Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Friday, June 13th, 2025
Episode summary introduction:
It’s the last Friday the 13th of the year, there’s some mysterious toast hangin’ out in our kitchen, we ate a lot of cookies, choices made in video games have real life consequences, Chantel wants to float or sink in the ocean forever, what are we doing for Father’s Day, favorite song covers, things dads like to say, and holy weekend batman!
Timestamps:
(0:00) - Intro
(3:16) - Friday the 13th
(6:30) - Mystery toast in the kitchen
(10:46) - Good News to Get You Going
(13:30) - Cookie ratings systems
(20:01) - Ashes in a bottle
(23:25) - College football 26 will pay colleges
(28:16) - Father's day plans
(32:49) - Favorite song covers
(39:47) - Things dads like to say
(46:07) - Would You Rather This or That
(50:14) - 60s Batman + outro
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Full show transcript:
Hey. Hey. Alright. Listen to this. A lot of NFL teams right now are doing preseason mini camps.
Yes. Bets are happening right now about who's gonna do the Super Bowl this year. And? Who do you think you want to see? Who do I wanna see?
Yeah. Well, they're in I wanna see the Vikings and the Ravens, but I will never I'm sorry. I meant halftime show. Oh. Sorry.
I know. I I didn't mean team, so I'm sorry. I meant halftime show. Let me let me, let me clarify. Bets are being made about who's gonna perform the halftime show.
Who would you like to see perform the halftime show? Let me think. Who would I like to see perform at the halftime show? If they did a Taylor Swift halftime, whoo. Yeah.
I don't think she'll do it. People would be so mad. I I don't I just don't think she, because they don't typically get paid for the show. Right. They pay to do it, I think.
I I don't think so. I think the sponsor pays for the airtime for the show, like and it used to be Pepsi forever, and now it's Apple that pays for it. So Chapel Rohn is the favorite right now Really? To play the halftime. She would be great.
Which would be really interesting. She is currently, leading four to one in the bets. Close Miley Cyrus. Interesting. Yeah.
I don't hate Miley, so that might be fun too. She puts on a good show. And to the rest of the top five, Oasis. Oasis. Yeah.
I don't think they're relevant anymore. Sabrina Carpenter No. And Christina Aguilera. No. Yeah.
No. That's my impression of Christina Aguilera singing. Kinda cowardly lion there a little bit. That's not very nice. I don't mean any harm.
I'm just you know? It's that's interesting. Chapel would be fun. Miley would be really good. Male.
Females. Other than Oasis. Oh, Oasis. Yeah. It's not gonna be Oasis, and I'll tell you why.
Well, Oasis is doing a reunion too. I know they are, but they hit big in the nineties. It's not gonna happen. They're not a big enough name. Nineties.
It's not a big enough name. I don't think they've pulled it. Back in anger. Heard you sing. That is All that?
That's my favorite song to sing on rock band. That one or Wonderwall or Champagne Supernova. Yeah. Right? I get it.
I like I've got hits. I like Oasis, but I just don't think they're You don't think they're a half strong. I I think Miley I think Miley's probably my favorite on this list. I would put Miley before Chapel. I think Really?
I think I like Miley on this list because she's got great pop stuff. She's got a great country background, and, and I think she has star power. She would bring a ton of different people with her Like her dad. Duets and stuff. Please don't bring Billy Ray.
Please don't bring Billy Ray. They're fighting. Are they? I think so. Please don't bring Achy Breaky Heart.
She won't. That's gonna drag her whole act down. Alright. Let's do the Friday show. We've survived.
We've made it. We're here. We've arrived. Hello. Hello.
How are you? Fine. How are you? It's Friday. I am so frying.
Nice. I thought that'd go over better. Well, you thought wrong. Yeah. I guess so.
I got, I gotta weed the garden. I was out there looking at it when I was watering yesterday or day before yesterday, and I got some grass poking up in the garden beds I gotta pull. Yeah. And I've been pulling it, like, every time I I water, every time I wander around and look at the garden, and I got grass blades poking up through there, which is frustrating. It's very frustrating.
It is frustrating. But today is weed your garden day. So I gotta log in. Be a good day to weed the garden. The flower bed back behind where the garden is could use a good I don't like to talk about that.
That was I like to ignore that space. I know. That's why it's been what? That's why it looks the way that it does. Like, a bunch of wildflowers poking up through a bunch of crabgrass?
The crabgrass is the worst. I know. And I was hoping maybe that we just flooded it with wildflowers. The wildflowers would take over. Not enough.
There's not enough. And the and the crabgrass grows early all around all around, and the crabgrass grows all you know? Nice. Nice, Josh. That one, I'll give you lots of credit for.
I like that one. Thanks. I didn't like frying, but But crabgrass grows all around all around. You like that one? I do.
It's Friday the thirteenth. It is Friday the thirteenth. I just thought I'd scare you. Super scary. See where see how nice everything was?
And then I whip that one in there. Oh. That was the least scared noise ever. Oh. Oh.
Do you have a big Friday the thirteenth superstition? No. No. I didn't think so. Do you?
No. I don't. No. I'm not a not a superstitious person. I am a little stitious.
