shot themselves in the foot? No.

No. No. You haven't. So, again, another reason waiting for prescription is not as bad. Wasn't even my prescription.

It was your prescription. And I appreciate you picking it up for me because I I was way overdue picking it up. They were texting me going, hey. Remember? Remember you had this thing?

Don't forget. Come get it. Hey. It's still hanging on this hook. Hey.

You want this stuff? Yeah. When I picked it up, they were like, finally. It's been here forever. It's been three days.

We've been we've been texting and trying to let him know it was ready. Here's the frustrating part for me is that I had, another prescription last week that I had actually paper prescription taken and handed the window to get filled. And I said, here's this one. I said, I have a couple others. And he was like, well, hey.

It's gonna be about thirty minutes if you wanna shop around or whatever. I said, yeah. I'm doing some grocery shopping. This is when I bought dinner that night. So I went through and I did my grocery shopping, and then after I checked out, I got in the line.

And there were only, like, two other people in front of me. No big deal. Get up there. I said, hey. Yeah.

I've got, some prescriptions. Here's my name, my birthday, whatever. Comes back with one. He goes, the other two, I won't have until tomorrow. And I was like, those ones were submitted two days ago.

So you gave me the one that I brought in on paper today, but then you were like, come back tomorrow to get the other two. And I went, this sucks. Yeah. So, so then I, didn't go back No. Yeah.

Until you went and got it. I got it for you. About a week later. It's almost a week later. With the guy that shot himself in the foot.

Well, I'm I'm sad for that guy. I think he'll be okay. I hope. Did he sound, I mean, like, he'd been to the doctor? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. He wasn't like, hey, pharmacy. What you what can you do for this? And he just pops his foot up on the counter? No.

He It wasn't like that? He had been to the doctor. He was he was sorting things out. Alright. Good deal.

And what do you got for a hole? I got one in this foot. Got got a cork I can put in there. What do we do? Alright.

Wonder what he was picking up. I don't know. Pain meds, probably. Probably. I would think.

Yikes. I know. What a thing. Well, I hope he's doing better. I think so.

Alright. I do. Sir, if you can get your foot off the counter, please. Thank you. We have got to talk about this dog.

Okay. Luna, the wonder Jack Russell, is your shadow, which we've talked about before. And you, woke up early in the morning to use the restroom. What time? I assumed it was, like, three.

It was about four. Okay. Three or four. Four in the morning. You wake up, use the restroom.

Uh-huh. The dog is like, yeah. Let's have the morning now. Well, she's gotten used to this routine of she didn't used to do this. But lately in the last couple weeks, when I wake up to get start getting ready, she waits outside the bathroom door.

Right. And then I go and take her out, and then I finish getting ready for the day. Right. At four, I was I was just getting up to use the restroom, going right back to bed. Correct.

What happened was I didn't shut the door completely. Thing. And so she pushed it open, and then she was like, guys, there's a party happening. Hey. What's up, everybody?

So then she's, like, cruising through the bed, and I'm like, bro. No. I said and I thought for a minute. I was like, just lay down. Like, if you just lay down, I'm not gonna kick you out.

Just lay down. But she wouldn't. She was being all rambunctious. I think she would have because I was kinda keeping her at bay because she likes to get in your face. I don't like I don't like dog face in my face.

Dog face in my face. So So I was kinda giving her the one arm, but I think she actually would have, like, calmed down a little bit. She was headed there. Maybe. So I said, alright.

Here's the deal. I gotta get up now. I'm I'm awake. I should get up and use the restroom as well. I get up.

When I come back, she is in my spot laying down. And I went, no. No. No. That's not it.

So like a toddler or an infant or a young small child, I scooped her up, and I walked her to her bed in the living room, and I sat her down, and I said, good night. Pat her on the head. I said, go to bed. And then I came back into the bedroom and shut the door all the way and went back to sleep. She really is a toddler.

I felt like I was carrying a kid A child. To bed. Like, I went, what is happening right now? I'm carrying this dog to bed. I didn't know you carried her.

Yeah. But then I heard her whining outside the door. I didn't because I immediately went back to sleep. That's what you do. Yeah.

I heard her whining for a little bit. Then this morning when I got up for reals, reals was probably real excited. No. She wasn't. She was, like, happily, like, laying in her bed.

