Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Thursday, September 18th, 2025
Episode summary introduction:
It's a fine day for a cheeseburger, a lot of movies are on the "do not remake" list, a runaway cow is Good News, Chantel apologized for being angry at Josh yesterday, Josh has fly tying bench envy, we do our best to retell the Twilight story, Josh's head was on Chantel's pillow at 3am, there's nothing better than a well stocked and organized garage fridge, our daughter didn't get to talk about her day until way late last night, it might be time for Travis Kelce to consider retirement, Mark Zuckerberg tried to demo the new Meta glasses and it didn't go well, squirrels have taken over Would You Rather, and the new phrase for the kids is 'clocked it' - try it at home.
Timestamps:
(0:00) - Bonus: Stretchy yogurt
(4:57) - Cheeseburgers & fancy hats
(8:24) - No-go remakes
(14:31) - Good News
(16:57) - Chantel was mad at Josh
(21:40) - Fly tying bench envy
(25:26) - Twilight
(33:10) - Josh shared a pillow
(37:25) - A well organized fridge
(44:16) - Our daughter felt ignored
(48:41) - Travis Kelce should retire
(54:41) - Meta glasses
(59:06) - Would You Rather
(1:01:39) - Clocked it
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Full show transcript:
Hey, I'm gonna say two words that I don't think you're ready to have side by side, and I just want to get your overall, like, hot take on it real quick. Are you ready? Okay. Stretchy yogurt.
Stretchy yogurt? That's right. It sounded like you didn't know how to say yoga.
Stretchy yogurt. Stretchy yogurt. What do you think that is?
It sounds just like yoga, but maybe somebody's pulling your limbs.
No, I said yogurt. Oh yeah. I hate it. Stretchy yogurt.
Maybe like a freeze dried yogurt. Okay. Okay.
How do you like your yogurt? Do you like it stretchy?
I've never had it. I don't know.
But if you opened up your thing of yogurt and you put your spoon in and lift it up and it looked like a cheese pole, what would you do?
I would say this yogurt's gone bad. Right. 86th the yogurt.
No, this is now apparently a new thick, sticky, bouncy, slime like yogurt that people love because it's chewy. Ew. It's like melted cheese. It's got that same texture.
Those yogurt bites that you can give babies that dissolve in your mouth, they have those little, it's like a freeze dried yogurt thing. And they just dissolve so that the babies don't choke. That's hard to, like my brain goes, yogurt shouldn't be like this. Yogurt shouldn't be like this?
Yogurt. Why you be like this?
Stop acting like this.
Be who you are, yogurt. It's not trying to be different. Like a stretchy yogurt sounds awful. So you can make it at home. Ew. Greek yogurt, milk, tapioca starch. Mix them, microwave it for a couple of minutes because it's warm and then stir it and you got yourself stretchy yogurt. Stretchy warm yogurt. Yeah. Mmm.
Sounds double bad. Mmm. Yum. Ugh. Yum, Gert. Yum, Gert.
It's weird looking. Yeah, that sounds weird. It looks like marshmallow cream is what it looks like. I bet it doesn't taste like that. No, it tastes like yogurt with milk and tapioca starch in it.
So it tastes like whatever yogurt flavor you've got. But that's it. You just mix it up. Microwave it. You put a little saran wrap over the top, poke it with some fork, throw it in the microwave, give her a stir. Boom. Stretchy yogurt. Poke it with some fork. Yes. That's how you make holes in the plastic, poke it with a fork.
You said some fork. Poke it with some fork. Yeah. That's right. I think I want to make it. All right, let's give it a try.
I hate Greek yogurt. I know you do. I hate stretchy yogurt. Okay, I'm going to write it down. Stretchy yogurt. What do you have to get? Oh, we're going to, we're going through it again. Hold on. No, it's just milk. It's, well, you want the real recipe? Sure. Sure. All right, let's get you the recipe going strong here. It's coming up in three, two, one.
Here we go. Three ingredients, stretchy yogurt. Add ingredients. Greek yogurt, milk. It looks like she's doing like a quarter cup. So a quarter cup of yogurt, quarter cup of milk, quarter cup of tapioca starch.
It's a one to one to one. Even parts. And then you stir it up. You cover it with the saran wrap, poke it with some fork, and then you put it in the microwave for about two minutes. Then you mix it with a rubber spatula and bada bing, stretchy yogurt.
And you eat it warm? Then she threw in like some, like chia seed and some sort of like maybe matcha or something. There's some sort of powder stuff she put in the bowl with it to kind of give it some granola and then stirred it up and then, yeah, had herself some stretchy yogurt. And she's all excited about it. She's like, you can eat it and it's delicious and it's great and high in protein, but it's also, you can play with it. Haha.
Okay. It's, it's, it sounds like slime.
It is slime. It looks like slime. That you eat. That's correct.
This is going to confuse kids.
Or delight them and make them love yogurt. Hey, we're not making slime anymore. We're making stretchy yogurt.
You can play with it and eat it. You're going to be eating slime left and right. No, don't make slime anymore. No, I get, uh, okay.
You go no slime. Okay. You go stretchy yogurt only. Okay. Can we get a flavor? Yes.
Strawberry.
Something, something good. Not lemon. Nope. Not that. Can we start the show? Let's start it. Okay. Let's start the show. Is it a stretchy show? I guess. Stretchy show coming up. Hi. Oh. Good morning.
Hey. Hi. Hello. Okay.
What's up? What's going on today?
Um, what day is it?
You're asking the wrong guy. I was literally just telling you, I don't know what day it is.
I think it's Thursday. I'm pretty sure it's Thursday.
It says on the screen it's Thursday, but I couldn't tell you. I have been all over the place over the past eight, nine days. Yeah. I have no idea what day it is. And uh, and so yeah, it's Thursday according to the computer. Same.
I don't even know what my house looks like. I've seen the house. Bed looks like, but I don't, I've been there briefly. Yeah.
Not much. I walked around it and I said, Hey, look, here's some stuff I have. It's been busy. I know.
How's it going? What's going on? What do you know? How do you know? Tell me.