Paraskevidi that would go over better. Did you? I can't even say this word. Then don't talk about it. Well, it's the fear of, of Friday the thirteenth.
Oh, really? Paraskevydecatriaphobia. Paraskevidekatriophobia is the fear of Friday the thirteenth. Okay. If you have trishkayadekaphobia, that just means you're afraid of the number 13.
If you have tryptophobia That's holes. That's the fear of holes, I believe. Something like that. Well, anyway, here it is. I'm afraid it's sinkholes.
Oh. Scary. Cool. Cool. The next Friday, the thirteenth, won't be until February next year.
So enjoy it. Okay. I will. When you have older kids, you just go to bed whenever you want, and you say, you're on your own, kids. Yeah.
I'm going to bed. To bed. Put yourself to bed. And they do, but oftentimes, you don't know when. You don't know what time your kids go to bed, and that's okay because I'm slumbering away.
What I find interesting is when I wake up in the morning, I go, that's interesting. Ah, what do you find interesting when you wake up in the morning and go, that's interesting? What did you find that was interesting this morning? Guys, I like to wake up, like, with counters clean and dishes put away. Right.
I don't like to wake up to a messy house. Right. So usually, when I before I go to bed, I clean out the sink, put the dishes away Uh-huh. Blow the dishwasher. So it's usually dirty dishes in the sink, and I go, what did we make last night?
Mhmm. And usually it's like ramen. Ramen or macaroni and cheese Sure. Remnants of a microwaved taquito. Uh-huh.
Stuff like that. Today, I woke up. The butter dish was out. Oh. And there was toast in the toaster.
Was it toasted, or was there bread sitting there? No. It was toasted. Oh, okay. But it was sitting.
I'm gonna tell you exactly what happened. Well, I I can I can deduce the situation? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out. That that the boy Yep. Was hungry Yep.
And went and took a break from his game and said, I'm gonna go make something to eat real quick. Put bread in the toaster, turned it on, got the butter ready, went back to his room, either hopped on his game or or sat down on to look at his phone while he waited for toast And crashed out. Or went to the bathroom and then went back to his room forgetting about the toast entirely and then went to bed. He's a very distractible kid. Yeah.
So I'm not surprised that he forgot about his toast. Interesting. Yeah. I went I'm I'm excited for the, for the conversation, that we get to have where we get to say, hey. Who made toast?
And then he goes, oh, yeah. Exactly. Exactly. I put the knife away because he had a knife out. I mean, it was set, ready for him to go.
What I'm saying. He was ready to make toast. Put the butter away. I left the toast there. He might want it in the morning when he wakes up.
Yeah. Well, hey. Your toast is done. Now if you have toast, did you leave the toast in the toast? I just said that.
I didn't hear you. But, anyway, can you just reheat it? Can you just Yeah. Drop it down again? Yeah.
I've done that before. You have? Make double toast? I mean Toasted toast? It hasn't sat for hours and hours and hours.
But Yeah. For minutes before, if I've, like, been distracted by toast and then I come back and I go, oh, man. My toast is cold. You can pop them in a you can top you can pop them back down. Okay.
You can. Toast is toast. Okay. Alright. Well You know I do know now.
Toast. I do know now that toast is toast. Toast is toast. I'm gonna make him eat that toast because I hate wasted food. Yeah.
You have to. Don't waste that bread. That's a good piece of toast. One toast or two? Two.
Two toast? Two toast. Oh, man. Get on him. Eat your toast, bud.
You made it. Is there a chance it was the girl one? No. She's not she's not distracted like that. You're sure it was the boy?
I'm almost positive it was the boy. Almost positive. Okay. They they both like toast. So Who doesn't like toast?
I don't know. I'm sure there are people that don't like toast. Oh, don't those people can't be trusted. Okay. Toast is the best.
Alright. When you're sick and you're starting to, like, come back around Mhmm. Toast. When you feel fine and it's just something you want? Toast.
Okay. Alright. Good news to get you going, Chantel. What is it, Josh? 12 year old Lego enthusiast.
Ethusi. His name is Ricky. He just won the Washington DC Mini Master Model Builder Contest. Nice. Yeah.
He has a creation. It's called Pandemonium in DC. C. It's a Lego model that shows a bunch of pandas taking over iconic landmarks like the Washington Monument, the National History Museum, Declaration Of Independence, a metro station, even the stovepipe hat from the Lincoln Monument on top of a panda. It's called Pandemonium in DC.
Yeah. You said that. No. I know. That joke.
It's a good name. It is a good name. Ricky says he spent over a hundred hours crafting the scene, which will be on display at the LEGO Discovery Center before heading to Denmark for a global showdown. Show showdown. Showdown.
That's right. Because he won the Washington DC Mini Master Model Builder Contest and now goes on to a global competition. Yeah. And then what? Does Lego give him a job?
Well, if he wins there, he could become the ever global Mini Master model builder, which would be not too shabby for someone who's 12 years old and in middle school. Yeah. That's very cool. That is And what a Super rad. What a what am I trying to say?
I don't know. What a good thing to brag about. Right? That guy is like or that kid is like goes back to school. Hey.
Did you know anything about me? I'm a master Lego builder. So, I mean So I'm gonna not stay in class. I've got Lego to build. Pretty awesome.