I turned off the alarm. I said, let's go outside. And she was like, what are you crazy? It's it's only 05:30. What?

I'm tired. So I had to, like, kinda push her to get out of out of bed this morning. I've been up since four. Crazy. Crazy.

Yeah. I don't know. Doggo. That dog. She is her own thing.

That's for sure. And she's your little buddy, so that's fun for you. Having a little buddy. Following you around. Going, what are you doing?

You're gonna drop food from me? What what's happening? She's my I call her my squire. Yeah. Because she does follow me around.

Freaky. Except for squires, I think help. Not this one. She doesn't do anything to help. She's just like, what are you gonna give me?

Yeah. You got something for me? I was thinking maybe you'd have something for me. You got some more something for me? Thank you.

Says sandwich in your hand. Can I have some of that? Luna the squire. I like it. I think it's a very fitting thing.

I think it makes a lot of sense, but she should learn to be helpful. Stay in bed all night. That's the only thing I ask. Leave me alone. Do you have any outdated or, slang terms that you use still from your time?

Yeah. I use rad a lot. You do use rad a lot. Like, that's rad. And that one certainly is not new.

That's that's a eighties, nineties kinda thing. Do you ever say radical or you just say rad? Mostly just rad, I think. I don't I don't spend a lot of time with radical. I I spend a lot of time with rad.

All of that's rad. Sick. Sick. Yeah. You do say that.

You do say that. But that means something cool. Doesn't When you say, that's sick. Oh, rad. That's cool.

Yeah. What about gnarly? Do you ever say gnarly? Gnarly comes up. Oh, that is gnarly.

Gnarly. You just Like, I say it like that when it's like, oh, that wreck. That is gnarly. Gnarly, bro. Yeah.

So I throw in a rad and a gnarly. I throw in a lot of dudes. I call everybody a dude. He's a dude. Man, woman.

She's a dude. Child, newborn, baby. We're all dudes. Hey. Yeah.

Right. You know. Like like that movie you won't watch. What movie? Good Burger.

Oh, no. I'm not gonna See? What about Da Bomb? No. You're the bomb.

No. We could that one could go away. You're thebomb.com. Stop. Thebomb.com?

Da Bomb Com. No. You've never said that before ever? No. Why?

Because no. What? That's it's not that. It's not thebomb.com. Here's an old one that I jeez Louise.

I said that. Oh, I throw out jeez Louise. I say jeez Louise. You bet. Jeez Louise.

Yeah. It is Louise. This is what I wanna bring back to the kids. I think the kids would enjoy this. Our kids or the kids in general?

Everyone. The youths might like this. What do you think? You later. Oh, that's a strong one.

I know. I know. Matter of fact, a challenge today to anyone listening and to you, Chantel. I will. And I'll do it too.

When you leave work today, smell you later, and then you walk out. Yeah. I'm gonna write it down. Out of a meeting. You get done with a meeting, you're like, hey.

This has really been great. Thanks for thanks for taking the time. Smell you later. You later. Hey.

Smell you smell you guys later. Not not smell you guys later. What are you doing to it? You made it weird. Cooler.

Smell you later is pretty cool. And then you got you guys later is strange. It you've you're it's too much. But then you gotta use some finger guns with it to make it you guys later. That's Badabing.

Super weird. How about Home Slice? Yeah. No. What up, Home Slice?

What up, Home Slice? No. That one could go away with thebomb.com. Okay. Listen.

I worked at a job when I was in college. Uh-huh. And I was the newbie, and they had already been established. A lot of the people that were working there had been established. Their relationships were they were all most of them on friendly terms with one another.

K. And then I was the weirdo new person that came in. And I remember I got the terrible cleaning job that day. I had to clean the bathrooms because that's what they do. That is that's gnarly.

But something happened, and I needed help. And there was a guy that worked there that came over, and he was like, hey, Homeslice. You need some help? Hey, Homeslice? I went yes.

That's a real casual Homeslice. And it was like the the thing I needed to feel at peace that day. I don't, I don't appreciate him. Why? Well, now, like, you you didn't know me then.

But if if somebody casually home sliced you like that, I'd be, hey. Hey. Hey. Back off. Home slice?

Even if he was just trying to be cool and easy and make me feel at ease. That was flirty. You've said you don't know if someone's flirting. That was flirting. Hey, Homeslice.

You need a No. I don't think that was flirty. Yes. He was just being cool casual. Cool casual flirtatious.

