Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Wednesday, August 13th, 2025
Episode summary introduction:
Today we celebrate the left-handed people of the world, there was a meteor shower last night and we remembered that grocery stores used to have scales in the produce section, a marriage proposal is Good News, what was the best thing before sliced bread, remember the book of home remedies, we watched Stab That Cake!, wearing band merch to the band you're watching used to be frowned upon, our daughter plays a game where all you do is unpack boxes, New Heights will feature Taylor Swift tonight at 5pm MTN, Josh really likes a band from Iceland called Daði Freyr, we're part of a work Fantasy Football league, another back-to-school edition of Would You Rather, and you can come see us and support the Community Food Basket on Saturday!
Timestamps:
(0:00) - Bonus: Karate chopping pillows
(3:39) - Lefties Day
(9:01) - Meteor showers & produce scales
(15:13) - Good News
(17:20) - Sliced bread
(22:57) - Home remedies
(29:09) - Stab That Cake!
(35:33) - Band merch
(40:45) - Unpacking the game
(46:30) - New Heights with Taylor Swift
(54:14) - Fry Daddy
(59:46) - Fantasy Football
(1:06:26) - Would You Rather
(1:08:59) - IF Farmers Market
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Full show transcript:
You just brought something to my attention that I didn't know, first of all, was a pet peeve of yours, but also, why would you ever here's the deal. I actually know it's a pet peeve of mine either. Maybe it's a model home, or it's one of those, like, fancy homes on the parade of homes. Okay. And you're looking around, and you're like, wow.
Look at all this cool paint and these flooring. Wow. And look at how they did all these cool light fixtures. And then you see their furniture, and you look in the living room, and it's a couch, and there's 800 pillows on it, and they have been karate chopped in the middle. And apparently, that drives you crazy.
It drives me it looks dumb. It looks like a bunch of purses sitting on the couch. That, like, that's every home decorator, every interior designer will say, like, that's what you're supposed to do with your pillows. That's the way it looks appropriate. But I think it looks so goofy.
I don't know why I don't Why do people pillow show up? Why can't you just leave it square? Oh, because here's why. Tell me. It enhances the pillow's appearance and perceived value.
It makes it look wealthy. This technique is often used by interior designers. It aims to make pillows look more plush, luxurious, and inviting. The dent typically created with a karate chop I disagree. Can highlight the fabric's texture and sheen, adding depth and visual interest to the overall space.
It looks dumb. It looks dumb. It looks like cat ears is what it looks like. It looks like a a handleless purse. Yeah.
Like a cat head with ears. Yeah. I see what you're saying. I know. I'm not a fan.
I'm not a fan of it either. Looking at pictures of of rooms with pillows that are not chopped Yeah. And they look better. I agree with you. I would rather have a decorative, fun pillow, like, I don't know, with a tiger on it, then have have a pillow that's been chopped.
And I and I bring up the tiger pillow because I love the tiger pillow. I love the tiger pillow. Okay. It's one of my favorite things that we own. The yellow chair in the dining room, the the tiger pillow, like, they're just unique weird pieces.
I'm looking at pictures of, like, a regular pillow. There's a bed and a couch with just regular square pillows Uh-huh. And then the bed and a couch with the karate chopped pillows. And I I'm looking at the karate chopped pillows going like, that doesn't scream wealth to me. No.
It screams somebody chopped your pillows. I That's all it says. Yeah. I'm not a chopped pillow guy. I mean, look at this one.
This one looks ridiculous. Look at it. Yeah. There's first of all, there's five pillows on there. And they you know what they look like?
What? Like sacks of flour hanging on a couch. I agree with you. That's not a cool look. It doesn't scream wealth.
It screams poverty. And it actually makes your couch look dumpy. That's what I'm saying. It screams poverty. It looks like you put a we don't have cupboards, so we store our flower beds on the couch.
What did you say? It's supposed to add depth to your pillows? Yes. It's supposed to texture. Texture.
But it makes them look less fluffy. It can highlight the fabric's texture and sheen, adding depth and visual interest. I'm just not gonna do that with my pillows. Yeah. You do you.
There is some controversy. Not everybody's a fan of the chop. I'm not fan of the chop. Homeowners perform a more relaxed, unchopped look, believing it offers a softer, more inviting feel Agreed. And allows the pillow's texture to be fully appreciated.
One fully appreciated. 100%. That's what I'm saying. I'm on team No Chop. Me too.
Let's start the show. Let's do it. Oh, it's a big day for my dad. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Why? It's left hander's day. Left hand. Let's go. Let's give a big left hand to the big left handers.
You are few, but you are mighty. Yeah. Here's the Right? Here's the thing. If you clap, like, normally, when you clap, how do you how do which hand's on top?
They're same. You you clap in front of yourself like that? Yes. Every time? Yes.
No. You do not. I've never seen you clap like that. How I clap. You've never you don't you don't do that.
This close because there's a microphone, but I clap like this. Like a seal. Are you serious? Like a person. Yeah.
I'm serious. What is the big deal? That's how I clap. Turn it sideways. No.
My gosh. Probably this way. Like my With your right hand on top. Do it the other way with left hand on. Fine.
No biggie. I know you can, but does it feel different? Yes. Yeah. That's what I was trying to say.
Give a left hand hold your right hand still and move your left hand into it. That's a left handed clap. Because you don't normally normally, you put your left hand down and you you clap up here. Not like that. It's not weird.
It's normal. It's normal. I'm just learning this about you. I've seen you, at events clapping. I didn't think it looked different.
You don't pay attention to clapping much, do you? Apparently not. Well, anyway, do a backwards clap for the left handers today is what I was trying to get at. Put your right hand down, put your left hand, and, do the big old left handed clap. It feels different.
We see you, lefties. That's right. You're you're part of us. I thought that would be something easy that a lot of people could participate with and go, that is different. That is You know what else you could do to celebrate?
Throw something Okay. With your nondominant hand. You could. Have you ever tried that? Yep.
Oh, you look ridiculous. Let me try it right now. What are you gonna throw? A pen. Where?
To at you. Don't throw it at me. Alcohol. Left hand. Yep.
That was actually better than my right. Maybe you're left handed this whole time. Be. All your coordination is in the wrong hand. You ever think to try the other one?
No. But I should. This one can't do anything. Oh, but this one? The hands, you mean?
This one? Not you as a whole person. This one can't do anything. I know, Josh. I know.
It's vitamin therapy. Well, it's an international holiday as well. International last night today. So it's it's pretty much global at that point. Wow.
I know. What else do we know about left handed people? Sometimes if you're squeezed in and you're trying to eat lunch with the left hander Okay. Yeah. There's definitely a position at the table that the left hander, can can definitely do better in for sure.
Yep. A position at the table that they can do better in. Yep. Do you know left handed people, are particularly better at tennis, baseball, fencing? And I'm gonna say this one's a lie, swimming.
Why? Because I've seen my dad swim. And Music too. Typically, left handers are pretty good at music, aren't they? I mean I mean Left handed musicians.