Tell me everything. I don't know anything. I know today is the day for the cheeseburger and I know I got an email from one restaurant that said I could have a free one. What? Yeah. So I might take them up on that. I didn't get that email. I could send it to you because it says that it's, you know, for multiple people if you want. Uh, I did get that, but it is national cheeseburger day. So maybe I'll do that for lunch. And then also it's first love day.
Hey, how Ray? That's nice. How Ray? I was going to say how exciting and then I, how Ray?
You are the best. I just, I never know what to expect. I don't either. And a who or how, how Ray? How Ray?
I was two things.
I was going to say how exciting and hurray. Two things. I know, but why, why say two things when you can combine them into one? Exactly. And that's what I'm saying. You are, you are a trickster. You're a wordsmith.
How Ray? That is genius. Thank you.
Yeah. Tip of the hat. That was nice. Aynaudible, but nice. That made no noise when you grabbed your little brim of your hat and tipped your head and your hat together.
It's very cute, but silent. So we got to work on that. We got to work on a verbally saying out loud what you're miming. So if you were going to do the tip of the hat, you might do it and you'd go, I tip my hat and then you see? I see. I see what you're saying. You did it twice without saying anything.
Just then. I know because I did it and then I was like trying to figure out what I would say. All right. Hey, hi. Good morning. We're here. I'm a little more perky than I was yesterday. Uh-huh.
I noticed that. Did you? I did. I did. What does that mean? Nothing. Doesn't mean a thing.
You know how every movie they're making nowadays is a remake or a sequel or a prequel. It's like everybody's come up with or no one's come up with any new ideas. So they're like, let's just take stuff that's already been made. Yeah.
Other than like on streaming services where they're like, here have 700 more things that you don't even want. Yeah.
That's true. Sure. So they put together a list of like movies that they haven't really touched. Okay. I want to see if you'd be opposed to them remaking some of these. Oh.
All right. You know I get a little bit gatekeep-y on some things.
I know you do. All right. Go ahead. Smoky in the Bandit. Whatever. Bert Reynolds. Okay.
This is not something that I watched.
My dad loves smoke in the Bandit. Crocodile Dundee. I say no way.
You do?
Yeah. You can't redo crocodile Dundee.
That's not a knife. If you want, go for it. I shocked. I shocked. Okay. Police Academy. Good luck. Why? Where are they going to find another guy that's going to do all those sound effects and stuff?
Like that whole- And the tall guy. Is that the same person?
And the tall guy. They'll never find another tall guy.
Now he's like especially tall. I think he's the same guy that does all the sound effects. It's been such a long time since I've seen Police Academy.
Now I got to look because... I think it's the same guy. I'm talking about Michael Winslow who does all the sound effects and stuff. Okay. This came out in 1984. Correct. I'm... It's been forever.
I know. I think what I remember is that they had to take out a seat in the police car because he was too tall. So they had to take out the seat. Okay. Is that the right... I might not even be that movie.
Are you talking about Harry and the Henderson's when they had to cut a hole in the roof?
Oh man. I love Harry and the Henderson's. We have to watch that.
I mean, I don't see anyone else especially tall. I don't see anyone super, super, super tall. No, there's a tall guy. Ah. Okay. I don't see that in what I'm looking at.
That might be a different movie. Okay. Like he's so tall that in every frame you don't even see his head.
That's a funny gag. I think that's a really funny bit.
It might not even be... it might be like the naked gun or something.
I don't know. That's a really funny bit.
Thank you. It's not my gag. It's somebody else's. Oh, but if it were, that's funny.
Thanks Josh. Like every time he's on screen you never see his face. Right. I think that's hilarious if he's standing. Yeah. That's a really funny bit. If somebody did that, that's very funny.
Somebody has done it. I know I've seen this. I just got to figure out what movie it's... it might be the naked gun, the original.
I haven't seen all that. I don't know. Jaws? Okay.
What if they remade Jaws?
Super. Good for them. We're gonna have to... I have no ownership on these movies.
You don't care enough about these. That's what I'm saying. The Godfather?
Okay. I haven't seen those. See, somebody's going, they could never. And I go, okay. Back to the future. Now, let's talk about this now. I want to see the Back to the Future musical.
I do too. I really do.
So, if they could bring that to film, I would like to see that.
They bring it to Salt Lake and Boise sometime.
I would like to see that. I would like to see the Beetlejuice musical as well. Me too. I know.
Me too. Let's go. Okay. Billy Jack?
I don't even know that movie. Go nuts.
And Dirty Harry. Can you even imagine? Well, can you? Should we recreate that right here right now? I need to find this. On an old radio show that Josh used to be on. Yeah. You had a game that you would play.
Yeah. It was like a 30 second theater or 60 second theater or something like that. And we would reenact. We would pull the script from the movie and have different people around the office reenact the voice parts from the show. And then we would play the bit and then somebody would have to call and identify the movie in order to win something. And I think we had partnered with like a movie theater. I think we were given away like movie tickets or something. And so that was the whole bit. It was the whole giveaway. It was fun. And we had you come in and Dirty Harry. Well, do you?
You've got to ask yourself one question.
That's exactly. I have to find that audio. I have it here with me. Do I feel lucky today? No. Did I fire five shots or six? Oh, yeah. Like there's a whole thing. Oh, it's funny. Well, do you?
Do you feel lucky? You got to ask yourself one question. Oh, funny.
If I can find it, it's got to be here. I have it on a hard drive. I know it. I know I do. I think I know which one. I think I could probably find it. If I can dig it up, we'll have some fun. Won't we? So yeah, they could remake it. A little like Too Faced. Oh, Too Faced. Bad man.
All right. Well, funny.
We should bring that game back. That was a fun game.
We should absolutely bring that back. Really?
Hey, I'd like to hear some good news.
Oh, yeah. I got it for you today. What's the news? Let me do it today. I got a good story. Okay. This happened a few weeks ago in Arizona. There was a cow that was headed to the slaughterhouse. Oh, no. And she said, not today. So the cow ran away. She escaped. Yes. And there is footage of her running around a town near Phoenix and it went viral. I haven't seen it yet. But the owner of a place called Amy's Farm Animal Sanctuary got in touch with the slaughterhouse and asked them how much it would cost to buy the cow. All right. They told her it would cost about $2,500. And she said, okay, can I have a day to help come up with this money? And they said, sure.