Hey, Homeslice. You need a you need a hand with that, Homeslice? That's flirty, dude. See? Totes.

Totes. Totes flirts, dude. I say totes a lot too. Totes. Pack your totes.

We're going camping. Okay. One last one. K. This is one I like.

Noyce. Noyce. Noice. N o I c e, noice. Noice.

Noice. And then you gotta do the Let's see it. Snap your fingers. Nope. I can't do it.

You do it. Noice. Like that. I wanna do it so bad. And you can fight your lip.

Noise. Cool. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. It's thebomb.Dotcom.

I'm an emotional eater. What does that mean? Oh, I'll tell you. K. I'm ready.

When I am sad Okay. Have a snack. When I'm upset Sure. Have a snack. Why not?

When things are happy Yeah. Have a snack. I think you're just an eater. Yeah. It's not emotional.

It's just I I you have emotion. You have appetite. Eat. Bada bing. Yeah.

Bada bing. You know, I have a cannoli. What? I went home the other day for lunch. I had to go get an infusion done.

I went home, and I was like, I'm hungry. I'm gonna have some lunch. I opened the cupboards in the fridge, and I was like, yeah. I could make something. I've got, like, stuff to prepare an actual meal.

But my hand kinda hurt from where they stuck my IV. I better have a snack. Yeah. So I said, I'm just gonna have Have a snack? Yeah.

I was like, I don't want something real. It's a Wednesday. Better eat a snack. So I was like, I think I'm gonna have some toast. Alright.

And then I said, what am I gonna put on my toast? K. Some Nutella. No. It was so delicious.

I would prefer Biscoff butter. No. I mean, Biscoff butter is good, but Yeah. Nutella beats Biscoff butter. Disagree.

It's hazelnuts. I know. That's why it's so delicious. No. And then while I was eating, Emery happened to be home, and she goes, oh.

And I said, I know. Uh-huh. And she said, I think I'm gonna have some of that too. And then I had to, for a long time, stop myself from eating a third piece of Nutella toast. I stopped at two, but I really wanted three.

And my way of my roundabout way of being like, I could have a third, and I should. I deserve a third piece of Nutella toast because my hand hurts. I know. So how'd you get around not doing it? I had some red vines instead.

Oh, good. We have red vines in the house? Yeah. They were leftover from Easter. Cool.

Didn't want them. Ah. And she said, Here. Have this instead. Could have this.

So is the package gone? No. Look at me in my eyes. Yeah. I thought so.

I thought so. There are no red vines in the house any longer. No. I don't think so. Yeah.

No. There are not. It was my last hurrah. I promise. This time for real.

Okay. You don't have to promise me. Promise yourself. It was a hard day. I had a hard day.

Hurt. Yeah. I had two naps. I did have two naps that day. Three.

I had three Three naps. Better have a snack. Yeah. Yeah. Three naps, two toast, and a package of red vines.

I will not be shamed. Not a package. A couple. I had, like, five. My last hurrah.

Woo hoo. I may be late to this get this news. What's the news? The news is I don't even know if it's news. I just found out about it, and so it's news to me.

But it might not have been news to everybody. What's the news? The news is they are making a Broadway musical adaptation of the princess bride. Really? Okay.

How do you feel about this? Know because I love the princess bride. I love the book. Yeah. I love the movie.

I love all the actors. Mandy Patinkin. I know. I know how you are. Old.

I know. So I don't know. I love musicals. Right. But I feel like I don't know.

Are they just out of ideas? Because I was looking through a catalog the other day of musicals. They have a ghost musical based on that movie with Patrick Swayze and Danny Moore. And the pottery scene. Yeah.

Yeah. This one. And they've got Beetlejuice, the musical, and they've got Back to the Future, the musical. And I go I think the Beetlejuice one looks interesting. Back to the Future, I don't think.

I know. That's how I kinda feel about all of them. Let's just write a new story. How about How about? Yeah.

Will I want to watch this Princess Bride musical? Absolutely. Will you? Yes. If you get the opportunity.

Yeah. Probably not on Broadway because that's very expensive. But if it makes a traveling show, then Mhmm. Yeah. I'll go check it out.

Because is Beetlejuice a traveling show now? Yeah. It was just at the Eccles in Salt Lake City. I would have liked to have gone. Me too.