Kurt Cobain Yeah. Jimi Hendrix. Who else is a left handed music? End of left handers. I know.
You know what? I knew those two. And, left handers. Let's see. I'm trying to see who else was, like, super, super, like, well known.
Boy. Nobody? I mean, I feel like I know several musicians, and I'm not recognizing a lot of these. I did think it was weird that I have gone this far down and not seen Kurt Cobain's name. Interesting.
Yeah. Okay. Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo, and Picasso were all left handed. Okay. Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, David Bowie, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Eminem, fifty Cent, and Snoop Dogg.
Those are all left handed. Left handed people. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
And Vincent Van Gogh was also lefty. That's a lot of left handed artists. Look at that. I've heard all of them. So well done, lefters.
You're doing it. I don't think anyone's called them lefters until just now. I'm gonna call them lefters. Are you? Yeah.
Alright. Well Hey. Lefters. Happy day. Only when there's a group of them.
Oh, a group of lefties is lefters? That doesn't make sense. You were telling me about a meteor shower that was supposed to happen That's right. In the dawn hours. Pre dawn hours.
Yeah. Did you see anything on the way in? Well, no. Me neither. But I did.
I told you that it was gonna be rare that I was gonna check it out before I went to bed. I don't know why we didn't I think I forgot before we went to bed. Forgot for sure. But then I told you that I Oh, you're gonna wake up. Middle of the night.
And? I woke up at 01:30. And? They usually wake up at three. K.
I actually thought about it. I was like, hey. I'm out of bed. I should pop my head out the window And? And see if I can see anything.
I did not. I went back to bed. You didn't pop your head out the window. Did not. No.
So Well, there's still know about that? There's still a chance tonight. Tonight? It was last night and tonight. Okay.
Yeah. So put it in your calendar. I am gonna put it in the phone. Alright. Yeah.
Is it still pre dawn? Same time. Yeah. It's gotta be dark outside. That sounds fair.
Yeah. Yeah. I think it goes on all day, but you can't see it because of the sun. What Why do meteor showers exist? Great question.
What causes them? Meteors flying through space. Mhmm. Mhmm. A lot of them.
K. I think it's it's a cluster of of rock, right, that's just out in space. And when it travels past us at the speed things travel through space, it puts on a little show. Okay. Science?
Wow. Yeah. I put it in the calendar. K. We're gonna try and remember to check it out tonight.
Alright. Alright. Yeah. Alright. Meteor shower time.
K. I I was unprepared to, like, look up anything, but it's the it's the Perseid, meteor shower. K. And, what else do we know? It's predawn.
Yes. It it says the period meteor showers are best viewed. This is just in general, are specifically between 2AM and 4AM local time. Although No. Some meteors may be visible as early as 10PM.
K. But the peak viewing time is usually just before dawn. So really that, like, 4AM to 6AM time. Okay. Well, we're up it.
I know. Just gotta make that happen. We're up at 05:30 usually. We just gotta okay. We gotta wake up just a little bit earlier so we have time to go look because we're always for always frazzled just trying to get out the door.
Right. Hey. You were ready to go quick this morning, by the way. I know. What happened?
Rough night. So I was just ready to get out of that bed. Oh, no. Yeah. I could not get comfortable.
Bad times. I rolled over once. You were on your your head was on my pillow, and I went Was trying to find comfort. Well, I was also and I was like, why are you on my pillow? This is my pillow.
Croaching on my pillow. I just wanted to say hi. No. You did not. You're just encroaching.
Is that a problem? Yeah. Why? Because it's my pillow. I wanted to lay my head there.
I wasn't taking the whole pillow. Enough of it that I couldn't even move it. I wanted to move it. Oh. Your eight pound head was too heavy.
Hey. Everybody's got an eight pound head. Yeah. But you said it in a mean way. Your eight pound head.
See? It doesn't feel nice. You ever know anybody with a 10 head? No. Woah.
I don't know anybody. If anybody knows how much their head weighs, you haven't it's hard to weigh them. You just lay it on a scale. In the produce aisle. Yeah.
Put it in remember the ones that had, like, the they had the the big circle scale thing? You'd set your fruit in there and it'd pull down? Yeah. That thing. Yep.
They don't use those anymore. You don't weigh your fruit. I just realized that there's no scales. No scales around. That's shocking to me.
I just realized that sell produce some of the produce per pound, but you, you can't weigh your bananas. Oh, man. What's the deal with that? Did they take those out? I don't know.
What a discovery we've just made. I'm gonna start doing some work. What kind of work? I gotta figure out why they took them out. I think they took them out so that they could raise prices.
I'm I've got a theory. Because how are we gonna check? Yeah. How I'm gonna stand the next time I'm at the store, I'm gonna stand in the produce aisle and be like, how much does this weigh? Yeah.
I don't have a scale. Where are the scales? Yeah. I haven't noticed for twenty, thirty years. Good one.
They'll take you seriously when you go, where's the scale? I haven't ever used I know. Till just now. Wanna weigh this bag of peanuts. I used them a lot when I was a kid, not for real stuff.
No. That's probably why they got rid of them. But the they haven't had them for years, and it just occurred to me. Me too. Shocking.
What'd they do with them all? What did they do with them all? I'm gonna make a sign. I'm a stand outside the grocery store. I'm gonna say bring back the scales.
Where are the scales? I wanna weigh stuff. Yeah. I do wanna weigh stuff, like my head. My eight pound head.
Maybe. You will never know. Do you think you have a six pound head? No. It's pretty heavy.
Is it? I mean, I have to hold it up all day. Sometimes it gets heavy. Fair point. Fair point.
Timothy Sullivan. He's a farmer in Ohio. Yeah. And he wanted to get married to bless you. Bless me.
He wanted to get married, to a lady named Caroline. Uh-huh. At least I think that's her name. Caroline. Yeah.
So, he planted a 13 acre corn maze. Okay. And in the corn maze, he's got three little pumpkins and some sunflowers, and it says, will you marry me, Caroline? Question mark. Cute.
He had to plan this. He had to plant the corn, and then he had to convince Caroline to get in an airplane with him to go fly around so they could fly over the cornfield. And he said, he wanted to learn how to fly. He's like, it'd be cool. I wanna learn how to fly.
But in reality, he just wanted her to see this corn maze. Cute. What's his name? His name is Timothy. Timothy.
Yep. Caroline said, I was just, like, so amazed that somebody put that much effort into planning a proposal like that. And, you know, I expected that he would do something quite elaborate and intentional, but nothing to that extreme by any means. She did accept that the proposal yeah. She did say yes.
They're planning to tie the knot early next summer. That would be awkward if they were in the plane and Yeah. She's like, look at what I've done for you. And she's like, oh, I'm kind of a potato lady. I've I actually am allergic to corn.
Yeah. No. I'm sure that they got that covered. But but for real, though, you have to plan that Yeah. Months and months and months in advance so that you because you plant the corn in the pattern that you want it to Right.
To resemble. But, anyway, he made a corn maze. And It's deposed. That's the only one. Marry me, Caroline, in the corn.