So she did a GoFundMe campaign.
Yes, she did. And she raised that in less than half a day. Got the cow, paid the sanctuary or paid the slaughterhouse, the money, got the cow. They named her Mutilda. Mutilda. And she'll get to live out the rest of her life on that farm. They've been posting videos of her. They say she's been spending quite a bit of time with a bull that lives on the farm.
Oh, romance. His name is Adora Bull. Adora Bull? Yeah. And what's her name? Mutilda. Oh boy. Alrighty. The internet name of these cows? I don't know. Because this is how we ended up with Bodie McBoatface. Who's that? A boat. If you let the internet name stuff, you end up with ridiculous names.
Okay. I'm watching the video of the cow running. Yeah. Around how like, I'm not going to that place.
Yeah. That's not for me. You did not ask my permission. I'm out of here. Interesting. So, well, I'm excited for Mutilda. I'm nervous about a relationship with Adora Bull. Why? Oh, it just sounds too soon. They hardly know each other.
There's a whole bunch of pictures of them together. Oh no. She really is just following them around like, the bud. You're handsome. Well, good for her. Good for both of them. Good for both of them. Good for both of them.
And, you know what else? What?
Good news. Good news. I was talking to some listeners with the show last night. Shout out to Becky and Doug. Oh, okay. And they were telling me that they were listening yesterday and they were like, you were so mad at Josh. And I go, I don't even remember. What was I even mad about?
You were upset that I existed. I don't know.
That's not true.
You were upset to share the room with me. You were mad about the fact we had communal air.
No, it wasn't. And then they had to explain to me why I was so mad because I couldn't even remember.
You're so mad.
Do you remember what it was that I was mad at you for?
I think you were just upset about everything.
No. No, it wasn't.
And I just happened to be the one that was around to hear about it.
I might have been a little bit tired. So it was a little cranky, but you like to push buttons.
Well, it's my job. I got a whole bunch of them over here.
And we were talking about how you just kept saying that it was chilly outside. It's chilly outside. I'm just getting so mad at you just because you just had to push it and push it and push it.
Because you kept saying that. But you didn't remember that you kept saying it, but you said it a bunch. And every time you said it, I said, no, it's a cake because I was cutting, you were cutting cake. And you kept saying it's so chilly. And I went, this is cake. And that was me definitely poking the bear. For sure. But you didn't keep saying it. Like you were waiting for a reaction. So I was giving you one.
I'll take this moment to formally apologize to the audience. And to you, Josh, for your crankiness. I'm sorry about my attitude yesterday.
If you didn't hear the show yesterday, it is available on demand. You can listen to wake up classy 97, the podcast and hear exactly how upset she was at me yesterday morning.
I need to listen to it and see if I was in fact cranky. You were. I didn't feel like I was that cranky.
Oh, well, it came across. I do remember.
Here's what I do remember.
Seeing just bread.
No, usually, like if there's like something that we're laughing about, we'll take off our headphones. You'll push the button to start more music and then we'll continue laughing. Sure. Just like that. But yesterday I was like, I'm so annoyed. And I took off my headphones and you said something. I think you were still laughing and you said something and I was like, I'm not even I'm like walked out. I go, I don't even have to go to the bathroom, but I'm going to the bathroom.
Oh, is that right? You just walked outside and went around the corner and just stood there in the hall like, I'm so angry. I got to cool my jet.
I went to the bathroom. I wasn't that angry. I'm taking a cool off walk. But I was annoyed and I was like, I just need to not be there.
Again, because of my existence, I did nothing yesterday.
Yes, you did. You kept poking the bear.
What? Go back and listen. Let's see what happened because I bet you, I'm going to bet you. You weren't happy at the beginning and then I poked the bear and then you weren't happy after that. I'm going to say, we went, Hey, what's going on? And you went, No. Yeah, right out the gate.
What would I have been upset about at the game?
I couldn't have told you. I have no idea.
Isn't it fun that our relationship gets to be recorded so that we can do playbacks?
This is like the legacy we leave behind. This is years and years of communication, working through things, just doing it in real time with people listening. It's all it is. It's pretty good. And then they go here, have money. And I go, that's so weird.
Okay. Thank you.
Really appreciate it. You fools. Don't tell them. Yeah. We got him buffalowed.
That we're just working on our relationship every day.
That's what we're doing. Well, I'm sorry for my attitude. I was just tired and hungry. Always. That's always the case. I'm just tired and hungry.
You needed a little nap and a snack?
Always. It's always the solution.
You didn't have anything in your little bundle that you could snack on?
I certainly didn't have any gum because I ate it all the day before.
Yeah, you did. Do you belong to any Facebook groups or anything where people post like their craft rooms or anything?
Yeah. Do you do? Or do you get posts that come up where they're like, look how organized my stuff is? Yes.
I'm currently living through tying bench envy. Oh no. This guy has an immaculate fly tying bench. He has the same vice that I do. I don't even know how to explain this thing.
It's just- Does he have a roll top desk?
No, I like the roll top thing a lot. But this desk is really super clean. It looks really nice. And he's got a considerable amount of thread. And I've got a good amount of thread and wire and stuff. He's got probably twice what I have, which is impressive.
Hold tight. Sorry. I got to interrupt for a minute because I was missing something from my craft room the other day. And I said, I'm going to go see if that's on Josh's fly tying desk. And I didn't find it on your desk, but guess what I did find? Some of my other stuff that was there. I went, you didn't ask to use that.
The only thing I have ever removed from your room to put onto my fly tying bench is orange embroidery floss.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
That's it. And I needed it to make a bug body.
I had a lighter because I use it to like- No, I gave that back. So that my ribbon won't get braid? Yeah. I don't know where that is. I gave it back. That's what I was looking for.
No, I have my own. I gave yours back because yours was blue, right? Yeah. Yeah, I gave it back. Where is it? I have no idea where you put it.