That is very cool. Yeah. And and I'm I'm looking at a video of his set. It what's kinda cool, is that it's double layered. So he's on the top layer is where you can see some of the monuments and different things, that he's built, and then down below and there's pandas all over there interacting.
Like, people are like, at the water park floating in a tube, and so is a panda. Panda. Yeah. Pandemonium. Yeah.
It's very, very fun. So well done. Rick, that was his name, or Ricky. It's Ricky. Yeah.
Way to go, Ricky. I had a boy Yeah? Who wanted to We have a boy. Work for Lego. Yeah?
I don't know how you get to work for Lego, but I bet Ricky's got a job there. Eventually, if he wants it, probably. That'd be a cool job to come up with the different sets and things. Mhmm. Yeah.
He had to figure out how to make pandas. Yeah. He did. Well done. And he made a lot of them.
Enough to be called Pandemonium in DC. That's right. It's good news to get you going. We got a box of cookies the other day. Yes.
Did you we've we've tried them all now, I think. There's, like, 12 different cookies. Yeah. What time? Wanted to Yes.
Wanted to sample all of them. Yes. You have to sample all of them, and then you have to rate them. Okay. You and Emery decided to do some rating in a little different way.
And and I don't like to rate things or judge things or, you know, until I've tried them all. Because here's what would happen is I might go like, that's the best one I've ever had so far. And so then I'm gonna have to go back and adjust. And I would rather try all the things and then take notes as I go. And then when I'm done, here's my final tally.
Well, I think the same way. But she wanted to do her rating, and so I obliged. Yeah. And you guys were rating as you go? Yeah.
And you were numbering them because there were 12. You were trying to just position them as you go. Like, that one get oh, it's a 12 out of 12. Yes. So that one's gonna be your number one pick because it got the most points.
Correct. Right? That was the idea. Yep. Yeah.
I don't rate that way. I know you don't. What was your top favorite cookie? Oh, the Biscoff. Oh, they had it.
The Biscoff cookie. Biscoff's my favorite favorite. Yes. It is. To have a, like, a Biscoff oatmeal chocolate chip kinda cookie with Biscoff butter on top We weren't quite sure if it had oatmeal in it, but I think it did.
It was so good. So good. My favorite was the coconut cream pie cookie. It there was a banana, pudding one that was really good. Delicious.
Lemon raspberry one was good. Yeah. What was your least favorite one? The sugar cookie. I don't like sugar cookies.
They're boring to me. That's all there is to it. I like the sugar cookie. I didn't like the crinkle one. Oh, is that right?
Yeah. Okay. That is right. Is that so? I thought it was kind of fun.
Every night, we kinda let's try another cookie. Yeah. Or three. Or the whole box. I should have grabbed the rest of that cookie.
I want that cookie. Right now? Yeah. For breakfast? Don't you?
Yeah. Kinda. I mean, that sounds pretty good to me. Why didn't we bring the cookies with us this morning? No.
We messed up. Yesterday at work and said, hey. You haven't eaten all the cookies, have you? And she said, no. I said, okay.
Good. Because the I come home, I want one. Well, we had plenty. I know. I was a little bit cookied out after we had and we were just eating little pieces of them.
I'm trying to see if I can find out what kind that was. We had we used to have a cookie party. Yes. And we would invite people to our cookie party, and you had to make the cookie had to be homemade. There were stipulations, multiple stipulations.
Do you remember all of them? You couldn't use a cookie mix. Right. It had to be homemade. But you could use, like, a pudding in there if you, like, if you if you needed that as an ingredient.
Or a cake mix. You could use a cake mix too. Just grab, like, premade cookie dough or anything. I got you had to make your cookie essentially from scratch. Right.
And there was a trophy involved. Yes. And do you remember how sick we used to get? There was so much. Eating so many cookies.
And and it was because, you know, we'd have 20 or so people there, and everybody brought a different kind of cookie. And even if you cut the smallest little bite to sample, it's 20 little tiny small bites. A normal cookie is, like, two, three bites. And then you've eaten the whole cookie. Right.
Well and then we we would rate everybody would judge the cookies. Right. And we would do tournaments. Like, what's it called? Was it a bracket?
Yeah. Bracket. That's what it's called. And so we would have Oh, we did the bracket Three brackets. No.
We did it a couple of times. Just in the boxing, one No. At the tournament. No. We did it a couple of times because we did it at the Hawaii one too.
Okay. Yeah. It was we had themes. It was fun. It's an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie with Biscoff butter on top.
That's exactly what it is. You're gonna lose your mind with that cookie. So good. Oatmeal and cookie I know. Butter?
I know. It's so good. Best ever. I it's so good. Hey.
Do you wanna do cookie party again? Maybe. We haven't done it yet. Me win an award or not. I kind of have a bad taste in my mouth.
Oh, Josh. It's a whole story. It is a whole story. Story for another time. Let's not get into it today, but I'm glad to see you haven't forgotten about it.
Oh, I'll never forget about it. I'd like to tell the story. I could tell a short abridged version, but that's fine. It's okay. Just tell the story.
Well, the story goes, there are different categories. There were, like, prettiest cookie. There was, most to, you know, creative recipe, whatever. And then there was, like, an overall winner. I made homemade, Samoa cookies, like the Girl Scout Samoas.