So congratulations. Them. Timothy and Caroline are getting married next summer. Cute. And it is good news.
Every so often, there's a thing that will give me, like, random facts, and I think they're interesting. You don't think they're interesting. I'm gonna share them with you. Not just all of them. Just one.
I'm gonna just share one with you with a question. Listen. It our it's not that I don't appreciate the random facts about stuff. I learn things. Yeah.
I think it's interesting, the things that I learn. Right. I just is it compelling? Is it Yeah. This is.
Okay. Sliced bread Okay. Is less than 100 years old. It's sold for the first time ninety seven years ago. And here's what I wanna know, Josh.
Yeah. You know how they say, oh, this is the best thing since sliced bread? That's right. What was the best thing before sliced bread? Nothing.
Everything was black and white and drab and sepia toned and dusty, and it was just a mess. And then somebody came along and sliced bread, and then they went, what? And the world turned to color, like the transition from The Wizard of Oz. It was like that. Everything was just a tornado, and then color.
Thanks to sliced bread. Technicolor. You know what I mean? I I do. That's what happened almost a hundred years ago.
But are they talking like, certainly, when people had bread, you still sliced it. You still had sliced bread. It wasn't like people were eating No. You just broke it with your hands. Gonna use the whole loaf.
No. People had knives. They were cut in pieces of why it's called breaking bread. What was the coolest thing before sliced bread? Okay.
Are you looking? I was hoping that you would do the research. I am. You're the research guy. Okay.
So here's the deal. It says sliced bread was first sold in 1928. It was maybe it was invented in '27, but it was first sold in 1928. And it was advertised as Ninety seven years ago? Hold on.
Let me do some math. It's fine. Hold on. It it is. 1928.
Is because we still need three years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So That's right.
It was advertised as the greatest forward step in the baking industry since bread was wrapped. So the coolest thing before sliced bread was wrapped bread. What's wrapped bread? In a package. Like, in a bread bag?
Yep. Woah. I know. That's a big day. Those people, I bet they went crazy.
They were like, this bread bag has so many uses. You can put leftovers in it. You can put it on your feet to keep your feet dry. I bet it was a paper bag. Oh, you're right.
Not to not to ruin your hopes and dreams about the sixties, but it was a paper bag. Yeah. You're probably right. You could still put leftovers in it. You could.
Do you think leftovers were a thing in the nineteen twenties? Yeah. That's all they ever ate was leftovers. No. Yeah.
I don't think I'm I'm gonna bet you leftovers didn't happen until the fifties and sixties, and I'm gonna tell you why. Okay. Great Depression. And then I'm gonna tell you the second reason why. Tupperware was invented in the sixties to store your leftovers.
Okay. It didn't exist until Tupperware. They just kept it in bowls in the fridge. Bowls? Yeah.
Yeah. There's some potato salad in the fridge. Box. Yeah. Right.
See what I'm saying? I do. Like, this technology is not the sliced bread is only 97 years old. Plastic bags are half that. What a time that we got to be alive.
Yeah. We had That's right. I existed after plastic bags. We had bright bags. We had sliced we had all of it.
I know. What a world. We have the whole world. What a time to be alive. Yeah.
All of the greatest things. Listen. Here's here's something interesting. Yeah. And now my brain forgot.
Oh, no. Because I stopped myself from saying it earlier. I'm sorry. What was it gonna be? Well Leftovers, Tupperware, sliced bread, ziplock bags.
Oh, I got it. Yeah. You know how settle down. You know how oh, ziplock bags. Good point.
Because before ziplock bags, what was there? Just that bag that you would try to tuck the little fold under, sandwich bag. Yeah. That's right. And they still make that.
Why? Get over yourself, sandwich bag. Some people still like that. Who? I don't know.
Who likes that? Not a one person. Anyway, I was gonna say, you know how we say we were born before the Internet or we didn't have cell phones when we grew up? Yeah. Which is a old people thing to say.
Yes. Just like some might say, well, when I grew up, we had paper bags for our bread. We didn't have plastic bags. I was born before plastic bags. I was born before ziplock.
Listen to you. I didn't say any of that. I know. It's all these old things we keep saying. I'm tired.
My back hurts. I was born before a ziplock bag. Give me a break. Cut me some slack. Yeah.
When was the ziplock bag invented? Do we know? I don't know. Look it up. Look it up.
You're the research guy. I already said that. '51. I told you. Leftovers didn't exist until the fifties.
Fact. Do you know about home remedies? I've, like, you used to have a book. Yeah. They used to sell a big old book on the TV.
We had that book. Did you? Yeah. I bet my mom still has it. Probably?
I bet she does. I used to look through that book a lot. Some of the ideas were good, and some of them were kind of weird. I don't remember what was in it exactly, but I do remember when I was sick, I'd be like, what's the whole remedy book have to say? Here's one I just read that said, my mom would roll an egg over us whenever we were sick.
What? Said it drew the bad stuff out. And then what do you do with the egg? Don't eat the egg. It's got all the bad stuff in it.
No. The shell does, and you're gonna throw that away. The delicious egg inside is Is fine. Protected. Yeah.
The nineties book of home remedies. It was called the doctor's book of home remedies. It was exactly what the cover looks like. Yeah. What's it look like?
It's white, and then there's, like, a tan rectangle in the center of it. And I think there's an apple in the right hand corner. So you're very, very close. The words are blue? The word home is blue.
The word remedies is red. The apple is in place of the o in home. Oh, okay. It is a white book with a sort of beige kind of, shadow behind a diamond that is drawn behind the doctor's book of home remedies. You are very, very close.
Now this is the 1990 version. There is a more updated version. Really? You betcha. I don't want that one.
I want the nineteen nineties one. That's the one I grew up with. Okay. We can read a sample online. Here's another one that said my grandpa used to blow pipe smoke in our ears for an ear infection.
That'll help. It has 18 remedies for smoother skin if you're dealing with acne. What are they? I could I'm I don't know. Oh, I could use some smoother skin.
This is just the a's, acne, allergies, arthritis, asthma, and athlete's foot. 18 ways to get rid of athlete's foot. I don't have athlete's foot. Okay. What are some of the ways?
I don't I don't have access to the information, just the contents. Oh, here's what it says about acne. Change your makeup. Read the labels. Rinse that rouge.
Wash your face. Wash your makeup off. Yeah. Take your makeup off at night. Yeah.
What does this say? What? If you're looking for a cause of the, of the acne, it could be the food you eat Yeah. Such as Greasy. Products, meat and poultry, tortilla chips, could be seafood, or maybe even some vegetables, including asparagus.
Not asparagus. Here's another one. Toothpaste gets rid of tree sap on your hands. I also heard a long time ago that you can use toothpaste to help with your acne. I didn't see that in this book.
Listen. I tried everything when I was a teenager with acne. I was like, let's give toothpaste a try. Did it work? No.
Yeah. Well, I don't, often have I also sap and toothpaste at the same time. Time out. Here's a traumatic event that happened. Wanna unpack some trauma?