I have a black one and a red one. I don't want to tell you. I gave yours back. Where it went after that?
I do not know. Anyway, so this guy's got it all organized. He's got a couple of things I like. On the wall, he has put a- like a framed sort of box. And they're all separated by little things. And on little stands are all the flies that he ties. So he's got like a demo of each fly.
Like a real one hanging on there. And I went, that's smart. I like that. And it's so clean and organized. I don't know where he puts all of his stuff. Because it looks way too clean. Because mine's a disaster right now. Yeah, so is mine. Because I've got like in the middle of tie and stuff. Yeah. And so his is way too clean. But it looks nice.
When I have my craft room clean, it looks dope. And then I start another project and I go, well, there goes that.
Clean room. Well, and he's got this, it's probably four and a half feet tall or so. Shelf with those little like 12 by 12 paper boxes. The little plastic ones, you know. And he's got what two, four, six, maybe 12 of them high. That are all slid in there. And that's how he sorted out all of his feathers and stuff. It's so cool. Dude. It's so cool. It's got a little bookshelf. Okay.
I'm going to take a peek at it. And he's got a TV screen on there. So we can pull up his tutorials and it's pretty cool. I mean, this winter we're redoing our basement. We got to do some painting and stuff. Let's work on it.
You're going to see this corner and it's pretty, it's pretty, pretty impressive. Okay. Pretty impressive. I'm going to come take a gander. I know. So I'm having, I'm having a little envy right at the moment. I'll get over it. I'll be fine. Mine is cool. Yours is cool. It's just not as cool as this guy.
Don't compare, Josh. Oh. Oh. There was an event last night called Twilight in Concert. Okay. And this is the original viewing, the original movie, Twilight, the first one. I think there are four, right? Because they've split the four.
Sure thing. Okay. I have no idea. I have no idea.
And they have a full like 12 piece orchestra that sits on stage surrounded by candles, like the whole stage is full of candles. And they play the music along with the movie.
So the actual underscore. Correct. Okay. Got it.
Along with like any kind of songs that are played, they sing those two.
Are there, I didn't know Twilight was a musical. Are they singing songs?
No, no, no, no, no. Like I think there's like, there's, if there's a movie has songs in it. So it's just like the underscore, like. I see. And then there's like songs.
Okay. Do you know what I mean? I haven't seen Twilight. So I, I have seen other movies that have songs in them. Yes. Okay. But I haven't seen Twilight to know that it had songs in it.
I think there's like a song from Muse in there. Okay. Yeah. And there's a song from Paramore in there. All right. And I, I don't know if they see, I didn't stay for the whole thing. Okay. Super. What I do know is I, I don't know if this is a legit phrase that they call themselves or not, but they're called twi-hards.
Okay. Check's out. Got it.
There was some big Twilight fans at this, at this show. I would imagine so. And I happened to be outside of the theater when it first began. Okay. But I could tell when it first began because there was a lot of screaming that happened. And then there continued to be random bouts of screaming throughout the opening of the show. And when I found out when I eventually made my way into the theater, anytime a cute boy was on screen, there was some, there was a rupture of screams.
So the first time that Edward walked out. Correct.
Everybody lost their mind. Apparently from a co-worker of mine who was in the theater and watching the movie, she said Carlisle got the most screams.
More than Edward or Jacob? Correct. These are the only two I know. Who's Carlisle?
Carlisle is the dad vampire. The dad. He's not their dad. He's just like the leader of their little twi-like vampire group. All right.
And who plays Carlisle? Peter Fassinelli.
Right. Who is also, I know him from a movie called Can't Hardly Wait. He looks like a vampire. Are you looking at his legit photo
or him as a photo of a vampire? Look at his face. Look at his face. Look at him in twi-like because he's not very cute in twi-like because he's got weird blonde hair. He has blonde hair. Yeah. Let's see his images here.
Okay. Then here's what else I know is the co-worker of mine who
is- Yeah, that's a bad bleach job. I know. And he got the most applause? Apparently.
This is my inside source. All right. My inside source also told me that she, when these movies first came out, she was like high school- Oh, okay. High school, so she was like in it. She loved Jacob. I think she was- and Jacob is the werewolf, right? Yes. Taylor Lautner. And now, as she's gotten older, she's like, I really like the dad. I really think Bella's dad is cute.
Who's Bella's dad? Charlie. Charlie Swan. Yeah. Played by Billy Burke.
And apparently, the dad got a lot of ooze and ahs too.
All right. Oh, he had that mustache? I'm wondering- He's got that mustache. I think I've seen a scene where he wasn't like a super great actor, or maybe it was the writing. What I know- Something went wrong and I've seen a scene where he's like, no, we gotta get in here.
What I know to be true is that he's not a great dad.
In real life or in the movie? No, in the movie. How is he in the book?
I don't remember in the book. I have read all the books. I know he did. I have seen all the movies. Yep. I don't remember him in the books, but in the movies, he's like absentee.
Did they mention his mustache in the books? Could you tell ya. It's a cop stash. It is. I mean, cause he's a cop. He is a cop. So, I think they were like, he's a cop. He's gotta have that cop stash. He looks like every parody of a cop.
He's kind of a terrible cop too, actually. He has no idea what's going on in his daughter's life or in his town. There's all kinds of things happening.
But he has a mustache.
And he's like, I don't know what's going on here.
I didn't know Anna Kendrick was in it. How was her applause?
Couldn't tell ya. I just know there was some screaming for the boys. Okay.
There's a lot of people in this show. What do you mean? There's a lot of cast. Oh. Yeah.
I just wondered, I was kind of wondering what this show was going to be about. And I did some research because I was like, is this, this might be the next like generations Rocky Horror. Um, no, I don't know. Like where people throw things and shout things.
What did they say? They just said something was, oh, the Minecraft movie. Oh yeah. They said was that already.
Yeah, that's true. There was just some screaming. There was not any throwing. I don't know what they would throw. Glitter.
Yeah. Don't do that. Glitter and a theater. No way. Every theater I know will hate you forever.