Painstaking. Shortbread, cut it out, whole thing. Worked really hard to make these cookies. They were very decent. They were delicious.
And they were very pretty. And I was awarded the award for prettiest cookie. But because we were hosting, you felt like it was inappropriate for me to keep the award, so we passed it on to the person who got which is I was fine. Okay. Great.
But then when the overall win came around and you won that, you sure were excited to take home that trophy. So and then at least I got to look at the trophy in the kitchen window for a year as a reminder that some of us get to win, but not all of us. That's that's the abridged version of the story. So do I wanna do cookie party? Kinda.
But also kinda not. I'm sorry. We were talking with some friends a while ago about what we would like to happen to, our bodies when we Our remains. Passed away. Right.
I would like to be donated to science. Right. We've talked about that. You don't like that idea. Well, look.
It's just a it's it's not it's not it's your thing. K. I have a better idea. Oh, you do? Something I saw yesterday.
Okay. And I went, that's brilliant. That's brilliant. What is that? So you can this is not the idea, but this is a good idea too.
You can get cremated Yeah. And then they use your ashes to help plant a tree. I've seen that. Yeah. They kinda turn it into a bottle.
Too. But this one's even better. Okay. Somebody had some cremated ashes in a bottle, and they put it in the ocean. Okay.
That way, you're traveling forever and for always till you wash up somewhere. Or you sink to the bottom of the ocean, which is exactly what I wanna go see. Okay. I wanna see what's down at the bottom of the ocean. Alright.
Darkness and And crazy alien fish. Okay. Alright. Marine life. Yeah.
Cool. You you could, do some of that exploring now. I could. It's just expensive. I don't know.
Do it in a bottle, it's for free. It's not. But, you know, whatever. Okay. Brilliant.
I guess. I think it's brilliant. And if I wash up on the shore, then I'm just hanging out on the beach. Yeah. Until some kid comes along and goes, what's this?
Dumps you out into a puddle or something. Still fine. I'm on a beach. But you're also you know, do we do we want you to contribute to all of the stuff floating around in the ocean? Why are you trying to ruin my day?
Asking questions. I'm I'm just I'm just asking some questions. I won't be trash, though. It'll be nice trash. Uh-huh.
I mean, I feel like a bottle isn't isn't isn't the thing. Maybe a cardboard box. A cardboard box in the ocean? Yeah. That's not gonna go over very well.
No. It's gonna sink like you wanted. And then it's gonna disintegrate. Eventually cardboard? Yeah.
In water? That's not it. That's not it. And that's worse trash than a bottle. No.
Because it will disintegrate into nothing. The bottle's gonna be a bottle forever. I don't think the cardboard box just disintegrates into nothing. In what? Gonna have remnants of it forever.
It's it's made of pulp of trees. It will return to nature. You don't get it. You're right. I don't.
I don't. You're right. My fault. I thought you'd be excited about this new idea, but you don't get it. You're right.
I don't get it. Then so I I can't be excited because I don't get it. Not because I get it, but I don't like it. No. You don't get it.
Okay. Okay. Remember, earlier this year I'm trying to remember. Maybe it was late last year, when the, college football game, video game came out. And Beck was, all excited.
He pre ordered it, and he played a ton of it. And a bunch of people got real stoked about that game. Do you remember this at all? No. Oh.
I can lie and say that I do remember. That's okay. I just he he talked a lot about it. We watched the trailer. We were like, this game looks really, really good.
It was like it'd been years since they made a college football, game. Okay. And college football '25 ended up being the best selling game of 2024. Okay. So it was huge.
Huge, huge, huge. Well, so EA Sports, it's in the game. Those guys was just gonna say that. Yeah. They, they are the ones who made it.
They're the ones who make Madden as well. They, because they saw such success with the game, they're going to make college football '26. And they are going to pay the schools based on how often players choose that team in the game. So they're gonna kick back to the colleges some cash based on how often they get used in the video game, which I thought was an interesting way to, sort of pay back the schools. Also sad for the schools who maybe don't get picked as much.
Oh, you love an underdog. Yeah. But I it's sad for underdogs to what I'm saying. You're you're Like you're the big fan of the underdog. If there's a team that's not performing so well, they're not gonna get a kickback because no one's gonna pick them to play.
So there's a $5,000,000 royalty pie that will be sliced up based on what teams people play as in the video game. I think that's interesting. It is very interesting. I don't know I don't know if I like that idea, though. I don't know.
Just split it equally to all of the teams that are in the game. Does Yoshi get a paycheck every time you choose him in Mario Kart? He should. He'd be rich. He's the best one.
What do you think Yoshi's spending money on? I don't know. He's best. Luigi's best. Mhmm.
Yeah. Disagree. Everybody knows it. No. No.
I everybody knows Luigi's the best. Yoshi is the best. best. K. But listen.
Why don't they just fiddle it equally between all of the teams that have been picked to be on the game? Because it's more fun to make it a competition and pay out royalties based on competition if you can't control who you can't you have no control on that game. Unless you're like, hey. Pick us. We need the money.
You know? Run your social media and be like, you could pick, you know, Alabama again. Or Or you could pick What about TCU? You know? Yeah.