Sure. We Why not? In junior high had to watch a television show called Channel One. And it was Oh, yeah. Because you went to the rich school.
I forgot. You had closed circuit TV. No. We didn't have CCTV in any of my high schools. Okay.
So good for you. Listen. Your private school. It was not a private. It was Burley Junior High School where everybody went to school.
Yeah. Everybody with a bunch of money. Nope. Tell me more about your closed circuit TV. Channel one.
And there was a commercial on for Claricell, which was acne medication. Pads, the We're all happily watching TV. And a classmate turns to look at me, and she goes, have you ever tried that? Wow. That's harsh.
I know. But have you? Look at your face. No. I was a Noxzema girl.
Oh, is that right? Good for you. I'm pretty sure Noxzema, like, washed off my skin. Like You think so? You think it was so chemical?
Harsh. Was it the face wash, or did you do the pads? The cream. Well because you were rich. Not no.
I'm looking at it. This was this was rich people acne stuff. It sure wasn't. Mhmm. Yep.
I'm looking at it. Used babysitting money to buy it. That's how poor I was. I I could only afford, Oxypads. That's what I used.
Those too. Because I could get those at the Kmart. Can you believe that, girl? I'm so mad at her. I couldn't tell you what her name is, but I'm still mad at her.
Surprised you don't remember her name because it's probably written in a book somewhere crossed out with a giant marker a 100 times. No. It's probably in our yearbook. I probably crossed out her name and said clear as hell, girl. Yeah.
Sure thing. I'm gonna find my own yearbook. Anyway, back to this toothpaste and sap thing. Yeah. I was saying I don't often have toothpaste and sap at the same place, so I use dirt, and it works real well.
Okay. You gotta have some some pumice to get the sap off. That's the big deal. I think dirt you rub dirt in it, it'll scrape it off of you. And you usually have for everything.
But you usually have dirt and tree sap in the same place outside to see. True. True. True. True.
True. So there's I'll write my own book. Dirt for everything. No nonsense remedies. We've been kind of in a show stagnant time of our life right now.
We haven't been able to find a show that we've been able to watch consistently that we both enjoy. You didn't like the show we picked last night? It happens at night. We randomly go through. If I have the remote, I'm like, I'm gonna pick this.
Yeah. If you have the remote, you're like, I'm gonna pick this. And inevitably, the other one of us is like, I don't wanna watch this. Right. Last night, you were like, pick that one.
And I go, no. No. And you go, yeah. Check it out. Let's just check it out.
Let's just check it out. So the show is called Stab That Cake. Here's the deal with Stab That Cake. Stab That Cake is different than is it cake, and I would argue it's better. It's not different.
I'm gonna tell you why it's better. The cakes are better. The host is better. But but, meh, like, kinda. Uh-huh.
But the the the bakers and the cakes that they produce are infinitely better than Is It Cake. I disagree. I think they're about the same. No. Yeah.
No way. Have you seen the cakes on is it cake? You can tell every time it's cake. I had stab that cake. There's sometimes I go, it looks like pie.
I actually saw one episode. Did you see I watched more than one. Did you? Yeah. I watched a couple.
You did? Yeah. I couldn't fall asleep. I couldn't get comfortable. Oh, I did love them.
Yeah. So I watched a couple episodes of Stab That Cake. The cakes in the first episode were not that great. I there was a some really good impressed. Okay.
I couldn't do it, so I should be impressed because they were actually pretty good. Orange. Unbelievable. Okay. It's called stab that cake because there are how many bakers were there?
Three. There are three bakers. They each have to make two items, and then they hide them in the grocery store. And then they have a panel of everyday Joe's, four of them, in two teams that are given a knife and a and a strange strange that they it's insurance reasons, but they make them wear a knife glove, which if if you've ever worked in a kitchen, the knife glove is so you don't cut yourself. So there's that.
And then they have to walk through the grocery store with their knife. They were running. Well, they had it sheathed when they were running. They put the little plastic cover on the knife when they're running through the grocery store. Blocking.
Right. Given a time limit. And you have to search the section. They go, we're in the produce today. You gotta stab that cake.
And and then they run around. And if they find something they think might be cake, they stab it with the knife. Right? Right? Yeah.
Very psycho. And, and in the first episode, the whole first round, they didn't stab any cake. They didn't find one of the six cakes. And so, then it goes down to a taste panel where they have to eat the cake, and then they get judged based on the flavor. But they're judged by the everyday Joe's.
They're like, I don't know if I like the way this frosting tastes. I'm not kidding. And I'm like, you ate the fondant. You ate the fondant. You ate a big mouthful of that.
You think it's gross? Yeah. Because it is. I No. Eat that part.
Eat the cake. I didn't Yeah. Get to that part. I know. I just watched them not stab them.
And then they eliminate one person. Now if you if the cakes would have been found, like, in episode two, when they did get found Oh. That person got eliminated because both of his cakes got found. Both of his. Oh, no.
And his cakes were really good too. What section of the grocery store did they make? The bakery. So they were making a bagel. Like, one of them made an everything bagel.
One of them made a croissant. One of them made a deli sandwich in the paper. Oh. That one got found. The paper didn't look very good.
Oh. Anyway, it's not a bad show, Stab That Cake. I don't think I'll watch it again. You don't? No.
I got really excited because the host of that show is the original host. What's his name? Henson. Yeah. He is the original host of that old show, Talk Soup.
Yeah. Which you were excited when you saw him. You went, no way. Yeah. Before Joel McHale took over, he was the host, and I loved him.
Well, then they changed the show just to the soup when Joel took over. Okay. But yeah. Yeah. Same show.
Wonder where whatever happened to that show. I mean, they quit doing it. I talk shows ended. It was all just about talk shows. But he was he was kinda doing a standing head, like, topical pop culture type show.
That's what it was. Right? What? I don't know. Because they didn't have a it was a stand up in front of a green screen show.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. No? No. I don't ever remember having guests in interviews.
Have guests. Oh, that's what it talks about. Clips from, like, daytime television shows. Saying. You said he had a stand up monologue, but they No.
No. No. It was a stand up in front of a green screen show. No. And you would run clips.
No way. He did? Who did? John? Because Joel didn't.
I didn't ever really watch it with Joel because I really liked the original host. Okay. This has been a great one. Been awesome. They still are they still doing the soup?
No. There's not daytime television shows like there used to be. Oh, that's a cooking show called the soup. Anyway, stab that cake. Yeah.
Stab it. I hate those types of shows because it just feels like a waste of food. One guy stabbed an apple. It wasn't a cake. It was an apple.
And then I went, are you gonna eat that apple? Eat that apple. Because now I'm annoyed that you stabbed the apple. Set is like a fake grocery store. It's full of stuff.
Fake stuff or real stuff? It didn't look like a real grocery store I've ever seen. It looked like a like a little old farmhouse, but it was all real food. Did you see the corn on the cob one? No.
Oh, his corn on the cob was really cool too, and it got found. Oh, man. Yeah. Got stabbed. Stabbed that corn.