So isn't there like a rivalry between a couple of different families like the Collins and who Montague's? No, that's a different one. I know that I've heard that story before and those houses were divided. Let me tell you.
I don't remember. Honestly, I've seen these movies. I read these books, but I cannot remember.
Let's make it up. Okay. Just real quick. Okay. The Collins and the Montague's. We're going with the Romeo and Juliet thing. Yeah. We're sticking with the Shakespeare name.
All right. No, it's the Collins. Well, they've got a couple of different beefs. Like there's the vampire beef with the werewolves. Okay. But then the vampire.
And that seems like Jacob, his last name is black and there's several different people in there. But I only see like a lot of Collins. I don't see as he Collins swans blacks, Stanley's hails. But I don't see this other family.
Okay. Well, the Cullen group is like the ones that live in. That's like their vampire group that lives in Fort. And then there's other vampire groups. This is what I'm trying to remember. And the colons do something naughty.
And then the other is it vampire stuff. And then the other like it's not to vampire code. Oh no.
And then the other vampire groups around go shame on you. And then they have like a beef.
No. How will we ever solve it? Twilight. Thanks for catching me up. I feel like I've seen it all. Are you upset at me or something?
No, I'm not. I was at three in the morning.
Oh, my fault.
I woke up. Yeah. And I went, I feel like claustrophobic a little bit. Okay. I happen to look over. You were laying on your back. And your head was on my pillow. But you were laying sideways kind of. So where were my feet? I don't know where your feet were. But if I know anything
about my legs, probably
if I know anything about how bodies work. Come on. Come on. Then you'd know my feet are at the end of my legs. But I would also wager to guess that your feet were at.
Were they at an angle off my side of the bed? That's what I was on my back and my head was on your pillow. Yeah.
And I had about this much space left for my head.
That's like not even a whole ruler. You didn't have a ruler's.
I had probably about enough space for my head.
On your own pillow. Yeah. How cute is it that I was sharing a pillow with you? It was so cute. I think it's adorable.
It was. So and I went, he never believes me when I tell him that he takes up my side of the bed. Yeah. And then I've got this much space to work with.
Did you take a picture? I was going to. Oh, I was so excited. I would have been great. I would have been like, wow, that's why I know.
And I grabbed my phone.
But it didn't happen because you didn't take a picture.
It was 3 36. Okay. All right. And it was I went to take the picture and I was half awake and half asleep. So I was like, go to take a picture. It's dark. And I went no way. It's night. Yeah, I know. And I went, what this is too complicated. I can't.
So you just have a picture of dark?
No, I didn't even take a picture. Oh, and then when I woke up this morning, I went, why is my camera like my camera was still on on my phone? I didn't take a picture.
Were you did you have a pointed at the ceiling? No, I'm just asking. I'm just asking. It was three in the morning. I know you know how to run your phone, but it was three in the morning. Yeah, I know. So there's a chance you held
it up and it was still I did and it actually had light when I held it up to the ceiling. And then when I did the flippy, just dark, oh, it's too dark. And then it was gonna flash and then it was gonna wake you up. And so what happened then? I scooted you over.
Oh, shove.
Gentle nudge.
So you so you poked me in the back of my knees to get me to move is what you did. No, yeah, I'm sure.
I read what I did do is rustle, rustle the pillow. Yeah, rustle the pillow.
You shoved or poke and until I went like, oh, and then moved. I woke up this morning. And I felt like my head was on my nightstand. So I don't know how that happened. You were travel had last night. I don't know. I don't believe that I was sharing a pillow with you and then also on my own nightstand.
How did my head get there knew this was gonna happen? What?
That I wouldn't believe you? Yeah, you don't have a picture to prove it. Yeah. Yeah. Fact. You make me so mad.
I gave you a loving gentle nudge to scoot you over. Prove it. I can't.
I know. Because all I remember is being shoved. And then my head on my you said, not only do you not get to use my pillow with me, which is a sweet thing.
You also don't get to use your own put your head on your nightstand and get out of here. That's what you said at three in the morning. And I said, okay, sorry. My bad. But that's fine. You remembered how you want.
Bro. All right. Next time. I'll get you.
I found something that you are very passionate about doing. I mean, you're passionate about doing a lot of things, but you really love putting.
I like chocolate pudding. You're right.
And banana pudding. You like banana pudding too.
Were you not talking about pudding?
I was talking about pudding. I was talking about pudding. Oh, putting drinks and soda and water and caprisans. Oh, man.
Let me tell you about a garage fridge that is fully stocked. What a treat.
It's kind of your favorite thing.
All the cans stacked. And we grabbed like, like different kinds of of sodas. So we've got root beers and diet things and colas. And there's so many options. Yeah, it's awesome. And they're all arranged and stacked in there.
So pretty. Does it kind of remind you of, you know, how MTV used to do crits? Yeah. And they would have like celebrities and they would have shows your fridge.
Yeah. And they'd be like, here's my like protein shakes. And here's my fat. Who had that? Fiji water. And here's my, I don't know. I do need some water bottles. It was all fancy stuff. I need some water bottles.
I would like to have some nice fancy. We have a tap for water. I understand. But it's so awesome to be like, I'm mowing the lawn. I'm gonna grab a bottle of water. And then like, no, and then drink it. Don't be weird.
No, I'm not.
No, this cold, refreshing water on my face.
And do it slowly. No. No, I want to drink it. Spray it on your face in slow motion.
Like, that's the one thing I don't have in there. I don't have the water. I need to I need to remedy that. I need water bottles in there.
Hey, but we do have an old bottle of orange juice in there.
Yeah, that's true. I need to probably get rid of that. I should have thrown away the old how I mean, there's only like not even a whole cup of orange juice in there needs to go. I should have thrown that away. When I was putting away all the cool can.
I just wonder why you don't take as much excitement into organizing the regular fridge.
Yuck. Because not everything's the same size. When it's cans, everything's a can.
Well, that's project I need to work on. I pulled out some cottage cheese. Sick about this.
It was a big thing to kind of cheese is great.
It was like, I know, but I opened it up and there was not. Did it go? Hey, yes.