I feel like maybe those schools don't necessarily need that money either, especially certainly not the football teams. Those teams are fine. They're fine. I'm curious to know who is so it says last year, the schools that appeared in the game were paid, royalties, that revolved around a tier based system based on how their teams fared in the football field in real life. But that comparison doesn't necessarily translate into the video game.
So they said, we wanna make it about the game, and so we're gonna split up. Rather than split it up by how you perform on the field, we're gonna split it up by how you perform in the game. Uh-huh. So that's really the big change. Uh-huh.
Interesting. Ohio State is picked by users in 2% of every game that gets played. If, if that's the case, they'd end up getting a $100,000 check. A $100,000? They received $99,000 for being in the game last year.
All the teams? No. No. Just Ohio. Is Ohio a good team?
I sure. I don't know. Are they the Tar Heels? No. No.
They're the Buckeyes. Oh. North Carolina is the Tar Heels. That's the only college football team I know. That's it?
That's it. Okay. Well, anyway, I'm gonna stop talking about video games now. That's all you talk about. Because you go, hey.
Do you have something to talk about? So I hurry and look up video game news because it bugs you. Cool. Yeah. You're welcome.
Father's Day is Sunday. That's a fact. It is a fact. I asked the kids if there was anything that dad, you, does that drives them crazy. Oh, I'm sure.
Emery said she was the only one I got a response from. K. Beck did not respond. Alright. But Emery said, not helping me up when I'm on the floor.
Like, limp arms. Yeah. You hate that too. I hate that too. It's one of my faves where you're like, I'm stuck down here on the floor, and I go, let me help you.
And then I give you my hand, and you take the hand, and then I just go soft shoulder. So when you pull, you pull me in soft shoulder. Because everybody kinda, like, puts their full weight into it, like, you're gonna help them get up. And so trusted you. So they I wouldn't say trust.
Yeah. Trust. Like, I'm gonna I'm gonna really put effort in here, and I'm gonna activate my core to try to stand up and then limp shoulder. And it's it's real fun to watch. I only do it a couple of times, and then I help you up, or you get yourself up.
It's it's actually a motivator to help you use your own body to see what's capable of. I'm just doing you a favor. She also said, it takes as long as it takes. That's not annoying. That's good advice.
She thinks it's annoying. Well And then she said, keeping where we're going a secret, and that works for food too. Yeah. Because I hate complaining. And so when people go, where are we going?
I go, it's just easier if I just don't tell you and you find out when we get there so I don't have to listen to you whine about it now. Yeah. But then, especially when they were little, it would be we'd be in the car, and the kids would say, where were where are we going? I'll tell you when we get there. To eat.
I'll tell you when we get it's not even to eat. Like, if we're going to a store or something. Or they'll say whole way, they complained, where are we going? Just tell us. Just tell us.
Just tell us. And you'd be like, nope. We'll tell you when you get there. Or they'll say, what's for dinner? And I'll go dinner.
Or what are you making? And I'll say dinner. And they go, no. But, like, what is it? And I go, so you can complain about it?
Just complain about it. Drives me crazy because I hear both of you just arguing. No. I'm not gonna say I wanna know. No.
I'm not gonna tell you. But please tell me. And then I just finally go, it's spaghetti. I know. Ah.
And then you hear this. Oh. Oh, spaghetti. Just stop it. Okay.
So then I said, is there anything he does that you like? Oh, okay. She said, not really. There it is. No.
She did not say that. She said, I like his jokes even though they're annoying. Uh-huh. Like, It takes as long as it takes. Not a joke, but good solid sound advice.
I know. And then she said, and then when he brings the dog into my room randomly She likes that? Yeah. Alright. Or just walks into my room to show me a dumb TikTok.
Yeah. Well I said, are these annoying or cool? And she said, cool. Okay. I'll keep doing these things.
It's good to know. Good information. So there you go. Beck did not respond. He thinks you're neither annoying or cool.
Or he just couldn't be bothered. Or he couldn't be bothered, which is pretty typical. Right. I'm not gonna respond. No.
You'll get this sorted out. I'm not giving you free content. You pay me to to if you wanna talk about this on the radio, you'll pay me my content. That's what he's thinking. Well, that's fun.
What are we gonna do for Father's Day? I don't know. It's free fishing day. We talked about that yesterday. I don't think we're gonna make it to Excitebike.
No. That's okay. But, you know, I think probably I think fishing is on the menu. Some outside. Yeah.
So we'll take you fishing. Or if I cook or something. I don't know. You don't wanna cook on Father's Day. Mind.
You like cooking. Yeah. I like I enjoy cooking. What do you like what do you wanna cook? I don't know.
I'll go think about it. Okay. I'll do the shopping. You do the cooking. Okay.
I don't know. I'm it I feel lazy about it. I don't really I'm I'm not like, oh, I have to do this thing. Like, I I don't know. K.
Outside. Something. Nature. Yeah. Fishing.
Sure. Simple. Beautiful. I hear you. How do you feel about song covers?
I don't know. I don't I don't know that I have a real strong opinion. I do. Do you? About a couple of different things.
So there there's songs by The Beatles that have been covered Okay. Many, many, many times. Okay. Blackbird is my favorite Beatles song. K.