You still have yet to get a pan flute. I'm just gonna remind you that every time we play Shakira whenever, wherever, and at the very end, it goes. You say, I'm gonna get a pan flute, and I'm gonna learn how to play that three notes. When I say I'm gonna learn how to play it, I don't actually mean I'm gonna learn how to play it. You're gonna hold a pan flute and go Yeah.
Then you're gonna go, that was it. Did you hear it? It was so good. Yeah. I am.
You're right. Yeah. I had a recorder in here for a long time. Oh, bummer. Where did that recorder go?
What? I used to bug you with that constantly. I don't know what you're talking about. Did you throw away my recorder? When?
Who? How could you? Where? Hey. Listen.
Do you remember when we were growing up, it like, the big thing to do when you were going to concerts was, like, do not wear the name of the band on Yeah. It was like a it was a big faux pas. It was. To wear the like, you don't wear a Taylor Swift shirt to a Taylor Swift show. Correct.
In in the late nineties, it was like, don't wear that. Yeah. And if you were going to a concert with somebody and they wore the name of the band of the band you're going to see, you're like, you have to change. That's so embarrassing. Go change.
Right. And now it's, like, the cool thing to do. I saw a video of some people that were at an Oasis concert Okay. And she was recording her and her husband, both of them in Oasis T shirts. Everyone behind them in Oasis T shirts.
Well and here's the thing about merch booths. I think there are a lot of people that might wear just a whatever shirt, but then they intend to go buy merch for that show. That's fair. And they'll put on their new merch and wear and wear new merch as a band supporter. Okay.
I get you. I get what you're saying. Like, if if it's a special like, bands of forever have put out a tour shirt. Like, it's our world tour shirt. Yeah.
It's got all the dates on the back. But even still, I remember in the nineties going to concerts, and even if you wore a merch shirt or bought something for merch, you'd be like, tuck it away. Put it away. You don't wear it. I didn't really go to concerts until the early two thousands, but, you know, you you were fancier than me.
When you say went to concert, do you mean that country one at the fair? Which one did you go to? I mean early two thousands. I oh, okay. I I just was trying to figure out what you were where you where you were at.
What? Don't be angry at me. I'm just trying to make sure I understand the timeline right. Because when you said the nineties, I was like, man Yeah. How cool were you as a teen?
And early two thousand sets all mixed together in my brain. That's fine. It's all one lump. Okay. That, that's fine.
I just wanna understand. In that time frame, you didn't wear you've tucked to you tucked your merch away. You didn't wear it, and now you do. Yeah. Now the cool thing to do is be like, yeah.
I bet there are still some people out there that are like, don't wear the you know? What Lady Gaga shirt should I wear to Lady Gaga? Yeah. The meat. The meat one.
Yeah. Same. Mhmm. Yeah. I was gonna say that too.
No. You did. You weren't gonna. You did. It's cute.
We've finished each other's Lady Gaugas. What? Nothing. No. I get it.
I mean, I always think about, like, what I'm gonna wear, and I would wear Gonna? Like, I would wear yeah. Gonna. I would wear a band shirt to a concert, but not the band's shirt. Okay.
You still wouldn't wear the band's shirt? I don't think I would unless I bought it. Well, that's not true. Like, I don't wear the shirt to the Bayside show, but I do wear the pullover with a different band shirt under it. Right?
Uh-huh. Because I want I want I want people to know, like, in addition to this band, I also like other bands, but also this band. You see? Well, when we went to Weird Al recently Right. You didn't wear his shirt.
No. I did not. You're not a true fan. But I also didn't wear a Hawaiian shirt. I did wear a Game Boy T shirt for it says since 1989 and a hot dog shirt, over the top of it, just a open button up hot dog shirt because that seemed weird and appropriate for the weirdo shirt.
Lot of Hawaiian shirts there. That's correct. And that's appropriate. Right. Because that's I think that's what Weird Al would have wanted.
Listen. It is. I'm sure it is. But, also, I think that's really one of the most unimportant things about a show. Like, what someone wears in a dark room with I know.
Thousand other people. I'm just saying, it used to be, like, the least cool thing to do, and now it's the thing to do. I get it. Times, they are a changin'. Look at this cool thing I have.
We got home last night after their river concert. Mhmm. And we get home, and we go downstairs. And Emery is downstairs playing a video game. And I go, what video game is this?
There are different rooms that she has, a bedroom, a bathroom, a kitchen, a living room Yes. And an office. And each room has a box in it, and she has to unpack the boxes and put the stuff away. That's the whole video game. It's called unboxing.
I go, what is this? Right? Is that what it's called? I have no idea what it's called. I wasn't into it.
I just was trying to look for it's called, unpacking is what it's called. And it's a Zen puzzle game That's about unpacking a life. That's what she she says. It's pretty calming for me. Oh, which makes sense.
It's it's unpacking boxes and organizing the spaces. Yeah. But then we found out that you can't necessarily put the stuff where you wanna put the stuff because can. It just has to be in the room where it wants you to put it. Well, it's something microwave in the bedroom.
Right. You have to put it in the kitchen. That's right. And you can't put the hot water bottle in the drawer. It's supposed to be on the bed, apparently.
Right. Which makes me stressed out a little bit. Let me put it where I wanna put it. Yeah. So it's called unpacking, and, she's super into it.
I like that it's like a little eight bit game. Like, it's just old school graphics. It's very basic. It's pretty basic. It's there's not much to it.
It was a lot she unpacked from her boxes, and then I was like, what is that? You couldn't tell what it was because it's such a low graphic. Right. When what shape is that thing? I don't know what that is.
But then the other thing we noticed was that there's too much stuff and not enough space. Like the kitchen, there's not enough cupboard space for all the stuff. It is like real life. Real life. But it doesn't let you pack anything.
Like, you can't pack up a donate box. You just have to unpack stuff. Put it on the floor. It's not called, minimize your stuff. It's just have more stuff.
And then as you progress in the levels, or I guess years of time, you get new stuff. So your beanbag chairs turn into a sofa because now you can afford that. It's like real life. Yeah. It is.
She's just playing real life. That's what it is. It's a zen real life unpacking stuff game. I go, if you wanna if you wanna move, let's we could pack up and move. You could do this in real life.
I don't want to. I don't want to either. Yuck. But I was thinking, when Beck was little, we moved call before he was five, we'd moved probably six different times. At least three.
Yeah. I think it was at least four or five. But she we've lived in our house since she was two. Right. So she has never had to do the pack up let's pack up and move in real life game.
Just wanna get some boxes and see if it all fits in boxes? Because that sounds awful. It does sound awful. I hate moving. Everybody hates moving.
It's like one of the most stressful things you can do. And we've been in the same place since 02/2012. So the amount of stuff we've accumulated and and to be fair, we did do a pretty decent purge this year. But the amount of stuff to move I know. Like, we've got we've got some friends that are moving out of town.
I went over to help him move. Uh-huh. And I went, man. Like, they'd already packed up almost all their house, like, over 90% of their stuff. And I'm and I'm going, like, now you got heavy stuff.