Like that. Yeah, that was open and when we're looking at me. That's weird when your food talks like that. It didn't necessarily talk is just look like a big eye that was like, I see you.
But the lid back on so I can keep growing, please. Yeah, gross. I know. So I had to throw that away. So the fridge needs a little bit of an overhaul. Yeah. And a clean out. Yeah.
Want to do that? No. And also the freezer.
What freezer? That too. The old one below the fridge. Correct.
The food freezer. Yeah. So you could do that.
You could work on it. What is any clean? That was pretty good. You want to know what I would like? I would like everyone in the house to put the scoop back properly. The ice scoop is never put back properly. I put it back. I open it and everyone goes, look how convenient it is to grab that handle that's pointing up. And then everybody throws it on top of the ice.
What's the deal? I got to have a family meeting about the ice scoop. It's outrageous. Isn't it so nice to open it and there's plenty of room for ice to be made and the handle is sticking up. It's probably really nice for everyone else in the house. Everyone loves it. I got to have a meeting.
I like when you get worked up about stuff.
That's why I don't go in that fridge. Because every time I open it, I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed.
Hey, listen, I did not actually know that that's the way that you put the scoop. Because everybody else just throws it on top of the ice. So that's how I've always grabbed it. Until today, when I went in there and I saw that you had stuck it in the corner with the handle pointing up. Every time. Hey, this is actually very nice. No kidding.
You know what else I do? This is one of those things. One day, somebody's going to go, how come we don't have as much ice as we used to? And it's because when I opened it up to get ice out and the scoop's clear in the back on top of the ice, I pick it up and I pull the ice forward so that it has room to dump more ice. And then I put the scoop in, handle up in the front of the freezer. Come on, peeps. Let's go. What are we doing? This feels like a simple one.
Yeah, the toilet paper roll is a simple one, too.
But I can't get the family to do that either. I do it all the time.
Nonsense.
You know, the other one about the one downstairs, we have a little like cage, a little toilet paper cage. It holds two rolls, the toilet paper cage. You know what I'm talking about? I do. It's a little silver cage. It holds the toilet paper. Yep, I lived there. How come the toilet paper never gets put back in there? It just gets left on the counter.
Because I don't, I don't like it. It has a hole. I don't like it in the cage. Put it in the cage.
Put the scoop back, handle up. I did. Put the toilet paper in the cage. I was going to tell you that. These are my two biggest grievances in the house right now. And we've now climbed this mountain. Here, mine. Are you ready? Oh, I can't wait.
Put the toilet paper roll on the toilet paper. Yes.
Give me my pillow back. I did.
And also it was sweet that I was sharing it, pillow. Come on.
It's sweet that I never put the ice scoop back. I get, it's like you have a job to do every day. I hate it. I was going to tell you that I put it back there exactly as I found it today. Because I went, oh, this is nice.
Oh, but someone else has filled up a water bottle between you and me. Uh-huh. Guaranteed. And it is just tossed about.
Well, yeah. I'm going to remove it. No.
Earn it. Earn the scoop. That's why. Fine.
I'm going to go turn all the soda cans backwards in the. How rude. I was late coming home last night. This is true. And I got a text. I got to find it. I got a text last night from Emery. Oh, great. And she said, man, I miss you. I need you here. Oh. I keep getting ignored while I'm trying to tell about my day.
Who was she trying to tell about her day? Obviously me. But I was super busy. I was wrapped up in a project. I don't remember her trying to tell me anything about it.
Well, you ignored her.
I don't remember her trying to even tell me anything. Like we got home. Well, OK, so I was out. I was, I've had, I've had, I've had a time. I was out and about working on a bunch of different projects. And I didn't get home until late.
And she got picked up after practice from back. So they arrived home right at the same time I did, which was like, what? Six or something?
Close to six? And so that was fine. And then I was like, we got to figure out what to eat. Like we got to figure out dinner.
What do you guys want to eat for dinner? And then I got wrapped back up into the project I'm working on. And so I'm, I mean, I am like strapped to the computer, typing, writing email and stuff. So I'm like busy. And and I get, you know, done with that or stopping point.
And I'm like, guys, we got to eat. It's almost eight. So like a blink of an eye, like an hour and a half had gone by, which was crazy. And so we finally got dinner and then you got home right. I mean, we were eating dinner when you got home. But it was, I just feel like I didn't have enough minutes in the day yesterday.
Our poor neglected daughter.
I don't remember her trying to tell me anything about her day.
Well, because you ignored her.
No, I don't think I did. I think I don't remember her trying to tell me anything about her day.
What's funny is that I walked into the door and immediately she came to give me a hug. Yeah. And then went from story to story to story, which I love. I love hearing about my kids' day. Yeah. And then I said, hi, Beck, how was your day? Fine. And then he disappeared. And I went, do you have any stories that you want to share? And he goes, not really.
Just another day, man. I'm a working guy.
And then we all separated into our corners.
Yeah, sounds about right. I don't know. I got to have some downtime. That's what I need. I need some rest time, a little bit of recuperation time.
Yeah, you're talking about... That would be great. Oh, you know what I want to do? This is what we got to do this weekend. Go fishing. Well, absolutely. You can make time to go fishing. But I also, the leaves are changing color. Yes. And I always want to go take pictures when the leaves are changing color.
That sounds like work. And we always miss the opportunity. We miss the window. OK. So we got to go do that. It's not work because a long time ago, I decided that I'm not going to try and coordinate outfits. I understand. Everyone can wear whatever they want.
What I mean is I have to do the actual photography, set the timer, do the thing. Yeah. So that's the work part for me. That's why you're like, no, it's easy.
It's no big deal. I just go to the woods and stand there and look pretty. Yeah, I bet. I bet.
You don't have to worry about setting up the camera, getting everybody's heads in the frame.
No, I don't worry about that. Doing the timer thing. No, I don't. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Is this sounds like work? Not for me. Right.
No, no, no, it's easy breezy. Yeah, it is for some of us. But it's all I mean, I guess there is the task of like convincing the kids that that's a thing that's going to happen.