Many people try to cover that. They never even come close to covering that in a in a positive In a way that you are like, that's a good cover. Yeah. Even even the one that Beyonce did? That one was pretty good.
I didn't mind that one, actually, but it's still it doesn't compare. It doesn't hold a candle. Okay. But there is a song by Fleetwood Mac that I love called Everywhere. K.
And every version of that song, every cover that's ever been done is one that I love. Really? Yeah. That's interesting. I have I thought about this yesterday when I was driving because I had my playlist on and I was listening.
I have five different covers of that song That's a lot. Different people, and everyone is good. Every single one? Yeah. How many times has that song been covered?
Many. Many times. I'm just saying there's gotta be one that's bad. Right? I haven't heard one that's bad.
The song is called? Everywhere. Everywhere. Alright. Let's go to the Wikipedia.
Everywhere. And then we'll go down here, and we will find Does it tell you how many times it's been covered? So yeah. So, there's different versions. Right?
So, it's a song by Fleetwood Mac, from Tango in the Night in 1987. They give you the history of it here, and then they they show that, the song down here at the bottom, there's a must a mustache version. That's an Australian musical duel call, called the mustache. Mhmm. Have you heard theirs?
No. Oh, I bet you might like it if every version's a good one. That one came out in 02/2005. You better look up the one from mustache. Okay.
How do you spell it? O u, Stache. M o u Stache. S e Niall Horan and Anne Marie. Do you have theirs?
No. You love Niall? I do like Niall Horan. Oh, you're gonna have to get that one. Moose Stache?
Yeah. That one came out in 2021. K. They did it for the BBC's Children in Need album. Niall Horan and Anne Marie.
Let's see. I'm trying to see other ones. I just heard one. Okay. There's one from a group called Jig Jam that I really like.
Okay. There's one from a group called Roosevelt that I really, really like. Uh-huh. And I'm trying to remember. Will Ferrell did one, but he changed the lyrics a little bit in an ad for, PayPal.
Okay. So So I know. I know. So Probably not gonna like that one. Mhmm.
Mhmm. That's what I'm saying. Okay. Now there's another song that is called Save It For Later, and I don't know who originally I think it was a band called English Beat who originally made that song. And I really What?
The beat. Not English beat? They're just called the beat. Were they originally called the English beat? Known in The United States and Canada as the English beat.
Okay. Known everywhere else as the beet. That's weird. Well, it's like they don't call it French toast in France. They call it Toast.
Toast. They don't because French toast isn't a thing. But, but, yeah, it's like it's like that. We're not why would they call themselves that? That we're just the beat.
The beat. Here, we're known as the beat. That's funny. Yeah. Okay.
So they have a song called Save It for Later Yeah. Which I really love. And I have at least three different covers of that song on my playlist. I just heard one from Eddie Vedder from her channel. Came out in 1982.
I love that song. It has been used in, yeah. You've got the Eddie Vedder one you were just talking about. Yeah. And that actually is in season three, episode two of The Bear.
I don't know The Bear. That's the that cooking show. The dishwashing one. That's all we need. K.
Let's see. I'm trying to see if there's anywhere else they talk about a cover. There's a cover by a band called Harvey Dent, I think Oh, okay. Is the name. I don't know.
Fascinating. Did you know, Pearl Jam regularly performs the song live in a medley with their song Better Man? Interesting. Yeah. Also, here's something else I know about music.
I typically like an acoustic version better than I like the regular version. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's fine. I know it is fine.
Yeah. Thanks for giving me approval to like that. Okay. Let me tell you two things I just read about the song that are very interesting. Which one?
You'll find these very interesting. To save it for the airbag? Yeah. Okay. Go.
Pete Townshend. From The Who? Has covered the song on multiple occasions and described the song as one of his favorite songs in his whole life. It's a great song. Counting Crows lead vocalist, Adam Duritz Yeah.
He named it his perfect summer song. He said there's just something about the joy of the song. It just seems to, it just seems so technicolor to me. That's perfect. You're in good company.
I am in good company. Yeah. Save it for later from the beat. I think my favorite version of that one, though I like all of them. The Eddie Vedder one is good.
The beat or the English beat in America. Yeah. Right. That's a good one. But the Harvey, I think it's Harvey Danger, not Harvey Danger.
It says right here, a cover of the song from Seattle alternative rock band, Harvey Danger, appears in the film 200 cigarettes that came out in 1999. I don't know that song. There's another there's another version from a Canadian punk rock band called Flashlight Brown. Oh, I'll check that one out. Check out the Harvey Danger one if you're in the mood for a good sum it is it is a good for later.
Summer tune. Okay. And my windows rolled down yesterday. I was jamming out. There's this there's a good part of it where it just goes na na na na na na na na na.
Okay. And you There's a na na na. You love a na na na na. I do love a good na na na na. Alright.
Good to know. The English beat or the beat. Or the beat in England. Okay. Do you have a piece of paper, or you can use your hands?
This is kind of a game. Alright. Do you wanna write it down? Paper and a pen. Okay.
I don't know what I'll need it for, but let's go. Things that dads say, and I wanna know how many of these you've actually said yourself. Dad say have come out of your mouth? Alright. Dad say I'm not your chauffeur.