Missed the chance. Nobody nobody invited me to go. Nobody bought tickets to go. I forgot. You plan all the things.

So I, just assumed you would have let me know, and then we would have gone. But you didn't, and we didn't. No. So We didn't. That's that's that.

Disney is allegedly supposed to be involved in this project, and it's been in development for a while. Yeah. And they're planning a major workshop later this year to help further develop it. So it is just concept. So it hasn't even opened.

Oh, no. Yeah. Okay. No. No.

No. It's just been in development for a couple of years. Yeah. That's why I go, I don't know if it's necessarily news, but I found out about it. My name is a nigger, Montoya.

You killed my father. Prepare to die. You know that song. That's good, Josh. Yeah.

Let's call him up. Yeah. I got I got that one taken care of. Alright. Check.

No more rhyming, I mean it. Anybody want a peanut? You know, it it's a thing. There's a puppet. It's a puppet Andre.

That's why it had a puppet voice. Anybody want a peanut? Hey, boss. You know, it's I I do. I I know now.

Yeah. You are something. You've been wasting your talent so long. You're right. Sitting here in Idaho Falls.

You could be in New York City. I could. I could be. Or the West End in London. I'm not a witch.

I'm your wife. Josh. Big dance moves. Wasted. You're wasted talent.

Wasted. Here. Get out there. Get out there and write some music with RedMet Mobile and exact same tune. I don't know if you noticed.

I did. Yeah. Oh, you did? I did. Oh, they're easy to remember.

Catchy. It it's all very catchy. And then a big, as you wish. Right? Like, you gotta have that big moment.

It's That's a big deal. I applaud you. I'm impressed. Well I wanna marry you all over again. To the pain.

It's time for would you rather this or that. Would you rather have permanent Cheetos dust on your fingers or a permanent grape Kool Aid mustache? I'm taking the Kool Aid mustache. Me too. I don't want the grape one, though.

I want the cherry one. It has to be grape. Why? Because I said I don't want purple. Too bad.

I want it red. No. Yes. I demand red. Fine.

You can have red. Thank you. No one else can have red, though. Just me. Perfect.

Everyone else gets grape. I get the only one with the cherry Kool Aid mustache. Thank you. Makes me very happy. Why don't you add the Cheetos dust?

I I touched too many things. Yeah. I know. Cheetos dust everywhere. Plus That's why I said no.

I hate the feeling of stuff on my hands. Even lotion, I can't stand lotion on my hands sometimes. What about gloves? No. I don't like it.

I don't like stuff on my hands. Rubber gloves. No. Kitchen gloves. Stop saying gloves.

I don't like gloves. Garden gloves. Why don't you want the grape Kool Aid mustache? Because I want the red one. But why?

Because it's super cool, and I'm the only one that gets one. So when Was the was the cherry one the one that you drink the most? Grape Kool Aid. Who drinks grape Kool Aid? No.

Nope. I did. You've been doing Kool Aid wrong. I like grape Kool Aid. I I did eat the cherry one more, though.

I used to drink it. You can eat it, but I'd put it in water and drink it. Listen to this gross thing. Alright. Here we go.

Prepare yourselves, everyone, because who knows what's next? Only Chantel. My mom used to make tuna fish sandwiches I know about this. And cherry Kool Aid for lunch, and I would dip. I know.

Listen. I was, like, five, six years old, and I would Kool Aid is not a dunking sauce for tuna fish sandwich. Tuna fish sandwich in my cherry Kool Aid. Not listen to this gross thing. That's a new segment for the show.

Listen to this gross thing. Dipping your tuna fish sandwich in your Kool Aid. I liked it at the time. Gross. I told you it was gross.

I warned you. Take a bite of sandwich. Take a drink of Kool Aid. Gulp? Gross.

Would you rather this or that? You alright? Yeah. I'm here. Yeah.

Are you over here? Yeah. I'm here. Okay. Hey.

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We will be back in the studio tomorrow for our Friday because we will not be in the studio on Friday. That's right. Because of somebody's birthday. Whose? Yours.

Mine? That's right. Little old me. Yeah. And no planning has been done by you for your birthday.

I'm not. As do. As As you would like request. You wish. That didn't sound like you meant that.

What? You're supposed to say it like you mean it, Josh. As you wish. Anyway, have a good day, and we'll see you back here tomorrow morning. Get the podcast.

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