You need me to help you move? And I'm like, this is awful. I hate moving. Moving is the worst. Like, I'm never moving.
What I hate about move well, there's lots of things I hate about moving, but there's when you have people that come help you, the words that come out of their mouth are, you guys have a lot of stuff. I didn't say anything like that. I know. But everybody always does that. I know.
Cool. But everybody has to make a comment. You sure have a lot of stuff. Yeah. We all do.
Everybody has a ton of stuff. I but I think the one thing I remarked was, you still have your toolboxes, man. He's like, I know. And I went, that's those are heavy. But they're on wheels, but they're fully loaded.
And he's like, those things shouldn't be moved anymore. Like, they've moved too many times, and they're full of tools. Well, I have a I have a toolbox that's full of craft supplies. Yeah. I know.
And that was a beast. I know. Getting it down the stairs. We're never moving. There's no way.
If we move, we're gonna have to leave those behind. No. Because you can't move those up the stairs. Even those. Yeah.
You can. Stuff happens. We will make ramps down the stairs or something. Okay. It'll happen.
It will they will be empty. Oh, they'd have to move because I'm not moving it with stuff in it. It's just paper and craft supplies. I know papers. What are you talking about?
It's only paper. Paper's heavy. It's only a rock collection. The toolbox itself is pretty heavy. Yeah.
So just moving it empty was heavy. That thing's gotta be a couple 100 pounds. That thing's nuts. We're not moving. I know.
I said, there's no way. I don't wanna deal with it. That's why she keeps playing this unpacking game. So We could we could get her some boxes. She could pack up her room and then unpack it if that's what she wants.
She does I mean, she loves to rearrange, so she actually might like that. Yeah. Here. Have some boxes. Have a box.
Pack your stuff up. Pack your stuff. What a treat. Do you have plans for 05:00 this evening? Yeah.
Kinda. What? Well, I gotta go get some registration done. Oh, we got stuff to do? Yeah.
Oh, that's a bummer. Why? Well, tonight, 7PM eastern. That's 5PM our time. That is when the new episode of new heights is released.
You're not gonna watch? Mm-mm. You're not gonna watch. Mm-mm. All the hype, all the buzz, the biggest episode of any podcast ever.
It's gonna be huge. I don't like Travis Kelce. I know. I understand. But you're not gonna watch?
No. I just said no. It's going to be huge. Great. I'll watch the highlights later.
Oh. It'll be everywhere. I know it will be. I know it will be tonight, five. I just I I we've been talking about it yesterday, and I thought I should let you know what time to expect it.
They put out a new trailer this morning. I haven't watched it yet. Okay. I should. But but in the trailer, they they do say it comes out tonight, 5PM our time.
Okay. So if you have nothing else going on, I have do. I do. But Even if I didn't, I'd find something else to do. Listen.
I I've told you before already. I I don't love or hate Taylor Swift. There are people on opposite sides of the line. I think some of her music is catchy and fun. I think she's a successful woman, and I appreciate that about her.
Right. Do you I don't mind Jason Kelsey, and I like his cute little family. I don't like Travis Okay. Kelsey. Okay.
And I've listened to that podcast before. Sure. And I don't like the podcast. Okay. I'm just this this one is so, like, it's been a long time coming.
That's a Swifties joke. Is it? Yeah. That one was that one was, freezing. It intentional that it's on August 13?
Because 13 is her big number. Absolutely, it is. Of course, it is. Everything is something. And I was I was doing a little bit of a deep dive yesterday because I, like, everything is something, and she's very good at, teasing things.
There are probably a dozen photos, if I had to guess, of her standing in front of different signage that says a 12, meaning twelfth album, August. Like, there's, like, all across her eras tour standing in stadiums in Section A 12. Cute. There's a 12 stuff all over the place. And and, and the Swifty, dare I say, fan fan base?
There's a different four letter word I would use. Starts with a c and ends with a alt sound. They are very, very, investigative Oh, man. On all of this stuff. And if you've ever talked to a Swifty I know.
They will tell you every I know. Oh, this song represents this. Yeah. And did you know that this thing represents this? And Right.
And they will go on and on and on and on. That's right. Yeah. The Swifties are, something else. And in, like, the best way ever.
Like, let me let me not misrepresent what I'm saying here. Don't come at me, Swifties. I'm telling you, I think it's great. I the work you put in Now you're pandering. Is spectacular.
If only they could use that the work they put in Yeah. Taylor Swift's Yes. Secret messages into solving cold cases. Oh, that's a different army. What needs to happen.
That is the true crime army is a is a force as well. True too. But most of us, the true crime army, I'd count myself as one of those. Yeah. We're we've got too much to do.
I don't know. Like, we we're too lazy to investigate. So you but there are there are a bunch of you in the true crime Yeah. Space Yeah. That don't have too much to do and spend a lot of time doing.
It. I would say the paranormal space, the true crime space, the Swifties. Who else is, like, that big and invested in their community? Fly fishermen? No.
No. Constant. Nonstop. Same energy. All I think about.
Where to go fishing? What to fish with? What kind of tie what kind of fly should I tie? Should I get that new rod? We've all got something.
There's That's what I'm saying. Footballers that are into the same thing. Big time. Big time. Yeah.
I'd say stockers. Stock market brokers. You got it. Yeah. We've all got we've all got our area.
Cryptocurrency folks also incredibly into it. Okay. I'll just wanna tell you about I haven't met any one of those yet. Who else? Annie MLM.
Very into it and wanna make you a part of it. So buy our thing. Who else? I don't know. Are you gonna watch the podcast?
I I will most likely catch the highlights. I'm super curious about it, though. Like, I have never watched or listened to New Heights. Yes. We did.
Not intentionally. Like, I you might have had it on when? We turned it on intentionally on a road trip, and we got maybe about fifteen minutes in, and then we were like, this is not So see how memorable that was? Exactly. Yeah.
So I'm the only reason that I'm interested in this one because of Taylor's involvement. Okay. It's gonna get so many views. I know it's this is probably going to break records. We gotta get Taylor Swift on our show.
Okay. How do we pull that off? I don't know. We gotta make it happen. That would be something.
Our ratings would go through the roof. Well yeah. And not that I wanna hang out with her on the show just for that reason. I they've got questions. I wanna know stuff.
I don't. What questions do I have? What questions do you have? Oh, I'd come up with some great questions. Such as?
I don't know. We could talk cats. We could talk about the new album Okay. In-depth. We could really get into it.
We could learn about, she now owns all of her music. She got all of it, all of it, which is a big deal because Scooter had a bunch of it, and she was remaking her albums, the Taylor Swift version. You know a lot about Taylor Swift. I think you are part of the army. There is listen.
There's a there's a little eras, thread that runs through me, for sure. There's an appreciation. Definitely. It doesn't consume my whole soul, but there's a there's a thread of Swifty in there. Okay.
I could I could totally, like, get into it. I could see how people would do this stuff. I love a treasure hunt. You do like the puzzle of it? I really do.