I've not said that. I have said, like, there are times when there are, three people or or so in the car and will drop off whoever's in the passenger seat. Uh-huh. And then everybody just stays in the back seat, and I go, oh, I guess I'm your Uber. Okay.
That counts. It's close? No. That counts. Alright.
That's a modern day chauffeur. Alright. Well, looks like I'm an Uber. K. Ready to rock and roll or let's rock and roll?
I don't think I've I don't think I'm a big rock and roller. No. No. No. No.
I just mean, like No. I know what it means. Like, we're we're all packed up. Alright. Let's rock and roll.
Okay. I don't think I say let's rock and roll. What do you what do you say when you typically go to the I don't know. I gotta think about it because it's it's it's a subtle, subconscious thing. Right?
It's subconscious. So I don't know. Too. Let's get out of here. Let's go.
Do you do the Nick Cage? No. I don't do the Nicholas Cage, Gone in Sixty Seconds. I don't do that. Let's ride.
I don't do that. I'm not a big rock and roller. Let's rock and roll. Don't use that tone with me? No.
I think only, maybe two times have I ever said, hey. Do not talk to your mom like that. Yeah. There's been some times. But only a couple of times ever.
Yeah. I think a handful of times, probably. I like when you I like when you stand up for me, by the way. I like that. Sometimes I do it while sitting down.
Go on. That's a real dad thing to say. If everyone told you to jump off a cliff, would you do it? No. I I like, I don't I'm trying to think if there was ever, like, all my friends are doing this thing that I had to say, oh, yeah.
Well, if all your friends were doing this other stupid thing, would you do that too? I There's probably an instance of that, but I haven't said that line directly. I you have your own iterations of these things, but I think mostly it was when they didn't have phones, and all of their friends had phones Right. Or apps that they wanted, and all their friends had their apps. And then you would probably just say, well, we're not their parents.
That's correct. Those aren't my kids. Yeah. I'm not in charge of them. Yeah.
Yeah. That's true. Of you. That's what I do say. Yeah.
You do say that. I'm not in charge of your friends. Rub some dirt on it. No. That's good sound advice.
And the that is the solution to tree sap. Oh, is it? You got tree sap on your, skin? Rub some dirt on it. It's the solution to tree sap.
I'm not sleeping. I'm resting my eyes. No. That's what you say that. No.
I'm just listening. Okay. Sure thing. You just say I'm not sleeping, and I go, the snoring would suggest otherwise. But I'm completely conscious.
Figure that out. You're not. You're not. You don't know? I do.
Mhmm. Mhmm. You're not in my head. Do you call that racket music? Nope.
I'm not I'm not that guy. Turn that down. What is hell? That racket. No.
You've never done that. No. What are you? Born in a bar? Hold on.
No. That one's old too. The racket, though, happens in your car. Yeah. You you don't like a lot of volume in your headphones right now.
You're, like, barely can hear. I'm gonna set my headphones at the same level as you. K. I can't even tell if I'm talking. Really?
I I can hear everything that you're saying. No way. Yeah. Way. No way, dude.
What's the level? Way too quiet. Do you wanna hear what I hear? No. Because it's too loud.
Right. Okay. Then I go sit in your car, and and I go, that's too much. Like, your lowest volume setting. I'm like, dude.
I like I like loud music in my car. I like to listen to loud music in the car. You're crazy. No. I'm fun.
Alright. What's all that racket? I can hear you pull into the driveway. That's what I hear from inside the house. And I go, what is happening?
Mom's home. Yeah. I like good loud music in my car. K. There's one more.
Oh, I said that one already. Oh, here it is. I'm saving this one for last. Okay. I'm hungry or hi, hungry.
I'm dead. You say that one pretty regularly. Use it all the time. I'm bored. The time.
Oh, hi, bored. I'm dead. Yep. Anytime. Or or the one where they'll go like, can you make me a a sandwich?
Sure. Poof. You're a sandwich. Yep. You do that.
Those are good. I like those. They're they're easy to fire off. They don't take a lot of thinking. They work in lots of situations.
You can do them to adults too. They're fun. Yeah. Y'all love it. Yeah.
There's a few that I go, like, like, hey. I'm gonna run grab something for lunch. Oh, you should drive. Should I? Did you say?
Are you saying you say those? People say those to me, and I go, good. Good one. Because you're the only one that can say dumb dad jokes? What?
You get mad about that? I don't get mad. I just think they're lame. You've got some lame ones too there, hungry dad. Hey.
That's a classic. You should drive. Or when somebody's getting a birthday card that has money in it? Yeah. You want me to hold that for you?
Oh, hey. Look. It's time for Would You rather this or that. Would you rather be known for your epic dad jokes or for your legendary barbecue skills? Skills.
Barbecue skills. Okay. Yeah. I would rather people were entertained, at my home on other ways and enjoyed my food than, by my, dad jokes. I have a friend who is notorious for both of these.
Yeah. Yes. Very good at barbecue, and he is very good at dad jokes. He is the master That's right. Dad joke.
So he he gets to take both titles. But He does. But me, I'll I'll I'd be better on the grill. I'd like to be known to people. I just cooking in general.