And it's not difficult to convince Emory. She's always game, but it is difficult to convince the boy because he doesn't enjoy taking photos. That's right. So that in and of itself is the most difficult job of all, Josh. I understand. So and then I have to get him to smile and that's not always easy.
No, he's got to tell a good joke. You know a couple.
Do I?
Sure. Don't you? Yeah.
What's leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe. Oh, good one.
It's Thursday and we have not talked one thing about football. Well, it's coming up tonight. Some people might think, oh, good.
They haven't talked about football once. Some people might be waiting for us to talk about football. Okay. Do you know who's playing tonight?
Um, I sure don't. Oh, good. Sounds good. I'm looking. I'm trying to find out. Nobody on that team. Okay. Cause the way I'm checking is by looking at my fantasy team. She's doogled it. But I already had this open cause I was looking at it just a minute ago. I don't have anybody playing.
It is the Bills and the Dolphins. Oh, Dolphins. Sorry, Buds.
That's a hard, that's a hard matchup. Those two are rivals and it's at Buffalo. Yeah.
And the Bills are real good and the Dolphins are not.
Not right now. No, not yet. They've yet to kind of prove themselves this season.
And I really liked the Dolphins and I really liked Mike McDaniel, but I don't think Mike McDaniel is, he's not right for the job.
I feel, I know. But I, but I'm telling you, you're going to say the exact opposite when they start pulling off victories. You can go see he was the right guy the whole time. Cause that's how you, you get into the drama of it.
I do. I actually really, really do. Um, let's talk a bit about Travis Kelsey. Hmm. What have I said about him all along?
Well, I, you have said that you, uh, not all along, but you think now that he, uh, all along you've said, you don't think he's a nice guy.
Yeah, I don't, I don't trust him.
Right.
But you, you've seen footage of him in the first two games here, as well as his Super Bowl performance. And, uh, I'm telling you, I'm not impressed with his football playing skills right now. And I think his, uh, the, the video I shared with you yesterday, I think his prime time of leadership has come to a close. I think he's, uh, got his head outside of the game.
Um, and he is not really focused on what his performance is causing the team to have happened. Uh, I have Xavier worthy on my, one of my teams. And I'm very upset about what happened with Kelsey and Xavier. And that, and that's, that's it. That's straight up one of the biggest things that, uh, he has personally affected me. This personally affects me. Travis. Personally affects you.
My fantasy teams are 0 and 2 right now, and they shouldn't be, but somebody hurt Xavier. And I don't know who it was, but it sure wasn't me. You showed me a video of him.
I've seen some video of Kelsey before getting really angry at his coach. And I get it. It's, this is your job. This, I understand that you get frustrated. He don't talk to your coach like that. Right. So that made me upset. And I went, mm, I don't like you for that.
And then the video you just showed me was him getting mad at his team and yelling and saying, Oh, I'm sick of this. Well, we're all sick of you. So well, project much. Whoa.
TK. He's settled down. Boom. I said it. You're very upset. I'm just, I'm telling you, I, I don't think he's as nice of a guy as he's pretending to be. That's what I'm going to say.
I think in the heat of the sport, he definitely gets the adrenaline going and the testosterone is high and he's like riding it. I think he's, I think he's 100% a jock. Like he's that. And so when he's in the game mode, I think he's aggressive and very amped up. I don't know how much, I haven't seen a lot of them off the field. I've, you know, I mean, you've got the podcast, but that's still, the podcast is still hanging out with his brother and then the guests that they have on and they're broing it up. So it's very much still in that same, you know, environment.
He's like, look at how pretty I, I think he got like shot to ego fame real quick. And then he was like, I'm pretty amazing. Look at how amazing I am. I don't really even need to try to play football because everyone tells me how amazing I am.
I think he's now at the point where he needs to not be on the field or he needs to perform like he needs to get his head in the game and play football for what could be his final season and then retire and ride off into the sunset. And that'd be fine.
But, or he needs to like go, Hey, you know what? It's just not happening for me this season. I've got too much other stuff going on. I need to do other things. I just don't think he has his head in football right now.
I don't think he has for a couple of years.
I wouldn't disagree entirely. I've seen the footage of the drop passes and stuff. And you can see it in his stats over the past two to three years. His stats have definitely gone down because his head's not in football.
So sad. I feel so sad. No, I think they're much, much better football players, much better people. Yeah. There's some really great people that play football. I agree. Nice, nice dudes. Okay. Okay, what? That's it. Okay.
Or the film is edited to make them seem that way. No, you can tell. Okay. All right. Good deal. So yeah, more football tonight and then, you know, over the weekend and Monday and all that stuff. What's your record in fantasy? Are you one and one?
I'm one and one. Yeah, what's that like? Just like my Vikings.
What's that like? We're one and one. I'm one and two, just like the chiefs. Oh, right.
Are there something that you need to talk about? Meta glasses about? Yeah. Okay.
You didn't have the paper pulled up. Hey, the fine folks over at meta, they own Facebook, Instagram and so forth. Yep. They've been putting together these meta glasses that you can wear that have AI built into them. Okay. And so they were doing a demo and I saw this video of how bad it failed. Oh no. And Mark Zuckerberg is on stage wearing them and they are not doing what he expects them to do.
Oh no. He looks like a comedian telling the wrong jokes to the wrong crowd. Like he is bombing on stage.
No. And he's like, oh, let's go ahead and try that again. And it still doesn't work.
And this comes after another failed demo. He was, he had a guy up on the screen and he said, we're going to show you how cool it is to, to work on this. And he's like, Rob is over here and Rob's in the, in the kitchen and taking away Rob and Rob's like, okay, hey, Meta AI, show me how to make a Korean sauce for my steak sandwich. And it's just silent. And he goes, what's the first step?
And it jumps to like the third step. And it's like, now that you have all the main ingredients mixed and he's like, what's the first step? Now that you have all the main ingredients mixed and he's like, oh no, it must be the wifi in here. I'm like, it's not a wifi.
You're blaming the wifi for the technology failing. So then it cuts to Mark standing on stage wearing the glasses and he's trying to take a phone call with it. It's a video call. And, uh, and he goes to try and answer it and it just won't answer and it won't pull up the video. And he's like, let's try it again. And it doesn't work. And then he finally goes, let's go for a fourth. And it doesn't work.