And, also, there's a whole bunch of conspiracy tied in there. So there's conspiracy, there's coincidence, there's, puzzle solving. There's so much, and I'm a fan. Congrats, buddy. Thanks.
5PM. New heights tonight. I had a whole plan to talk about, fantasy football right here, but then you just said something ridiculous. There is a a band that I like. I believe they're from Iceland.
Is that correct? I don't know. I don't follow them. You do. I don't like them.
So it's this, it's this band, called Daddy Fryer. That's close to what I said. Not even. And they won Eurovision in 2020 with this song called Think About Things. And I really dug the song, and I like the I like their, I like their vibe.
And you don't. Yeah. They're from Iceland. And and I don't know why you don't like him. Because that guy's voice Yeah.
Really grates on my nerves. Really? Yes. I think it's so cool. Can't handle it.
It's different. It's incredibly, cool to me. I like the music. I like I I think his voice is cool. The whole band has a whole, like, cool vibe.
I just really dig it. I disagree. And every time one of their songs, comes up in my playlist, everyone in the car goes, oh, not this. Every single time. This is not good.
It is very good. There's a lot of people who like it. There is. It's super good. They won Eurovision twenty twenty.
I know. That's great. Good for them. I don't personally like them. And that's what is great about the life and the world is that there are things for all of us, isn't there?
Yes. We don't all have to like and agree on the same things. That's true. If we ever get a chance to go to Europe, we can go see them. Like, we could go see them in Poland.
No. Sweden? Cannot Norway, Denmark, Germany Listen to me. Netherlands. There's a lot of things that I'll do with you because as I often tell the kids, sometimes you sacrifice what you wanna do for the people that you love.
But going to that show is not one of them. Show is a hard pass for me. What, what's the name of the band? Daddy fryer. Okay.
But what did you call them? Daddy fryer is, like, the name of name. I know. Listen, though. There used to be an air like, an not an air fryer, but, like, you know how they used to have a baby fryer and then they had a daddy fryer?
No. Yeah. They did. Look at that. But there's, like, scrub daddy, like, the little sponge for your sink?
Not this. It was a actual fryer, and they called it the fry daddy. Sorry. Fry daddy. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. How about it from Presto? Okay. I call him I always call him Dodie Fayed, which because I can't ever remember his name.
Fayed. And then as I said it today, I went Yeah. I think that's a real person. I looked it up, and, yes, that is a real person who was with princess Diana when she No way. Yeah.
At the in the accident? Yeah. So that's why you have that name. But also he also perish? Yeah.
Wow. I know. So now I feel very bad for saying that. Well, saying the name? Yeah.
Well, you shouldn't feel bad for saying the name. It's impressive that you had that in your brain somewhere, but that you didn't know who that was and you thought it was the band from Iceland that I like is interesting, but you just had an association with the d and the f. Mhmm. Right. Mhmm.
And you knew it wasn't from America. So there's that. Now I'll just always call him fry daddy because that's funny. His name is daddy fryer. Fry daddy.
It's fine. Every time it comes on and you go fry daddy, I will laugh. That's that's pretty good. I do like that. And it's appropriate because if you've seen him, kinda looks like a fry.
He kinda tastes tall. He's kind of skinny. Like a french fry. And white. Yeah.
That's what I'm saying. It looks like a french fry. Scandinavian. Icelandic. But sure.
Anyway, I had a whole plan to talk about something else, and so I'll just we'll talk about it in a minute. But, thank you for giving me a reason to talk about one of my favorite bands. Are they one of your favorite bands? Like their stuff. Are you kidding?
No. Oh, man. You think you know a person? They it's really good. I feel like you and I one song you like.
Which one? I'm not bitter. You like that song. Every time that one comes on, you're like, oh, listen to this song. No.
No. No. No. I tolerate that song. Right.
I don't like it. If I like a song Mhmm. I'll add it to my playlist. I have not added a single one of their songs to my playlist. You should.
But I can tolerate that one. You should. Ten years is good. Think about things. The one that won Eurovision is great.
Think about things. That's the one that went viral? That's the one that was the first one. That's the one that they won Eurovision with. But that's the one that was all over, like, social media, and people were kinda mocking their They were not mocking.
They were yeah. Their video? Correct. Okay. With the dance moves and stuff.
Yeah. Yeah. Super cool. It is cool. What's the name of the band?
Fry Daddy. That's not it, but it's close. We are, part of a fantasy football league that has started up here at the, at at the radio group. I hope everybody's ready for this gal. No one is prepared to hang out with you, the raccoon.
I had the pleasure of surviving a season of fantasy football with you last year. That's a pleasure. Just the four of us. That's You, me, and the kids. Yeah.
And, and that was a fun time. It was fun. Our daughter won the the season. The one who didn't even care about it. I understand.
One who never even set her roster. I well, she did. She said it every week. She just had to be reminded. And she opted out this year and said, I don't wanna play.
She had mostly Dolphins players. Yeah. How did she win? Good question. Because Tyrique was not getting the ball after Tua got hurt again last season.
Anyway, so we have a a 10 team league that's starting up here in the building. 10 player. 10 team league Oh, okay. That is, that is starting up. And we've got the draft coming up, like, in a couple of days, and then it's gonna because we're only, like, three weeks away from football season.
Do we get a a a buy in? Not a buy in, but, like, our the four pack, us, when the family did it, we got to pick two players that were like, yes. Oh, you got you got to dibs a couple of players. Yeah. I don't think so.
I wanna do that. Well, I'm sorry. It's just gonna go the way it goes. And with 10 teams, you're gonna have a lot slimmer pickings as things get deeper down the road. Involved in football are these people?
I don't know. I think some are pretty intense, but not everybody. There's a couple of sales guys. There's a couple of office people. There's a few on air people, to pick it up.
And then our son who joined in because we had an open spot, and, and he wanted to play in our league. What are the what are their, favorite teams? Like, when they watch football, who do they genuinely Couldn't tell you. I do know If they one of the sales guys is a big Miami Dolphins fan. Is he in?
Is he playing? Yeah. Well Well Good luck with that guy. Yeah. I don't know who else is The Dolphins.
I don't know the fan base of I know one guy is a big Cincinnati Bengals fan, as is our son. Yeah. But So they'll be fighting over players. Well, maybe if if you play that way. Right.
I mean, as of right now, he's looking at some some early roster stuff. Okay. I'm just curious. Like, one of the top receivers. I are just deal.
Who I'm go gunning for for quarterback. And if somebody takes takes him in the draft before Aaron Rodgers? No. It's not Aaron Rodgers? No.
He's not your top pick? No. You you told me, that I could pick for you if you weren't able to arrive to the draft on time, And I felt like the appropriate thing to do. What I wanted to do was find a way to only draft coaches. So if I could figure out how to get you, like, historic coaches, like, I'm a throw in Bill Belichick because I know you love him.
Listen. And I'm a throw in the mustached wonder that is mister Reed, coach Reed. Yeah, mustache. Okay. Here's what I think would be funny sometime to do a fantasy football draft Yeah.