I like going over there because he makes good food. You should grill this weekend if you want. Oh, should I? Yes. You know, if you want.
If you want. I mean, for mother's day, you made crepes, but if you want that for Father's Day too, you could do that too. If you want. Uh-huh. Only if you want.
What do you want for breakfast for Father's Day? I don't know. I'll make breakfast if you want me to. Yeah. I'll probably just cook something.
Rude. What would you rather be known for? I'm not a terrible cook, Josh. I didn't say you were a terrible cook. Answer the would you rather than answer that question.
Which would you rather be known for? Skills. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Okay.
But I've never barbecued. That's your job. Barbecued? Never. No.
Never. No. You've never barbecued. How many times do you want me to say no? I'm blown away by that.
Why? You know me. I've known you for a long time, and you've never barbecued? No. What?
You've never thrown a hot dog on a grill? No. Somebody else does that. And I don't No. Somebody else does that.
Somebody else is always in charge of the grill. What? You've never grilled a hot dog? Well, I have grilled a hot dog, but somebody else does it for me. What do you think is that?
A hot dog? Someone else grilled a hot dog. Somebody else is always in charge of the grill. And then they say, hey. Would you like a hot dog?
And I was like, sure. So I know you've had a grilled hot dog. I'm asking you've never opened the package, pulled out a hot dog, and put it on a grill. I mean, yeah. I've done that.
But then I walk away because somebody else is in charge of the grill. Why is this so You haven't sat there and turned it with tongs? No. Why is this a big deal? I'm I'm just of all the things, that's like saying you'd never microwaved popcorn.
No. It's not the same. It's I mean, it's common, but yeah. It's incredibly common. You always just do it.
Not today. I don't Grilling that grill. I don't want to do this. I don't this is not something on my to do list. It's what I want.
I wanna see you behind that grill. What am I what are we grilling? Oh, something really difficult. Fine. Big old chunk of meat.
Fine. I'll do it. Chicken. Yeah. That's right.
Chicken is the worst. I know. That's why I picked it. Big old chicken. Fine.
Can I put sweet potatoes on there too? Sweet potatoes? Yeah. Because I like sweet potatoes. And I thought it sounded nice to grill them.
I don't even know what to do. What's the big deal? I don't know. I'm just blown away. Why?
I've had grills. The whole time we've been together, we've had grills. Yeah. I know. Used it once.
Because you're always the one doing it. But you've never been like, I could probably just go out and fire that up No. With something? No. No.
Why would I? You know the nineteen sixties Batman? The TV show Yep. With Adam West? Yeah.
I used to watch that show a lot. Yes. I did. Okay. See, that's the thing about, about me.
My TV and movie stuff was very limited to, like, old shows. Yeah. You watched The Munsters. Yeah. I watched Adam's Family.
I watched Mister Ed. I watched Andy Griffith. I watched, you know, though those Nick at night shows. Why did you watch old stuff? Because I love Nickelodeon.
And when Nickelodeon at night would switch to the old stuff, I just left it on Nickelodeon. And so they would run that stuff. Now I turned the channel. It was like, black and white. Ew.
Yeah. I just left it on. Okay. Did you know that Robin in that TV series Uh-huh. Said 356 different things after the word holy?
Oh, that's funny. So he would say, holy armadillo. Yeah. Holy hamburger. Yeah.
Holy hamburger, Batman. Holy grammar. Interesting. Holy what? Because it was whenever they were trying to, like, solve one of the riddles or whatever, and he would go, holy hamburger, Batman.
Yeah. That's funny. I think that's How many things? 356 different things. Yeah.
And then just be like, I wanna try it. Holy flower pot. But you can't say the same thing twice. Right. I won't.
Yeah. But they also pretty much always tied into, like, the clues to catch the Joker or the Riddler or whoever. I liked his computer as well. How familiar are you with the show? Not at all.
That's too bad. Mhmm. He had a computer, in the bat cave that, would spit out little ticker tape Okay. With, like, police reports and clues. And so whenever he was like, I'm gonna type it into the computer, and then it'd go, and run tape, and he'd go, alright.
Here's what it says. And he'd read the thing, and then Robin would go, holy, holy, pot of holy. Yeah. Or whatever it is. In season there's a website.
I just looked this up. There's a website, and it's all of his, well, his oddest holy exclamations. Holy nightmare. In season one episode not yet he ain't, Batman Robin says holy nightmare. Holy nightmare, Batman.
Holy contributing to the delinquency of minors. That's not real. Yes. It is. That's so wild.
Season one episode the Londinium Mhmm. Larcenies. That's so fun. I gotta I gotta pull up the computer. The bat computer.
They actually make a a model of the bat computer. Holy hole in a donut. Alright. I think it's, Holly, it's the weekend. Time to wrap up the show.
Let's do it. Alright. Have a great rest of your Friday. Enjoy the weekend. We'll be back on Monday.
Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. Holy fathers. Holy Father's Day, Batman. You gotta finish the whole thing. Holy Father's Day, Batman.
Now you don't have to say the Batman part. You just say Alright. Holy enchilada. Alright. Have a good weekend.
We'll see you back here on Monday. Okay? Happy Father's Day. Bye. Thanks for listening to wake up classy 97, the podcast.
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