And he's like, well, let me show you some other cool thing that we can maybe have work. And it's so bad. Just don't, don't waste your money is what I'm saying.
That makes me feel really sad.
It's hard to watch secondhand shame for that moment. It's very high. Yeah. It's, uh, it's big time secondhand shame and embarrassment.
The whole time it's going on. Just a little bit.
Yeah. Yeah. It is a strange thing to watch because he's trying and you can tell he's just like something work, please.
In front of all of these people, please.
And it's on the internet where it lives forever. Anyway, I'd just be careful with your money. I like new technology. But even when it came to like smart watches, I said, I'm going to wait five years until I buy one of those because either the technology is going to be a fad and phase out or they'll have, you know, developed it a little bit further and I'll feel confident in the product that I'm buying. Right. I did that. And I didn't get into a smart watch for a lot of years. And now I like it a lot, but.
Congrats, buddy. Way to do your due diligence, I suppose.
I just, you know, be smart as a consumer is what I'm saying. It seems flashy and cool, but it might not just be. It might not be ready.
Yeah. You know, right? Yes. Are we ready for wearable tech like that, where you're going to look around? Like there's a couple of things I love. I think live captioning for hearing impaired people is fantastic. I think that's cool too.
I absolutely love that. I think that is very, very cool. I think that being able to pull up a recipe while you're at the store and say, Hey, what can I make with this? And it helps you put together a list. Cool. Like, Hey, the family wants Italian food tonight.
Help me put together a new kind of dish. And it's like, yeah, cool. Go here, go here, go here. Get this ingredient, this thing, and you're going to have a cool dinner.
That would be fun. That's a good idea. Yeah. Like there's some cool things that this technology will be able to do eventually. She's not ready yet.
I feel a little clunky. Plus it looks weird. And then everybody's got a camera on their face. And I don't know how I feel about it.
I mean, everybody's got a camera in their pocket. So there's still that, but it's on your face now. So where are you looking around? So someone's vacuuming.
Kind of a bit.
That's distraction. Who's vacuuming? You hear that? Yeah. OK. All right. Just make sure I'm not losing my mind. Would you rather this or that?
Would you rather this is an easy one, but then I'm going to change it up a little bit after I hear your original answer. Would you rather take a ride on a snail or take a ride on a squirrel? Oh, interesting. A squirrel for me. Yeah.
Yeah. Why? Because more fun. You think it's more fun? Yes. How so?
Well, a snail, you're going to be going very slowly. Can be fun. And you're not going to see much. What do you always tell the kids? It's as fun as you make it, isn't it? Yeah. But if I have the choice, I'm going to make it more fun on the squirrel.
No, I know. But I'm saying if you said it would not be any fun on the
snail, I did not say that it wouldn't be any fun. I just said I'd have more fun on the squirrel.
I kind of feel like you don't think you'll have any fun on the snail.
I kind of feel like I didn't say that. And I kind of feel like I'll just have more fun on the squirrel. I feel like, though. Just pick. Would you rather, OK, would you rather watch footage? Like if you stuck a GoPro on a squirrel or a snail, what footage would you rather watch?
What do you think's more fun to watch? Because I'm thinking it could be as fun as you make it. Oh, my. Is what I'm saying. But, you know, maybe I'm wrong. Just pick one.
I'm going to hang out on the squirrel. Why? It sounds more fun.
Oh, you. You get to like check out up in the trees and see where they store all their stuff. Plus, it's I feel kind of like David the Gnome. He was on a fox, but but he got to ride a fox and it looked like a good time. It was David the Gnome. What? What? What? You think you know a person and then she says something like, who's David the Gnome? Look it up. David the Gnome.
I don't know this show. Shame. Sorry. Squirrel is the answer. Hey, stand up. Why? Let me get a good look at you. Oh, come on. What? There we go. Can you see me? Yeah, you look nice. Clocked it. No.
Stop it. Why? What is that? Oh, are you using it right? Yeah. It sounds gross. It's something I just learned.
So I thought I'd use it. Oh, good. Clocked it. If you're a little bit of a fan, you can use it. If you got a teenager and you want to sound cool, this is what you should say. Clocked it. Clocked it. So basically what it means.
Basically. Let's break it down for his old folks.
You notice something. So if you see somebody that looks nice, you go, you look nice. Clocked it. Like, unnoticed. Or if you hear some juicy gossip, you say, clocked that tea. Like, it's an acknowledgement, I guess. All right. What are you Googling? Settle down. I'm settled.
I'm just looking up some stuff. About clocked it. And? I'm just learning about it.
Are you just going to read silently or? Yeah.
I've got it in context here. She thought no one noticed her new haircut, but I clocked it right away. See? Yeah. That's what I said. He tried to make it seem like he wasn't upset. But the look on his face, I clocked that. That's like called it.
Clocked it. Clocked it. If you've got a teenager, try it out today. Yeah.
They could be like, like they did a chore, right? Like, that's how you do it. Like they did the dishes and you go, hey. Dishes? I clocked it. Clocked it. And then they're going to be like, no, stop. Please don't. You're making it gross. And you'll be like, clock that too.
It's a double shot. You get two for. Maybe you can just go tick, tick, tick, tick.
No, don't. No, stop. Stop that. Don't add hickory, dickory duck. Clocked it. You could say, hickory, dickory, clocked it. Yes. And then turn and walk away. And you'll feel the eye roll. It will be, it will be gross.
Hickory, say it again. Hickory, dickory, clocked it. I got to write that down.
Oh, because you're going to say it later?
You're going to steal my line? All right. Hey, I gave you the clock I didn't get to.
All right. Listen, you're, you're picking up our daughter from school. So I'll give you, you can have it because you're doing me a favor. So clocked it. I'm going to wrap up the show. Have a good rest of your Thursday. I'm excited tomorrow's Friday, even though I don't even know what day it is, but it's a Friday. So we'll be back in the studio then.
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Clock it. Gross. All right. See you tomorrow. Bye.
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