But you pick for somebody else. So you each, like, move your phone down a person and you pick for other players on your team. I think that would be really fun. Yeah. Yes.
Or another way to play is you can only pick from the bottom. You pick the worst players. Wow. I know. Or everybody has to take a kicker and then a defense and then the rest of the roster.
Everybody picks a quarterback last. Yeah. Wow. I don't think any of that will be happening. It'll be pretty normal, and, and I'm excited.
Now my team as of right now, I'm still kind of debating whether it's gonna stick or not. My team's called the Lorax, and, and I have one of the coolest things I've ever made. This thing, this image of a Lorax. What did you why did you pick the Lorax? Honestly, because I made the image, and I thought the image was fun.
And I went, that's a fun thing. I would I'd like that's a fun thing. And also I speak for the trees. Oh. You know?
Okay. The forest. You know, there's no trees on a football field. Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. I know. Okay. I said, men that stick. I'm I'm playing around with it.
We'll see. Okay. I haven't I haven't really, I haven't really picked. What's your team? Oh, we're called the tight ends.
Uh-huh. You're gonna have a lot of tight end positions you're filling, or what's the story? No. I know. What?
It's, you wanna get it. Okay. Kind of like a play on words. What's the play on words? It's a football play, so it has a lot to do with football.
It's a position. It's a position. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Uh-huh. And it's also funny because it's another word for bum. You see? Which all of the football players have. Yeah.
I see. So it's it's it's what you might call a double entendre. Is that what you would call it? Crazy. So good luck to you.
Well, Sir Lorax? For now. You've been knighted. For now. Have you seen the picture of him?
I haven't. Oh, he's very cool. I'm I'm just here to say, if anybody takes my quarterback, I'm gonna be real upset. Well I'm not even gonna tell you what it is because I don't want somebody to grab him. Lamar Jackson.
Why would you say that? Because I everyone knows. Everyone knows already. Everyone knows already. Not anybody here.
Plus, I just coughed. I didn't say anything. He was What are you talking about? Said everything. Patrick Mahomes.
No. I'm not picking him. I mean, yes. I want Patrick Mahomes. Nobody better pick him.
That's the one I want. He's the best. He gets no interceptions. It's gonna be a wild ride. Two things.
Yes. One, this, the other that. And the question is, would you rather this or that? Would you rather this is school edition still. Back to school edition.
Would you rather walk into school and have everyone know your name? What's up, everybody? Hey, Josh. What's up? What's up?
What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Yeah.
What's up? Or You mean like it was for me? Hold on. Sorry. I didn't read the whole thing.
Oh. Everybody knows your name, but they're not your friend. Oh, yeah. That so just like me? For real?
Or you have just one really good friend Yeah. But no one else knows who you are. That. One really good friend? Yeah.
Yeah. I don't want a bunch of people that don't like me, but then know my name. The you don't know my name? You know that guy Josh? Yeah.
Yeah. Right. Everyone hates him. Hey. What's up, Josh?
Josh, get out of here. Ugh. Yeah. No. I'll just have the one good friend and Alright.
That'll be fine. What if everyone knows your name and everyone is your friend? Everyone is your friend. Wow. What a life.
What's it like to be friends with everybody? So friends with everyone Yeah. Or just one really good friend? I think still or quantity. Still think quality is would be better.
We all need a quality friend. Somebody that looks out for us. Hey. You got one. Hey.
You got you've got a friend in me. Aw, that's nice. What's your hand doing? Put it away. Reaching out reaching out toward me.
Hey. Hey. I wish I had a friend. What are you picking? One one good friend.
I'm still looking for Hey. You got a friend in me. Hey. Hey. Look at us.
Friends forever. It's weird. Right? Do you wanna get necklaces? No.
I do not wanna get best friend necklaces that are a broken heart. We each have half. Well, we can't anyway because you already share a best friend necklace with somebody else. I do? Yeah.
You have the cookies, and he has the memo. I do have you are correct. You are correct. I can't I can't have another. Would you rather this or that?
Hey. Real quick. Coming up on Saturday, I'm gonna be hanging out early in the morning at the Idaho Falls Farmers Market. I'm gonna be there for half the day, and then Justin, from The Hawk is going to be there the second half of the day. And the farmers market is happening, now through the October.
It's on Memorial Drive in Idaho Falls. There's, like, a 170 or more vendor booths. It's an awesome, awesome time. It is awesome. It runs nine to two?
Yeah. Yeah. Every Saturday. And we have been trying to get involved in the community and collect some, different things, different resources to help out different organizations. And coming up on Saturday, while we're there from nine to two, you can stop by the Riverbend Media booth, Riverbend Media Group booth, and you can donate food items for the community food basket of Idaho Falls.
There was a story on East Idaho News a week ago or so, that talked about how like, they're really struggling for food right now. And we it's the summer. You don't think about it. It comes around at Thanksgiving, and everybody's like, food drive, food drive, food drive. But they're they're in need right now in a big way.
And so we wanted to get involved, and so we've been working with them to kinda figure out what are the things they need the most. What are the things that we can collect to help out with? And we've got a a great big list We do. Of all these things. They are high needs.
They're looking for cereal, canned chili, mac and cheese, canned tuna or chicken, and canned veggies. Now, of course, anything that you are able to donate is gonna say that. Much appreciated. But those are the things they're in the most need of. And we do have a list of these if you, tap the farmers market link in the Classy 97 app.
We you can see a full list of all the things that they're trying to collect. But we would invite you to bring that stuff to the farmers market. We're gonna make sure it gets to the food basket. They do have a QR code, and we will have that there as well. So if you're walking by and you're like, hey.
I didn't bring some food, but I'd like to donate a dollar or $5 or something, you can scan that QR code at our booth, and you can make a monetary donation as well. And what I know about, the food bank is they can turn money into big amounts of food. Take every $1 donated and turn it into $4.80 worth of food. That's awesome. So Yeah.
That's a big deal. Big deal. Every I mean, people say this all the time. Every little bit helps, but it truly does. And you can But it's about our community.
It's a big deal. Community Food Basket of Idaho Falls, we will be supporting them on Saturday at the Idaho Falls Farmers Market. So make plans to stop by and see. Like I said, I'll be there. Are you gonna come hang out at least a little bit?
Maybe things to do in the morning, but then I'll swing by. Cool. So, you can stop by and see us. We'll be at the Riverbend Media Group booth at the Farmers Market on Saturday. I'll be there from nine until probably noon.
Oh, and then I'll get some I'll get some snacks Yeah. While we're there. Of course. Yes. Snacks.
Breakfast foods. Alright. Come and see us, and I think that's also gonna do it for the show today. Is that right? Are we done?
That's it. Yeah. We're at that time. That's all she wrote. K.
Have a great day. We'll see you back here tomorrow. Check out the podcast. Follow us on socials. You know the deal.
You know the drill. Alright. See you tomorrow. Bye. Thanks for listening to Wake Up Classy 97, the podcast.
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